Katt Williams
Appearances
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Yeah, he has a lot of, he owns probably $5 million worth of property out there. Dang. He's done really well for our Dayton, Ohio.
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dayton's a wonderful place um they have the air force museum i think it is out there yeah because we have right patterson air force base that we're very very proud of and it's awesome yeah they have um i think fat man and little boy are in there is it the or the plane that dropped those are planes that dropped the bombs on i want to say it's
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You feeling the pressure? Of this interview? No, no, of Austin.
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It's good to see good old Theo Vaughn. It's an honor, man. The world loves you, you know?
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And what a blessing. You know what I mean? That's true. I still have it to look forward to. Right. And we, we just learned we got plenty of time, you know? But it's like, I don't know, it's like a festival for laughs and good energy. And there are different comedians before it gets to me. And so you get a chance to get an overview of some of the...
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greatest comedians around the country and get a chance to see them and it's hosted by Monique and Monique is a super large figure in comedy and she has a great presence and And then after all of said and done, then I come out and I congregate with the people for an hour. And yeah, the best thing I think is probably the fact that you've gotten your money's worth twice before I get on stage.
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And I think that's the part I'm probably proudest of.
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Yes. That's my work truck. I have a cyber truck. That's why I was just curious what you thought about it. When I'm home on the ranch, that's my farm truck. I love it.
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just feels like i'm in the future like you could floor it and just yeah it does feel like a ufo yeah like you'll put the gas on monday like you'll floor it and you'll it when it stops it's thursday right there it's like it just has like a i don't know yeah it's it's a it's um it's a unique experience you know have you met him have you met elon before no no i don't uh
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I don't generally enjoy the company of billionaires. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to think if I know any good billionaires. Well, it's not that they're not good, but I'm saying I don't need to be reminded of my inadequacies.
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The ladies keep me fit. I'm heavy in sexual relations, and so that keeps you pretty fit. I got a cold plunge and a jacuzzi and a sauna that I do pretty ritualistic things. I've never been a gym guy. I got two torn rotator cuffs. Oh, damn. Both them bitches gone, huh? Yeah, yeah. So golf is basically how I stay where I'm trying to be. But I've never been...
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I've never been seven pounds under or over in my life. You're that middle dog. I'm that adult. I'm at 150.
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Right. So, you know, if you can get 222. Without your arms ever going above your head and do it consistently where it always ends up in the fairway that you're hitting, you know, 14, 16 out of 18 in the fairway. You know, this is – then you can play the game a little better.
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Well, it would certainly give me more yards and a fuller thing. It's just the rotator cuffs don't allow it. So I started golfing with these 80-year-old guys that, you know. Oh, yeah. You got to wait. They can barely get out the car, but then they come out there and out drive you. Every shot is better than yours. So they taught me how to play golf under restraint so as to not hurt myself.
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Yeah, you'll still feel that way by the end. Like, I won't ruin that. Yeah, okay. That's the good thing about people like you and I. Like, if somebody... thinks that they like us and they think they've made a connection with this person on the screen, when they're around us, it's legitimate because it was legitimate. You know what I mean?
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Oh, I was in the midst of a push-up contest. No way. You blew them out? Yeah. Oh, man. But I was probably at 200. I was doing too much. You did 200 push-ups? Yeah. Yeah. And tore the cuffs, both. Damn, you ripped both them bitches, man.
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The guy I'm going against, because the way it worked is you could do as many as you wanted. When you stop, it's my go, and I got a match. You know what I mean? So you took it to the limit, huh? He was a horse.
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Yeah, I like that. I'm in the water probably more than most. You're that dark koi, baby. You out there. I love the water. Yeah. I pray underwater. Because evil can't access you underwater.
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Yeah. Maybe that's why a baby, a child is an amniotic fluid, huh? Yeah, like water is super powerful, like a living being. I'm sure that soon in the future they will confirm for us that water is a sentient being and that, you know. Man, that's going to be if they do that. Well, that's why all throughout history there was always gods of water just because it's such a powerful force. Yeah.
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Yeah, you have to have a real respect for it no matter what, like on a boat or regardless. Yeah. It's one of those crazy things that, you know, is beautiful and wonderful and it sustains life, but it has a thousand ways to kill you. And it, yeah, it houses the scariest... In the whole world. Yeah, I just get nervous. But what are you like in a jacuzzi, though?
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You have more than six of those stories. So you can't claim it now.
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It was a guy looking and had you looking in buttholes. So I'm saying.
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Like if Theo Vaughn wasn't successful, he doesn't have a different story. Right. You know what I mean? It's the same story. He lived that story. And that's why people gravitate to you because there's nobody like you.
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No, it'll be a one night only, but still, cause I'm letting all the, I'm letting everybody out. This is wrong. You free. Like I'm black. I'm not going to stand here in front of a prison and do a show. You free and all the black fish, all the fish, every fish in the ocean, bro.
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It would be unprecedented. People would love it, man. I think people are loving the fact that you're sharing new stories. Thanks, man.
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I appreciate the fact that you're giving me ideas of things that are unprecedented. Yeah, it'd be really cool, man. Nobody else has a water show.
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No, they just... Robbed my image and likeness because they could. That's enough, man. Because they were doing it for religious purposes. Oh, yeah. I allowed it to be.
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I felt like everybody in my work life lived in the Palisades. It's a massive gut punch, just the lives and economies of people that have been destroyed. This is how life operates, you know? It's very humbling for there to be thousands of homeless millionaires, you know?
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Yeah, I feel that way every time I watch international news. You know what I mean? Just if you watch another country's news and see all of the stuff that they're going through that we never hear about or know about. Yeah, it's crazy. L.A. is just so massive of a city, you know? Yeah, it's like a state almost in a way. Right, like L.A. is like a collection of 100 cities, you know, that make this.
