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We did a lizard. I said, what?

We did a lizard. I said, what?

I said lizard.

I said lizard.

And sometimes when we were like doing that like three dog thing, I was still flowing down. And then like everybody else was three dogging and I was still open hearted. three dogs. I don't know.

And sometimes when we were like doing that like three dog thing, I was still flowing down. And then like everybody else was three dogging and I was still open hearted. three dogs. I don't know.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think Seymour is a great name.

I think Seymour is a great name.

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Yeah. And if you don't have kids, it's also just nice to have like, to be the only one awake in your house. Like the other morning, I think you like overslept or something. And I was like, oh, I'm not going with that. I could have very much, but I said no. But I stayed up and I just read some of my book for like an hour, like five to six.

Yeah. And if you don't have kids, it's also just nice to have like, to be the only one awake in your house. Like the other morning, I think you like overslept or something. And I was like, oh, I'm not going with that. I could have very much, but I said no. But I stayed up and I just read some of my book for like an hour, like five to six.

I just sat in my like dark living room with my like mood lighting and read. I was like, bitch. I love it. Speaking of reading.

I just sat in my like dark living room with my like mood lighting and read. I was like, bitch. I love it. Speaking of reading.

Okay.

Okay.

He said, strong woman knows what she wants.

He said, strong woman knows what she wants.

He said, this is great because I love you and because I won't have to fix those things.

He said, this is great because I love you and because I won't have to fix those things.

Wait. Good for her. Good for her. Also, that's funny that Susan worked for Us magazine. Wasn't that the magazine that they found at the crime scene in the beginning of this whole tale? Was it Us Magazine? I think it was. I think you said Us Weekly.

Wait. Good for her. Good for her. Also, that's funny that Susan worked for Us magazine. Wasn't that the magazine that they found at the crime scene in the beginning of this whole tale? Was it Us Magazine? I think it was. I think you said Us Weekly.

That's weird.

That's weird.

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Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's big red flags right there.

Yeah, that's big red flags right there.

I only have the galley of the paperback. I want the fin deal. You need the fin deal. I have the galley. I have the hardcover. Now I need the paperback.

I only have the galley of the paperback. I want the fin deal. You need the fin deal. I have the galley. I have the hardcover. Now I need the paperback.

Once you've become physically abusive, there's really no moving on from that.

Once you've become physically abusive, there's really no moving on from that.

It's true. She doesn't. One time you gave me a book, but you made me essentially sign a contract saying I wouldn't dog ear the pages. That you wouldn't dog ear. It's not worth borrowing a book from you. I make it very not worth it. Really quickly. I'm so excited. I can't wait for the paperback to come out. Is there a date?

It's true. She doesn't. One time you gave me a book, but you made me essentially sign a contract saying I wouldn't dog ear the pages. That you wouldn't dog ear. It's not worth borrowing a book from you. I make it very not worth it. Really quickly. I'm so excited. I can't wait for the paperback to come out. Is there a date?

To think that there are so many women who know what that feels like and that their partner, their person that they decided to marry and that like they were so in love with at one point in time and felt like was so in love with them. Yep. To have that crumble and just explode like that.

To think that there are so many women who know what that feels like and that their partner, their person that they decided to marry and that like they were so in love with at one point in time and felt like was so in love with them. Yep. To have that crumble and just explode like that.

I was like, wait, before I move on, let me fully acknowledge how excited I am. I'm very excited.

I was like, wait, before I move on, let me fully acknowledge how excited I am. I'm very excited.

And also, who was that that called, do you think?

And also, who was that that called, do you think?

9, 12?

9, 12?

That's time, baby.

That's time, baby.

So that could have been anyone in New York City.

So that could have been anyone in New York City.

From the back at a distance is crazy. To be like, oh yeah, I saw her the other day. Yeah. Yikes. Speculation, obviously, but I'm sure they were intimidated by somebody.

