Kathy Griffin
Appearances
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Und sie verletzten es. Sie sagten, oh, oh, oh, Herr Chabar, es ist eine Ehre, Sie zu treffen. Und Sie wissen, er ist kalt. Er schreibt keine Autos, er macht keine Bilder.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Wie haben sie diese Bilder von 50 Jahren entfernt?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, I love a Betamax.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Look at the top of this pickle.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Is that a pickle? Yeah, I'm making our relish. Oh, the tartar sauce? Yeah, the tartar sauce.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich bin so glücklich, dass ich nie eine schwarze Frau getroffen habe, nur um sie zu kritisieren, wie ich koche. Und dann wartet ihr, dass ihr mit mir sechst.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich weiß. Cheech and Chong, meine Freunde.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ja, er war der Beste.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
The Blue Collar Tour.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It always sucks when you see someone who loved drinking have to quit.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Nein, ich habe noch nie etwas getrunken. Ich weiß nicht, wie es riecht. Als ich zehn war, war ich auf dem Hamburger Helfer. Und mein Vater hatte einen Stein Bier. Und er sagte zu einem zehnjährigen mir, hier, oh mein Gott, trink das nicht. Also habe ich einen Sip genommen und es war wie Feuer. Es hat es schlimmer gemacht. Und ich denke, deshalb trinke ich nicht.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Aber du warst addiktiv zu Pillen.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, I was a total pill head. I mean, I'm a junkie through and through. I'm in recovery, but once you're a junkie, you're always a junkie.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, I loved perks. I loved them all.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, milligrams. Junkies talking milligrams. How many milligrams? I don't know.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, a zanny bar is two. So if you took a whole zanny bar... Two milligrams is a lot of... You'd be asleep.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay. Well, you gotta mix it.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, I cook. For wifey? Yeah, she doesn't cook at all.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Alright, look, you're gonna be our heterosexual. How are we going to get laid?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Because it's beer. You don't want to get laid?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I'm trying to ask him how are we going to get laid.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Are you going to get laid?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, because, you know, female comics, it's not like guy comics where it's sexy. Guys don't want to be in the back of the theater.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
So what is, what's the secret? What do we do?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Why is it the guy comments that have the girls in the back watching and they think it's sexy? The guys don't think what we do is sexy.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I know, I know. Don't worry, we got three more. Is this the starter card? Yeah, this is the starter card. I don't know, I never was a guy that needed pussy on the road, so I never did that.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I know, and also when you're a girl, you get raped. Like, you can't just invite some guy from the audience. I don't ever rape the willing. Just the unwilling. No, but I'm just saying, when you're a girl, you can't just pick a guy from the audience, he could fucking kill you. Like, you can't just take him back to the hotel.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Like a good little bitch.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I leave him happy, but it's getting him in in the first place.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Auf dem Boden des Gefängnisses?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, I just asked him how can I get laid next. I haven't had sex since my ex that I'm divorced from, so it's been a year and two months.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And by the way, I don't want to hear these bitches that are like over 40 going, I don't care if I never have sex again. That is over for me.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, no. Das ist eine Lüge. Wenn du gesagt hättest, dass ich nie wieder Sex habe, wäre ich enttäuscht.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Nein, enttäuschend.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Not in the 90s though. In the 90s it was go time, honey.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
My double Emmy award winning show? Go ahead.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Chance und Pom-Pom.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ja, das habe ich. Ich hatte keine Hände.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich bin sehr stolz, dass du diese Geschichte kennst.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Das ist, wie du meine Mutter kennst. Ja, das ist, wie ich Maggie und den Wein kenne.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, I've had so many family members like cut me out and tell me I'm not a griffin in your eyes.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Wait, keep going. You like ballsy chicks.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, I like ballsy chicks. Okay, tell me why you've had any relatives think you went too far.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
He's cooking in front of a black woman.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Here, come here. I'll braid your hair. You tell me what it is. Don't touch her.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Some of it is from my head. Some of it is from gay men. So, you take that as you want.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, good. It's working.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You were incarcerated? In jail. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, how did you do it?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, why is your phone taking pictures of us?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's somebody texting me. No, I'm cracking up that she's secretly taking pictures with John Locke.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
All right, I just thought it would be nice.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Wait, who died? Who was in Baby Boy? Ving Rhames? Yeah, and Tyrese. And Tyrese. And Snoop. You should remake Baby Boy, but with a stepmom. I can't do it. And get like Timothee Chalamet to play Ving Rhames' part. Grab a headlock and lick his head.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You know, that would be so gay, because the gays all want Chalamet. They like the twinkies, skinny. Oh, not me. Not me.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I want Gerard Butler. Gerard Butler. Yeah. If I was gay, I'd go for a guy like that. He wakes up with a beer and a cigarette.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
He's got some tough living. The new rehab is clean now.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
That I know of.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Who's the most famous person on your phone, Kathy?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Was ist sein Regierungsnamen? Ah, Kanye!
