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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I always looked up to Roseanne, right? Because she was everything. We all did. She was unique. There was nobody like her. She was white trash. She was sad. She was not that attractive. She had all those kids. And everybody told her, you can't be shit. And then she was. Then she took over everything. And she was a big influence to me. Same. And all that kind of stuff.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Absolut. Er hat eine Bilder mit mir gemacht. Okay, gut. Aber das war 50 Jahre später.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Don't make me go on my phone. And worse than my phone, don't make me pull out my VHS tapes.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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We need to be smaller than that, but okay. Sie hat gesagt, dass sie schuldig ist. Ich habe mich gerade erkannt.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ich wette, dass ihr Noten habt. Ich möchte wissen, wer sonst hier sitzt. Wir sind so erfreut.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ja, Cheech and Chong. Ich habe einen mexikanischen Mann getroffen. Und ich habe ihm... Oh, I love it, I love it.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Also ich habe gestern gesehen, was war das, das sie genannt haben? Es waren diese vier Männer. Ja, Ron Green, was war sein Name? Er trinkte.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Those guys. Yeah. Yeah. I was watching them yesterday. Yeah. It was an old time thing. I know.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Because I met Ron Green. He was drinking and he was a monster. Ron White. Ron White. What a green. And then, yeah, they were fun guys. They were on to something.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I loved every pill. I took a, what is that other shit? I took a Xanax. It did nothing to me. How much? I took what I went to bed because I said something happened.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Oh my God, I don't know. I took one pill. You probably took a... And I laid down to wait for something to happen. Nothing happened. I went to sleep.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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You gotta mix it. Yeah, I'm fucking a little chef in here.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Und dann bin ich ins Gefängnis gegangen und als ich im Gefängnis war, gab es keine Bibliothek, aber es gab ein Magazin oder ein Buch auf dem Boden. Ja. Und so gab es ein Buch auf dem Boden und ich habe es gekauft und es war Rosannes Autobiografie.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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See these bitches, how do they get these? I don't know. My nieces had two guys back to back to cook. Oh, it's a gift. Then my daughter's got a guy who cooks. It's a gift. And all the men, all the goons I fuck with, they can't fucking do nothing. The goons I fuck with.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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They do not like us. I'll tell you right now. I'm more concerned about why this batter is brown though. That glass is falling apart.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I've done it a million times. Oh! Be careful. I was like this one time in the club and pulled a guy and he got all back to the house. He got all embarrassed and said, you pulled me like I was a bitch. Like I was a bitch. I said, you are. Pull off your clothes and shut the fuck up. And I'll bet he was a happy bitch.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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That's right. Happy. Leave him happy. Those are the good old days.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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No, Kathy, you don't give that I want to fuck. I give that.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Auf dem Boden des Gefängnisses. Okay. I read it and when I finished it, they called me to get released from jail. So then she was coming to the comedy store. So I wanted to go to the comedy store. I wanted to meet her. I wanted to tell her that story. I did. And then she invited me to come to her HBO taping and then I did. And then we became friends. And then we started hanging out a little bit.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Nein, aber wir können für eine Weile ohne es gehen, weil es ist, weißt du, du kannst nicht einfach deine Kleider aus dem Kopf von jemandem holen. Du musst dich dazu arbeiten. Du musst vielleicht wie ich, aber nicht in den alten Tagen, aber jetzt. Ja.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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It was go time. You... See, I used to watch My Life on the D-List.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Yes. And I remember you telling a story about... Was sind deine Hunde-Namen? Was ist der große?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Chance und Pom-Pom haben sich in einem Hotel verlassen. Und du hast sie in deinem Unterhaut gefangen.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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And I used to, I don't know why, I just got intrigued with you years ago. I think because I like ballsy chicks. I don't like, I like bitches like, what is it? That's all I know how to do. If you're going to be in this business, I believe you're going to do comedy and do it well. You got to be able to risk it all. Risk your fucking family, risk the cancellation.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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No. What is it? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. matter what i did and tell people's neighbors and sometimes telling them oh your sister is so funny and they were like look at him shut up i'm concerned oh my god you get away with any crime

