Kristen Doute
Appearances
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. Not feminine. Creative. Creative.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I don't like pink. I'm not like a pink person. I'm not like girl. Make it girly. I hate that. She's not going to be like a girly girl. I don't think.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
she I want her to be cool like I want her to like do stunts and play the drums but like also do ballet and like play the piano but go golfing and like wrestle sharks or something besides his beautiful blue eyes what attributes do you want the baby to get from Luke his athleticism yeah for sure not mine he's really good at pig just like yeah
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
His balance. Yeah. Well, we're both tall.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And like his metabolism. Yeah. For sure.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Of course. My creativity. I want her to be musically inclined like me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yes, definitely.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Luke wants to be a country star.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I'll say from my perspective, and Tom, I know you agree, it's so nice when people say... oh my God, I relate so much to what you publicly said and did on TV. Thank you for being open and vulnerable because my friend went through the same thing or my sister, my brother, whoever.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And it's just so fulfilling to know that it wasn't all just for bullshit and entertainment at times, especially when you're bleeding out, right? Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
The ambience.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Oh my God. We got... Okay, let's just talk about the dill pickle flavored pretzels.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
My number one thing was ice. And Luke and I opened up the door to a package that contained a freaking nugget ice machine.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Tom, I can never repay you. I don't even know how.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I think it's lack of iron that causes ice chewing.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Right. Well, because I am very iron deficient for sure. I take iron supplements, but it's still not enough because I don't eat meat. And I love chewing ice. Yeah. But nugget ice is like next level. That's like top tier ice.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I appreciate the love. I love this.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
trying to think there have been smells that have really bothered me I just can't think of what they are now I'm glad I'm not the pregnant person who like craves dirt or like paint chips or things like that my strange addiction love that show it's like a really a thing I mean even Amy my best friend she said that her mom created she did not partake in eating dirt but she did crave dirt like it was like she wanted it so bad it's such a strange odd thing you've never even had right like what what but it happens to pregnant people
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I have craved, I guess, sugar. Which I only call it a craving because when I'm not pregnant, I don't eat dessert. I don't eat chocolate, cookies, like anything like that. And I've yet to find a cookie I would turn down during this pregnancy.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Cheesecake. Oh, fuck me up. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I could eat a whole piece of cheesecake and then like want to vomit, but it's so good.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
It's really weird.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's interesting. Like, it's much more fun being pregnant.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
later in the pregnancy because then you're not just like bloated or fat looking it's like you know I'm pregnant I can feel her I know she's inside of me like it like we have a thing she can hear us talk like it's pretty cool but like early pregnancy is just boring you just feel like shit you throw up you're fat do you feel like you have a good form of non-verbal communication with your baby right now
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I mean, she hears everything I say, do. She hears my heartbeat. She's literally like a part of me. And I'm just now starting to feel, to get like a little emo, but to feel like, oh shit, once I give birth, like I can't protect her anymore. That's pretty wild.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. Because like right now, it's like she's fucking protected. She's chilling. Well, 24-7.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Can you embed an air tag into her at birth?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, and it is kind of weird. Like now I get it because as a not pregnant person, I would want to do that too. But now I'm like, you guys realize like she's not kicking when I'm walking around, right? Like she doesn't. She doesn't perform on command. No. Yet. It's like she's being rocked to sleep when I'm walking. Like she's constantly moving.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
So when people just want to touch it, I'm like, you're just touching me. It's kind of fucking weird. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
When you're not pregnant? Oh my God. Could you imagine?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Like, yeah, don't touch my mom bod. Tom, get over here.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I found out what dad bod meant the other day too. Do you know where dad bod originated? It's because when a woman's pregnant, most men, not all, gain weight. It's not sympathy weight, but there's something.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I've heard of this. Yeah. There's something about men gaining weight, except for Luke, when a woman's pregnant, and that's dad bod.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I think I'm actually going to miss like my weird pregnant body. I think it's going to be really weird to just not be anymore.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. I don't sleep now though. Yeah, you don't, but I think, and I've heard that like my, I heard that newborn sleep is way better than pregnant sleep.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
huh so i'm like hey that sounds like fake news i sleep really well right now yeah enjoy it while it lasts luke well who can fall asleep like he gets he's like i'm tired i'm going to bed he gets in bed closes his eyes and he's out like a light it's a superpower that is a superpower and i don't think that superpower is gonna go away once the baby's here so you might just not have it that bad
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Do you feel tired when you wake up?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
How long does it take you to fall asleep?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Wow. Yeah. I am so in a chair.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
filming its last season Vanderpump Rules wasn't coming back I thought and wanted you guys to have one more even if it was a shorter season I wanted there to be some kind of resolution even though it was never going to be fully resolved that's what I really wanted but I also know firsthand that getting the whole main cast together was next to impossible
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