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That's a good point. I never thought about it like that. With Hollywood and Encino and Beverly Hills and all Compton, Gardena and Englewood and Hawthorne and Torrance and the City of Commerce.
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And all of these places are fingers and pieces of the body that is L.A., so... There's no way for six or seven of those parts to be going through pain and the body to be okay. But by the same token, it has to be. You know what I mean? Like, if you break your finger, the rest of your finger still got work to do. You know what I mean? Like...
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I'm not sure if you have those when you're black. Like, I'm saying I was born black, so I was born a superior being, a superb specimen, if you will, as far as human creations are concerned. So I never wanted to be anything other than that. I wanted to know how other people felt. So I didn't... But you never, like, thought, I want to be that?
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Yeah. No. But maybe some of that is because I didn't think that was possible. Like... Yeah, like I didn't see it from a negative perspective. I saw it from a positive perspective. Right. You know what I mean?
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That make sense? Yeah, I didn't think that Chinese people were – Having more fun or doing better things or – I thought they were doing different things. Yeah, they're doing fine. Yeah, and I was interested in knowing what those were, but it never dawned on me that they might be better. You know what I mean? Right. And I had –
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I had white friends that were admirable, but I didn't imagine being white. And I didn't think that they imagined being black, I guess, either. But you have a great imagination, which is what makes you world class. You have to have that. Because I heard you tell the story of, you know, I know the stories.
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I don't think that you would be as different from yourself as you... Or as a white guy. As you imagine that you would be. Oh, you would just be kind of the same, but just in different shape? Right, right. What I'm saying is I don't think that you... Because... So you think the thoughts and all are kind of the same than you think. I'm almost certain.
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I'm almost certain that you as a black guy are also not the norm. You're not. Yeah. I could do it, I think, man. Kind of a singular.
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Okay. So let's, let's work this out. Let's work this out because if reincarnation is real, you have some say in it. That's right, because you probably get to apply or talk to the manager. I'm saying there's nobody else's opinion that will be more valued than yours, right? So let's decide. So where are you coming back? What do you want to try first?
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Not Constantine. No, Nicholas. Nicholas. Yeah. Right. Right. So you at least have some experience. Yeah. You know how you could show up, you know, and you could be a hero and not get ahead of yourself.
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I don't, I don't speak for the entire delegation, but I,
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We would be, again, as a black guy, we would be honored to have you come through our path. And the only reason I said don't do it first is just because there are certain things that go along with it that you just don't know how you would handle it, you know, until you got the dick of a horse. And then you just got to figure this thing out, like... Fuck, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, you got a parallel park even probably tougher. You know, everything is different.
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You don't get to bring a friend. You make new friends with each of the – you see what I'm saying?
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Right, but nervousness was created for that. Nervousness is a good thing. You're supposed to feel that. But that doesn't dictate whether you continue. And if you can get a hold of that, Understanding that nervousness doesn't mean stop. The yellow light doesn't mean stop. The yellow light means be cautious, right?
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I don't think so. Like, I... I always try to have a message just because I enjoy the fact that while laughing and joking, you might learn something you didn't know and have gotten it from a comedian. And, uh, I kind of dig that, but everything else is just continuing this conversation with my fan base. Like these are my friends that I haven't seen since the last time I was here.
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And so when you feel those nerves, understand those nerves mean, okay, don't fuck around. But you can still enjoy. Yeah. Yeah. So we're going to get you closer to the water in 2025. And we're going to deal with some of these ethnic blockages, maybe. I don't think they're blockages. You're very open-minded. Yeah, thanks, man. Yeah, they're not blockages. You're not dealing with blockages.
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You're dealing with uncertainty as to who you are in the universe and whether or not you belong in the places you feel like you.
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Right. I never really thought about it like that. I don't believe this is your home planet.
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And all of the stories are started up there and then end up down here and then continue. And there's a reason for that, I believe.
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A destination. Yeah. You and I are at an age where we remember when the video game experience wasn't what it is now. It was still a game, like Monopoly or something. Where it is now, it's a whole different universe that you can live inside from your Xbox or your PlayStation. In Call of Duty, you're an actual soldier, and you get kills and deaths and eliminations.
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When you then cross over to the PGA game, you have your actual golfer that looks like you and has the name you gave him, and he's really going to go out there and do this 18 on Whistling Straight. You know what I mean? Then I go and get in my... podium one sim racer and I pick the car of my choice, and I'm an actual racer.
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So those experiences located in that console, that's this experience here on Earth that we're all able to share. And that's what would make that reincarnation possible. It just means, oh, yesterday I played that game, and today I'm logging in. This experience. And so, yeah, certainly a universal college, if you will.
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This is an experience. It's not a sentence. An experience in which you're winning. Right. And an experience in which you're in a better position than others who have been in this same situation. You are excelling in a life in which you very well could have turned out to be nothing or another statistic or just another forgotten body in a ditch. And those were the hazards, right?
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And you, Theo Vaughn, made it through all of that and negated all of those horrific possibilities. and are here in this position the best you've ever been. And those are the facts. And if we tell ourselves more of the facts in our head, then we don't hear so much negative. If we try and just focus on telling ourselves the facts? Yeah, of how good we're doing. we're much too hard on ourselves.
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And, um, here's our discussion furthering our relationship. So, um, It hasn't felt much like work.
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All winners have that disease. It's self-inflicted. It's for you. It's you doing that. And there's nothing wrong with that harsh management. It's what gets you to the point that you're at. But If you have animals, you know that a relationship doesn't do good with just control words, just sit and stay. And there needs to be a connection fostered and shared.
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treats are the best thing for learning, you know? And so treat yourself with those type of things as well. Like, don't forget to remind yourself of all of the people that you tell stories about and the fact that That was it for them. That little piece of the story you told, like, they didn't get better. Like, they didn't then change some stuff and go like you did. You know? Yeah. Yeah.
