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He just likes non-funny comedy. Yeah, I think the problem's with Robert. That's what I'm getting. I think so, too. I mean, for the rest, he's great. This is just something we don't bond over.

He just likes non-funny comedy. Yeah, I think the problem's with Robert. That's what I'm getting. I think so, too. I mean, for the rest, he's great. This is just something we don't bond over.

To be honest, I put up an Instagram post for, like, friends, like, asking, like, who of my friends is listening to Conan O'Brien, you know, needs a friend? And no one replied. Yeah. Wow. But maybe I don't have many friends.

To be honest, I put up an Instagram post for, like, friends, like, asking, like, who of my friends is listening to Conan O'Brien, you know, needs a friend? And no one replied. Yeah. Wow. But maybe I don't have many friends.

I just think you need better PR in the Netherlands. That's just what I think. Maybe you're not reaching beyond, you know, you need to.

I just think you need better PR in the Netherlands. That's just what I think. Maybe you're not reaching beyond, you know, you need to.

But I'm talking to you. Is that not enough for you?

But I'm talking to you. Is that not enough for you?

I know you hurt my feelings.

I know you hurt my feelings.

Very direct. You should know that.

Very direct. You should know that.

I mean, you're hosting the Oscars. You're fine. You're fine with that, Robert.

I mean, you're hosting the Oscars. You're fine. You're fine with that, Robert.

We don't even watch. This you watch. I am kidding. I am so sorry. I'm kidding. I'm so sorry.

We don't even watch. This you watch. I am kidding. I am so sorry. I'm kidding. I'm so sorry.

Congrats.

Congrats.

Yeah. Three inches below my own face. Yeah, you're taller than him. You feel good about that.

Yeah. Three inches below my own face. Yeah, you're taller than him. You feel good about that.

You're not stronger than Brad Pitt.

You're not stronger than Brad Pitt.

No, he would beat you up.

No, he would beat you up.

What would your fighting style be?

What would your fighting style be?

Running away?

Running away?

It's more like a slapping.

It's more like a slapping.

That's where you pull someone over you, right?

That's where you pull someone over you, right?

I think Robert is not going to be very appreciative of the comment you've just made.

I think Robert is not going to be very appreciative of the comment you've just made.

What are you going to do to Robert?

What are you going to do to Robert?

What are you going to do to Robert?

What are you going to do to Robert?

Yeah, it is. She didn't even need to tell you she posted on Instagram and none of her friends commented.

Yeah, it is. She didn't even need to tell you she posted on Instagram and none of her friends commented.

I think, again, now it's a cultural difference. I was trying to help you. You need more fans in Amsterdam or in the Netherlands. And I don't know, maybe there's people that can help you with that.

I think, again, now it's a cultural difference. I was trying to help you. You need more fans in Amsterdam or in the Netherlands. And I don't know, maybe there's people that can help you with that.

I do feel bad. Why? Because I am very appreciative of your podcast. It has helped me through, you know, dark and fun times.

I do feel bad. Why? Because I am very appreciative of your podcast. It has helped me through, you know, dark and fun times.

I mean, you have fake woods.

I mean, you have fake woods.

You have to hold on to her. Micah.

You have to hold on to her. Micah.

They're made out of paper.

They're made out of paper.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You need to be nice to me.

You need to be nice to me.

Very nice.

Very nice.

I'm a fan.

I'm a fan.

He is... I'm not responding fast enough, I feel like. That took me too long.

He is... I'm not responding fast enough, I feel like. That took me too long.

But maybe this is my character flaw. I do apologize.

But maybe this is my character flaw. I do apologize.

No, but he is handsome, but in a particular way.

No, but he is handsome, but in a particular way.

He's very... He's almost too beautiful to even describe. No, but he's like 3% Neanderthal blood. I don't know what that means, but I feel like you can see it somehow in his face. Did she say Neanderthal?

He's very... He's almost too beautiful to even describe. No, but he's like 3% Neanderthal blood. I don't know what that means, but I feel like you can see it somehow in his face. Did she say Neanderthal?

