Liza Treyger
Appearances
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Do we just start? Hi. Missing you. So excited to be here.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I'm so pumped. I'm always in your comment section fighting for my life. Are you? What? Oh, yeah. I'm always defending the girls. I swear. Oh. Are you arguing with me?
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No. No, just truly anyone that will argue back with me. Oh, okay.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No worries.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I'm like a sucker for the edit and the algorithm. I don't have any more of my own opinions or thoughts. Whatever is given to me is what I'm into. So right now it's like little gay boys singing My Heart Will Go On in public. That's my explore page. And it's so cute and sweet and they're so earnest and talented. And then Mudeng took over my life and I still haven't let her go.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Absolutely not, no. And she did for a little bit, and I was livid, and so they brought it back. Has she grown? Yeah, she's like nine months now, yeah. Oh, is this the hippo? I was like, is this the hippo?
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
2006, honestly, the first episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Wow. Yeah, the first moments of like the, what is it, Takato? Karakata? No, what was the, why am I forgetting? The cul-de-sac that I loved in the game.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah, no, I've been watching since the beginning, and probably even before, like James Lipton. Inside the Actors Studio. I've been a Bravo head even before the Andy reign. Cotto di Casa. Cotto di Casa.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
What is your favorite show on Bravo? Real Housewives of New York, I think. What? Not right now, but in terms of history, that has always been a big part of my life. And I quote it the most. I would say I quote it the most.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, what a loony tune. I don't get why her daughter won't help her.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah, but wasn't there one daughter that helped her mom? There was someone that posted a crazy photo and the daughter was like... She blamed the daughter. No, the daughter went, take this down, mom, and then it happened, but I forgot which person it was. The single ally in the group. The comments under Ramona's, like, she looks like a newborn baby.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I mean, I don't get it because it's like, who was it? The millionaire matchmaker went on Watch What Happens Live and Andy goes, you look good. Why are you doing this to your face?
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Oh my God. Yeah. And Andy was like, you look good. Why are you fucking up your face on the internet?
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I love the I love the lie. Yeah. It's a commit. No. Yeah. Stick to it.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah. No. Like now I understand what you're saying is like right now what I'm into for sure. The summer house, the breakup. I think it's all very compelling.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Oh, it's like humiliating. I don't know what happens in that house where these like girls get so, but they're also love bombing and lying to these women. So, I mean, it's diabolical. I would say it's diabolical. And you know, he didn't just get his toe sucked. It's crazy. 37 minutes. I don't know.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
When will he start telling the truth? I guess you could watch, but he must have jerked off in the corner while watching. There's no way he was just in there with none of it.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No, and it's totally okay if you're into that. Why are you tricking this woman into being boyfriend and girlfriend? And like, that's what I don't understand. You could just be a single, tall, sexy man in the house.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
The cancer pass. I agree. I don't know. You're right. Why lie? Why lie? It just doesn't make sense. That's what I'm saying.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah, and Lexi probably would have by the end still been into it.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Or just flirt. Like you can have fun and flirt. That's like why we enjoy the show. There's a way to flirt without...
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah. And this is like dark, but if you're over 18, like incest is legal. Like it's frowned upon and we don't like it, but it's not like this whole thing of like brother and sister. It's like, I don't know. It could, you know, they're white lotus. Some people are. Yeah. It is legal. But Lexi, it's just so immature. The following, like, I kind of miss that era of life, too. I don't know.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I don't see who people follow or like. Like, that's not part of my life. I would need to know how to, like, look it up.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I feel you. I have no opinion about the parent thing. I don't know. I just... I don't care. I think it's weird.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
That it's such a, because she does, she has such a weird, she has a different relationship with her parents, right? They're clubbing, they're vacationing. Like you can't assume everyone else has that relationship with their parents.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I'm sure after they did it, Jesse was like, this is a maniac. Don't worry about this. Like, I don't, you know, I'm sure off camera, he was like, you don't, you'll never see this woman again. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah, I don't get the sub-level of exclusive versus boyfriend and girlfriend. The dimensions of dating these days. Yeah, I don't understand the exclusive but not boyfriend and girlfriend. It's so hard to see dogs on a screen and not be able to touch them. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Glad I'm in a safe space. No, I have a disgusting cough because I've been sick, but then I I'm better, but I won't stop smoking weed for the life of me. And so the cough stays forever. I hear your girl. Oh, really? Cool. And people are like, what about edibles and drinks? I'm like, it's not the same. I want a joint.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yes, it's only good like if you're at a pool all day. That's an edible day. Okay. Because then you're just floating and you're like, oh, nice. But other than that, I need it down to the business and I want it to burn. I wish there was more potheads on Bravo.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No, I didn't know that.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
She's like Jennifer Aniston to me. Just delicate little jewelry, cute outfits, fun, likable. I like her a lot.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah, and she could dress so casual and still look so elevated.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I know Paige was wearing like a Prada dress just at the barbecue. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. She's doing well.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
You're not worried.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
It was such a good comeback. Well, that's the one thing in the comments that I have to get a life. But like. The audience doesn't get how much more successful she is than him.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah. They're like, yeah, a lot of the Bravo accounts are like, God, she's so cocky. Oh, she's delusional. She's this. And I'm like.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
She has a Tresemme ad, you guys. Like, there's no way these pillows are competing.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Kroger.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
So this was the Vaulters upset posted. That's, like, this account. I mean, yeah, I'm, like, deep. I gotta read a book. But basically people think that she's out of line and delusional and there's no way that she's more successful than Craig and that, like, that comment was out of line that she was the breadwinner. Yeah. Yeah, and it was very much like, ugh, that tour, that's a once in a what.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I'm like, selling out Radio City Music Hall.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Is truly, I don't know how they're trying to make it seem not as amazing as it is.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Or just their pod. Paige is really rich. The Amazon Live.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No, he didn't have to, but then to act like, well, I'm just a little good boy when you're alluding to these rumors is annoying. I don't like the way he's trying to frame himself as some victim of something.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I'm a Lindsay Hubbard apologist. I have been for years. I really like the TV she brings for me. And I'm loving that Paige and her have this new little like friendship. Yeah. And I love Paige's take of like, yeah, Lindsay is wrong. Doesn't care. Was like, I guess I'm wrong. And continued like, no shame. It's beautiful to watch.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
And she let kind of Carl get a burn in on her. And it did like with the, you have a bad taste in people. And he was like, yeah, clearly. Kind of gave him that. But wasn't offended. Yeah, she was there to riff. It was just fun and fighting without the aftermath of darkness.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Anyone saying that is like, I would hit him in his neck like that. I would be so upset. It's like, bless your heart. You know, it's like so rude.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
ma'am i'll pray for you wow would you be okay i would be pissed i'd be pissed i would i would break a glass i can't drop it i would be so please i can't drop ma'am sir i can't i won't oh you love it you can't get rid of it so much she is from the south though it's just so insulting to me i'm like i'm still in my head like a young girl i don't think it means you're old it just means that like i respect you
