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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
He just likes non-funny comedy. Yeah, I think the problem's with Robert. That's what I'm getting. I think so, too. I mean, for the rest, he's great. This is just something we don't bond over.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
To be honest, I put up an Instagram post for, like, friends, like, asking, like, who of my friends is listening to Conan O'Brien, you know, needs a friend? And no one replied. Yeah. Wow. But maybe I don't have many friends.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I just think you need better PR in the Netherlands. That's just what I think. Maybe you're not reaching beyond, you know, you need to.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I mean, you're hosting the Oscars. You're fine. You're fine with that, Robert.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
We don't even watch. This you watch. I am kidding. I am so sorry. I'm kidding. I'm so sorry.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Yeah. Three inches below my own face. Yeah, you're taller than him. You feel good about that.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I think Robert is not going to be very appreciative of the comment you've just made.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Yeah, it is. She didn't even need to tell you she posted on Instagram and none of her friends commented.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I think, again, now it's a cultural difference. I was trying to help you. You need more fans in Amsterdam or in the Netherlands. And I don't know, maybe there's people that can help you with that.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I do feel bad. Why? Because I am very appreciative of your podcast. It has helped me through, you know, dark and fun times.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
He is... I'm not responding fast enough, I feel like. That took me too long.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
He's very... He's almost too beautiful to even describe. No, but he's like 3% Neanderthal blood. I don't know what that means, but I feel like you can see it somehow in his face. Did she say Neanderthal?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
No. I'm more practical than him, and I don't think I have any any feather blood.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I can't stop looking at your cheekbones. Thank you. You're not sure if it's like a filter or something, you know?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Yes, I started when I was 13 and I'm 30 now, which is, I want to say, old within this industry.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
So for a very long time. And it used to be normal to be 13 and start modeling, which now doesn't happen anymore.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Sorry to interrupt your water talk. I'm very good. How are you? Thank you for pronouncing my name correctly. Wow.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Yes. I used to live in New York for six or seven years. That's actually when I first heard your guys' podcast. Yeah. And usually when I have a job, I go to Paris or Milan or anywhere else within Europe at the moment.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I think yes. I think also nowadays, you know, there's more diversity within age. I think you would be perfect. And you've compared yourself to Tilda Swinton, which I think is the most gorgeous human on this world.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Beautiful. I don't know who said it. Where do you find your jeans or your pants? Or do you have someone that elongates your pants?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
No. At this point, I'm almost, I don't want to say insulted because I don't want to be bothered, but also, yes. No, I don't get stopped at all.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I mean, that's what I tell myself to fall asleep. I'm not sure. I think so. Also, your producer told me you have a resting bitch face. I think I might have the same thing.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
No, but it's a good thing. You know what's... That makes you a good model.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Not that close. Maybe you can go further away. Maybe in the dark. This is good. Oh, my God.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
That's what happened. No, I'm sorry. I was just, yeah, this is.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
But maybe you've left too much in your life, you know? And they want to relax, so they want to hang. Like in the downtime, your smile muscles just want to... Oh, that's weird.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
He's the burrito again. They're doing a zoom in on you now. I don't know if it helps.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
He's also from Amsterdam, but we met on Bumble. And he said he would not have approached me in real life either, but that's because he has only dated women that are like five feet tall.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
No, no, but we're in a happy relationship. Oh. He's fine with my height, thank God.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Short king. It's like a thing online, right? I see so now. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Did you guys see the video of the tallest woman on earth and the smallest woman or person on earth? I'm not sure if it was women.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Yeah. It's cool. Yeah, that was... And they met each other accidentally.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
He's super nice to me. Tonight, he was like, I know you're a bit nervous, so go take a nap. I'll cook dinner for you. He poured me a glass of sake. He made me a tea.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Yes, he does. But he hasn't listened to you guys' podcast.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
And you had good weather, I assume. Otherwise, you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
For up until now, he won't. But maybe... I think he can be convinced.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Is it because of Conan or because of one of us? Well, it's not because of you guys. Oh!
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Now I hope Conan doesn't know who I'm talking to again.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
He's not a fan. I'm so sorry. He's not a fan, but I feel bad because I think you're so nice.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Now, what is it he's... Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. It's not about personality. It's about your talent. Yeah. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Okay. I'll be completely honest with you. I have discussed it today as well because, you know, it's,
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
Why do I want to meet, you know? Yeah, he just thinks it's too much.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
But I think you're super respectful and I think that's where...
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Long In The Leg
I think if you take this attitude, you will be perfect.