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Don't touch the fake hair, honey. That's not fake.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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The graves are from the gay men. That's right. Okay, can I be honest? I'm about to tell a story. It's gonna take five minutes. Okay, yes. First of all, Really? Of course I know Josh Wolf. He always does. I didn't really eat a mushroom, but I did eat some mushroom dust. And I'm in the words of the greats feeling no pain right now.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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And then we went to, it was called Shanghai Reds in Marina Del Rey. And so she used to get really, really drunk. I don't know if she was drunk and all the pills were really drunk. Because she had to call her boyfriend Johnny to come pick her up. I remember Johnny. Good looking Johnny.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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So fun. Now, the reason I have my napkin like the little tablecloth is because many years ago I was incarcerated in Twin Towers Correctional Facility on Cesar Chavez Boulevard downtown.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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How much time did you spend in jail? Four months, 18 days.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Bitch, it was the worst. How did you do it? I'll tell you after Ivy. Okay, okay.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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And drink. I fell off the wagon for you, just for you.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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The jailhouse jumpsuits and shit are short sleeves. They're right to here. Yeah. But everything in jail is metal. So I eat like this. So I'm very sensitive. What do you call that? I have an impressive memory about my arms being cold when you write a letter. Your arms are cold when you eat. So I can't have my arms like that. It bothers me.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Aber wenn du den Dokumentarfilm gesehen hast, wirst du wissen, warum er verrückt ist. Ja. Weil niemand ihn so lieben kann, wie seine Mutter ihn liebt. Ja. Ich habe ihn nicht gesehen. Donda? Ich habe Donda nicht gesehen, ja. Niemand kann ihm die Affirmationen geben. Dann hat er sie über die... Oh, hör auf! Oh mein Gott!

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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He's fine as frog's hair. Fine as frog's hair? Yeah, I'm pretty fine. I've never heard that before. I know, it's a black thing. Fine as frog's hair? If I stay here for half a day, you'll be so up on your black shit that tomato's not ripe anyway.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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No, but I... I want some of that big pickled tartar sauce on my bread.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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You have to watch that really good. It's still got the root on it. Sorry!

