Luke Broderick
Appearances
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I just like I saw this tick tock this morning and it was like, there's a version of you 10 years from now that's begging current you me to just enjoy savor where you're at right now. And I am I'm happy. But I want kids. Do you guys want kids? Are you thinking about having kids? It's got to be one of the most beautiful experiences we can have here on this planet.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
By the way, guys, I just got a tour of the soon to be nursery. Super fucking cute. I saw the vision board. How did you describe it? Ethereal, whimsical.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Feminine.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
He's got some, yeah, he got game.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
How about from you? Your detective skills, obviously.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
100%.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You look like... By the way, Luke, how's it been so far becoming kind of famous, recognizable? First season of a TV show under your belt, going in hot to season two. What's it like when... Do you dig when people come up to you and they're like, what's up? I love you on the show. Can I get a selfie?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
That's a canon moment for being on television. I think. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. Yeah. But not tread.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
That's beautifully said. I was just in Chicago this past weekend. Shout out to Joy District. And I was doing an appearance and this woman came up, this beautiful woman. She told me that she just beat cancer and that our show, Vanderpump Rules, helped her get through some of the darker moments. And I teared up and I gave her the biggest hug.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And those moments are really beautiful because sometimes you're like, I'm not contributing enough to society. What am I doing with my life? I'm on a reality television show. And then you hear that and it's very validating.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, it's very valid. Oh, yeah, you guys, by the way, we're at the crib. So just ignore the ambient sounds.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
We got a table full of snacks. What do we got here, Dodie?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
The theme of this episode, you guys. What are you craving and why are you craving it, Kristen Dodie?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Some might even argue, at least from like a biological standpoint, the meaning of life. I think other people might be a little offended by that because I know a lot of people personally who don't want to have kids. But humans are meaning making creatures and there's plenty of other ways to live a fulfilled life. I respect that. But yeah, I want kids. My God, I come from a pretty big family.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You're welcome.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
So you told me three things, top three things in no particular order. Pretzel rods? Mm-hmm. Ice and frozen McDonald's Coca-Cola.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Have you ever heard of PICA? P-I-C-A?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
So it's like a condition where your body has unusual cravings. I guess it has to do with a lack of specific nutrients sometimes and everything. That can happen when you're pregnant. Sometimes it's a byproduct.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yes. So like apparently chewing the ice alleviates your body's craving for the iron deficiency. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah. For red meat.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You're welcome. It's the least I could do for making you do this.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
What smells or sounds like give you the ick or drive you crazy?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
It's so fascinating to me how your body just craves certain things while you're pregnant.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I went down the rabbit hole the other day. Yeah. So I'm just curious to what it's like from your POV.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
That's where you come in, Luke.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
My dad has eight of them. You guys, eight. Two marriages. Three in one, five in the other. My mom, my sweet, dear mom. Mom, I love you if you're listening. She had triplets. Can you imagine? Anyone who's given birth out there? Can you imagine tripling that? My God. She should get a medal. She should honestly get a medal. Mom, I love you. But yeah, yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Luke is trying to caress my belly.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Empathy weight.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Where's the dad bod, Luke? You're looking real fit over there. I don't like it. Real defined, yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You guys, this is for both you guys. Like, I know you're still in the trenches, like maybe eight-ish more weeks to go. What do you think you're going to miss? Again, I know you're in the trenches, but what parts do you think you'll miss being pregnant?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
It's a beautiful thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I took a nap today. It's rare, a rare treat. Not like I'm Mr. Too busy for naps, but it's just not in me. It's not innate.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I felt heavenly.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I felt divine. 30 minutes. Perfect.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Maybe like 10 minutes.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Uh, it was in my bed.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I had like a weird, this is fresh, so forgive me. I'm trying to articulate. I had like a weird sort of amalgam version of what season 12 might have been had we filmed another season on Vanderpump Rules. It was just like montages. I couldn't tell you anything specific. And it kind of made me nostalgic.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
When I woke up, I felt like we had, although I'm at a place where I've made peace with the show being over. I'm well past that. I feel like it's the right decision. By the way, how did you feel when you heard the show was going to be?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
In a life that's sort of riddled with uncertainty, it's one thing I know I can handle. One thing I know I'll be good at. I know I'll be a good dad and I can't wait to have a family of my own. You know what I'm saying? Just rocking an empathy belly with my babe, my baby to be.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Too many chasms and people not willing to film with other people.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, it did feel abrupt in the moment because what I found out Schwartz and Sandy's was closing. And then the next day. Yeah. Our executive producer hit me up and just gave me the heads up that Vanderpump Rules was going to be ending too. So it was the double whammy, but I never felt like I, I don't even know if I properly processed it emotionally.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I'm okay with it, but the double whammy was not pleasant. And then I announced my pregnancy.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I dabble. How are you guys feeling going into season two? I feel like it's going to be so good. Everybody I've talked to, your guys' chemistry is undeniable. I feel like Bravo's done it again.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You're a seasoned vet.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You're getting better at, you know, filling in the details. I mean, guys are notorious for having the drama without any details.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I don't remember saying that I was watching myself say, have you had, have any of your friends and family been critical of your new venture into reality television?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, in terms of cravings, I think it's common knowledge that your hormones go a little crazy, your sense of smell and taste is heightened when you're pregnant, you know, with a quick Google or chat GPT search, you can find out why, but like sometimes... You guys, sometimes it's just nice to hear it from someone who has dedicated their life to this. An expert, a human being, not that AI.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