No. I'm more practical than him, and I don't think I have any any feather blood.

No. I'm more practical than him, and I don't think I have any any feather blood.

Have you done the DNA tests?

Have you done the DNA tests?

You know the percentage thing?

You know the percentage thing?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, he chopped all this wood.

Yeah, he chopped all this wood.

I work as a high fashion model.

I work as a high fashion model.

And we'll buy a houseboat together.

And we'll buy a houseboat together.

Maybe you need a local.

Maybe you need a local.

to help you out with this situation. Yes.

to help you out with this situation. Yes.

OK, I hope he'll listen to this.

OK, I hope he'll listen to this.

Thank you so much. Nice talking.

Thank you so much. Nice talking.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

I can't stop looking at your cheekbones. Thank you. You're not sure if it's like a filter or something, you know?

I can't stop looking at your cheekbones. Thank you. You're not sure if it's like a filter or something, you know?

Hi. Thank you so much. Hello.

Hi. Thank you so much. Hello.

Yes, I started when I was 13 and I'm 30 now, which is, I want to say, old within this industry.

Yes, I started when I was 13 and I'm 30 now, which is, I want to say, old within this industry.

So for a very long time. And it used to be normal to be 13 and start modeling, which now doesn't happen anymore.

So for a very long time. And it used to be normal to be 13 and start modeling, which now doesn't happen anymore.

Yes, there are rules now.

Yes, there are rules now.

Sorry to interrupt your water talk. I'm very good. How are you? Thank you for pronouncing my name correctly. Wow.

Sorry to interrupt your water talk. I'm very good. How are you? Thank you for pronouncing my name correctly. Wow.

What do you think I should do at 90?

What do you think I should do at 90?

Yeah, or I can retire then.

Yeah, or I can retire then.

Yes. I used to live in New York for six or seven years. That's actually when I first heard your guys' podcast. Yeah. And usually when I have a job, I go to Paris or Milan or anywhere else within Europe at the moment.

Yes. I used to live in New York for six or seven years. That's actually when I first heard your guys' podcast. Yeah. And usually when I have a job, I go to Paris or Milan or anywhere else within Europe at the moment.

I'm six feet. How tall are you?

I'm six feet. How tall are you?

Have you thought about... Yeah.

Have you thought about... Yeah.

Is that where you want to go?

Is that where you want to go?

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I think yes. I think also nowadays, you know, there's more diversity within age. I think you would be perfect. And you've compared yourself to Tilda Swinton, which I think is the most gorgeous human on this world.

I think yes. I think also nowadays, you know, there's more diversity within age. I think you would be perfect. And you've compared yourself to Tilda Swinton, which I think is the most gorgeous human on this world.

That's what I'll do when I'm 90.

That's what I'll do when I'm 90.

Yes, I think that would be perfect.

Yes, I think that would be perfect.

Beautiful. I don't know who said it. Where do you find your jeans or your pants? Or do you have someone that elongates your pants?

Beautiful. I don't know who said it. Where do you find your jeans or your pants? Or do you have someone that elongates your pants?

Legs are sensual? How is that even mean?

Legs are sensual? How is that even mean?

I was talking to myself.

I was talking to myself.

Have you picked up food with your feet?

Have you picked up food with your feet?

Me, yeah.

Me, yeah.

I'll take the blame. No problem.

I'll take the blame. No problem.

No. At this point, I'm almost, I don't want to say insulted because I don't want to be bothered, but also, yes. No, I don't get stopped at all.

No. At this point, I'm almost, I don't want to say insulted because I don't want to be bothered, but also, yes. No, I don't get stopped at all.

No, I don't know.

No, I don't know.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You're not taking her to like a nice restaurant?

You're not taking her to like a nice restaurant?

You were thinking of a long food.

You were thinking of a long food.

You need a six feet four burrito. No, they don't.

You need a six feet four burrito. No, they don't.

Yes.

Yes.

