Kyle Richards
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So I said, you know, sometimes in marriages, when you're married for a long time, you can have your ups and your downs and your Gs. And sometimes you need a little time apart. And he said, but you and Daddy are always going to be friends, right? You're always going to be best friends. And I said, oh, well, I certainly hope so, Jagger. And Jennifer's like... Oh, that breaks my heart.
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You know, that's really terrible. You know, I remember one time when I had to leave Annabelle and she was like, please don't leave me in this house. I said, Annabelle, it will only be for five days. And then I remembered that she's just a doll.
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All right, everyone. Well, that 101 freeway isn't going to get much emptier than it is right now, so we better get on the road. Okay.
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It was so rude of Sutton. But I have a theory, and I think it ties into that gunpoint thing, which they, by the way, they show this, the gunpoint thing again, because they're like, Sutton's not good with timing. I think that what's kind of funny for me with Sutton is that I think when certain things happen that hew too closely to her life experiences and her own trauma...
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She does the thing in the movies where someone's like, all right, we're not going to talk about that. We're going to do something else now. So I think they just talk about the divorce stuff. And don't forget with the gun, what happened with her father. When these things come up, she just shuts down and is like, I cannot talk about this. Hi, we are going on the road.
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And it shouldn't be funny because it is her coping mechanism to trauma in her life. But to me, I just think it's funny because it's just like... like every movie I've seen on an airplane that's sort of like Ashley Judd. It's like, okay.
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Where she's like, all right, we are not going to talk about that. We are a family and we are going to move forward.
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And also like sudden sudden also knows we've got like a two hour drive. Well, we've got like a 90 minute drive. But if we wait too much longer, it's gonna be a two hour drive. We have plenty of time in the sprinter van.
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I mean, this is really one of the harshest lines ever with Sutton goes, well, I've been putting out fires all day too, but I wasn't held at gunpoint. Sorry.
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It feels nice to give my home a little TLC after all that chaos and hubbub of December.
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I have two new beautiful gray lounge chairs that I have put here into this office for podcasting needs. And they just look lovely. And I got them from Wayfair. They arrived very quickly and they were easy to put together. It was a dream.
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Honestly, it's just really convenient that Wayfair has everything our home needs. I mean, because I'm going to get a coffee table, I might get a lamp, and it's just all there on the website.
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Quince has all the must-haves, like Mongolian cashmere crewneck sweaters from $50, iconic 100% leather jackets, and versatile flow-knit activewear.
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I have a sweet, sweet goldenrod light jacket that I got from Quince. I got a bracelet. And, you know, we're about to go on tour. And so I'm going to need to get some cool looks for when we hit that stage. And guess what? I'm going to go to Quince to do it.
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All right, everyone, I have loungewear. I've tried to do things that I thought would be chic, like loungewear. Zippo's like, oh, this is very sweet, even though I kind of just did this with my party last week. That's mine. So Garcelle's like, all right, I have some comfy loungewears that I want all the girls to try on so they can relax and not worry if they're wearing Gucci, Elvie, Chanel.
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You know how it goes. Rob's more for less for everybody. Welcome to Oxnard. Well, we know one thing they're definitely not wearing. Kyle by Sahadi. What was it called?
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I mean, we love our children. I believe the children are our future. But you know what? Sometimes if I'm going on a cruise, it's kind of nice to, you know, have all adults. Am I right? Virgin Voyages have been voted world's best by Travel and Leisure and Condé Nast readers for the second year in a row. Experience it for yourself.
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Garcelle's literally in a different county. Like, this is really stretching the term Beverly Hills. So, Dorit's like, well, I did not spend all this time and effort curating this very cute outfit. Wouldn't it be told to change his pajamas? Um, so they are, they change into the pajamas and Jennifer is like, oh, this, this is like very me. I really like this.
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Oh, by the way, I got you a little gift. And they're like, what is this? It's Dolce & Gabbana. It's a toaster. Yes. It matches your outfit. I thought it would be great. You could make toast here in your beach house.
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erica's taken back to when she was like 23 and like earning money by appearing in like infomercials as the audience for like a for like a dehydrator um erica erica's just like god i expect her to grow up with anything at this point listen the girl's got good shit she just does it's kind of amazing we see a montage of jennifer being like I got you something. It's a boat. Here's something.