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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You don't cook, so you would mother the root on the bottom.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I got you. I'm gonna crisp up our fries. I'm just asking.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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No, I like Mexicans. I like Latinos and stuff. No, fuck, here's what it is. Latin men like me. So I fuck with who fucks with me. Are those close?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Du bist ein Star. Du hast nichts zu tun. Es war um 1 Uhr in der fucking Morgen. Wir waren in Paris Hilton. Und Sia. Und Sia. Und diese Bitch wollte in Randys fucking Donuts in England reinlassen. Weil wir das Madonna-Konzert lieben. Warum hast du nicht eine Maske an, die sagt, robbe mich, fuck mich, schiebe mich und lasse mich auf der Seite der Straße?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I'll do that. Rob me, fuck me, shoot me. Don't be shy with the salt on the fries.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Das ist mein Ding. Ich kann Caviar aus dem Katzen essen.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I qualify and I'm not doing it. Because guess what? It's a vicious cycle. You lose the weight. What about the skin? Now you gotta have what operation? Since I'm on the table, let's fucking do this stomach. And my arms, let's take some of this fat and put it in my ass. Okay. It's a slippery slope for you.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Also, wir sind Shanghai Reds. Ja. Just me and her. Very low key baseball cap. Nobody knows it's really her. And, oh my God. Do you have a straw? A what? Actually, I'd love one too.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, he bosses me around. He's forever trying to make pasta. I don't want pasta. I have him make probably some fish. Okay. Not like this crappy cold fish. It's not cold.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Yeah, it is, but not that kind. The kind that's not in the slice pack, you know, pre-sliced craft, but not the kind that's individually wrapped.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Give me that fucking piece of cheese. Oh, no. Give me that fucking piece of cheese right now. I am not reaching it. You want the American Cheese that's living together, but sliced.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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There's her. I'm talking to the people. Okay. But this shit right here, it's in the bueno. You're trying to kill me on camera. I'll just eat the caviar.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay, okay. It's gonna be great. This is gonna be such a mess.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I need seven more napkins. Oh man, we'll do a dollop. Remember after this we're... Gotta go to the Ivy.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay, sidebar. You're tucking that into your necklace. I have to, bitch, because I have to play something. Oh, the Ivy.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Lisa, bring me that red shawl too. And then I'll be good. A bending. She's got it in a little straw drawer. I got my fingers all over everybody. Yeah, that's right. When does this come out? Where and when does it air?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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No, you're not. You should be disowned. I'm gonna get a lawyer to write out the letter. That's why you ain't got no man. You don't understand. You don't understand me. I only get gay guys.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Maybe you need a man like me who doesn't read, doesn't listen. She keeps marrying queer guys.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Sie wollen einen Arschlöcher, der sich nach sich selbst abnimmt und so. Und sie wollen einen Arschlöcher, der sich in... Musiker, Musiker, Facial Scrubs... Und so. Oh mein Gott. Was du brauchst, ist, dass deine Brüder auf dich runterkommen. Ich habe früher mit dem alten Spice-Mann gesprochen.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Du hattest ein Leben vor mir. Ja. You did. Because I was speaking at it. That's right. Okay. And I think you were doing a recent interview talking about what a big whore you used to be. Yep, proud of it.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Who's the most famous person you ever had sex with? Jack Black. Oh yeah, you talked about that. That's old news. Somebody else.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I'm next. Ich weiß nicht, ob deine Stimme das große Mädchen öffnet.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Das Caviar bringt eine Salzigkeit. Sie ist überrascht von allem anderen. Weil sie nicht isst. Nein, ich esse auch.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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He said, I got you. Yeah, who needs you? That's not my good side. Give me my double chin. Oh my God. Okay, so first of all, the dollop is too much.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Oh, because it's gonna overpower the calf. Und der Prozess... Ich werde dich an den echten amerikanischen Käse schalten, den wir von den guten Männern hatten.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay, okay. And by the way, here, help yourself. I mean, I just want to look at it. Okay, I'm going to do a video of this one.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay, listen, listen, listen. This is the bite. Okay. Okay, why is this the bite? Because this bitch been marinating. It's got juice and shit sitting on the side. I think I'm getting this truffle in my diamonds. It's okay. Watch the diamonds. You gotta scramble it. I got the ripe... Where's the tomato? Right there, it's right there. Okay, I got the ripe... Get the heirloom tomato.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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And you got a winner. Now. You should send this with a disclaimer though, because first of all, any woman who eats this, any man, any man, any man. Which gender? Any straight man. Yeah. Who brings a woman to Kushners restaurant to eat his fish sandwich. What the fuck is Kushner? Don't ask how black people say my name. I mean, Kreischer. Oh, Kreischer.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay. It's me and Kathy. We're going to eat caviar.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Any man who brings a chick to Christmas for this... What is it?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Kreischer. Okay. Any straight man that brings a woman... We are so close. Brett... Brett...

