Liv Taylor
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Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for your next bucket pool. We're going to meet her all together. It is Liv Taylor. Liv Taylor.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for your next bucket pool. We're going to meet her all together. It is Liv Taylor. Liv Taylor.
What's up, Austin? I am Liv. I did just move to Austin. On the contrary, I do not have two sisters named Laugh and Love. Okay, that was stupid, sorry. Yeah, I did just move to Austin. My husband died last year, which is, you know, pretty unfortunate. But men don't like to be told that women are better drivers. So as a woman, I've just proved my point, okay?
What's up, Austin? I am Liv. I did just move to Austin. On the contrary, I do not have two sisters named Laugh and Love. Okay, that was stupid, sorry. Yeah, I did just move to Austin. My husband died last year, which is, you know, pretty unfortunate. But men don't like to be told that women are better drivers. So as a woman, I've just proved my point, okay?
I did always tell him I was a better driver. Unfortunately, it took for him to just take me a little too seriously. I've pretty much lost everything that's in my head right now, because there's a giant light shining in my face. Anyways, I also have anxiety, so any time that I masturbate, I immediately think of my dead mom. Like, I know I'm shaming God, but, like, Grandma? Sorry.
I did always tell him I was a better driver. Unfortunately, it took for him to just take me a little too seriously. I've pretty much lost everything that's in my head right now, because there's a giant light shining in my face. Anyways, I also have anxiety, so any time that I masturbate, I immediately think of my dead mom. Like, I know I'm shaming God, but, like, Grandma? Sorry.
My husband though, he was a freak. I like to say that he's now watching from his favorite point of view, which is from my asshole. Great, love that.
My husband though, he was a freak. I like to say that he's now watching from his favorite point of view, which is from my asshole. Great, love that.
Yeah, I know. You don't have to say it.
Yeah, I know. You don't have to say it.
He was just trying to go off a ramp and was dumb. Didn't do it right.
He was just trying to go off a ramp and was dumb. Didn't do it right.
It was like 2 in the morning. You know, all factors combined.
It was like 2 in the morning. You know, all factors combined.
I mean, we parted ways that same night, so I would say...
I mean, we parted ways that same night, so I would say...
No, he literally parted ways. We were, sorry, we were together that night, literally went apart and then he... What were you guys doing together that night? We were at a strip club.
No, he literally parted ways. We were, sorry, we were together that night, literally went apart and then he... What were you guys doing together that night? We were at a strip club.
He was parked one way, I was parked the other. We were driving separate cars.
He was parked one way, I was parked the other. We were driving separate cars.
No. You guys went two separate... We got into an argument that night.
No. You guys went two separate... We got into an argument that night.
I didn't want to spend the money at the strip club, but I'm a good wife.
I didn't want to spend the money at the strip club, but I'm a good wife.
He wanted to go and I didn't want to go and I was like, fuck it, let's just go.
He wanted to go and I didn't want to go and I was like, fuck it, let's just go.
Okay, when we were downtown, I'm from Georgia. We were downtown, and he wanted to go to the strip club. I didn't want to go. We were moseying around until I just finally gave in. I was like, fine, let's fucking go. It's not even a strip club. It's a titty bar. It's a sad excuse.
Okay, when we were downtown, I'm from Georgia. We were downtown, and he wanted to go to the strip club. I didn't want to go. We were moseying around until I just finally gave in. I was like, fine, let's fucking go. It's not even a strip club. It's a titty bar. It's a sad excuse.
I'm going to go to my truck and I said, I'm going to go party with these friends you just made.
I'm going to go to my truck and I said, I'm going to go party with these friends you just made.
I thought he was going to follow with, but you know, I was wrong. It's cool.
I thought he was going to follow with, but you know, I was wrong. It's cool.
It'll be a year on the second of October.
It'll be a year on the second of October.
I'm just trying to do comedy. I moved out here just for this.
I'm just trying to do comedy. I moved out here just for this.
I like to have fun, you know, whatever.
I like to have fun, you know, whatever.
I have not found a job, but I will have to eventually. So, yeah, I'll probably end up doing it.
I have not found a job, but I will have to eventually. So, yeah, I'll probably end up doing it.
Not even close. My mom did not expect to die. Probably, like, just under $10,000.