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Oh, yeah.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I don't know if I've ever said sir to anyone unless I'm like I'm being a bitch.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Sir is condescending to me. Yeah. Sir. I'll tell you the last time I said, sir, this is a wild story. This happened five years. I remember this so well, but I ordered Postmates Home State. And when I went outside to meet the delivery driver, he was feeding the taco to a German shepherd that was on the sidewalk. Shut the fuck up. And I said to him, sir, I think that's my food.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I think that's the last time I said, sir. I was like, what? Oh, the other time was when my Uber driver fell asleep in Salt Lake City on the highway when it was veering into the medium. I went, sir, wake up. Wake up. Like, that's how I use sir.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I can't. We went back and forth for a little bit. His excuse to me was, I thought you lived in this other house. That was his response when I said, I think you're feeding my food to this dog. He's like, I thought it was your dog. I thought you sent the dog out because he was hungry. He said, if this was your dog, you'd be happy I'm doing this, right? Like taking care of it.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I'm like, no, you shouldn't feed dogs cheese and sour cream either. Like if it was a stray, I would help. But Postmates called me back immediately. I've never had customer service like call so fast when it was like my food's been fed to a dog. I don't know.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
It was crazy. They only offered me $5. I was like, you got it. I need a little bit more of a credit, please.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I should have been more on top of it. Yeah.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
What was it? You haven't seen this. There's like, I do wish the best for Teddy. I'm glad she's out.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
there's a second of the dog kind of being dragged a little bit yeah but there's also a context of they were recording them for a lot longer than what we see the recordings were because in my head of like if i get in i've i live in new york so whatever bumping happens and then sometimes you realize like oh this person might hit me and then i would leave i don't get continuing to talk to someone that is clearly gonna hit you yeah yeah and can hit you
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
And your friend has brain cancer.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I bumped in with this guy. We were both yelling at each other. And then I was like, oh, I don't want to get hit. I don't need the last word here. I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
But you saw that woman, right? Like when someone calls me ma'am, that's what I think they think I am. Like that woman. Fighting. That's how I feel when I get hurt.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
That's always the best when someone records and posts it and then everyone's like, you're wrong. It's like the Jersey Mike situation. Yes. I bet Kyle's been a Karen out in the wild.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah, that's actually my flaw as a person too. If my hotel room is not ready in time, I do get more upset than I'd like.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
It's not going to happen.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
And it's not like the baby fresh born looks like your baby now. That's what I said. It could be any random baby too if you were trafficking. Babies do look the same.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I hope it was like a fun prank that the employees were doing. Like, go ask to do that.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah. I literally saw her vagina. I had a customer service thing wildly yesterday. So I know Drybar is always going to have not great service. It's kind of... But I landed yesterday. I wanted to look good. I wanted a blowout for today. So I made an appointment for 5 o'clock. They called me two days ago going, can you actually come at 4.30? We're closing early. I go, okay. Show up at 4.30.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
They do not take me until 5.25.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I got out of my blow dry at 6.17. I got there at 4.30.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Did you say anything? Well, once the woman was done finally with her blowout, her other client, she comes and goes, I actually have to take my legally state mandated break. I go, what? She goes, I have to take a break. It's the law. So either my break or if he finishes first, he'll take you. And I went, OK, I just if I came at five, I wouldn't be that mad. But you guys asked me to come early.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
She goes, I'll bring you champagne. I go, fine. The bottle. I'll take But then I didn't have anywhere to go. So I couldn't be that mad. I didn't have any plans.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah, I went out. I smoked a joint. I drank champagne. I read a town and country.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Are you getting the table?
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I am. I am.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I didn't know how I was going to feel because the photos did exist, but I also think that's pretty gross. And then watching it was so dark. So dark. Watching it was upsetting. It felt like Kenya was in a trance. The rage I saw on her face was blinding her to this huge... like event for her. She wants this for her daughter, the salon and to do that and big misstep. And it sucks.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
She like messed up this season and career. I don't, it's, I don't know. It's really a bummer.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
And Britt came to apologize. She brought the bouquet. She said she was ready to apologize. So for Kenya to like continue on that journey with the photos is pretty.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I want to know who printed it on the foam core. That's what I want to know.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Well, it's actually porn. The definition of porn is it's two consensual people. And so a lot of times with revenge porn, if someone's taping something and it wasn't meant for other things, it's not porn because it's not consenting. And revenge makes it seem like someone deserved them being leaked.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
So in, like, government and criminal terms, they try to change the language of it because revenge means you deserved it and porn means it was consented upon. So that's why, like, forgetting nitty-gritty, why the language is fucked. For child stuff, it's child sex abuse images. I forget the adult term of, like... But it's just... That's why that term is fucked up.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
But I don't know if in the context of... This, because if it was a consensual thing, but yeah.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No, that's what some of my before the episode aired that those were discussions I was having out and about with other comics or like just with some friends. And they're like, well, it was already out and then watching it. It just was dark and uncomfortable and wrong.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
make whatever happened next with Kenya make sense but unfortunately where it's like Brit not unfortunately but just like the actuality of it was Brit left and then you still chose to move forward with that I wonder how she felt right after the party like everyone leaves your best friends leave the vibe is wrong like I wonder when it hit her that she messed up Kenya I don't think I don't think she feels like she's in the wrong though you're saying Kenya yeah yeah I mean she definitely got a call from production being like girl by then but production must have known those photos are coming out like that's the thing with production yeah
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Because wasn't Portia defending it a little where it's like or maybe maybe I'm mixing things up. But it's like if production knew they used her for this story and then to boot her off is like.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Well, and with Bravo, it's always hard because it's like, what is the line? Because, you know, the pulling of the ponytail, like in Jersey, like there's all these things and they're never consistent with what they decide to punish people with or not.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No, she just has an accomplice. It was uncomfortable to watch. It was bad to watch. And that's what I'm going off of. But I did want to say Britt did one of my least favorite things. I don't like when a housewife is new and comes in too hard with her preconceived notions. Like, it really, I don't like what she did there.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Oh, that was a side hug, not a real hug. Like, get a life.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I like Shamia. I'm just glad Shamia's there.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yeah.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
But I think this season, more than others, I'm seeing Portia's kind of a hater. Oh! she's one of my favorites I loved her on girls trip like I want to float in a pool with her like I love Portia she's one of the most beautiful I think of all the women and like I don't know, being like, oh, is that your voice? This is your best friend from childhood.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Showing up to your best friend's, like, birthday so late. I don't know. It's, like, hard to watch Portia be such a hater.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
That's another thing why I'm in the comments. Like, that bothers me so much. Like, you should want a partner that's like, I'm going to go on the road with you. Holy shit, what can I do? Someone making you watch an ABBA documentary.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yes, I couldn't believe it. I want I was planning all day to be a little sassy to him. And then he was just so charming and kind. And it was were you.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Oh, of course. Of course. I don't like the love bombing and the lying. It's and the parents like I guess maybe I'm older. Like, I do think if you're taking someone as a date to a wedding and to meet your parents and you're doing, I don't know, apple picking. Seems like she's going to fall in love with you. And then you being like, but I didn't actually say I wanted to be exclusive.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
It's like, OK, but she's allowed to fall for you in that way and be hurt and upset.