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Let's try it for a... Fish sandwich. Messy chicken sandwich.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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We can? Yeah, of course. Yes, I'm just going to do the show.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Any... Straight man. Any straight man. Who brings a woman to... This guy. God damn it. We were so close. I cried. Restaurant. Kitchen restaurant. For a caviar, a messy caviar cod sandwich. Is totally expecting to get his dick sucked after this.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Mmh. Mmh. Mmh. Mmh. Tied with sex. You want slobby noises?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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You already got a half. I've got caviar in my diamond. Do it, do it. Here we go. Bitch bite. She didn't even have to do all that. I don't need to take a lesson from her. I'm too sloppy with it.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Get a man class? Well, it takes a lot of patience. Okay, that we don't have. She knew me before you knew me. And I remember sitting in her hotel room with your first husband.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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You know who needed to be added? Hey. What? How do you get along with Chelsea? Do you and Chelsea get along?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay, hier ist der Caviar. Aus dem fucking Kaffee.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay. Okay. She fucks with me. Wait, wait, wait. I just got three bad bitches. I want to think of Chelsea Clinton. Okay, random. Random. Okay, everybody thinks everybody is dead in this house.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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It was just so I've had it for fucking months. I'm driving my Porsche. It was just the best. I just took the bag and I'm having the drive of my life. Well, then my Porsche driving that much more fun.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I have a driver. You have a driver. You don't drive. I have a driver named Leo. He's fine as fuck. He can get it too. He can get it too. Lea, you can get it. Oh, he's so fine.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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You know what? We were all doing so well. How big's your dick?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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You know, I can't be going to the gynecologist every motherfucking week, but look. Are you gonna smoke that? No, I'm trying to remember. It's like you're gonna smoke that.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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What do you mean? What do you mean he had not put his whole dick inside of a woman? Because it's so big.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay, well then. Okay, I don't know what I heard. I'm going by what you said. I know professional bitches that them fucks should kill them now. That ain't what they said.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Und dann habe ich es in mir aufgeräumt. Oh Gott, schau. Kathy, was ist der größte Dick, den du jemals gesehen hast?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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A white guy with a big dick is like a Christmas miracle. Oh my God. What do we have here, honey? What do we have here? What do we have here, baby? Oh, Christmas miracle. I fucked a crew guy when I was doing this movie one time, this white boy. Yeah. His dick was big and fantastic. I was so surprised. Yeah, I fucked him with my eyes open.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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What are you worried about? My lipstick. How did you eat and that lipstick never came off?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ich wollte wissen. Ich sagte, ich möchte, dass reiche Leute ihre Maske in Zip-Lock-Masken tragen, wie ich es tue. Du tust es, aber ich nicht. Meine Make-up ist hier. Oh, klassische Sport-Sack. Tiny little bag.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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No, I would love a tiny man, but he would be gay. Real men are gonna take the fucking fish from here, drip it over here. And then they wipe their hands off on their hands. Because it's not even a paper towel. Yeah, I do like real men. I mean, I don't... End of story.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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He shouldn't say anything. He couldn't help it. Was ist dein bestes Dish? Was ist dein bestes Dish?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I have a mentorship program. Is it in your car? Yes. Because I know you're going to be busy in that car. I haven't fucked in a car in 30 years.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I don't think he wants to fuck me. That's what's the point. I can't fuck nobody else.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Oh, she hasn't hated me. It's brutal. However, they've been calling her racist, right? Well, I know for a fact I've seen it. Look, I put it on the counter and I went in to get it. I don't care what's on the counter. You can put some in the nails, too. I did.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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And also, where are you going to bang this guy? Okay, now it's a relationship. Leo, the driver. I know. I actually care about liking the guy. I'm a fool for love. Oh.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I'm back to the motherfucking cold truffle fries, bitch.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I know, but I said I wouldn't do a lot of things I've done. That's right. Show us that Roseanne video. Ja, I'm probably gonna go to jail. No! No, you're not going to jail.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay. Wait a minute. Wait, wait. There it is. Five, four, three, two, one.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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He never answers the phone. I had this sticker on my hat the whole time. He never answers the phone. So now we gotta leave them both a message.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay, stop. Okay, come on here. Can you fit? Okay, so we're gonna leave Chappelle a video. Okay. David, it's your Auntie Lou now.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017 Ja, natürlich! Richard Martin!