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It's a boat. It's a Louis Vuitton boat. It's like her bag is shaped like a boat, but it's Louis Vuitton.
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Come on, man. So they, yeah, they are going to go outside. Well, first they have to get in golf carts. And so they, it's the classic housewives in golf carts thing. It's so funny.
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So they drive around and they finally make it to the beach where it is freezing cold and the wind is like whipping around their faces and they all look miserable and they have some lychee, a lot of lychee martinis and everything. And then, then I love this. So they're standing at the little bar set up and Jennifer is there and And she is with Sutton and Dorit.
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And there's a party planner, Nicole, there. She's like, oh, excuse me. Will you just take a picture of us real quickly? Just the three of us standing here. Like, well, maybe back up just a little smidge, maybe a little smidge. And she's like, oh, you want the beach in the background? Oh, I think that we may be backlit. But of course, like, let's give it a try. Oh, no, I think that we are backlit.
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Okay, let's go back to my original suggestion, which was the original. That was the best one of all. But like, I humored you for a moment. Okay, that'd be great if we could do another photo. Okay, thank you so much. She's very politely like, this is how to do it. She's like the most polite micromanager of all time. Yeah.
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And then there's this weird moment where she's squeezing and then Kyle goes, twa? She goes, twa? What? We can twerk. And she goes, we can twerk? Talk? Should we walk on the beach? I was like, what's happening? What are they saying?
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I remember my son Jax putting him to bed and, you know, because we switch off every Mondays and he goes, well, when I'm with you, I miss dad. And when I'm with dad, I miss you. And no one prepares you for that. No one at all. Anyway, I turned off the light. I was like, get the fuck to sleep. And that was it.
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um hold on hold on hold on hold on okay you can't say that i know that you were like i'm sending you this text saying like i'm a trustworthy person i don't repeat things and i don't like you know me to read and in this group all these years anything anyone has confided in me i have never repeated and that was just like my way of saying i'm a safe space if you need
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And I know that he's not going to reach out to me because if he needed, he's got like a million friends. But I just wanted to say I'm a safe space if you want to talk shit about your wife. But also like we're only going to talk about memes. But if you want to talk shit about your wife, you can. But also like we were only doing memes.
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But like if you wanted to talk shit, I'm just saying it's a safe space for it. So honestly, I don't see what I did that was wrong.
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Yeah, most people don't lay it out. Like, you better be on my side. Most people are like, no, you can be friends with whoever you want to be with. I'm not going to tell you who you should or should not be friends with. But if you're friends with that person, it just means I'm going to have to take a step back from religion. She's like, no. His side or my side.
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode.
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Yeah, because that's what I think everyone's thinking in these situations. And Kyle's like, um, like, I have obviously in writing that, like, I wasn't thinking about choosing sides. Like, you know, that like, you know, that state of your relationship, like, I didn't know anything. And he's never said anything bad about you. And if he had, you wouldn't know because it's in the vault.
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And I would certainly never talk badly about you and Topeka in 1 million years, except for, you know, probably all the shit I talked about you, whatever. I hope you know that.
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Um, yeah, I just really didn't think it was gonna be like difficult to maintain a friendship with between both Dorit and PK because like anytime Dorit and I have gone through a hard time, PK and I always maintained our friendship. But like, if that's what she wants, if she wants to make a crazy, like ridiculous request like that, like I'm fine with that. Like, it's just her being needy.
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And like, I'm just like level headed. I just will tend to her because like, I'm, you know, even though I'm going through a lot, you know, she's obviously taking much worse. I think she's having like a little bit of a men TB, you know, so I just want to move forward and put all this negative negativity behind us.
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And I think someone told Kyle, by the way, Kyle, they're saying that you're not a girl's girl. So she's like, you know, I feel really bad about PK because he actually has been like a really good friend, but I still understand. And I do believe that women have to stick together, especially when they're trying to route another woman out of the group.
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So they're all freezing, and they're like, hey, where's Kyle and Erica? I mean, Kyle and Dorit. They're like, okay. So they come to the table, and Erica's like, All right, well, I'm tired of their drama. I'm tired of their marital drama. I'm tired of their drama with each other. I hope they work it out because quite honestly, I'm tired of this. I am tired.
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I want to get them to get along because we need peace. I'm like, Erica, tired of them. We've been watching your situation for like five years now.