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I got it all from books. Like. I got it all from books.
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That's right. He said, if it's not pot, I can smoke it. Yeah, it's for certain pot. Oh, it is? Yeah, sir.
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Right. Your basketball team picture is just so wonderful. Oh, thanks, man. Cal Jackson on there.
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Look, we had a lot of cool kids in our area. Yeah. That's how we know everything is perception for you. You know what I mean? Because... You gave two whole different sizes for two niggas that's the same size.
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right i was kneeling down man yeah but these these experience like no matter what like that dude number 34 like we want to hear his stories yeah like we know he's got stories and we want to know if he'll tell the stories and the fact that that's what you do is why well thanks man thanks for uh
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And was it an active base till recently or? I think it decommissioned in 1999. What's it like over there? Magnificent. Magnificent. It's going to be one of the greatest things that I personally have ever done. This is it? That's the front side of the beginning of the campus, which is 30 buildings, 3 million indoor square feet, four and a half miles of roads. Like, you know, we got the...
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We got the best parts of the base. They had chemical testing and stuff. We don't have those parts of the base. That's the Department of Homeland Security. But, yeah, we just have a wonderful, blessed space at the foothills of the mountains. It's really magical. And I was able to see what Tyler Perry was able to do with 200 or 300 acres and a military base. Yeah, it's amazing.
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And how you could make a movie studio out of that. And so, yeah, we're – yeah. It's unbelievable. It hit the news recently, but – I purchased it years, a couple years back. Yeah, I've had it, so we've been working.
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No, no, no. I wasn't looking then or now for assistance. Like, we can do this. I just needed to be able to have a home where great movies and entertainment product could be made without any of the shenanigans that are generally involved with Hollywood and be able to crank them out. And that all it needs to do is be good. If it's good, we're going to make it. And so
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Even though it might have appeared from interviews of me that, you know, this guy just loves tearing people apart. Really, you know, we're trying to create something where they can provide a platform for a lot of people to show what they do.
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Right, where you can just basically have a great script and a great cast and leave your troubles at the door and walk out with the movie in the can. You know what I mean? Oh, I like that. I like that, doing things yourself. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because they'll let the comedy movie industry die if we allow it. You know what I mean?
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And nobody in the fan base ever said, hey, we don't want any more funny movies. Yeah. Nobody said that. None of the fans ever were like, hey, we're tired of laughing in the movies. Yeah, boo to the – no one ever said that. They just decided, you know, we make more money in the superhero action department. Let's just do all those. Yeah. You know what I mean?
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And so it'll just take for somebody in the comedy sphere to start producing – Funny shit, and there we go again. Do you already have projects kind of on tap? Yeah, we got a slate. Well, I'm not allowed to really answer that question, but yeah, like... It's a great location where it is. It's an hour and a half from Atlanta or less. It's 45 minutes from Birmingham.
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And I love that area, and they're so thirsty to be involved that we have equal thirst. So everybody wants it to work, and so it will. Amen. Amen.
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for how it's set up it's set up um in much of the way the grocery store is set up so my job is just to make sure that all of the food that we sell in this grocery store belongs in this grocery store you see what i'm saying is it a good quality oh we'll get it in there the people will want to see that yeah they'd love that yeah the cherry plums yeah they'd love that you know
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And once that barrier is crossed, then we're just trying to make the best project for you and to make your smaller budget be able to compete with the larger budgets. Yeah, because comedy, you don't need the really big budget either. It just needs to be funny. Yeah. It needs to be funny. But it also can't be under budgeted, though. It's got to be professional. Yeah.
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It cannot look cheap regardless, which means it can't be. And that goes to the equipment and to the lighting, and that's why you need hundreds of acres of space to be able to have all of what we're having. Like they're building an amphitheater, and we have sound stages and a whole auditorium. Hell yeah.
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like instead of waiting to get dealt the cards that's like saying we're gonna have we're gonna it's just saying you're gonna have you're gonna make sure that things can happen it's like you having a podcast it's like it's almost a no-brainer like it makes sense yeah you know yeah something you know you can pull off it's something that you know you're invested in it's something you know you do well you know and so yeah it's that part
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Um... I have wives, but no. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a happy, happy man.
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It's truly the only place that white people are a minority. Yeah. Is in heaven. Just because thousands of years went with nobody getting to go.
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I wasn't scared of marriage, but I was scared of divorce, right? Like, my parents didn't get divorced. My parents are still together. Oh, wow. Like, so I never... I always felt like you only do this one time, you know? And I was always more happy of the bullets I had dodged than the people that, well, I thought I... I would have married her. Like I was ready to, you know what I mean?
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And then you'll see him years later and you're like, Oh my God. So yeah, happiness is what I'm after. Not, um, titles or idealistic situations like um i just want to provide happiness and be provided that as well and uh if you can get that situation regardless of what it's called that's gonna be yeah maybe i get too stuck on the yeah maybe i sometimes do get too like uh uh
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Just because of. fuck shit that they might not have even been involved in. You know what I mean? Yeah.
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Yeah, like I. Yeah, I like I don't. I would hate to be put in a situation where I have to cheat on somebody, you know what I mean? And I kind of feel like, what was the point?
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But remember, in your next life, you know, you got a black woman coming. So things are going to change. Oh, Lordy. Things are going to change. It's going to be something. It's going to be something. God. Right. Yeah. Have you experienced a black woman?
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So yeah, if I see her again, I would try to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're seeing her again. Okay. We're seeing her again because you have this feeling already. You're only saying it like, well, you never know. I might not see. You're going to see her again. Absolutely. Because we, yeah, you're going to ask her out. Beautiful. Fantastic. Oh, she might. No, she's not watching.