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
But it is embarrassing that she still wants to make out with him.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
But also so real. Yeah. So real.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I think he's hot. Oh, the one funny thing. Oh, and we went out till two in the morning, but I have to stop going out with younger people. I was laying on my floor.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I was wrecked I heard the Taco Bell get delivered and I couldn't even move to go get it like I was out by 2 in the morning but he was awesome but then we went out after and I think it's because I'm from the former so he was like I thought they brought us on to talk about Ukraine I go watch what happens live laughing You thought that we were going to talk about the war? No.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
But he DM'd me in the day watching my special. He's like, what are we going to drink tonight? And then I sent him a photo watching the reunion from last year. And he's like, please, God, can you watch anything else but that? But I wanted to prep. And he brought Jen Fessler. It was just a dream. I couldn't believe I got to play the game and win and do a shot ski. I mean, it was everything.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I bartended.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
So I bartended once. I was in the audience twice. And then I finally. But that was his third taping of the day. He's a busy guy. Yeah, they'll do multiple tapings a day. Oh, I didn't know that. Sometimes they're not all live anymore just because he's so busy.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
But ours was live.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No, ours was live. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live. Let's go. Yours was live-live. Ours was live-live, and one of my good friends from L.A. flew it. Like, it was just a huge moment for the group chats, the friend groups, like, everything. But then also the bartender was from Top Chef.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
it was chef eric's um from season 16 so that was even huge you're just having time yeah huge yeah it was it was exciting i just wish i wasn't taking shot after shot after shot and i wish i was meaner to him a little bit i but but he is great i liked him yeah got that charisma and he's taller than you'd think too i think it's just he's around all these tall guys he did play he was like a full football player right
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Man. What's your relationship with Andy?
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Secret lovers.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
That is huge.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
I know. I want to get stoned with him and Sarah Jessica Parker and Amy Sedaris. Oh, my God. Up in his like couch room that we saw. But he is so good at his job. And I wish he was more in the conversation when people talk about late night talk show hosts and stuff. It's annoying. He's not. He is so good.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Oh, I haven't watched the new season yet. It's really good. I can't wait. It's really good. You've already talked about Walton Goggins and Amy Liu and the Instagram stuff.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No, I was going to ask you guys for Inside Scoop. What do you guys think it is? It's like the one thing I'm like so... obsessed with? I want to know.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Okay. I just wanted to ask. I just, yeah.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
No, I just want an audition for season four. That's what everyone wants. Let's put it out there right now.
The Viall Files
E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
thank you um my i have a podcast that's messed up an svu podcast and we recap svu we deep dive into the true crimes and we interview the actors love loved us for you yeah every tuesday um so yeah that's what i have i'm on season two of survival of the thickest as well mountain about and i'm glitter cheese on the internet if i've ever fought with you in the comments
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E918 - Coachella, Liza Treyger, Million Dollar Secret w/ Cara, Kenya v Brit, Summer House & SNL v Aimee Lou
Yay, wow, thank you. I'm like blushing. That was nice.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich war nur in Skokie. Ich weiß, Ali hat mich getextet, aber ihr seid in der Stadt geblieben. Ich habe ihr alle meine Racks gesendet, aber warum würdest du in Skokie bleiben?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. Ja. But what Skokie is known for is having the biggest population of Jews after World War II outside of Israel. So the Nazis would come march.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And then when I was a kid, the KKK would come.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And then there was also a hate crime killer.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No, but we talked about it a lot in school. And like, you know, freedom of speech. We had to talk about it all the time because the KKK would come. Just because of the Jews. Yeah, but it was also really diverse, like a lot of Pacific Islanders, Indian people, Assyrians, like it was really a diverse place, but I'm assuming it was still for the Jews.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah. Und wir hatten eine großartige, gewonnenes Büro. Ich hoffe, es läuft noch gut. Ich habe da natürlich Nostalgie. Es ist so suburban. Ich liebe es, dort zu gehen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Nein, ich wurde in der ehemaligen Sowjetunion geboren, in der heutigen Ukraine. Und dann kamen wir, als ich drei war.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Also, ich war einmal im Hyatt-Lobby von JFL. Und wir hatten Mutuals, also waren wir im selben kleinen Lounge-Bereich. Und ich war so, oh mein Gott, weißt du, ich weiß über... Und er sagt, oh, wir werden das nicht jetzt machen. Und ich war sicher, sicher, mein Schmerz. Und so hat er nicht gehofft.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, it was like the Jewish United Fund and the government. Because in Fran Lebowitz's documentary, Public Speaking, she talks about how there was like a giant meet, like protests in Washington and everyone talking and people like bring us here. And so I'm not, I don't know, but we had like a volunteer family in Chicago and they would teach us how to be American, got my mom a job. Really?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
As a Jew? Really? Die Konflikte sind jetzt mit Russland und der Ukraine passiert. Wir haben darüber gesprochen, weil ich nur Russisch spreche. Ich bin für die Ukraine, aber die Ukrainer wollen nicht mehr Russisch sprechen, was fair ist.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, das war wie geforstet, weil das war das ganze Ding, wie jeder Russisch sprechen musste.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Es ist seine eigene Sache, aber sie klingen alle ähnlich. Aber ich verstehe nicht ukrainisch oder so etwas. Aber ich hatte einen ukrainischen Tattoo-Artist, der sagte, ich werde nie mehr Russisch sprechen. Es gab einen russischsprachigen Arzt. Sie sagt, viele meiner Patienten wollen nicht mehr Russisch sprechen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, es ist verrückt. My dad was 50 when I was born.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, my dad's, it's broken English. And then my mom, when she worked, was in an office. But now they like.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, they go to Costco. They'll like, they can talk, they can go to HomeGoods.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah. I actually sometimes feel insecure about it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah. Because I can do an English word here and there. I can fuck around. My parents know me really well. But last time I was home, one of my best friends from high school came and she's a Russian Jew too. And we were talking about Survivor, a TV show. And my dad goes, in Russia, I want to know. And I explained all of Survivor, like the psychological intricacies of it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And I was like, oh, I guess I'm pretty good.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, ich war froh. Aber mein Fahrer hier, mein Uber-Fahrer, ich konnte von seiner Musik hören und ich habe angefangen, mit ihm Russisch zu sprechen. Er ist Russisch? Nein, aber du könntest von Tursbekistan, von all diesen verschiedenen Orten sprechen. Und sie sprechen Russisch? Mongolier, ja, du weißt es nie. Vorher in der Sowjetrepublik?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, but he was more darker skits. I assumed he was like from the other parts, you know, from. Did you speak Russian with him? Yeah, but he wasn't that chat. He didn't care.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, I go with what they want. And so but sometimes I'll have drivers that are excited or someone to learn English. Yeah. And so they want to speak English. Right. And so I'll do that, too.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Das ist das, was ich meine, wenn ich jetzt irgendwo in Frankreich gehe, würde ich Französisch lernen? Nein.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, und meine Schwester hat keinen Akzent, was ziemlich wild ist.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Nein, weil ich Englisch gelernt habe, als ich Baywatch gesehen habe.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Well, I came back. I lived with my parents while I went to college and did a lot of my stand-up in Chicago. Where, in Chicago? Yeah.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