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So, yeah, she's like, well, a million dollars isn't a lot of money these days, so the answer is probably not very far.
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And Erica's like, can I have an old-fashioned? And just like that, Sutton walks right in. And Kyle's like, did someone order me? So Kyle's like, Sutton is ready to partay in her party outfit. Oh my God, she must have had a mentee bee when she picked that out. Am I right? That outfit is so on fleek. I'm out in 5,005 minutes, by the way, guys.
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Bose is like, okay, let's pause there. Let's adjust for inflation. What if it were $20 million?
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And Dorit's, well, Boze is like, well, let's pretend you were in love. And Dorit's like, Eric has never been in love. And then everyone's like, what? And then we see a flashback to Erica being like, I don't, listen, Erica just found out what empathy was last season. So love is, we were still working towards love.
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Boze is like, I love love. Somewhere in the back of my mind, there's a little voice that's like, be careful, be careful, be careful. But I keep shoving Rose puddles in her and tell her, shut up. Just let me be in love. And here's a robe. Enjoy your massage, voice. I love Boze.
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So then Jennifer Tilly is saying, oh, I love my man. Yes, I do love him quite a bit. And she talks about her ex and she's like, I feel like Sam was so instrumental in my life in so many ways. I feel like his energy is still with me, specifically in the creepy doll that I have in my foyer. Every day, honestly, I'm like, thank you, Sam.
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And like, you know, when I get to use the valet parking instead of driving down the street and looking for some free parking, when I buy a Gucci outfit, I'm like, thank you, Sam, because he gave me a very good divorce settlement.
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It's like, wow. Thank you for making me impossibly rich.
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That would be a great idea. But, um, luckily the wind is very intense and those lanterns just like flop around like jellyfish on the beach and they, they blow away and they go, they go chase after them. And it's like funny. And, um,
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And then they all just run away because they're just like that on the beach. They run away screaming. Son goes, no more dead animals. There's more. There's more.
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My life has changed, you guys. It was magnificent.
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Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less. Jamie, she has no less name-y. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell. It's Raquel. Yes, we can-a. It's Savannah. Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches. Betches.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish. It's Jen Plish. She's not harsh. She's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony. Junie. My favorite Murdo. Karen McMurdo. We love him madly. It's Kyle Pod Shadley. Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz. It's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it. It's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the Queen Bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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So they order, and Kyle asks about meatballs.
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No, I'm actually asking about the movie Meatballs because I was in that.
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Do with that what you will. Sarah goes, well, this is like a meeting of the board of directors. Wink, wink, Kyle. Remember how I said that's my buzzword for people I don't like anymore. So, Kyle's like, first of all, okay, now, I'd like to, bang, bang, bang, I'd like to call this meeting to order. Okay, first of all, I want to apologize for how I left on Friday.
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I want to say also what I said and how I feel. I stand by, like, I do stand by what I said. However, how I went about it and how I acted, I feel very badly about it. So I want to apologize for that.
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I know this is quintessential Beverly Hills in that Sutton is confronting without actually saying what the issue is and then just saying it in the confessional. And I mean, I guess that is just the charm of the show. A lot of times I'm like, ugh, if this were Salt Lake City, they'd just put it all out on the table or old school Roney or even New Jersey.
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But at this point, maybe I'm just sort of giving myself over to it. This is the way they communicate on this show. They have like a weird quasi-confrontation that doesn't actually articulate what the issue is. And then they are polite. But then in all the interviews, that's where they just talk all their shit.
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So Kyle's like, honestly, I said a lot of things and like, I'm upset. I like, I apologize for saying fuck off. And Garcelle's like, and also shame on you. And then they show that, that when she's sitting in the door, standing in the doorway and be like, and shame on you guys.
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Okay, how about this? I apologize for everything. Everything I said, everything's in the apology. Everything on this certain, okay, on last Thursday, everything that happened on that day, whatever it was, I apologize. Every single thing that happened, blanket apology.
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Erica's like, Sutton, leave her alone. That's why I struggle with Sutton. What were they like when their husbands walked up? I mean, my God, come on, guys. Do you really think that Sutton Shrack, that she was fucking missed together while she was going through a divorce? No. Do you think, Garcelle? I mean, the fucking woman wrote a letter to the CIA.
