Kimberly Coaster
Appearances
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Oh, when I see a hot guy, I'm like, damn. I could have gave birth to him. Probably screwed his dad in college. Yeah, you know, I do get hit on a lot. I wonder if, like, men have a menopause fetish. Like, damn, that cougar could tear me up. I would tear you up. Because I'm dry as fuck. You would have more pleasure rubbing your wiener on a cheese grater. I spread my knees, tumbleweeds roll out.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Last guy came up coughing. They sent a canary into the cavern. He's dead. It's all dead inside.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Yes. Well, yes. Also, you know, I just became a single mom. Sorry, an empty nester. And, you know, I just... How many kids have you had? I have two boys in their 20s.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Well, one of them moved to Oregon. And the other one is... He's growing pot. Yeah, probably. And the other one is joining the Army. He actually goes to boot camp in two weeks.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Well, I don't know. I used to date a lot. But I had this six-month rule when my kids were little. I would only date someone for six months before I let them meet my kids. That makes sense. And at six months, I was like, they are not worthy of meeting my kids. So I had a lot of six-month relationships.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
You know, I... I do like karaoke and I'm afraid to say that because I don't want you to need to sing.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Oh, in Colorado, like, I had a karaoke group. Oh, my goodness. We would go around to every... That's great.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
We would go around to every karaoke place, and, you know, you'd always know the same people. It was like... But I'm finding that... I'm trying to find that here.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I didn't, you know, and this light just kept flashing on and off. And it hasn't done it before or since. And I don't know if it liked the yodeling or if it hated the yodeling.