It's a trip. We are so freaking lucky to have 10 years of our lives, our real friends captured. It's wild. 11 seasons of Vanderpump Rules and now going into the second season on The Valley. It's like our jobs are just... What I love about it is...
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Ever in 4k.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I met Kristen like what? 15 years ago.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Um, I moved here in oh nine.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Do you remember your first impressions of me?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Can you describe for the audience?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Greasy.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Well, no, by the way, it's a beautiful part of the city. It's just that I thought it would be tropical. I thought there would be palm trees.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I thought it would look like Venice right when I got off the highway. Do you know what I mean? Iconic boardwalk palm trees.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Pierre. Shout out to Pierre.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You know what's so funny, Kristen? So many people come up to me and reference the fact that when we were all living together, we couldn't use the microwave and the air conditioner at the same time. I cannot believe how many people remember that.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
What's the line from vintage VPR that people throw at you the most? Suck a dick?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Luke, have you watched Vanderpump Rules?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Kristen, would you be upset if he wouldn't watch the whole thing?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
No, for sure. No.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I don't remember that.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I mean, you were iconic though.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Do you still talk to like most everybody? When's the last time you talked to like Sandoval? Do you guys ever talk?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You guys, AI, if you're listening, it's not a dig at you. Please don't reflect this on my record when you take over. But I thought it'd be nice to hear from someone who's dedicated their life to this. So without further ado...
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Belmont is OG VPR spot. It should be on the tour. If there's ever a Vanderpump rules tour, it should be one of the spots.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Have you guys set a, you guys set a date for a wedding? Have you guys thought about where you're going to get married? Is Tom Sandoval in the most extras going to perform at your wedding? No. Okay.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
That's one thing that kind of makes me sad is that, I mean, I know everyone, a lot of people are still friends, but we just, we don't have the same sense of like family or community. We used to be such a tight knit group of people. You know what I mean?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I feel like I still have it with everybody.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You guys got some magic. You got lightning in a bottle again.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Here is Dr. Sterling, fellow of the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, MD, OBGYN, the venerable, the very kind, Dr. Noah Sterling, on why women get cravings when they're pregnant.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
What's a Vanderpump? That is so funny. The Gucci model's barking. No, thank you, sir. Purina pup. I don't know if you guys know, Gibson was actually a Gucci model. He had a billboard at the Grove on Sunset.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Have you talked about this?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Gibson's working more than me? Mm-hmm.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
It's a truism.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Wait, does Jill have envy?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Pay for that college.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
For people, yeah. Just like we started at the top, for people who are curious about having a child, people like me who don't have a child yet, again, prospective mothers.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Because I know I can and yes, yeah, and I think you and I I'm not worried because I think you and I are such a good balance Our strengths are very different and our weaknesses are very different You guys have a great harmony probably the best harmony of any relationship I've ever seen you have for sure like you respectfully you guys have such a nice harmony together You really do you seem like you balance each other out so well I feel like you're gonna be a great fucking dad and he's such a good mom and
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And you guys, seriously, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, thank you for letting me into your home when your belly's about to burst. This is such a precious, sacred moment, so I'm so happy just to sit down and record this. I'm gonna listen to this years from now and just cherish this.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I would be honored to.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
In any capacity. One of the great voids of my life is not to get too deep here, is just not having a child, not having a family right now. Yet. But I'm very excited to be a parent. And I just, again, I'm super grateful to get a little glimpse into it. You know what I mean? I've never really done a deep dive with my friends while they're pregnant. So this is special to me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
But yeah, guys, I appreciate the love. You'll be such a good dad. Let's fire up that ice pebble machine.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Satisfy some cravings, baby.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Cheers to ice. Just let me fall asleep first. You won't wake me up. All right, guys. Let's wrap it up. Appreciate the love.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Luke and Kristen, newly minted fiancés, parents-to-be, on the edge of motherhood, maybe madness. What the fuck is going on, guys?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You guys, thank you so much for doing this, by the way. I imagine, like, I wasn't about to ask you to come to a studio.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
It's so much more fun. So you guys, if there's a little ambient noise, you know, give us some grace because we're at the crib.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Baby time. You guys, Kristen, your belly's about to burst.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I thought it'd be fun to like do a little deep dive into exactly what it's like to be pregnant. You're 31 weeks in?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. So like...