You started there? I started in 2009 in Chicago. And then I went to New York 2014. Then LA 2019. And then I went back to New York last year.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No, we would sometimes say hi, you know, I kind of go off, you know, I know who you are. You know what actually happened recently? You were at the cellar.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And I think we said hi, but the next day someone mentioned a comedian who annoys me and I was like, ugh, and I talk shit.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And they go, you won't believe it, Mark was here yesterday saying the exact same thing as you. And I was like, oh, fucking A, that's fun. So I got excited.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I don't even know him. I just don't like when men talk like babies. No shit. And it's like, you're a grown man. Why are you acting like you can't say tits? Like, I just, I don't get it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
But I don't think it's authentic. That's my thing. So I get like, stop talking like a baby. Fuck your wife. You have a kid. You're a grown man.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, I don't like to write set lists. I just want to be in the moment. You don't write a set list? No, unless I'm like working on stuff, I try to just be in the moment.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, yeah, I write, but I don't, like for my special, I didn't write a set list for it. I was really deliberate about that.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, but I knew I was going to end and start, but then I like to just do the chunks as they come.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Thank you. Yeah. And I wanted to, because I've taped two half hours and it was like the teleprompter with the set list.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And I'm like, but I don't perform like that. Why am I doing that?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Was it distracting? Ich mag es nicht, wie ich bin. Es macht mich nicht so, wie ich bin. Es macht mich so, als ob ich eine Pageant-Version mache, wie ich meine Show mache. Ich habe mich jetzt auch über das interessiert.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, but also you're at a place where people want more time. In a year, they want another one.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
It was for Netflix and it was... Yeah, it was one hour Netflix.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No, in my head, I wasn't hearing back from, I got a lot of no's and no one really wanted it. And I was like, that's fine, then I won't do it. It's not like I'm not going to not do stand-up. Who cares? And then a week later, I got the call. But I don't want, people are mean to me. I can't be on YouTube. I can't have people, like, call me fat all day. Like, I can't.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
It's just not what I want. You can't not look at it. Es ist einfach, aber das ist nicht, ich sollte es sehen können, kommentieren, weißt du, es stört mich nicht. Ich habe nicht das Fanbase, dass es die Zahlen sofort bekommen würde und ich denke, das würde mich verletzen. Das würde mich verletzen. Und ich wollte keine meanen Kommentare.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich bin einfach, wie Netflix, ja, ich weiß nicht, was die Leute denken.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Es ist wie, für ein bisschen ist es okay, aber es ist immer das gleiche. Und es hat nichts mit dem, was passiert ist, zu tun. Was ist da los? Ja, es ist nur, dass Frauen es schlimmer machen. Für sure.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I was just on a little Esther Pivitsky's podcast, and we were just talking about Taibo. The clip is truly about Billy Blanks and Taibo. And someone commented, Lisa Trager is the human version of a pit stain. I go, what? Like, what could I have done? Like... I was just like, damn, so like human testing, jeez.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja, genau. Und es war wie wenn ich über ein TV-Show spreche. Und ich verstehe, dass ich nach und nach sage, nein, ich denke tatsächlich, dass sie es schreckt. Aber okay.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, und die Dinge, die ich offensichtlich nicht sicher bin. Ich kann nur so stark sein. Aber dann respondierst du dazu? Nein. Weil das ist, wo sie dich holen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Nein. Oder ich versuche, ich schaue nicht mal auf YouTube. Ich erinnere mich, ich habe gesagt, das ist nicht möglich. Und ich mag mein Set sehr. Ja. Aber ich habe, jemand hat mir geschrieben, ich liebe dich, das ist nicht möglich. Wer kümmert sich, was die Kommentare sagen. Aber ich habe nie auf sie geschaut.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und ich habe mit Ari gesprochen. Er sagt, ja, sie hassen dich. Und ich sage, aber warum? Was soll ich tun?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And I feel if I was a dude, they would love my personality. Because I'm like brash, I say what I mean. All these things that they admire in these male comedians, they really don't like about me. I'm just like an annoying person that bitches a lot.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Not understanding the world around you, but also not caring about the world around you. Yeah. He doesn't get embarrassed.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, you have to translate. And no matter what they're asking you to ask the bank employee or the store employee or wherever we are, I don't have the authority not to do it. So no matter what, or he was guilty of always being like, stand in line, I'm going to get one more thing. That anxiety. He just had no care for me. He would come to my sports practices. What did you play?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Okay, ich habe acht Jahre Basketball gespielt. Wirklich? Ja, aber in der vierten Klasse. Und dann bin ich durch die Hochschule geflogen. Das war meine große Sache. Dann bin ich nur alle Jahre rumgeflogen. Aber ich habe Fußball auf einem All-Boys-Team gespielt für ein Jahr in der achten Klasse.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich hatte einen alten Witz darüber. Es war wirklich das schlimmste Zeitpunkt meines Lebens, würde ich sagen. Aber ich wollte nicht ausgehen, weil es für Feminismus ging. Ja. Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Not very often, but they would put me in there. We weren't good anyways, but they would terrorize me in practice. Like what? I was just black and blue. There was a game where one person starts in the middle, we're all standing, and then everyone tries to run across. And everyone that person tackles then is in the middle. And then you keep going back and forth, and it's a fun game.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
They would purposely leave me to the end. So then they could all just beat the shit out of me. Oder es wäre so, als wäre das Spiel vorbei. Wir wären alle zurückgegangen und jemand würde mich auf den Boden holen oder mir den Kopf an die Schulter legen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und sie wollten anders sprechen. Sie wollten mich nicht da sein. Ich erinnere mich, dass der Trainer einmal gesagt hat, hol diese verdammten Pussys. Und dann hat er mich wirklich umgekehrt und gesagt, sorry, Lisa. Weißt du, so ein Scheiß wie das. Sie wollten mich nicht da sein.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, always. I don't, yeah, that's another.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Because we were all the girls, we were in homeroom. Yeah. And there were flyers and we're like, we should do it. We should fucking do it. And then I was the only one that went. And then because of whatever I had in me, personality wise, I was like, I have to see this through. In Russland? Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Er arbeitete im Pool, er schlug mich in, alle sahen mich und ich war überrascht, dass ich in den Aquarium geschluckt wurde. Er wollte nicht Geld dafür verdienen und ich war immer gedrängt. Ich meine, er hat mit mir Zeit verbracht. Aber es war immer so, wie... Schädigend. Oder geh' das steh' oder nimm' ein anderes, oder wir kriegen einen Regenschutz.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und du denkst, das war primär wegen dessen, wie er in Russland lebte?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Vielleicht. Und meine Mutter ist so eine ehrliche Frau. Und ich weiß nicht, wie sie mit diesem Mann endet. Das ist so ein Schmerz. Ja, oh ja, they've never, because now, after doing therapy and growing up, you know, you go home and you kind of see where your flaws come from.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
The defensiveness, like, when I lived with people, I had to figure this out, but, hey, will you wash the dishes? Yeah, well, you said, like, and it's like, who cares? Like, say, oh, of course, like, it doesn't, they're not insulting me as a person, they just want me to do this thing, but it's, everything is a personal attack in my home.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah. Can you turn it down? Why are like everything was a fight and a defense and a personal with everyone in the family? My sister fucking left. She's 10 years older than me. So she left early. But with them, it's like, oh, where is this? I didn't I didn't touch it. Yeah, I didn't say you touched it. I just can't find it. And it happens now because I have a sound thing.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Like if people itch denim or like material, I get uncomfortable. Like it just, I don't know what it is.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I don't like loud music either. The eating doesn't bother, but like material. So when I play backgammon with my father, sometimes his nails will like hit the little felt. The fork? The felt, yeah. And I just was like... Hey, the noise really... And he's like, you and your mom, you always find something wrong with me. I can't do anything right. And I'm like, it's not you.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