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ja! Der immer super gut war? Ja, und... Und der noch ziemlich gut ist? Wer würde das nicht wissen? Okay, ich zeige dir, warum. Ich bin nicht der Typ, der sagt, dass es eine weiße Kultur gibt. Aber ich wurde in allen weißen Schulen aufgewachsen. Du hast den Prinzen Michael Jackson auf deinen Händen. Nein, ich bin weggegangen. Nein, ich bin in Arkansas zwei Monate alt geworden. Cold Fries.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ich wurde... Cold Fries. Okay. Und ich bin nach Berkeley gekommen. Okay? Ja. Michael Jackson or Prince? I know. I know. If you bring one back to life, for one show,

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Listen, let me tell you something about Prince. I love Prince. I'm a Prince motherfucker. Prince did 25 shows in 25 days for $25 at the Forum in LA. Okay, Beyonce. So you can lower your ticket price a little bit, sis. Motherfucking... I don't like Raspberry Beret. I love it. And I don't like... I don't like Little Red Corvette.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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It was like, hey, if I sound like... No, but all them fucking Jacksons, they're all whispery. What's that about? What did Joe do to them kids?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Kim Fields, Rudy. Edit out all the black culture questions, okay?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Und dann hat ihre Mutter Chip Fields. Tootie, Tootie. Rudi ist aus dem Huxable.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay, schreibe es zurück. Dein Handy geht wieder aus.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Not my job, not my category. Not your cow, not your farm.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I'm not one of those. Okay, okay, okay. But I can't, he can't film me if I play this for you though. Oh, we can edit it out. We want to see it. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on, I'm coming over there. Okay.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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No, that's not what I said. Now, when am I coming? When are you having us come back out? That way we can get on the jet. I'm not flying southwest to motherfucking Dayton. Okay. We can drink on the plane together. Okay. Ich liebe Dave Chappelle.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Chapelle, heute ist der erste Tag, an dem ich keine Necklace habe. Und ich sollte es haben, weil es rot wurde. Ich sah Tasha. Tasha Smith hat eine, zwei. Ich wollte deine Augen ausbrechen. Ich sagte, wir sind alle in der gleichen Familie. Hast du eine neugierige Necklace von David? Oh, ich weiß, Survival of the Thickest. Das ist ihr Show. Okay, wir müssen warten.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Hey, ich sollte das Screenshot machen. Warte. Hier, schick Shane in zwei, Dave. Warte, ich schicke Shane nicht. Warte, oh nein, oh mein Gott. Okay, Shane. Okay, da ist einer. David. Okay, warte.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

4484.773

Oh, is he black? No, he's not black. Call that other guy. Who? The one that likes that little girl. Who? What's her name? Taylor Swift. Ja.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

4553.305

I'm not like her. Humble legends. No, but she does... She's out of these clubs. She's been out of clubs for years. She does arenas. I did Carnegie Hall. And they fill up. You've done Carnegie Hall... Six times. Six times. I did the Apollo, bitch. I know.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

4575.1

They said there hadn't been another black female come through there and sell it out since 1968. Her mom's baby there. Oh. Ich will nur ein bestimmtes Niveau von Publikum und Finanzen und alles. Aber du bist legit. Sie kann ihre Legitimität nicht kaprieren.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I have not sucked the right dick. All this dick I've been sucking.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Okay. So I gotta go to this. Alright. I gotta go to General. I love that she's got all the ammunition. It's really good. It could be released. Then I have to go to my secret review lines attachment file.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

4703.921

And you never had to go the fuck back to work again. Yeah, yeah. First of all, that's a beautiful story. That wasn't me. It was you. Oh, um... I tell nobody to ever quit your job to do stand-up. But if you get laid off or you get fired, that is a good time to try to see, can you never go back. I would never quit. And I also feel like I got another quotable. I'm totally contaminating this cast.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

4736.542

Go ahead, it's for you. I also feel like you shouldn't even fuck with stand-up unless you feel like you'll die if you don't do it.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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And they were waiting for you. Oh, and the audiences were amazing.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Right, right. Das war ein guter Tag. Das war ein guter Tag.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ich habe vorhin mit George Wallace gesprochen. Und das waren Tage, wenn, weißt du, wenn er auf fucking Carson kam. Ja. You were made overnight. Overnight. And Joyce said recently in the interview, he'd done carts like 11 times, never got access to them. Oh, ouch. And he's still a little butthurt about that. Of course, because that was the big question. Wow, that is really sort of fucked up.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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That's right, don't lose it. Is it backed up? Is it backed up? Okay, good. I know.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5014.458