But it would have been like as a as someone who was on the show and also as someone who didn't get that opportunity to like kind of film my resolve. And as someone who is still watching the show, like as a fan of the show, I was like, well, fuck, how does it just end like this?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I feel like I'm not scared about anything. This has never happened to me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
In all the years of doing television, there's never been one season that I'm not like, oh, uh-oh. I'm like, no, I think we're good.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You know? Luke was a little chatty Cathy this summer for sure.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Like there were times where he'd come to me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
But you would come home and like gossip to me a little bit. And I'm like, wait, where did you hear this? And he's like, oh, well, so-and-so told so-and-so and then so-and-so told me. And I'm like, what?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
No, no, babe. Just let it fly out of your mouth. I like it. It's so much fun.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Like, of course there's some like not great times and times I wish were not on film, but then there's so many funny and cool and awesome times that you're like, dude, I have the best video yearbook ever.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
More than that.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Would you move here? Oh, nine.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yes, I remember basically what you were wearing. I remember your car.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yes. I remember you being in like a maroon Adidas pants, like with the snaps on the side. And then like a button down, like camel colored, like a tan colored, like Swedish, like soft shirt. And your hair was long. You had long hair, like down to your ears, like your chin almost.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
and then a beanie i had just driven across the country and i was traumatized i was like my god i need to go back to florida and beg for my job and then he got this is only la people will get this or people that have been to la but essentially tom sandoval and and i ish lived in west hollywood right so we live off of melrose in west hollywood very near sir and near tom tom
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Well, Tom Schwartz gets off the freeway and he gets off on Melrose. But this is way, way down East Hollywood, not a great neighborhood kind of area. And I remember when you pulled up and you were so scared because that when you got off the freeway, you were like, Oh shit, this is where I live.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I thought it would look like... Okay, when you get off the freeway, that is not a beautiful part of the city.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And it was just a city. West Hollywood. Yeah. And you had your Honda Civic, and you had some clothes, and then you had your Ninja Turtles. Yeah. All right, all right, all right. We can move on. Your metal chicken or your rooster. And then Pierre, your toad.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. So he had like his toys and his clothes. That was the best of times or the worst of times.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. I remember it so well.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, 100%.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
100%.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
He wouldn't. I won't. He won't do it. Yeah, there's seasons I don't want him to see.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And that's season two and on pretty much. Season one was like, eh, it's fine.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I mean, I didn't have Botox. I wasn't cute. I have my old teeth. Wait, when did you get new teeth? In like 2015.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. They look fabulous. And then crowns, but I, and I didn't have Botox. I didn't know how to do my makeup. I had really thin eyebrows. It was just like nothing cute about me in my early, like my twenties.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. I thrived in my like early thirties. Yeah, for sure.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
No. Anybody? I have not talked to Sandoval. I don't even know. The last time I saw him probably at Jax's bar one time during karaoke or something like that. I randomly, I was at the Belmont.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
having lunch not that long ago with my best friend who was in town and right when I walk in there's Joey Maloney Katie's brother no way how crazy I go to use the restroom I come out then Bo sitting next not at the same table as him but Bo's like at a different table I'm like what the hell so I go and eat then Stassi walks in and I'm like I actually text Katie and I was like so your brother Stassi and Bo are all here right now and I hadn't seen any of them in so long so that was cool
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
A hundred percent.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Luke's like, no, it looks like winking. I haven't broken the news to her yet. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
That's for sure. Yeah. Tom invited him to like play ping pong.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I still have that with Brittany.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You do. Yeah. You were kind of always like that. Yeah. But I agree, yeah. I have it with Brittany and Zach now, I feel like. I still do. Brittany's the only one, but not Jack's, definitely. Yeah, I don't know. We all kind of just have grown apart. But I feel like the Valley's bringing some of us back together.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I think so, too.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, he had a billboard in seven different countries.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I have on my podcast, yeah. And he just booked Purina, and he's going to be on a bag of dog food. What? He just shot that a couple weeks ago.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
How would you feel about your daughter being a model? At what age? Like a baby model.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I feel like she's not even going to know any, you know, she's not going to know.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Exactly. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
All the stuff I see on Instagram. Yeah. My algorithm. It's like, start that bank account. I'm like, perfect.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I mean, we're going in blind shorts. Yeah. We're really going in blind. I don't know anything about anything. I'm just going to do my best. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
So alive. I'm gonna be like, oh my God, before she was even here. It's so wild. This is nice.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
If you're, if you are such a good, like, I'm not saying just because you're a good dog parent makes you a good parent, but I think anyone who is a really wonderful animal parent is very capable of being, if they want to be a parent to a human, they are very capable of doing so of having that much empathy and that much love and being that selfless and, and you're taking care of something that can't care for itself, you know?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And that's what Brittany says about me all the time is she thinks I'll be a good parent because I'm a good dog parent.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And Luke's going to love it too because the chomping is less aggressive.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I'm like...