It's like truly, I just... So yeah, that was like a long journey for me of like not jumping to defense on things that could be a discussion. We also never apologized in my house. It's screaming, silent treatment and pretend nothing happened.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und so, als ich angefangen habe, mit Leuten zu leben oder mit Freunden in der Jugend zu machen, habe ich viele Probleme, weil ich absolut keine Konflikt-Resolution hatte.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Verwenden oder schreien, oder, wie gesagt, ruhiges Resentiment.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich würde nichts sagen. Ich würde nichts sagen. Und dann würde ich in psychotischen Wegen explodieren, die jemand nicht verdient hat.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ich habe Freundschaften beendet. Ich habe mit Comics gelebt. Auch mein früherer Freund im College-Jahr ist weggegangen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Also, das war nicht meine Schuld, glaube ich.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I left for class early in the morning. I leave the class, I have all these missed calls from her and texts. So I call her and basically I locked the door, but she was in the shower. So she couldn't get back into our room. And so she had to go downstairs and get the key. But it's like such an honest mistake. But she refused to talk to me.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. How did you do that? I would blow dry my hair in the morning. I moved the TV so she couldn't watch it. She said I was self-centered. I put photos of myself everywhere. I would play songs that would be like, she's a bitch. I would just play loud music. And then when she moved out, she ripped down my White Sox posters and did something on the way out.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No, I would love it. I wonder. Were you willing to apologize? Oh, ja, ja, ja. Aber ich wundere mich, wo sie ist. Ich sollte versuchen, sie zu finden. Sie hatte einen ziemlich bestimmten Namen, der reimte.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No, I had a lot of toxic friendships in both ways, me and the person. And then I had a really breakup that fucked me up. Und ich war zu depressiv für zu lange. Und mein Freund war so, du brauchst Hilfe. Und dann habe ich angefangen, zu ihrem Therapist zu gehen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und das, ähm, sie hat mich bemerkt. Aber sie war auch ein bisschen wie eine Schwester. Also, ich brauche... Der Therapist? Ja, sie war wie eine schwächige Frau.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Nicht Kristallen, aber wir würden, ich würde Sachen schießen, um physisch zu bewegen. Sie ist nicht ein PhD, glaube ich.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I don't know what she was. But she did help me with a lot. But now I need a new therapist to pick up where she left off.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No. No. There could be something. I don't know.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
That is a bad one, because what my friend said to me once, she goes, you're having too many fights with people you're not fucking, and that's embarrassing. Und das hat mich wirklich gefühlt, weil ich dachte, ich muss diese intensiven Freundschaften und Kämpfe und Fallouts stoppen. Ich bin so müde davon.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Aber eine andere Sache, die die Therapeutin mir gesagt hat, hat mich viel verändert, wie ich lebe. Und ich arbeite noch daran. Aber sie sagte, nicht jeder ist verrückt. Sie sagt, wenn, sagen wir, all diese toxischen Menschen, Quote, unquote, dich benutzen, musst du herausfinden, wofür du sie benutzt hast. Weil es eine zweijährige Straße ist.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und du musst wirklich finden, was du in dir nicht hast, was du in diesen Leuten findest.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No, I wouldn't say that. Together we were toxic.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I think like us connected. I would get these, like kind of what movies are made of. Like these, because I wasn't dating. So it's like I would befriend another girl and we'd become best friends. Yeah. And then let's live together and let's do everything together and let's write a show together and then it explodes.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und ich mag das nicht, weil ich im Zentrum bin, also kann ich nicht negieren, dass ich ein großer Teil davon bin. Und ich wollte das nicht mehr tun.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, when I feel like... Maybe it was just my friend group here, but I felt that more in L.A. than New York. I feel here, it's like, who's invited, who's party, what dinner, what's happening? And in New York, it feels like, oh, cute, oh, I was at this thing. I feel, yes.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Oh, you went to dinner with her? Yeah, right. Why don't you call me? Because we didn't want you there. Like, what are we doing? Like, we're adults. You're allowed to, but it got really, and with the pandemic.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
You're right. No, we're never adults because I do suffer from the same kinds of thoughts. That's like the saddest I get, is when I realize I've been really dealing with the same problems for decades.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
To have the same insecurities or behaviors that I had at 12 over and over is so upsetting to me. Why can't I break free?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, but this is actually amazing because this, my special now, when I look back at my half hour, I talk about the same shit. It's weed. It's like my lack of dating. It's family. It's the same. And I recently went to see a friend at a theater and I went. Yeah, we all just talk about the same shit for decades. I'm like, it's different.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I mean, I loved the show, but I was like, damn, we really are just talking about the same five things over and over again. Nothing new has entered my psyche.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Do you have the same sensitivities with romantic and friendship of like...
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
The only time I don't want someone around me when I'm with other comics is someone that I can't talk shit with. When people are like, can we bring that person? I go, no. They're not to be trusted and I would like to talk shit tonight.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah. I'm really shocked that you're not invited to group events.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und es ist so lustig, wenn Leute dich dann kennen und sagen, das ist so schrecklich, dass ich jemals enttäuscht war. Ich sage, ja, sicher.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
That's what's bad. It's like I, the closer you are to me, the harder time I have speaking the truth.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
For me, I'm just working on not being as obsessed, having the friends I have, not have it be all encompassing and not feeling ownership. That's what I'm really... Because I'm meeting new people when I moved to LA that I really liked. And I was like... Du brauchst nicht alles von dieser Person. Ruhig sein, Spaß haben. Und ich habe reichere Freundschaften dafür. Ich bin gespannt darauf.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Außerdem liebe ich es, Freunde zu haben, bei denen ich canceln kann und niemand verrückt ist. Du kannst einfach ehrlich sein, einfach echte Freunde sein. Ich bin wirklich nicht in der Lage, das zu tun. Und ich hatte früher so viel Angst und den Schmerz, etwas zu tun, was man nicht machen will. Ich liebe meine Leute gerade. Boundaries. Dass ich sage, ich werde es nicht machen. Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und niemand, auch wenn sie enttäuscht sind, sie sind nicht wütend an dich. Sie werden es nicht gegen dich halten. Sie sehen es nicht als Entschuldigung, weißt du?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Du warst im Vordergrund des Podcasts. Bringst du das viel auf? Was? Dass du einer der ersten Podcasts warst.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, ich weiß, dass er ein hippischer Typ ist, würde ich sagen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich habe Leslie Bibb bei SoulCycle gesehen. Und wild war ich, was live am Abend passiert ist, was mein Ziel für immer war. Und sie ist eine große Bravo-Frau. Und ich war so, ich sehe sie in der Klasse immer. Ich sage, das ist endlich mein Moment.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich habe sie in der Klasse gesehen und ihren Mann hier und in L.A., aber das war in New York. Ich weiß Sam. Ja, Sam geht auch zum SoulCycle. Gut für ihn. Aber ich lasse alle alleine. Aber in diesem Moment war ich so, das ist mein Inn. Und als ich nach Lesley ging, konnte man den Schmerzschmerz erzählen. And I went, oh, I'm doing Watra. And then we just talked about Bravo.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And it was like a normal interaction. And it felt like so good. But I could see the sense of worry. Of her.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Like, great, I don't want to talk about White Lotus. Or like, what does she want? But I was, I just wanted to talk about Bravo.