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I'm not powerful enough to do that, but I don't ignore things that I see in existence. So what I'm saying is I'm not going to ignore the fact that you're not saying abstract. You know, if I saw a black woman that did something for me, I'd ask her out. No, you actively saw one. Yeah. Yeah, and this is recent.
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Right. Yeah. And it's going to be life-changing. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.
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Yes. Yes. Like, yes. Like, you know black guys, right? Black women are nothing like black guys. Like. Like, I don't want to put so much pressure on this lady at the airport, but she doesn't know we've had this conversation. No. Magnificent creatures. Okay. In slavery, black women were appreciated. You understand how difficult that is?
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Really? Yeah. You still got stuff you haven't done? Yeah, man. I got some things. Yeah, some different things. I would like to write a book, I think. Don't say what they are, but I'm saying just the fact that you got things that you're excited about doing, that's the... That's the joy of life. That's when you're living.
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That's some hard shit to pull off. Yeah, yeah. hate you guys but not all of you some of you are wonderful uh precious beings yeah yeah that's black women are um almost unreal and only because what it is that they possess they don't It's not on purpose. You know how we feel about people on the spectrum? Oh, yeah. They're magic. Right. The reverence that you and I have for that community. Right.
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You're going to feel that with black women. Wow. Like they're really where the word nurture comes from. You know what I mean? Like the ability to give you something as a man that. you never had before or felt before and make it comfortable for you to access that, like, no, really. Yeah. Really life changing.
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Hmm. Um, I, I'm, I'm honored to get to say the things that I say when I'm saying them. And because you know that I operate from a positive first standpoint in all things like I assume that it's going to work out for the best. And I understand that if it is for the worse, then I'm prepared to handle that as well. Yeah, it was something.
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Well, what it was that I was attempting to do was impossible. So before I do this interview, there is no Illuminati. It's just a joke. It's just something that crazy people talk about. There's no such thing as our side and God's side. None of that is even real. I got to come and make it real. I have to come and say, no, no, no, no. Everybody's not the same.
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That's why it's so difficult for these super wealthy people to be fucking happy. They can do everything else, but they can't fucking be happy because they've lived all their dreams. They got everything they were trying to get. They wake up and... They can't score a touchdown no matter what. Yeah. It's a terrible life.
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So that's why when I said that, nobody came out and went, that's not true. I'm on God's side. Like, none of them. I'm just – the conversation was to show that there are spiritual things going on in the world and that there are things that are bigger than just – coincidence and that a ritual is something that you do over and over and over again a certain way. You see what I'm saying?
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If part of the ritual is wearing a dress, then we should be able to look through entertainment and see all of these people being made to wear a dress. That's what a ritual is, you know what I mean? Whether they're white or black, that doesn't matter. There's not other jobs where this is a requirement. Why is this so necessary?
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Right. I'm saying a lot of people that doubt what you say don't read and they haven't been readers. You know what I mean? Like books were my life. Literally, I thought that I could learn enough information to be an important person. You know what I mean? So I'm. I'm actively trying to eat information. Do you have a favorite book? No. No, no, no.
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Even when I said how many books I read, people are thinking maybe I'm reading 900 pages. No, no, no. I'm reading 150, 200-page books, and I'm reading as many of them as I can because I'm trying to earn money. these pizza parties and these other weekly reader things that exist. My parents don't even celebrate holidays. I got to get my own gifts, bitch.
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I'm fitting to read myself into a t-shirt and a personal pan pizza. So, so, so I got those books and then I got the ones I'm trying to learn from, you know, and those are separate, but yeah.
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I read the Bible first. That's 66 books. So. So, yeah, it kind of was my starting point in book reading. But it's not set up like a book technically. It's very disjointed.
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So I found that... Everything else I read was an easy read. You know what I mean? Like, I loved reading all of the classics because I felt like I was literally in this story. You know what I mean? And I could read multiple books at once. And, you know, I was completely enthralled with reading. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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But guys like you and I that still got stuff to try and taste and, you know, things to feel and people to be around, like, it gives life a wonderful meaning.
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Right, but I didn't want to use my imagination. I wanted this imagination. You see what I'm saying? Oh, you wanted the information. I wanted to know what.
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Huckleberry Finn and I wanted to know what they were doing like you know what I mean like I wanted the adventures you know what I mean like I was reading everything Nancy Drew Mysteries like every like anything I could get my hands on the Hardy Boys like I'm I'm reading that and So many different stories that you start understanding what it takes for someone to be a winner in life.
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And you find out from reading thousands of books that If you can list the fucked up things that have happened in your life and you can put that on a list and you somehow made it past all of this to be in a position where you can still go make some stuff happen, that's what you have in common with every hero of every story of every autobiography of every...
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Is that, is how much happened to you that should have broke you, that did not break you, so that you were able to then fucking ride.
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I think I only read one book he ever did because I couldn't read his books without going, hey, dude, whoever writes like this is a demon.
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And that was the... I'm saying even today that that's heavy filters. That was looking good at any age right there. That particular pose. OK, I admit you had to be a virgin to show that much next. She was like, no one has ever. Yeah, pretty good. But what about her, though?
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Oh, you're going to love it. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Milk it, Sarah. Milk it.
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Whatever it is, that's the game. The game is to how quick can we get this new thing controlled and regulated, right? And we are counting on them to provide this platform that we use to communicate on, right? So it's a tradeoff. Always has been. I'm saying the... If we understood that the Internet itself is a government function, then how much privacy would you expect? Right.
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No, because you had to be in the position that you're in now for you to be able to make some of these things happen. Couldn't have done them at 34, 24, 14 because circumstantially you weren't ready. You weren't ready financially. You didn't have the time. You didn't know that's what you wanted to do. Now at this place is when you can make those things happen.