Yeah, Johnny. And, um... Jetzt kann man auf der Show sein wie Fallon oder Kimmel und nichts ändert sich. Nächste Woche geht man zurück in den Grocery Store.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5064.295

I worked with him on All About Steve and then he gave me a little tiny part in Stars Boy. Bradley's my friend. Call him. Oh no. Call his ass. Call fucking Bradley. He know me.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5083.833

They give you their number, but they don't want you to use it. I've done this so many times. I'm gonna call him, but I'm gonna give you the phone. No idea. He's gonna shit if he answers the phone. As you know, man. He's not gonna answer the phone. He talked to me this morning. He did?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5108.767

Ich lasse dir ein Video-Message. Okay, okay, Info. Und, warte, Video, richtig? Oh nein, ich habe ihn wieder angerufen.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ja, und also haben wir dich angerufen, mein Fehler, aber auf Grundlage. Ich habe gesagt, ich kenne Bradley, er ist mein Freund. Also habe ich gesagt, ich habe ihn angerufen, also habe ich dir deine Botschaft geliefert. Ich will dir sagen, hallo, ich liebe dich und ich vermisse dich sehr und ich kann nicht warten, dich zu sehen. Ich weiß nicht, was du machst, aber ich fange mit diesem Ding an.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5231.527

Das ist... Das ist echt lustig, Emy. Ja. Oder was auch immer. Du hast Chappelle. Ja. Du hast fucking... Das ist echt lustig.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5297.98

I ought to food fight your ass and fuck up your whole house right now. Don Lemon's number? Doesn't everybody?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

53.526

Nobody's been cancelled like Kathy's been cancelled. I win that prize. You might be the goat.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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This is a new segment of your fucking show. Call a star.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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He would incorporate it. Oh, she gives you water. No, that's not water.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Zwei Wochen. Zwei Wochen. Zwei Wochen. Zwei Wochen. Zwei Wochen. Zwei Wochen. Not no more.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

541.134

Das ist gut. Denn diese Tage sind nur drei Tage lang. Nicht meine. Nein, nein, nein. 6,5 Jahre. 6,5 fucking Jahre. Wer ist dein Reiter? Chappelle. Ja. Er ist einer meiner Reiter.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5431.651

Not the best built man. They walk around, they show stuff off. If I do that, it's like, ew, why? If you guys do it, it's dad bod. So it's kind of cute. If we do it, it's fat fuck. Y'all done pressured old Lizzo to get on the needle.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Oh, but she just got a movie role. Who? Playing, was that Mama Thornton? She started in church and then she went into rock and roll and she's a rock and roll guitar player. Yeah.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ja, sie hat das gerade. Erinnert ihr euch das? Okay, zwei von den beiden.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Überraschend genug habe ich einen Schmerz. Hast du einen Schmerz? Ein bisschen. Ein bisschen.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ich liebe es. Ich mache Doppelbänder. Vielleicht um drei Uhr an einem Show-Tag?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Fuck. Oh. It's been a day. It's been a day. Should we wrap this up? Yeah. I don't know if I can make our date. We got it.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Oh my god, are you calling him now? Yeah, this is like the multiverse.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Put a tariff on that belly. He's not a bad guy. Submit this bitch for the Emmy, I'm telling you.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Wow, this is a crazy fucking podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did Redgrass.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

571.974

I should not have made it. Honey, I We wouldn't apologize for a motherfucking thing.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5773.627

I just did his show, Quetsch, the spinoff of The Neighborhood, that's gonna maybe drop in the summer. The fucking fact that he can remember anything after being through what the fuck he's been through. Having every bone in his body obliterated, losing his face, swelling up, coming back down. Ja. Ja, ja, ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5827.216