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Bad behavior for like the past 15 years. yeah that's just like not who I am it's just like not somebody that I'm proud to be so like I wish I'd been calm cool and collected and you know what like you guys are like actually hurting my feelings right now and like I know I had no bad intentions with this text and I just feel like I just feel like I was being accused at that moment
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i guess my wish would be for you to not walk away again god it feels good to do this to you instead of you doing it to me and cause like i removed myself because like i honestly felt like it wasn't good for my mental health meant to be if i if the kids are saying it to be honest and like i think now like moving forward we've got to like figure out a different way to work through things so it doesn't feel like that well i just want to say my little meatball i support you through anything you're going through in your life and i'll always be here
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Were you saying something? My takeaway from this dinner is Kyle wants to smooth things over. She knew me, Erica, and Sutton would be easier to smooth things over with in a smaller group than if she had Dorita Bowes or anyone else there. To which I say...
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At least he was a lead. So Sutton's like, well, listen, I have been a judge and the jury.
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They all like laugh. They laugh as if that was, like, such a brilliant joke when that was clearly where Sutton has been. Like, when you say you're a judge and jury, executioner's next. Yeah.
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she also calls out for someone named glenda and i thought that was funny i just like the thing that glenda the good witch was or whatever her name is it was there in the house so um then uh people you know kyle's at her house and she's like talking to her housekeeper and everything and i guess the women are like gathering kyle's house and then they're gonna go to to garcelle so jennifer chili is there for a second
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Kyle, how are you? She's like, you know what? Like, I'm ready for a day at the beach, son. Fun. I'm so excited. I was looking at all sorts of funny memes about the beach and I cannot wait to do all the fun activities today.
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Oh, look, it's Bozy. Someone's here. So Kyle's like, oh my God, look at those fun earrings. Oh my God. Look, here I am. I'm a plain baked potato with no butter and salt. That's such a strange place. It's just a strange place to go with that. Because Kyle's dressed down and Boze comes in all glamorous and she's like, oh my God, I'm such a baked potato with no butter and salt. I was like, Kyle...
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Wow, Herbes de Provence over there. She looks so beautiful. She's like a very beautiful Herbes de Provence. Don't you all agree? So then Dorit comes over and she's like, oh, Bose, I love your loungewear. And she's like, oh, thank you. I feel like I'm comfortable. Wow, this is sort of your thing now is to diss people about their comfortable clothes since you arrived to an event.
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I didn't think you were going to do it to me so quickly, but that's fine. Okay.
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Erica says, well, I know how to protect those children. You know, I mean, she protected them so hard. Like, for instance, when she wrote a giant paragraph on social media about what happened.
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And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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But like, I'm being snacky, but like, I think that they had to write that because it was starting to come out in news or something like that.
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No, because I'm the ice queen. I thought you could be the iceberg and then we could hang out together. Get it?
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I'm wearing two straw braids that were furnished by Nathan's Harbor. Everybody.
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And Erica's like, oh my God, I haven't even gotten past the front door to some of these audience teams. I don't want this. I just want a hot dog. My one scaly hot dog. Where is it? Where is it?
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#2735 RHOBH S1412 Stars and Gripes Forever
Well, she's leaving, she said. Now, listen, here's what I want. My once-a-year hot dog.
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I can't wait to have my hot dog. My once a year hot dog.
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#2735 RHOBH S1412 Stars and Gripes Forever
So Erica goes up to the hot dog bar and she's like, what are those relish or is it just pickles? Hey, mister, I'm going to steal your hot dog. I'm going to say the same thing to you as I said to Tom's ex. Stealing your hot dog, bitch. Stay in line. Hate me later. Sorry, it's my one for your hot dog, Tim.
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#2735 RHOBH S1412 Stars and Gripes Forever
My hot dog's like a python. It's like a python.
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So Erica's like, all right, guys, who's been up Sutton's ass and been her spokesperson since she got here a few years ago?
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She's like, bossy, bossy, bossy, bossy.
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I'm in love to keep your pussy tight.
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So Kyle's... I'm every woman. It's only me.
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And she's like, how are you, Kyle? Did you see this? Did you know it was coming, Kyle? Tell me the truth about it. Here's what I'll tell you. I'm waiting for my once a year hot dog, Kyle.