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We're past that. We're past that. But... We don't protect the whistleblower, right? We don't honor the scout that would tell us who it is. Matter of fact, when they get him, we're going to go, oh, I could have told you that was going to happen. They're telling too much truth.
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It starts as human nature. Right. Like I'm saying this is in this. These things that I'm saying in Hollywood exist in religions, circles, in politics, in the medical profession and like. Yeah.
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So what am I saying? I'm saying if it's car theft and we're going to accuse you of having a carjacking ring, right? We're going to begin by bringing in people that we caught. who were robbing cars, who said that you was the boss, they're first in line. And then we're going to bring in victims, the people whose cars you stole and said, yeah, that was him. That's how they build a case.
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So none of that should be shocking. You don't put it past them. It's part of what an investigation is.
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Yeah. Yeah. Even like in the rap world, like all of the rappers that you know that never been to jail and never... Never got in any trouble with the law, but they talk as if their life is opposite of that. Like those are federal informants. You think they're really out there? Yeah. Yeah. That's part of the job is to acquire those.
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It's like saying, you know, if you're playing chess, do you have any pawns? You have to, don't you? You can't start without them. Right. Right.
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Yeah, it kind of makes it exciting too when you think about it. It can be exciting and depressing. Mm-hmm.
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Like you can do everything on that list of yours in 2025 with no fucking sweat. And your biggest problem in 26 is I got to have a new list. Yeah. Yeah, time is one of the main things that's made up. Yeah, you think?
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Yeah, all through that period of time, that whole No Limit empire was really, really magnificent to the fan base. They really went to places where people wanted to see them and delivered a show like we weren't used to. because there were so many acts. Yeah, they had a lot of the whole group. You know what I mean?
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Like there was... They had... They all came together and like put on a show that was just unbelievable in all venues. It was extraordinary to watch.
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Yeah, I have Lil Mo on, has been on our tour probably for the last three or four years, and... The Lady of Rage as well comes out. Music is a wonderful partner to comedy, you know. And we try to use that music and comedy are interspersed in my life. So it's always a part of my set. And yeah. Yeah. I'm a huge music fan. Are you an instrumentalist? You play anything? No, no. No, I play nothing.
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And I cannot sing. Can't sing, can't play anything, which makes me one of the greatest music listeners. You know what I mean? Like that's what I like. And I like immerse myself, you know, like like there's there's like albums that represent like whole periods of my life. You know what I mean? Like. Like. The album Counting Crows, August, and everything after.
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Like, I know every song, every beat, every word. Like, because where I was at the time and them Pearl Jams. Yeah. Tin. At home, drawing pictures of mountaintops. Yeah.
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Well, don't say limit. You said that you like this thing because it gives control and it puts things in its place. And that's what time does for us so that we're able to keep track, you know. But... But the less you deal with time, you realize you have the right amount of time to do everything you got to do every day. 24 hours. And you could make it an adventure every fucking day.
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You did pretty good. Thank you, bro. Appreciate that. They would be proud. They were good, bro.
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But that was a great time for music of all genres. You know what I mean? Like, good music was just good music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I remember one of them.
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I think bike riding may have been the only thing we... Yeah, no, no, no. He wasn't doing bike riding. He had had an experience. Let's see. So when I meet him, I'm 12. I guess he's 18, 19. Oh, you met him when you were 12? Yeah, I knew him my whole... I'm saying from 12 till he left, that was... I knew him the whole time. Like, yeah, he was a magnificent, one-of-a-kind individual.
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Like, I got to... He... He lived different lives. Like he wasn't where we are and we're talking about how we need to, you know, reinvent. And he was like the master at that. You know what I mean? Like he was only going to be this version of himself for a very short amount of time until he had mastered it and then he was going to go to something else. He always had that energy, huh? Yeah.
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Yeah, he was... Yeah, but when I met him, he was already a millionaire, and so I couldn't initially understand what kept driving him, you know, because it just seemed to me like he was never happy because every time I would see him, he had achieved like 30 new things and had purchased like 100 new things. And still yet, he was working like he didn't, you know?
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And I probably was just not understanding what work ethic was, you know? But, yeah, I learned a lot from that guy. I met Shaq when I was 16.
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Nowhere. In Orlando, his rookie year. Yeah, because he played at LSU, man. Yeah, great guy.
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That's when. And they figure it out. When all of the places were catching on fire, that was my first thought was like. Nobody on my 600-pound life is going to make it out of none of this. Like, what? Yeah, that show is over, bro. Like, there's a whole portion of the population that can't get up. Everybody's like, evacuate. Somebody just shit in the bed. I did. I did evacuate. Yeah.
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Like, hey, I could die tomorrow. What would that mean I would need to be doing today? Yeah. You see what I'm saying? Like not looking at it like, oh, I'm running out of time. No, no, no, no. Dead people ran out of time. Everybody else alive. You got 30 swim trunks. Do that for me.
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You know how some people have chefs? Like he was beyond that. Like he, he wanted, he, he wanted chef, a chef to know what he was preparing. Like, I don't know how to explain it, but like he wasn't vegan the whole time I knew him, you know? He was just vegan for this portion. But before that, he had a whole different thing.
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But he would have an Italian chef to make Italian when that's what he was having. And he, like... To the extreme. He was extreme. Yeah. So, you know, you would get the most beautiful meals around this dude because he was a foodie. Oh, damn.
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I'm 5'5", so it never really factored in. Oh, you're bigger than him, I think. Yeah. But I'm saying I wasn't gazing at him while he was eating. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, we always had enough women around.
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I wasn't there in a longing fashion. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I didn't get it. Yeah. Rewind that again. Okay, sorry. Somehow I missed that and I can't accept it.
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If your spirit is here, I'm sure it is somewhere. It is indeed, yeah. And he had a great sense of humor.