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und ich liebe es. Ich liebe es auch. Ich liebe es. Ich liebe all die Recaps. Ich bin ein großer Mike-White-Mann. Ja. Ein großer Vulture-Recap-Mann.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich kenne ihn nur aus Friends with Money, das ist einer meiner Lieblingsfilme.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Oh, like I caused so much trouble I had to leave. Just Iowa State, I would say.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I got arrested twice in like a month. For what? Being a drunk, like lunatic. Like being a true maniac. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You spent the night in jail? I spent the night in jail twice. My sister then with her husband drove through a blizzard from the Chicago suburbs to get me. And then my parents were like, maybe it's a good idea for you not to go back. You keep getting arrested.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And thank God I didn't stay in Iowa and finish. But I had to take a greyhound back and serve two days. Serve? I had to go to jail for two days. Really? What the fuck did you do? Well, the first one was drinking and driving. And then the second one was an interference charge. But if I was black, I would be like, I don't know what I would do. I truly fought the cops. Fought the cops.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And then when they handcuffed me, I went numb. They had to drag me. Mein Freund und ich hatten eine leidenschaftliche Nacht, weil wir so... Sie hatte ein paar Probleme und ich hatte einen Anruf, ich fuhr nackt, das ist verarschend. Und dann haben wir einen Kaffee von Parrot Bay in ihrem Dorf getrunken. Wir mussten nur zum Gymnastik-Meet gehen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und dann hat sie durch ein Feuer-Extinguisher-Glas gepumpt. Blut überall. Die Polizisten kommen und ich bin einfach geblasen. Und ich habe sie gefangen. Ich habe die Tür geschlagen, wirklich physisch verletzte Offiziere gedrückt.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I wish. I haven't even found my mugshot. I want to find my mugshot.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I've tried, but I should try harder now that I have all this crime research under my belt. I gotta try to find it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, but I went to, so then I went to Columbia College for one semester in Chicago. In Chicago, yeah, yeah. And then I ended up graduating from North Park University, which is an evangelical Christian college, but it was by my parents' house.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
So I went to it as a commuter school. Like, oh, it's by my parents' house. I have to graduate for them. They really want this. But it was like a weird Christian college.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I do. I think for a comic, that's a good major to have.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I think I just learned more about people. It's basic, and I probably say this, but it's like... People are made up of where they come from and so you can't expect people to do things when that's not even a reality to them or they've never seen that or they come from places. It's just like understanding people, I guess.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Zuhause. Aber einfach so. Ich denke, es ist so, dass es deine Empathie auslöst, sicherlich.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und wenn du an Plätzen bist und du, ja, einfach lernen, dass es einige Leute gibt, die keine Leben bis 20 Jahre alt sehen, weil jeder um sie herum stirbt. Und du sagst ihnen, du solltest dich um deinen Zukunft kümmern. Sie wissen nicht mal, was das ist. Weißt du, Dinge wie das.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
They wanted me home anyways. But they weren't like, we should get you help or anything? I had to go to alcohol class because of... Alcohol class. They forced you to, but we just watched, like, Leaving Las Vegas, which makes you want to party. We watched just videos. Das war eine Alkoholklasse für das Staat von Ohio? Nein, ich musste zurück nach Illinois.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich lebte mit meinen Eltern, hatte eine Alkoholklasse, bekam meinen Zufriedenstand. Und dann wurde ich Rezeptionistin bei einem Haarsalon.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, ich habe viele Haarsalon-Rezeptionen in den letzten Jahren gemacht. Das war mein Job. Das war wie ein Tagesjob, den ich hatte.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich liebte es. Ich war so gut, wenn du ein guter Klient bist, würde ich über und über für dich gehen. Ich würde dich einsteigen. Ich würde dir die Anrufe, die du brauchst, geben. Aber wenn du nicht nett bist, dann sind sie nicht verfügbar. And then I was also shocked by the stylists that would be rude to me. Because I'm like, I control your money. I can control your day. I control these walk-ins.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Like, what are you doing? And then the smart people were like, do you want an updo before you go out? Like, should I do your makeup? Let me do your eyebrows real quick. And it's like... I learned about that, too.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Oh, gossip. Yeah. Drama. Yeah. Also is amazing as a young girl to see young women making money, making real money, owning condos like being businesswomen. Yeah. For sure.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I know, right? It's just so many characters. It's hard to make TV. It's so easy to have ideas and then so hard to write a TV show.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Das ist so, wie ich mich immer fühle. Ich habe endlich diese beiden Schriftsteller kennengelernt, wo ich dachte, ich denke, vielleicht können wir etwas machen. Und ich bin so gespannt, aber ich will nicht übergezwungen und obsessiv werden. Aber ich habe endlich Leute kennengelernt, wo ich dachte, okay, ihr habt das, das könnte funktionieren. Aber es hat ein Jahr gedauert. Es ist so hart.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Also, du, du, du, du bist ein Gefängnis. Ja. Oh, ich wurde in Chicago verhaftet, eine weitere Zeit. Also bin ich zurückgekommen. Ich habe nichts gelernt. Und ich habe mich im White Sox-Spiel verhaftet und wurde verhaftet. Ich habe es nicht in der dritten Runde gemacht. Home opener.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
You don't know? No. No idea. I was blocked out. I have no idea. I just was let out on my own recognizance on the south side of Chicago with a bag with my shoelaces and that was that.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No. And then they dismissed it when I went to court.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I do, but once I found out, this was all pre-stand-up, and I think I found such purpose in stand-up.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
So after you finished college? No, I was in college still. I was embarrassed. I was avoiding it. I went to North Park to be a gym teacher. A gym teacher? Yeah, I just thought, alright, I keep getting arrested. I'll go be a gym teacher. You don't have to work that hard. Summer's off. I like sports enough. Were you a good swimmer? I was, I was, but then I started smoking pot.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
But I had a JV record for the 100 butterfly. That's a hard one. But I was never the best, but I always worked really hard.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich habe es genossen. Aber ich habe auch Theater gemacht. Ich habe nur meinen Weg gefunden.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Me and little Esther went to high school together.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And I was in a Kabuki play. Are you guys the same age? She's one year younger than me. Is she from Russians? No, she's like Finland, but she's Jewish, but I don't... I love her.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Wir, ich habe gerade endlich ihren Pod gemacht, aber es ist so schön, weil es niemand anderes gibt, der mich dieses neue Leben und alte Leben kennt. Ja, ja, ja. Ja, aber unsere Eltern leben eine Weile entfernt.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Not really. Only through my sister's husband's family. So for my holidays. My dad started going once he hit elderly age. So now he goes every Saturday. He steals the cream cheeses. He steals shit. He takes the little juices. He just cannot stop stealing.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Oh, so, but that's when I switched to sociology, when I was like, oh, I'm not going to be a gym teacher, I'm doing comedy. I saw Superbad. I wanted to write a movie like Superbad. I was like, oh, maybe I can write a girl movie like this. And so I signed up for Second City, and then someone invited me to an open mic. And when I went, I went, I think I could do that.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And I went out bombed, I couldn't even finish the time, I turned red, I was like shaking. And then I came back the next week. No, I was just sitting there to watch. I didn't even know what stand-up was. In my head, I didn't even think it was a thing. Right. And so then I spent all week writing jokes, came back and like killed.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And these guys were like, did you write all those? I'm like, yeah. And then I never stopped. And then I never went back to Second City either. Because once I found comics, that was like, I finally felt like I found my people.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, like I stopped going to class. I didn't want to write.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