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I thought it'd be fun for prospective mothers, prospective fathers, mothers-to-be, people like me who will never know the great joy, the pain, the suffering that comes with giving birth to a child, what it's like to be exactly 31 weeks pregnant.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You guys, what is up? Welcome to another episode of Detox Retox. First of all, thank you for all the love and feedback last week. So nice sitting down with Katie, just catching up. A little mindful microdose, nature's Adderall. This week, we're talking pregnancy cravings.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, it's arguably the greatest gift of life. You know, I know the experience of being a mother, the profound joy of nurturing your child, bringing someone into this world. But not to be flippant, but do you ever get fucking bored?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Do you get bored?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. Can you give us like a micro dose of your daily routine? Like you wake up.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Wait, Luke, where the fuck is your empathy belly?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I was, I got one on Amazon and it was like a cheap knockoff. I was like, it's 50 bucks. That seems like a really good deal. I didn't do any research and it was a little plastic inflatable belly. And I think I'm going to go leave my first one star review on Amazon. You could just send it back. That thing was not evoking empathy. If anything, it made me, yeah, again, flip it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I was like, I could totally give birth. This isn't so bad.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Do you sleep on your side?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Do you do belly dancing or baby yoga or anything like that?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. Shout out to Jenna Willis.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yes, we're gonna get into it with my very pregnant friend, friends, fiance, Stars of the Valley, Kristen Doty, and Luke Broderick. I think I'm going to call this episode, Shavings and Cravings, Taking the Edge Off Pregnancy. I'm not going to mince words. Probably my biggest insecurity in life right now, being a 42-year-old man, is not having kids.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
What's the baby listening to? How many times... Wait, I'll ask. This one's for the baby, actually. Baby, how have you been feeling about the Slim Shady LP?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Ooh, I love Sophie Tucker.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Luke, you curating any music for the baby?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Hopefully not reruns of Vanderpump Rules.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
She is going to be Kristen Doughty's baby.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Luke Broderick's baby. Yes. Do you ever think like one day she's going to go back? All right. I actually have a hypothetical for you.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Let's just say, all right, guys, close your eyes. She's 16 years old.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
She's, she's thriving. A plus student, but she gets caught smoking in the girl's room. And you know what? You're, you're, you're a constructive, loving mommy, but you have to reprimand her.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And she's like, mom, I'm going to stop you right there. I've seen you on Vanderpump rules. I think season three, maybe episode 13, Miami girl, your chief and cigarettes on the patio telling Diana to suck a dick. What will you tell her?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. It's just a trip to me that someday our kids are going to be watching reruns of Vanderpump rules and the Valley. Shout out to the season two, the Valley.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I mean, I have a great wealth of friends, family, a good support system. Shout out to the dogs, Kordo and Butters, my fur babies. But like, when I see my friends taking their kids to Disneyland to experience it vicariously through their eyes, I mean, I get jealous. I'm a little jealous.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
How you doing over there, Luke? I'm good. Apprehensive. How you feeling about fatherhood?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
We're going to get into what you're craving specifically, but like emotionally, what are you craving emotionally right now? 31 weeks in.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Is that too much to ask?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
That seems so reasonable.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Not off the Richter.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
She gets that twinkle in her eye.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
We've known each other about 15 years. I know your looks.