I mean, that's what I tell myself to fall asleep. I'm not sure. I think so. Also, your producer told me you have a resting bitch face. I think I might have the same thing.

I mean, that's what I tell myself to fall asleep. I'm not sure. I think so. Also, your producer told me you have a resting bitch face. I think I might have the same thing.

Yeah. No, I didn't. One of your... Oh. Sorry.

Yeah. No, I didn't. One of your... Oh. Sorry.

It's okay, Blay.

It's okay, Blay.

No, but it's a good thing. You know what's... That makes you a good model.

No, but it's a good thing. You know what's... That makes you a good model.

The one on the left.

The one on the left.

Yes. Can you hear by my speech?

Yes. Can you hear by my speech?

Maybe you can try.

Maybe you can try.

Not that close. Maybe you can go further away. Maybe in the dark. This is good. Oh, my God.

Not that close. Maybe you can go further away. Maybe in the dark. This is good. Oh, my God.

Okay. Wow.

Okay. Wow.

That's what happened. No, I'm sorry. I was just, yeah, this is.

That's what happened. No, I'm sorry. I was just, yeah, this is.

But maybe you've left too much in your life, you know? And they want to relax, so they want to hang. Like in the downtime, your smile muscles just want to... Oh, that's weird.

But maybe you've left too much in your life, you know? And they want to relax, so they want to hang. Like in the downtime, your smile muscles just want to... Oh, that's weird.

Can you do it one more time?

Can you do it one more time?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

He's the burrito again. They're doing a zoom in on you now. I don't know if it helps.

He's the burrito again. They're doing a zoom in on you now. I don't know if it helps.

I am in a relationship with a man called Robert.

I am in a relationship with a man called Robert.

He's also from Amsterdam, but we met on Bumble. And he said he would not have approached me in real life either, but that's because he has only dated women that are like five feet tall.

He's also from Amsterdam, but we met on Bumble. And he said he would not have approached me in real life either, but that's because he has only dated women that are like five feet tall.

He's 6'1".

He's 6'1".

So, yeah.

So, yeah.

No, no, but we're in a happy relationship. Oh. He's fine with my height, thank God.

No, no, but we're in a happy relationship. Oh. He's fine with my height, thank God.

They're making it a trend now, too.

They're making it a trend now, too.

Short king. It's like a thing online, right? I see so now. Yeah.

Short king. It's like a thing online, right? I see so now. Yeah.

Did you guys see the video of the tallest woman on earth and the smallest woman or person on earth? I'm not sure if it was women.

Did you guys see the video of the tallest woman on earth and the smallest woman or person on earth? I'm not sure if it was women.

Meeting each other? Yeah, I have.

Meeting each other? Yeah, I have.

Yeah. It's cool. Yeah, that was... And they met each other accidentally.

Yeah. It's cool. Yeah, that was... And they met each other accidentally.

He's super nice to me. Tonight, he was like, I know you're a bit nervous, so go take a nap. I'll cook dinner for you. He poured me a glass of sake. He made me a tea.

He's super nice to me. Tonight, he was like, I know you're a bit nervous, so go take a nap. I'll cook dinner for you. He poured me a glass of sake. He made me a tea.

I'm borrowing his laptop.

I'm borrowing his laptop.

I think the language barrier might be coming over.

I think the language barrier might be coming over.

Yes, he does. But he hasn't listened to you guys' podcast.

Yes, he does. But he hasn't listened to you guys' podcast.

And I'm quite disappointed.

And I'm quite disappointed.

And you had good weather, I assume. Otherwise, you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.

And you had good weather, I assume. Otherwise, you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.

For up until now, he won't. But maybe... I think he can be convinced.

For up until now, he won't. But maybe... I think he can be convinced.

It's a choice. Yes.

It's a choice. Yes.

Is it because of Conan or because of one of us? Well, it's not because of you guys. Oh!

Is it because of Conan or because of one of us? Well, it's not because of you guys. Oh!

Now I hope Conan doesn't know who I'm talking to again.