When I wanted to write a super bad movie, I took like a writing class.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I honestly didn't even finish, because once I found open mics, I like never went back.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Who was still in Chicago? Oh, Chicago. I'm friends with a lot of the people that I remember. Because that was like, my first open mic was poetry music. It was like random. And then a week later that Sunday, I went to Shuba's open mic and I met so many people.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Well, Hannibal was our hero. But he had just left New York.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Them, I didn't know. They would come back, because then there was a JFL Chicago, where they would come back and do the Lincoln Lodge.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
No, it was just you. It was after a divorce. It was like your divorce hour.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, I went. Because the Lake Charlotte comics come for free.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Es war, ähm, und ich erinnere mich, ich denke, ich, der Grund, warum ich Comedy mache, wie ich es mache, ist, weil ich zu allen vier Vatels Shows ging. Ich war 21. Und alle waren anders. Und ich mag das. Ich war so, cool.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, well, that's when I knew, like, I was, like, a cool girl when I started getting the Attell, like, texts or calls. From him? Yeah. When I was like, have you heard this? And he was like, oh, I'm finally getting these.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, ich erinnere mich an das Spezielle. Hast du es geöffnet? Ich habe es seit Jahren geöffnet. Ich habe es bei Carolines geöffnet. Ich habe es geöffnet für ihn. Und wir sind einmal zusammen nach Long Island gegangen. Und das war cool. Wie geht es dir? Danke Gott. Ich sehe ihn nur abends im Keller und er bringt immer Kaffee und ist schmutzig und süß. Ich weiß nicht. Ja, er ist ein süßes Kerl.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und wenn ich von ihm mehr Aufmerksamkeit bekomme, bin ich aufgeregt. Und manchmal geht er einfach von mir weg und das ist auch gut.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Das ist das, was ich so cool über Comedy ist. Ich hoffe, dass ich viele dieser Leute seit Jahrzehnten kenne. Es ist so cool, dass ich Leute sehe.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, manchmal will ich mehr von ihm, manchmal weniger, aber Anietal ist gut.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, ich gehe zur Schule, ich nehme viele Kredite, ich mache Stand-Up, ich wachse an diesem Punkt. Und dann habe ich einen täglichen Show an diesem Restaurant angefangen, Chicago Joes, an dem ich wachsete. Und es war das Hip-Show.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. Three girls ran it, like me and two girls. And it was just where everyone came every week to hang out and eat and drink for free. And it was just like a hip show.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Nein, aber ich habe Chelsea Lately gemacht. Und Adam Devines House Party, glaube ich, habe ich gemacht. Und ich habe Comics für den New York Comedy Festival gesehen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, das sind meine großen Fälle. Wie hast du Chelsea Lately gebookt? Es gab einen Showcase für den New York Comedy Festival, um Comics zu sehen. Und dann war ein Manager, der kein echter Manager war, der sagte, ich werde dich managen. Und ich sagte, okay. Und er hat es für mich bekommen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Auch als ich jung war, dachte ich mir, ich kann dich nicht vertrauen. Es war für Last Comic Standing, was ich wusste, ich würde es nicht machen, ich bin ein ziemlich dreckiger Comic, aber warum nicht ein paar Comics treffen und nach L.A. fliegen und Wanda Sykes treffen? Wer mag das? Aber er hat mir das gegeben und ich habe Michael Cox dort getroffen und das war lustig.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und dann vom New York Comedy Festival haben sie mich auf Adam Devines House Party gebucht. Und das war mein erstes TV-Set. Und dann habe ich New York perfekt getimt. Ich und Megan Gailey sind zusammengekommen. Und ich habe JFL das Jahr verabschiedet. Ja. Also habe ich gut bei JFL gearbeitet. Also war es so, als ich neue Gesichter hatte, bin ich nach New York geflogen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und dann habe ich... Wann hat Chelsea gespielt? Ich würde sagen 2012, 2013. Aber du warst hier? War das hier? Nein, ich fliege aus. Oh, hast du viel gemacht? Ich fliege aus, um es viermal zu machen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
It was fun. I mean, it was so intense. So I was so happy it was my first experience. Because she doesn't, like, at the time, she didn't come say hi to you. She didn't prep. It was just very intense. And Michael Cox would be like... Who's he? Who's he? Okay. Yeah, yeah. And so he like... Oh, I know that guy. It was so intense.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
That since then, every other show I've ever done, they're like, oh, check your notes, we can edit, talk to the crowd. So it was like a crash course of like seven minutes.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
There's people that are older than you. I got to do it with Margaret Cho, like people I couldn't believe.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And so having him be like, you better... Yeah, he's funny. Yeah, and I remember... Che was like, you should move here. And then everyone was drinking and having fun. And it reminded me of Chicago. And I was like, I need to come here.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Have fun. And we did. And then me and my friend, we shared a bed in a one bedroom. How'd that go? Well, it's in the... We caught our building super on the ladder spying in our bedroom window.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
We were also sharing the bed. No sink. Like it was... But we wanted to be in Manhattan, you know, like Carrie Bradshaw.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Oh, 44th or something? No, it was 50th or 54th, between 10 and 11. Yeah.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
And we went to Williamsburg. And then in Brooklyn, I lived there for three and a half years. And other comics would come in and out. So the other two bedrooms, people would shift. And I stayed there for a while.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I guess at that point, maybe. And then I made some money from my Netflix half hour and I went and lived alone in Crown Heights and that ruined my life.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I got carbon monoxide poisoned a bunch. What? Yeah.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I can. So I slept with the windows fully open for months in the winter. I was just like shivering in my bed.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Well, I didn't... So the alarm would go off, the fire department would come, they would air it out, the detector, and they'd be like... Ja, es gibt Minoxid, und sie würden es nicht lösen. Ich habe gesagt, was ist es, National Grid, wie, niemand wollte mir helfen. Und dann würde mein Landleiter sagen, du fucking Bitch, nimm nicht 911, mach nicht das, das ist mein Apartment.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ich bin so, nein, das ist wirklich wie ein Pestizid, das dich töten kann. Und die Alarm würde weitergehen, die Feuerwehr würde, wie, niemand hat mir geholfen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. Ja. The fire department finally came, the alarm went up. At our house, in our apartment we have a gas leak and also they broke down your door, they broke a bunch of my art, my framed stuff. Like the fire department finally did something about it. When I wasn't there. After months and months of like pleading for help.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, generators, heaters, like all of that stuff.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, I was like, I need to get the fuck out of here. But that was July. I didn't move until December. I did... I went from JFL that year to Ireland. I did Edinburgh. This is 2019. For a month? Yeah, I did the full month. And then I did like a UK Euro tour. That was a month in Edinburgh. I loved it. I know people hate it. I had the best time. Yeah, I lived with Emmy Blotnick.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
If you know her, she's so funny. Und sie ist einfach eine tolle Person. Aber ich liebe Stand-Up, also ist es lustig, es eine Stunde zu machen. Ich habe mehr als 30 Shows gesehen. Ich bin zu Plänen, Zirkus, Musiken, Stand-Up gegangen. Ich habe bis fünf gefeiert. Ich liebe sozialisieren.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, I would go to spin class. In Scotland? I kind of thrive at a festival. Because you don't have to make plans, people are there. It's like social, but you can go to your, it's like work, it's everything I love. Like I really thrive at a festival.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah. Yeah. And then that year I like then lived with my best friend for two months in between and then moved to L.A.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I didn't love it, but I was also here for a pandemic. I booked a pilot and after I filmed the pilot, it didn't go, but I was like, this is the life. Are you kidding? In my dream, I'm like, I gotta be a sidekick on a sitcom and I can work forever. That was kind of my... So my agents were like, why don't you go to LA and really work on auditioning in person and stuff. And then the pandemic happened.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Nothing mattered. But it was an ABC pilot. And you got it. I got the pilot. We filmed it. It just didn't get picked up. But you see how much money you're going to make. And then not only that, but they got me a hotel. They got me a car, a per diem. They paid for valet. It's people bringing you breakfast and complimenting you. And it's not like I'm a lead. I don't have to work that hard.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I had three scenes. I'm fully memorized at this point. And so then it was just like... Cool. And my outfit was a sweatsuit. I played a woman named Orange, who was a pothead. So in my head I'm like, I gotta book one of these Patton Oswalt on the King of Queens parts. That was my goal in a way. And then I finally booked a kooky roommate part, but it was filmed in New York.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I was like, I need to get out of here. Oh, but that was the plan.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