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No, he loved that probably more than... Anything else, like, he loved that more than touring. He loved that more than anything is jam sessions. And he had places all over the globe, and he was welcomed. I'm saying, you're talking about a guy that played 26 instruments. You feel what I'm saying? Like, we're talking about a guy that... Most people... Yeah.
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If you couldn't learn from what he did, then you just passed learning. You know what I mean? The shit resonates regardless of what it is you're trying to do. Right. And so, yeah, I was blessed to... Even be around him, huh?
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Yeah, just to be able to witness a short, young, black guy navigate the highest echelons of entertainment and still be holding on to things that he doesn't do and won't do And still feeling like he needs to look out for other musicians and other artists and still try not to bring shame on his fans or other black people or.
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music lovers or you know just a um a wonderful human you know that's what you can learn shit now i feel bad about making that joke but i feel okay still i mean i feel you should it's okay yeah i'm just joking yeah um yeah
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Um, as a black man, um, I had a real father, so I wasn't looking at TV for the images of a real good black father because I had one. You know what I mean? So for me, it was a little interesting just to see how other fathers were portrayed, you know? Yeah.
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I more enjoyed, like, seeing the dynamics of other families and how things went for them because that's the only way that I knew, oh, I don't have that type of upbringing at all. Wow, that's, yeah, yeah. I didn't. I didn't even know my mother was supposed to love me. Like, I didn't know that. Sorry to laugh, man.
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I was promised that I won't have to deal with that. So I don't consider it. I do know that Yeah, I don't have any things that I have to do in order to go out the way I would like. So that's a blessing and about one of the best you can get, you know, is... being okay with the body of work and the legacy and the feelings and the emotions that you left, you know?
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But these are the things that guarantee success. That's what I'm telling you.
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It's part of what's on that list that, you know, you've got certain things. against you, you're going to be successful. Right. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to be in a position where you can rectify things. You know that... You're way more appreciative of love because of that. You're in a position where you can still be loved, you know, by the black lady at the airport.
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So now the funniest part of all of that is because all of your stories are true. Right. But the whole thing is. When you're telling this story, we ride by on these bikes with lights on them. Yeah, like from the future. Circus members.
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Right. Well, I understand. I didn't take away from the myth. I just clarified.
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Absolutely. Let's do it. Yeah, so... Let me get that bitch, get my lungs up. We're already in 2025, aren't we? Yeah. Yeah, so... You right already. Yeah, see there? So the whole thing is we're not... This thing does not happen in yearly cycles. Like, it's not an every 12 months thing. That's not how it works. So the age of truth is not one year.
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It's the beginning of people having more of a thirst for what is true than an appetite for lies. So if you sell lies, it's a harder road for you. If you have truths to tell, people are hungry for that. And they'll pay you handsomely to hear the truth. It wasn't always that way. It's that way right now in real time. Whatever that means to you.
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That's the battle that's going on is people who profit from the manipulation of others by getting you to believe something that's not the case. And that's how they make their living. And it is now a difficult time for those entities.
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We know that there's actual cloning going on. The question I believe you're asking is human cloning. Oh, yes, sir. But let's start with the real question. The real question is, is cloning going on? Yeah. Yeah, it is. I knew it. Well, I'm saying let's just say animal cloning.
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Let's start there. That's not a myth. No, that's been known. That's not a conspiracy theory that we are at the point where we have no problem cloning animals. If you lose a pet, you can send away to these companies and they will – They'll fucking remix that bitch and send it back. Right. Yeah. As close to proximity as you can imagine. Yeah. Right? That we know is possible. Okay.
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So now... Through viagin pets right there. So that's in the animal world. So now in the human world, we know that... There are multiple surgeries that we know we can replace this with that. All the way up to what's our last achievement? Is it heart? The guy passed away with a pig heart. But it worked for, I'm saying. Let me see that. Bring up that pig hearted guy. Right there. Yeah.
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So there's not... The evidence is there. Very much left on what it would take as far as abilities go.
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If we're only speaking of biology, I've heard that... a man's G-spot is in his anal passage, which means I'm going to go my whole life without ever experiencing it.
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By the same token, everybody is a reflection of what they got to go through to get to where they at, right? And I just know that The people that have been in positions where they decided to do some stuff that they said they weren't going to do, they don't be the same on the other side. Nothing they can do can make them seem like what you remember them as.
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And, um, and I still haven't done my best, like comedically, like I'm still not my funniest. Like I'm still not working hard enough. Like I'm still not, um, I still haven't made a complete package of myself yet.
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I call it spiritual because I don't know what else to call it. Have you ever faced...
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Again, the things that we are discussing exist in each of the fields. Right, any field. Right, right. Not entertainment exclusively. Politics, religion, science, everywhere, right? Some of this is human nature, right? Right. Because we listen and we don't judge.
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Like, are there things to look out for, do you feel like? There wasn't for me because I knew I wasn't going to take it, but I did want to get offered. You know what I mean? And most of the stuff I wouldn't have believed until I had to get to a certain level to get to see the proof. You know what I mean? So I was as shocked as anybody about that.
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how powerful Harvey Weinstein was at the time that I was meeting with him and how I had, how he could not be told no, that he get whatever he want. You follow what I'm saying? They'll figure out some way. Right. So I thought that didn't apply to me cause I don't care about none, but Bitches in good business, right? And then he offered me two actresses like they was playing cards.
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Right. Like what? Some aces. No, my personal aces. Yeah. Did you think about it? Look, I'm not. In these scary situations, I don't even leave it up to me. I'm going to do what the superhero would do in this part of the movie regardless and deal with what happens after. Just because it's a story, and I know it's a story. It's my story. You know what I mean? So I can't.
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That's a good way to think about things in general.
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What would the superhero do right now? Yeah, because I'm saying I read about Jesus getting to the mountaintop and the devil saying you can have all of this and him saying you don't have anything to offer me. Like, you know what I mean? So that's what I got to look up to. So I'm going to follow suit in the best version I can, regardless of anything else.