Now I hope Conan doesn't know who I'm talking to again.

And I'm deducing... I know you take it as a challenge.

And I'm deducing... I know you take it as a challenge.

I declare the fifth. Yeah.

I declare the fifth. Yeah.

You can't use our Constitution.

You can't use our Constitution.

He's not a fan. I'm so sorry. He's not a fan, but I feel bad because I think you're so nice.

He's not a fan. I'm so sorry. He's not a fan, but I feel bad because I think you're so nice.

I feel like your hair would get a little...

I feel like your hair would get a little...

Now, what is it he's... Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. It's not about personality. It's about your talent. Yeah. Yeah.

Now, what is it he's... Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. It's not about personality. It's about your talent. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. I'll be completely honest with you. I have discussed it today as well because, you know, it's,

Okay. I'll be completely honest with you. I have discussed it today as well because, you know, it's,

Why do I want to meet, you know? Yeah, he just thinks it's too much.

Why do I want to meet, you know? Yeah, he just thinks it's too much.

You're trying too much.

You're trying too much.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I asked him the word, he said naughty.

I asked him the word, he said naughty.

But I think you're super respectful and I think that's where...

But I think you're super respectful and I think that's where...

I think if you take this attitude, you will be perfect.

I think if you take this attitude, you will be perfect.

He just likes non-funny comedy. Yeah, I think the problem's with Robert. That's what I'm getting. I think so, too. I mean, for the rest, he's great. This is just something we don't bond over.

To be honest, I put up an Instagram post for, like, friends, like, asking, like, who of my friends is listening to Conan O'Brien, you know, needs a friend? And no one replied. Yeah. Wow. But maybe I don't have many friends.

I just think you need better PR in the Netherlands. That's just what I think. Maybe you're not reaching beyond, you know, you need to.

But I'm talking to you. Is that not enough for you?

I know you hurt my feelings.

Very direct. You should know that.

I mean, you're hosting the Oscars. You're fine. You're fine with that, Robert.

We don't even watch. This you watch. I am kidding. I am so sorry. I'm kidding. I'm so sorry.

Congrats.

Yeah. Three inches below my own face. Yeah, you're taller than him. You feel good about that.

You're not stronger than Brad Pitt.

No, he would beat you up.

What would your fighting style be?

Running away?

It's more like a slapping.

That's where you pull someone over you, right?

I think Robert is not going to be very appreciative of the comment you've just made.

What are you going to do to Robert?

What are you going to do to Robert?

Yeah, it is. She didn't even need to tell you she posted on Instagram and none of her friends commented.

I think, again, now it's a cultural difference. I was trying to help you. You need more fans in Amsterdam or in the Netherlands. And I don't know, maybe there's people that can help you with that.

I do feel bad. Why? Because I am very appreciative of your podcast. It has helped me through, you know, dark and fun times.

I mean, you have fake woods.

You have to hold on to her. Micah.

They're made out of paper.

Yeah.

You need to be nice to me.

Very nice.

I'm a fan.

He is... I'm not responding fast enough, I feel like. That took me too long.

But maybe this is my character flaw. I do apologize.

No, but he is handsome, but in a particular way.

He's very... He's almost too beautiful to even describe. No, but he's like 3% Neanderthal blood. I don't know what that means, but I feel like you can see it somehow in his face. Did she say Neanderthal?

No. I'm more practical than him, and I don't think I have any any feather blood.

Have you done the DNA tests?

You know the percentage thing?

Yeah.

Yeah, he chopped all this wood.

I work as a high fashion model.

And we'll buy a houseboat together.

Maybe you need a local.

to help you out with this situation. Yes.

OK, I hope he'll listen to this.

Thank you so much. Nice talking.

Bye bye.

I can't stop looking at your cheekbones. Thank you. You're not sure if it's like a filter or something, you know?

Hi. Thank you so much. Hello.

Yes, I started when I was 13 and I'm 30 now, which is, I want to say, old within this industry.

So for a very long time. And it used to be normal to be 13 and start modeling, which now doesn't happen anymore.

