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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Second Date Update: Ex-Aversary

Danielle, I'm sorry. I got the extroversary day mixed up. I forgot it was later that night, and I hadn't gotten her anything, so... I didn't want to violate you. I didn't want... What's a little too late for that?

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She likes Jamba Juice, so that part worked out.

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Good work, Kendrick.

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She had all the right lighting, the right pictures, all of it.

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No way she's going to look like this in real life, right?

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So we chose the meetup and we went to one of those big malls that, you know, has restaurants, shopping malls.

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Right. So we were going to walk around and then eventually grab a bite.

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Yeah, run us through that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got there first. So she walked in five minutes later, like right after me, right? Mm-hmm. And, oh, my God, I was like, bam, she looked like she just stepped out of a TV commercial. Wow. A TV commercial.

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What do you mean, like, a TV commercial? Well, she's not, like, a model, but I mean, like, she looks like somebody who could be, like, running on a beach, you know, in slow motion, promoting yogurt.

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She just had a TV commercial glow.

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So we're walking around the mall. I had a big smile on my face because I knew people were looking at us thinking, how did that guy get hurt?

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Oh, love it.

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Yes, like we went to one of those places that sells hats. Uh-huh. And I said to her, you know, like 90% of these hats have headlights in them.

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What is the joke? Well, I don't really think it's 90%. I just made that up because it sounds funny.

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She laughed. It was more of an uncomfortable laugh, but she laughed a little bit.

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Well, we finally showed up at the seafood buffet, but we had to put our names in because there was a lot of people there, so there's a little bit of a wait. Okay. Got to wait for it. I was a gentleman. I pulled her chair out. I gave her compliments. Good.

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I walked her to her car afterwards, gave her a kiss. Oh, you got a kiss? Got a kiss, you know. Nothing major, just a small little kiss. Okay. But the next day, I get a weird text that says, I can't freaking believe you. I don't date low lives. See ya.

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She said, see ya. See ya. Like, bye. Oh, God. So I don't know what she's talking about. I tried to call her, but she sends me straight to voicemail every time. So I'm turning to you guys to try to figure out where I went wrong.