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Most comedians have, though. I'm saying that becomes part of the career is the fact that a lot of guys that are doing comedy right now were funny from 1995 to 2004. Yeah. They're still working. They're still generating income. They're still, but their best comedy is long behind them.
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That's a great place to start. No, you never saw anybody like him just because there wasn't anybody like him. You know what I mean? Like the things people pretend to do and talk themselves up to be, and he was that already. Yeah, I... I went down to his show when he was taping and they were saying he wasn't feeling good. And I left there feeling like they're murdering this dude.
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Like he had a lung problem, right? And the doctors told him that he just had to take time away from the show and he could come back when he was okay, right? And his contract wouldn't let him. Oh, yeah. And they made him work through, like, yeah, yeah. But I miss all of the comedy angels that I came in contact with from Charlie Murphy to Heavy D. I miss Heavy D, John Witherspoon. You know, like.
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We lost some really great comics. I miss Rinaldo Rey. I miss... Yeah, it's been a lot.
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Was he the grandfather? He was a brilliant, brilliant individual. Like, he had multiple master's degrees and was an art collector and a real legendary guy. We know now. Mm-hmm. Yeah. What other...
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Is being a rapist one of the problems? Sorry. You said it like, before he got scurvy.
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Right, right. I don't know. I don't know. Comedically, Like, he has some works comedically that you could put up there in the pantheon of joke telling. Oh, yeah. He had so many albums when I was a kid that, like, our parents would play in the car, stuff like that. Right. And he spent a good portion of his...
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um, televised career, really making, um, black men and black families look really good in a time when that was not a popular thing to do. Um, none of that supersedes rapist, but, uh, yeah, I was, um, I was glad to not be a fan of his just because, you know, We liked Richard Pryor, and you had to kind of like, which way are you? Are you Richard Pryor, Red Fox, or are you Bill Cosby? Yeah. Yeah.
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Steve Harvey was at his funeral, so I wouldn't have been there anyway. I didn't know that. What else? I'll be able to tell you when you're black. Okay. Okay.
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They're not that comedian that was thinking something was funny and writing it down and figuring a way to get this to the people. And so, yeah, it happens.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's one of those things where – It's only looking back that you realize, oh, I was not in any way qualified for that job. Like, you know, but you try so hard, you know, and it means everything. But, yeah, it's exciting and scary. Like, you can't. So you don't have any kids? No.
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Well, if you have one child, you're not going to have the drug issue to deal with ever again. Really? Yeah, because you can't do them both. Right. You can't do them both. Yeah. And if, yeah. And if you, as soon as you have, and it does, it doesn't matter how you get this child.
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The second you become a father and. this life is dependent upon you, like you're going to devote everything to that and you're going to have to. You're going to have to because only somebody with your experiences will be able to deal with not being able to sleep for like two months. You know what I mean? Just on this baby's schedule that has no schedule except, Yeah, it's crazy.
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Life-changing doesn't even say the half of it. But, you know, do you have pets? Mm-mm. See, this is the thing. Yeah. Right.
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This is what's keeping you able to be in this world is because you've not given yourself a life responsibility.
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Right, right. And you can. Yeah. And this is the vehicle for that. You know what I mean? What a coincidence that all your life will line up for you to want to do that and then to meet a girl at the airport that already loves to fly and travel and –
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Yeah, ducks. How many ducks do you have, Cat? Between 19 and 21. I just say that because a couple were there when I first got the place and they never left, right? So they're there. But everybody else we raise from eggs, you know, that you go down to, what's the name of that place? Tractor Supply. Oh, Tractor Supply. Yeah. You go to Tractor Supply. Oh, and the feed and seed shop? Right.
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But to be mediocre, it's no pressure. Like, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Like, if you don't feel like you have to be the funniest person that this crowd has seen tonight, then you don't. And there's nothing wrong with that. Nobody's going to jam you up about it. They'll go, oh, you were funny. And for a lot of people, that's enough.
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You do the incubators. Yeah. So it's beautiful because they're all black. Oh, really? Good. We need more of that. We need everybody.
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Yeah, there we go. Oh, there we go. That western black duck. That western black. That's an all black duck. Oh, hell yeah.
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You know, make a great black guy. Mallard Luther King. That could be his name.
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Well, this kind of... goes back to like there's a lot of conspiracy theory stuff about that you know uh somebody says it's a conspiracy but that doesn't make it the case in both of these cases that we've had these conversations we are talking about the fbi and the cia so what do you think they do
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So again, not conspiracy theory at all. I'm saying the only way that there could be a FBI file for us to be able to get 30 years after his death is if there's a FBI file, correct? Right, right, right.
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That's the scary part to me sometimes. The Bible said, do not put your trust in men. It's pretty specific. Why? Because everybody can be compromised except you.
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If you don't believe in God, then it's pretty messed up because now you only got you to believe in. But if you got you and God, you can believe in both of those.
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And I understand it's the reason that It's special is because only you're going to know that it's working, right? There's going to be no evidence other than the evidence, but you're going to know that. Like I talk to God five and six times a day.
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He has an accurate account of how I'm feeling about everything, how I think things are going, what I feel like I'm doing good at, what I feel like I need help with. These are our conversations. I don't wonder why stuff gets moved out of my way because I asked for things to be moved out of my way. Like you asked earlier, like, aren't you scared?
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Like, I'm not allowed to be scared because I'm not counting on me. Like, um, You can't fuck me up because you're not allowed to fuck me up. And I've been in enough situations to know that. He ain't let me down yet. Like every time I needed his safety, it was there and will be. And the more times you communicate, the better the relationship is.
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And then you'll find that that works with the black girl from the airport too. Like communication is key.
