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KILL TONY

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Oh, when I see a hot guy, I'm like, damn. I could have gave birth to him. Probably screwed his dad in college. Yeah, you know, I do get hit on a lot. I wonder if, like, men have a menopause fetish. Like, damn, that cougar could tear me up. I would tear you up. Because I'm dry as fuck. You would have more pleasure rubbing your wiener on a cheese grater. I spread my knees, tumbleweeds roll out.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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Last guy came up coughing. They sent a canary into the cavern. He's dead. It's all dead inside.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6349.625

Thank you. I know Molly, too.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6365.493

I started in Denver. I just moved to Austin in January.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6372.82

Say that again?

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6374.501

Yes. Well, yes. Also, you know, I just became a single mom. Sorry, an empty nester. And, you know, I just... How many kids have you had? I have two boys in their 20s.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6390.894

They're out and about.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6394.796

Well, one of them moved to Oregon. And the other one is... He's growing pot. Yeah, probably. And the other one is joining the Army. He actually goes to boot camp in two weeks.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6424.597

I am. I've been single for 15 years. Awesome.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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I became a single mom when they were five and seven.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

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He's Mexican.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6489.473

Well, I don't know. I used to date a lot. But I had this six-month rule when my kids were little. I would only date someone for six months before I let them meet my kids. That makes sense. And at six months, I was like, they are not worthy of meeting my kids. So I had a lot of six-month relationships.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6547.281

Oh, occasionally.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6567.412

You know, I... I do like karaoke and I'm afraid to say that because I don't want you to need to sing.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6575.171

Love Shack, baby.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6598.305

In Colorado, I had... As big as a whale!

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6616.406

Oh, in Colorado, like, I had a karaoke group. Oh, my goodness. We would go around to every... That's great.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6625.771

We would go around to every karaoke place, and, you know, you'd always know the same people. It was like... But I'm finding that... I'm trying to find that here.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6642.723

Jackalopes after Kill Tony.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6687.11

You know, I think my apartment's haunted.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6691.273

I was... I was practicing yodeling, and the... Oh, my God.

KILL TONY

KT #720 - CARROT TOP

6703.512

I didn't, you know, and this light just kept flashing on and off. And it hasn't done it before or since. And I don't know if it liked the yodeling or if it hated the yodeling.