You just send in tapes. It truly doesn't matter. My podcast co-host lives here, so it was nice in the beginning of our podcast to be near each other. Kara Clank.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
That's Messed Up, an SVU podcast. We recap an episode of SVU. We do a deep dive in the true crime it's based on. And then we interview an actor from the episode.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
It's going good. Yeah, it's a lot of work. And it's dark, you know, like researching really horrific crimes. But so it's made me a more paranoid, intense person, I would say.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, like I won't turn the lights. I'm always waving to cameras at bodegas for evidence. So people can trace me for sure. I'm more suspicious of everything. But the pod is really good. And it was good to be close to her. But my social circle here was mostly married people with children. Those are my close friends. A lot of the comics from Chicago that moved here. And Ja. Ja. Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und ich liebe nur den Train und das Gehen und das Stadtleben. Ich genieße das mehr.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. Ich meine, sie ist ein kleiner Wunderkind. Jeder liebt Maddie.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Wir haben ein Show zusammen gemacht. Auf dem Cipriani-Club für die Ultra-Welten.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Wir sind zurückgegangen. Mein Freund hat es diabolisch genannt. Sie sagt, dass ihr zurückgegangen seid, ist diabolisch. Ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Sie ist so großartig. Ich habe noch nie jemanden getroffen, der sie nicht mag.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. A few weeks ago. Uh-huh. Yeah. It was just crazy.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, ich habe bis 6 Uhr geblieben. Aber ich wollte das Leben. Ich habe gesagt, ja, ich gehe Clubbing. Es war nur ein Seller-Spot, der in Clubbing geblieben ist. Also war ich in einem Shirt. Ich war in Birkenstocks. Ich hatte keine Pläne, Clubbing zu machen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Oh, that's fun. I thought you were going to go in a way different direction. That's so funny. I can't wait.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Oh, yeah. It's so good. I actually, this was when I first moved to New York in like 2014. Henry Kapurski is the composer. Yeah. And he made, we did The Devil Wears Prada with the music from Wicked. Wow. And Matteo Lane was Anne Hathaway. Bowen Yang was in it. Matt Rogers, like all these people. And I was Adrian Grenier. And we sang this music from Wicked into Devil Wears Prada. It was so fun.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
What do you mean you wouldn't see a person that would like it? I don't seem like the kind of person that would like that movie. That's just like... Because it seems like a chick flick or whatever that is. But it's like a movie with substance. Oh, yeah. It's good. And good characters. And it's funny and quotable and comforting. And it's long. It's nice for flights.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Okay, you're in a Denzel moment. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit. I want to go see Othello.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I do. Well, a real housewife of Atlanta producing it.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I want to see him on the stage. Because, you know, he's very much like I'm a theater actor that does movies. I'm not a movie star. That's like a big thing he says. So I want to see him on the stage.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
But our theater department in high school was good. We did every other summer and I got to do it. It's a one week stage combat Shakespeare. Oh, yeah. Intensive.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
So it was like eight, ten hours a day and we would learn how to fight with swords and then we would do scenes with the fighting.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
They're pumped. They're pumped. Like, I have freedom, which is... Ja. Ja. Es ist wie, ich mag es, ihr Tipps zu geben, oder wie es ist, auf dem Set zu sein, oder jedes Mal, wenn ich eine Feindin treffe, wir uns darüber verbinden.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, und es ist so, dass ich ihren Traum lebe, den sie nie gemacht hätte. Oh, ja.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Sie ist verabredet, aber sie war ein Accountant, wie ein Buchhalter für eine Firma, die Hausbücher für Krankenhäuser machte. Also es ist wie, was auch immer. Aber es war der erste Job, den sie in Amerika hatte. Und dann hat sie es gehalten. Mein Vater war ein Schulbusfahrer. Und was ist mit deiner Schwester?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Sie war, sie ist eine Lehrerin, aber sie hat ihren Job verabredet, von dieser einen Schule nach 15 Jahren. Im Grunde mit meiner Schwester. Yeah. Yeah. Das erste Kind war 25 und dann hatte sie drei Kinder, aber sie war 30 oder so. Also jetzt geht sie durch ein bisschen eine zweite Erwachsenheit. Oh, wirklich?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, also sie hat ihren Job verabschiedet und dann hat sie und ihr Mann gesagt, er arbeitet, aber sie, sie haben ein Haus in Mexiko gerentet. Sie bleiben in Mexiko. Sie gehen zu Imagine Dragon Konzerten. Okay. Sie hat ein Tattoo gemacht. Sie macht all diese Sachen, die sie nicht machen konnte. Sie sendet Fotos von ihr, wie sie Oster am Tag mit einem Cocktail isst.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und ihre Kinder sind late teens, early twenties. Und sie verdient es. Sie ist in einem anderen Spot jetzt. Aber sie war ein Lehrer und Chef der Technologie in einer Schule.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, she like started smoking weed and we bonded over that during the pandemic. But she just, you know, got married so young.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah, but it's, you know, it's a little midlife crisis, I would say. But not a crisis. She says it's not a crisis. It's like, she doesn't like that. She's got a good spin on it. She has a really good spin on it. But she's always been in charge of her family.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Yeah. I mean, they're not going to promote it. I mean, I paid for PR for four months. What was the deal?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Um, yeah. Probably not when you incorporate like the stylist you hire for all the press, you know, all these things. But yeah, pretty much.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
It came out January 28th. Und wir haben keine Ahnung, wie es funktioniert. Ja, ich hatte ein paar Telefone-Kanäle das erste Monat, aber jetzt ist es... Ja, find es. Also für mich, ich bin so, ich werde es fortsetzen, weil ich es stolz bin und es ist wie... Ja, es ist wirklich lustig. Ich fühle mich in meinem Leben, weißt du? Ja, sicher. Also ich will, dass Leute es sehen. Ja, na gut, gut Job.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Danke. Ich wollte es nicht... Ist das vorbei?
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Why? Give me a warning. Now that I know it's ending, it'll be okay.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
This feels like a big milestone. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you did it. What's it called? Rite of Passage? Yes, that's the saying I was looking for.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I know, I was telling Ali. I was like, put in a word for me. I want to come here.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
I think it was fun. Yeah. I remember the first... Louis C.K. said my name on here once.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja, weil ich in Horace und Pete war. Und ich erinnere mich, das war ein Moment, in dem ich viele Botschaften von Leuten bekommen habe.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und das war spannend. Ja. Ja, das Show, ich hatte Szenen mit Jessica Lange und Alan Alda. Das ist immer noch das Beste, was mir je passiert ist, würde ich sagen.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und ich wusste, dass sie alle in seinem Haus waren und ich konnte es nicht glauben.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Ja. Wow. Und dann habe ich, wie manche Leute die Lesung nicht machen konnten, also habe ich Szenen als andere Charaktere mit Steve Buscemi, mit jedem. Ich meine, es war wahnsinnig. Und ich habe so eine große Lektion gelernt währenddessen, weil ich Jessica gesehen habe, die auf einem Kühlschrank im Hallen lag.
WTF with Marc Maron Podcast
Episode 1636 - Liza Treyger
Und ich meinte, wenn sie das macht, für Sag Minimums, wer the fuck... Oh, that's good. Dynasty in two hours. No, I mean on television. Are you filming something?