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Literally, huh? You're perfect when you don't even try.
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Yeah. You need a lighter? Oh, no, no. I have no needs. I apologize. I choose them based upon whether their point of view is unique to them. Like, I don't care what a comedian's talking about. That's your business. I don't care what jokes you're making or how your set flows. But are you telling a story about yourself? Can people see this eight minutes, 12 minutes you're going to do and know you?
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I was just trying to be Super positive at the time. I wasn't trying to be actually accurate with the question. Okay. The question was asked, I think, almost on New Year's or something like that or Christmas, something like that. It was pretty close to the top of the year. So I didn't want to say anything that would make anybody uncomfortable or awkward. But...
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The Bible has a book called Revelations, right? And it gives you this little metaphorical rundown of how things should go.
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Correct. So now. It talks about the things that will happen in what's called the last days, right? Before the second coming of Jesus, right? Because my whole life I was just trying to figure out, like, whatever it would take for Jesus to come back, right? Why aren't all of the people around the world that love Jesus, why aren't they making sure that happens?
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We're willing to go buy the presents ourselves and say you delivered them. Put some sacred snacks out for him or something. Right. So, you know, it just tells a story of the little key things that will happen that you can look forward to before things get there, right? And so it talks about things like all of the nations will have to come together and make a
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called the United Nations, you know, and this was written way back then, and we have a United Nations now. And it talks about there being wars and reports of wars in multiple places, and it gives us a little guideline just to, you know, what may be happening in the future.
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Well, the Bible is generally pretty specific about places generally. So, um, like it talks about Armageddon, right? And there's this actual valley of Armageddon. I'm going to mispronounce it, but Armageddon. But the valley of Armageddon that's supposed to take place, there's this valley that it's named after, which really exists. But wherever it is, he's going to bring it up.
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The donkeys are the stars over there. But, yeah, we got a lot of, yeah, we have cows, mini cows. Those are the best kind. Mini cows and pot-bellied pigs. How big are they?
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Yeah, if we can find a white one, that'll be like cash. That's your name Cash?
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He has no idea he's mini. Oh, I see. Yeah, ours is bigger than that, but yeah. The beautiful little one right there.
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Well, all the animals, all the animals have names, except... except animals that might be delicious. Like goat is like my favorite meat, I think. And so we have quite a few, you know. And are you eating goat? Not Billy. He's the king of all the goats.
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and have a chance to like you, if you do that, then you can open for me. Because my allegiance is to the people out there in those seats. And I want them to see the very best comedians that I can possibly bring. Somebody they'll enjoy, whether they're male or female or white or black. Do they come to work? Do they have a show for you? You see? Yeah. Yeah. That's what I care about.
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You know that, boy? I'm accountable, you know. Yes, sir.
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I hope that that is not correct and you're just saying that because it is always okay to joke around me.
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Right. And that's what I'm thinking, man. Yeah, because here's the thing. Here's the thing. Everything, yeah, we know that stupid picture of me. Thanks. Appreciate it. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even see that. Can we take that down?
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Very racist. You see how I became racist? Yeah, yeah. No, but here's the facts. The facts are, you know, everything we know about history, we know because of artifacts, things that were left behind. You know what I mean? And so to be... heavily into the culture in a way that is represented is, um, pretty cool. It's a pretty big deal, you know? Yeah.
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Right, but we would have to do you one too. So like there would have to be a Theo Vaughn as well.
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That's what I'm saying. They are already doing mine. Yeah, that's true.
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Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm all about that. That's cool. We should do it for autism. We should do it for people on the spectrum. Okay.
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Really cool. Like way more... I'm trying to figure out how to say it, but like... Because I've just heard... Some of these are just things that I've heard. When you... I met this tribe that several times I've met several tribes, but the whole thing is you get this thing around them that you understand that they've been standing here. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's a...
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Yeah, you understand how difficult it is to carry legacies and stories, even though your people have been getting destroyed. And then when it's all at as bad as it could possibly be and everything is destroyed of your whole legacy, then they give you unlimited money and have casinos. It's a... a mind-blowing thing to watch a people, a group of people still carry their legacy along.
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And that's what you get. And they know so much about so much. Like, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Like, and I'm an outdoor guy, like, and they know everything about everything. Like, fishing with them is like a whole different experience. They're whistling them bitches in the boat. Like, they don't make no mistakes.
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No, but having a 100-acre ranch, you start getting into trying to make sure you... Because first you have to figure out what you already have there. You know what I mean? Because I'm kind of – aren't you, like, close to Nashville? Yeah, yeah. Right. So I'm out in Mississippi on this farm, you see.
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And so, you know, you're learning what's out there, and then you're trying to accentuate what's already out there. Because I think we probably got, like – 300 deer. Wow. And they're just running around everywhere?
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Yeah. Because the way progress worked, they kept getting pinned in. And then there was a golf course. And so they had a little safe area in between them. And then when houses started going in, then it became neighborhood.
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Gated community. And now there's nowhere else for them to be. And this particular area is where they all came to. So pretty wonderful.
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yeah yeah cats cats i'm never trying to do something that requires interaction like what i'm what i'm doing is creating heaven on earth yeah right so that means finding out all of the things that really make you jump for joy and excited and make you go oh
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And collecting those around yourself so that no matter what it is you have to deal with in the world, you can come back to this little heavenly environment that you have created. That's it. That fuels you, you know?
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See, you knew that you would be a star. That's different than a performer. A performer is based upon the act. What I'm saying is magicians ain't shit unless they doing magic.
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Right? Oh, if I see them bitches, yeah, I feel. Right. Bro, come on. Yeah. But a true comedian is above the comedy material. The jokes are secondary. We like this guy. And we want to hear what this guy has chosen to say to us about the topics of his choosing. That's who you are. You know what I mean? That's who you are.