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You have not complained about the chomps in months, though.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Thank you.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
He said he could feel it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Motherhood madness, I like it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
My house is more fun.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah. By ambient, you mean my dog's barking like crazy.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Oh my God. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I know.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yes?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
As I'm chowing on all the craving busters that Tom brought me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, it's pretty wild. I was thinking about it this morning because I was like, I say a lot, like, I can't wait to not be pregnant anymore because it hasn't been like, like, okay, risk versus reward. A reward is much higher, right? Like I'd say I wouldn't do it again, but I would do it again. And then I'm like, I hate being pregnant.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
But then I think about not being pregnant and I'm like, that's so weird.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I do. Yeah. I definitely get bored. I was getting bored more that, like, now that I'm really tired all the time, it's hard to get bored because I just go to sleep.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I don't sleep anymore. I don't sleep like a full eight hours at night because you have to get up and pee like every five to 10 minutes. Yeah. What aches? My ribs, my back, my neck, my back. We know the rest of the song. Hopefully I don't rip from punani to crack. So hopefully we can leave half of that out.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I want to do the saran wrap strap, like a watermelon to Luke's body. Yeah. And then like two, I don't know, big grapefruits or something, something, two melons, like heavy for the boobs.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
And you think that.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
That's like the hardest part is just the weight. All of the weight. Yeah. It's like a weighted beach ball. Yeah. Just like stapled to the front of me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah, see?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Have to.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
No. I work out with our friend Jenna.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
We try to do two days a week. It depends on the pains, if I can do that or not. But it has been really helpful to work out with her. I wish we had started sooner. I wish I had started sooner in my pregnancy. So whenever we get to do this again, when we go for round two... I will definitely make sure I'm working out pre-pregnancy during pregnancy because it has been really helpful.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
But yeah, I get bored sometimes. What's really the thing is I'm in like a sweet spot now because she moves and she kicks.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
So that's like, you can't be bored when that's happening.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
No.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
No, eight weeks ago was the first time. What?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I started feeling it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Right.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Like about 22, 23 weeks was the first time I felt it.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Loves. How many times has she listened to that? Not that many. We have a playlist, but there's this random song that my brother sent me, and it's some EDM situation. Yeah. I'm just looking for the name of it for shits and giggles for pregnant people out there. It's called Brazilian Soul and it's by The Knox featuring Sophie Tucker.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Okay. So that's who he told me to listen to. And then, so he sent me the song called Brazilian soul and it's kind of like this bossa nova, like type of jam. And I played it for her and she was kicking a lot. And then I've been playing a lot of, uh, Jacob Collier lately. And I know love him so much.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I want to play like symphonies and I want to play, start playing like a lot of orchestra type music. Cause she hears what we listen to all the time, which is mostly country music.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Nope. She never will.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
All the good goods.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
You know what I mean?
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
that that was all fake no i'm just kidding um she's gonna do it she's gonna do all sorts of crazy and she's gonna have to to know that it sucks she's gonna have to like hit a cigarette i mean hopefully she never actually does because smoking's so out now yeah and smoking was has been in for like the first you know 20 30 years of my life let's be real it's gonna be a babe yeah it'll be a big cigarette yeah yeah but but like if she has to try something
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
to hate it or get sick from it to know firsthand, then like, that's fine.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
When she's like 30.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I stand by there's no better person on the face of this planet to parent a small Kristen Doty than me. I know exactly what to do and what not to do. It will just come naturally.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Right.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yes, exactly. That's why we're a perfect match, babe. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Cause I'm such a gleeful, gleeful, blissful butterfly.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I want Luke to like, instead of me giving him a honeydew list, I want him to do things with me.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Well, clearly. Yeah.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
I know. I feel like we're 31 weeks in, babe. You haven't figured it out by now.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Just because I had a good 10 weeks of being not crazy. We both know that come third trimester, I've said this on the podcast. I've said this to my friends. I keep hearing third trimester. Things get kind of shitty again. Like you start getting sad again or like irritable or something cranky. And I was like, man, I don't think that's going to be me because I have been so good lately. I feel great.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Even though I'm achy, like mentally, I feel great again.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
like i'm feeling life like we're vibing like you're glowing um um so i feel like i yeah i did my due diligence my first 20 weeks of just being like an emotional fucking wreck and making luke's life a living hell and not understanding like where did the me and the me go like he's like kristen i don't even know who you are right now and i'm like i don't i don't know either
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
so anyway i really thought that we were like on this trajectory to just like happiness like this is how it was going to be from now on super happy and i've been cranky the last few days luke on a scale from one to ten what are we talking here oh this isn't like this is not a 10 by any means i think we were cruising along at like below a five it was nice
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
But like, I kind of wanted to like split your Achilles tendon today because you went, so, hey, are you working out with Jenna this week? And I'm like, my back hurts. I don't know. And he's like, well, because you're usually in a better mood when you do. I'm like, oh. I like it. I didn't say anything. I just started breathing like this. and like stomping.
Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz
Shavings & Cravings: Taking The Edge Off Pregnancy with Kristen Doute & Luke Broderick
Yeah.