Tracey war auf der Bühne mit Chris Rock und Eddie Murphy und Chappelle und allen Jungs. Ich stand auf der Seite und schaute. Und... Tracy Morgan sagte, sie haben gesagt, ich habe viel Geld in Filmen gemacht. Sie haben gesagt, ich habe viel Geld auf der Straße gemacht. Sie sagten, wir machen Clubs und so. Er sagte, nein, ich habe mich in meinen fucking Walmart-Truck getroffen. Ja.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Das ist meine Freundin. Ich liebe Artie. Artie Fuqua.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Ja, Artie ist... Sie werden alle auf meinem Apollo-Show sein. Ich bin sicher. Capone. Oh, natürlich. Wann ist euer Apollo-Show? Am 16. Mai. Okay, gut. Am 16. Mai? Am 16. Mai?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5903.087

Get the jet. It's a mindfuck for somebody like me. I bet. I have nothing on my calendar. You ain't doing shit. Well, Capone's gonna host it. I'm probably gonna have Melba Moore do a song. Oh, Icon. Bring Kiki Shepard back, because she was Apollo... Legend. And then after that it probably will just be me. After that. Oh no, my daughter and them are dancing. My daughter is a dancer, not on a pole.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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You know, she's a professional dancer and they opened for me when I did the Paramount. They danced behind Too Short, also from Oakland. Because I had everybody from Oakland. Mark Curry, Too Short. Is that where you started doing comedy in Oakland? No, I really started in Long Beach. Genau. Ich kann es dir besser zeigen, als ich dir sagen kann.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

597.748

Oh my God, I could have never smoked crack with this. It's too much. How do you do this?

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

5984.68

Es war gut. Ich möchte nicht Brioche, weil es zu viel apartiert. Ich mag es. Aber ich möchte Fischsalat, das ist gut. Verlose den Bullshit-Cheese, denn alles andere war hochklasse. Du hast es zu Hause gemacht. Was ist das? Ein Tartar. Homemade tartar sauce. You got caviar. You don't want to cheapen it up with that ghetto ass cheese. So no cheese. Keep the fish, the cod. Lose the batter.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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The sauce is enough? Yeah. And then change the bun. Because if we're gonna sell them, Krishna, whatever. Okay, what kind of bun would you use? I would use a maybe a French roll. Okay. You don't think it's too hard? No, not the hard kind. Okay, the soft kind.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

6072.675

Yeah. You get it. You got all your buddies on you, your boys. Who brought the pain? Motherfucking two women, high five. That's right. We went on our phone, we called people. We showed up, Chappelle Lemon. And when I tell you, I don't know if this can air in my hood, because when they find out that I'm going to have to call my boys.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Because when they found out that you accidentally spit on me, child, I'm gonna have to call the police and say, no, protect him, it's okay. It's alright, it was all in fun.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I know. And I don't need it, because I'm... Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

632.952

Why am I just now finding out about a food fucking show with you? Because you're racist. Come on, somebody has to be the first. I am, though. I'm not a racist. I'm a bigot. What is the difference? Racists are out to hurt people. Okay. Bigots are just simply people who are calling it like it is about the races that are out there.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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I'm very judgy. Yep, same. Okay, you gotta bake those.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Schaust du meine Specials? Ja, natürlich, natürlich, Lynelle! Ihr geht nicht in den f****** Flughafen oder irgendein anderes Bad, außer in unseren Socken. Nicht mal hier. Ich habe gesehen, dass du einen riesigen Hühnerhund irgendwo hast.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

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Just real quick. I have four dogs. But they can't see you and they don't know who I'm talking to.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

775.405

Du hattest einen Thermometer, der die Ölheizung testet. Ich mache mir sicher, dass die Ölheizung richtig ist. Weißt du, wie die Männer das tun? Sie legen Wasser auf ihre Finger und dann piep. Und wenn es piep, dann ist es fertig. Ich habe nie einen Thermometer in meinem Leben benutzt. Nicht mal für ein Turnier.

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08

78.88

I've got... A drunken Video of Roseanne Barr in my phone that I'm holding right now that would set the world on fucking fire.