From the back at a distance is crazy. To be like, oh yeah, I saw her the other day. Yeah. Yikes. Speculation, obviously, but I'm sure they were intimidated by somebody.

We're getting there.

We're getting there.

August. It's so close to fall.

August. It's so close to fall.

We'll get to that, of course.

We'll get to that, of course.

So in the meantime, we hope you keep listening. And we hope you keep it weird. But not so weird that you don't throw an of course around. Of course. Thank you.

So in the meantime, we hope you keep listening. And we hope you keep it weird. But not so weird that you don't throw an of course around. Of course. Thank you.

Oh, my God. Calm down, you crazy person. Never. Mikey. What are these weird things you're doing with your vocal cords? It's like, I'm scared.

Oh, my God. Calm down, you crazy person. Never. Mikey. What are these weird things you're doing with your vocal cords? It's like, I'm scared.

I'm mad.

I'm mad.

No, but you are putting magic in the air. You're like manifesting that summer goes by fast and I don't want it to. Yeah. Too bad. That's why I said stop. I'm going to manifest. Listen, I like fall too. All I want in my goddamn life is to go. And this is, I'm a Disney adult and I don't care. I'm going to say it out loud and I don't care.

No, but you are putting magic in the air. You're like manifesting that summer goes by fast and I don't want it to. Yeah. Too bad. That's why I said stop. I'm going to manifest. Listen, I like fall too. All I want in my goddamn life is to go. And this is, I'm a Disney adult and I don't care. I'm going to say it out loud and I don't care.

All I want in my goddamn life is to go to fucking Disney World for October. Like I crave that so badly. So I can't wait for fall. But then every time fall comes around, it's fucking hurricane season.

All I want in my goddamn life is to go to fucking Disney World for October. Like I crave that so badly. So I can't wait for fall. But then every time fall comes around, it's fucking hurricane season.

In Florida.

In Florida.

So I can't go.

So I can't go.

I'm underbiting at her. I'm underbiting this bitch right now.

I'm underbiting at her. I'm underbiting this bitch right now.

Hey weirdos, I'm Ash. And I'm Alayna. And this is Morbid.

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Maybe. I want to go and I want to like see like the, like it be like the pumpkin in the center and everything and get the merch. Yeah. And the party. I want to go. I want that for you.

Maybe. I want to go and I want to like see like the, like it be like the pumpkin in the center and everything and get the merch. Yeah. And the party. I want to go. I want that for you.

The whole time we're all enjoying summer, you're saying fall.

The whole time we're all enjoying summer, you're saying fall.

Can I tell you, that's how I get through my everyday life.

Can I tell you, that's how I get through my everyday life.

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There you go. It's kind of like morbid in, yeah, no, it's very much like morbid in the morning. We woke up so early this morning that you could tell me it was 11 a.m. right now and I'd be like, yeah, totally. Yeah, absolutely.

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That was pretty cool.

That was pretty cool.

Look it, we're all angels.

Look it, we're all angels.

Mind freak. Making them reappear. Too good. Too good.

Mind freak. Making them reappear. Too good. Too good.

Do it again.

Do it again.

17. 17.

17. 17.

Mr. Ouchie.

Mr. Ouchie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Guys, he's ouchie everywhere.

Guys, he's ouchie everywhere.

Okay, 55.

Okay, 55.

With your screaming. I didn't sing that.

With your screaming. I didn't sing that.

If you just turn around to the camera. Yeah, you're just going to glare.

If you just turn around to the camera. Yeah, you're just going to glare.

David Blaine put me on the roof.

David Blaine put me on the roof.

That was pretty cool.

Look it, we're all angels.

Mind freak. Making them reappear. Too good. Too good.

Do it again.

17. 17.

Mr. Ouchie.

Yeah.

Guys, he's ouchie everywhere.

Okay, 55.

With your screaming. I didn't sing that.

If you just turn around to the camera. Yeah, you're just going to glare.

David Blaine put me on the roof.