Yes, there are rules now.

Sorry to interrupt your water talk. I'm very good. How are you? Thank you for pronouncing my name correctly. Wow.

What do you think I should do at 90?

Yeah, or I can retire then.

Yes. I used to live in New York for six or seven years. That's actually when I first heard your guys' podcast. Yeah. And usually when I have a job, I go to Paris or Milan or anywhere else within Europe at the moment.

I'm six feet. How tall are you?

Have you thought about... Yeah.

Is that where you want to go?

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I think yes. I think also nowadays, you know, there's more diversity within age. I think you would be perfect. And you've compared yourself to Tilda Swinton, which I think is the most gorgeous human on this world.

That's what I'll do when I'm 90.

Yes, I think that would be perfect.

Beautiful. I don't know who said it. Where do you find your jeans or your pants? Or do you have someone that elongates your pants?

Legs are sensual? How is that even mean?

I was talking to myself.

Have you picked up food with your feet?

Me, yeah.

I'll take the blame. No problem.

No. At this point, I'm almost, I don't want to say insulted because I don't want to be bothered, but also, yes. No, I don't get stopped at all.

No, I don't know.

Mm-hmm.

You're not taking her to like a nice restaurant?

You were thinking of a long food.

You need a six feet four burrito. No, they don't.

Yes.

I mean, that's what I tell myself to fall asleep. I'm not sure. I think so. Also, your producer told me you have a resting bitch face. I think I might have the same thing.

Yeah. No, I didn't. One of your... Oh. Sorry.

It's okay, Blay.

No, but it's a good thing. You know what's... That makes you a good model.

The one on the left.

Yes. Can you hear by my speech?

Maybe you can try.

Not that close. Maybe you can go further away. Maybe in the dark. This is good. Oh, my God.

Okay. Wow.

That's what happened. No, I'm sorry. I was just, yeah, this is.

But maybe you've left too much in your life, you know? And they want to relax, so they want to hang. Like in the downtime, your smile muscles just want to... Oh, that's weird.

Can you do it one more time?

Oh, my God.

He's the burrito again. They're doing a zoom in on you now. I don't know if it helps.

I am in a relationship with a man called Robert.

He's also from Amsterdam, but we met on Bumble. And he said he would not have approached me in real life either, but that's because he has only dated women that are like five feet tall.

He's 6'1".

So, yeah.

No, no, but we're in a happy relationship. Oh. He's fine with my height, thank God.

They're making it a trend now, too.

Short king. It's like a thing online, right? I see so now. Yeah.

Did you guys see the video of the tallest woman on earth and the smallest woman or person on earth? I'm not sure if it was women.

Meeting each other? Yeah, I have.

Yeah. It's cool. Yeah, that was... And they met each other accidentally.

He's super nice to me. Tonight, he was like, I know you're a bit nervous, so go take a nap. I'll cook dinner for you. He poured me a glass of sake. He made me a tea.

I'm borrowing his laptop.

I think the language barrier might be coming over.

Yes, he does. But he hasn't listened to you guys' podcast.

And I'm quite disappointed.

And you had good weather, I assume. Otherwise, you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.

For up until now, he won't. But maybe... I think he can be convinced.

It's a choice. Yes.

Is it because of Conan or because of one of us? Well, it's not because of you guys. Oh!

Now I hope Conan doesn't know who I'm talking to again.

And I'm deducing... I know you take it as a challenge.

I declare the fifth. Yeah.

You can't use our Constitution.

He's not a fan. I'm so sorry. He's not a fan, but I feel bad because I think you're so nice.

I feel like your hair would get a little...

Now, what is it he's... Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. It's not about personality. It's about your talent. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. I'll be completely honest with you. I have discussed it today as well because, you know, it's,

Why do I want to meet, you know? Yeah, he just thinks it's too much.

You're trying too much.

Yeah.

I asked him the word, he said naughty.

But I think you're super respectful and I think that's where...

I think if you take this attitude, you will be perfect.