Not even close. My mom did not expect to die. Probably, like, just under $10,000.
I have dogs at home. I have two beagles, so I hang out with them.
I have dogs at home. I have two beagles, so I hang out with them.
I'm really very homebody. Since I moved out here, I've just really been trying to explore and be by the pool and chill and relax and just try to honestly find a new life.
I'm really very homebody. Since I moved out here, I've just really been trying to explore and be by the pool and chill and relax and just try to honestly find a new life.
The only reason I do it is because my mom died.
The only reason I do it is because my mom died.
I'm not even joking. Like, I got a phone call the next morning that my mom died.
I'm not even joking. Like, I got a phone call the next morning that my mom died.
I mean, I always wanted a Jeep, and that just ruined it, so.
I mean, I always wanted a Jeep, and that just ruined it, so.
No, she was a pedestrian. She was a pedestrian.
No, she was a pedestrian. She was a pedestrian.
No, the guy stopped, and yeah. He did it the right way, but, you know.
No, the guy stopped, and yeah. He did it the right way, but, you know.
He did it the right way, I mean.
He did it the right way, I mean.
All the way through, I mean. Yeah. He didn't have to stop her.
All the way through, I mean. Yeah. He didn't have to stop her.
Yeah, close-ish. My mom was kind of crazy.
Yeah, close-ish. My mom was kind of crazy.
It's pretty tasty. It actually smells really good.
It's pretty tasty. It actually smells really good.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for your next bucket pool. We're going to meet her all together. It is Liv Taylor. Liv Taylor.
What's up, Austin? I am Liv. I did just move to Austin. On the contrary, I do not have two sisters named Laugh and Love. Okay, that was stupid, sorry. Yeah, I did just move to Austin. My husband died last year, which is, you know, pretty unfortunate. But men don't like to be told that women are better drivers. So as a woman, I've just proved my point, okay?
I did always tell him I was a better driver. Unfortunately, it took for him to just take me a little too seriously. I've pretty much lost everything that's in my head right now, because there's a giant light shining in my face. Anyways, I also have anxiety, so any time that I masturbate, I immediately think of my dead mom. Like, I know I'm shaming God, but, like, Grandma? Sorry.
My husband though, he was a freak. I like to say that he's now watching from his favorite point of view, which is from my asshole. Great, love that.
Yeah, I know. You don't have to say it.
He was just trying to go off a ramp and was dumb. Didn't do it right.
It was like 2 in the morning. You know, all factors combined.
I mean, we parted ways that same night, so I would say...
No, he literally parted ways. We were, sorry, we were together that night, literally went apart and then he... What were you guys doing together that night? We were at a strip club.
He was parked one way, I was parked the other. We were driving separate cars.
No. You guys went two separate... We got into an argument that night.
I didn't want to spend the money at the strip club, but I'm a good wife.
He wanted to go and I didn't want to go and I was like, fuck it, let's just go.
Okay, when we were downtown, I'm from Georgia. We were downtown, and he wanted to go to the strip club. I didn't want to go. We were moseying around until I just finally gave in. I was like, fine, let's fucking go. It's not even a strip club. It's a titty bar. It's a sad excuse.
I'm going to go to my truck and I said, I'm going to go party with these friends you just made.
I thought he was going to follow with, but you know, I was wrong. It's cool.
It'll be a year on the second of October.
I'm just trying to do comedy. I moved out here just for this.
I like to have fun, you know, whatever.
I have not found a job, but I will have to eventually. So, yeah, I'll probably end up doing it.
Not even close. My mom did not expect to die. Probably, like, just under $10,000.
I have dogs at home. I have two beagles, so I hang out with them.
I'm really very homebody. Since I moved out here, I've just really been trying to explore and be by the pool and chill and relax and just try to honestly find a new life.
The only reason I do it is because my mom died.
I'm not even joking. Like, I got a phone call the next morning that my mom died.
I mean, I always wanted a Jeep, and that just ruined it, so.
No, she was a pedestrian. She was a pedestrian.
No, the guy stopped, and yeah. He did it the right way, but, you know.
He did it the right way, I mean.
All the way through, I mean. Yeah. He didn't have to stop her.
Yeah, close-ish. My mom was kind of crazy.
It's pretty tasty. It actually smells really good.