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
What is that? Filet of what? I'm making the sandwich based on you. During the pandemic, you had a friend who had a fish store and they were making fish sandwiches. And you posted about it. You said, let's help her out.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich werde sie rausziehen. Ich werde sie in den anderen reinlegen. Du musst es haben.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Das war's für heute. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Und diese Experten-Gespräche kommt so in die Hand. Ich bin auf ihr Website gegangen und bin ein Ring-Gage-Guy. Und ich habe alle Ring-Gage mit dem Wrapp, den ich mag. Ich mag ein Maduro-Wrapp und einen großen Ring-Gage. And I found the best damn cigars that I'm taking to the beach with me tonight.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Your food content on Instagram is... Sie lieben mich zu essen.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Alright, what's the most famous movie you were in?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Mine. Oh, come on. I've only been in one movie. I've only acted in one thing.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It was my own movie.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, you fucker. Looks like a donut. Just Brett.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, it looks good. Nice and soft.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's really something like brioche. That's an egg bread.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Is it egg bread?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, it's brioche. Oh, that's a brioche bun. I've only ever had one in a restaurant.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No onions for me.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Nope, not today.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Did you see my driver? Oh yeah, she's hitting on the driver.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
She got his number.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
God damn it! You can't do anything! I mean, what's going on?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Das ist gut. Das ist gut. Every day, every day. Pink Inside, Kathy Griffiths Story. Yep. Look at this, on this, just like that. Oh, there we go.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich frage mich immer, wo das Fisch-Sandwich war. Ich glaube, es ist geschlossen. Ich mache euch Fisch-Sandwiches. Was für ein Fisch ist das? Das ist Kot. Und wisst ihr was, Leute? Es wird getoppt. Ja. mit Caviar. Wir gehen High End.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
A little crunch and a little moisture.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I want that one. You want this one. Okay, this is yours. Okay. Okay. What's that? Do you guys want lettuce on your... I do.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I got this right here. Yeah, I want it on my bread. The big pickled tartar sauce. She had to get the big end. So this is lettuce.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I know. Mushroom dust is kicking in.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I don't cook. I didn't even know it was called an heirloom tomato. I thought there was a stain in the middle.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I thought it was rancid. I didn't know.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Here we go. I got you, I got you.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
The whole new pan coming.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah. On the fries. You can pull those, pull those out. Why is he doing that? What are you doing? I'm gonna crisp up our fries and put them in truffle oil.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, truffle oil. Now you're talking. Yeah. How many times have you called the fireman?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Pull that. So it's a numbers game.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, we're going to crisp them up. I got you, I got you. Red Grant, red grant, red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant red grant I know. Oh yeah. So do you hear it? I just want every white person to respond.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
So if you're really white, you go, hey, what are we doing wrong? And Red was like, hey man, if she didn't like you, she wouldn't talk to you. That's how black people work. And he said, so she's talking to you, so she likes you. So just be fine. That's fine. That's correct. If I didn't like you, I'd just be here like...
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Und dann hat er mich getestet und gesagt, er hat mich in Compton gesucht, um Golf zu spielen. Ich habe nie Golf gespielt, aber nur mit weißen Menschen. Es ist viel lauter. Es ist ein bisschen wie ein Filmtheater. Es ist so viel lauter.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Und dann war er so, er war so, okay, ich denke, du hast weiße Menschen. Wir sind in Compton. Wir sind in Compton. Du gehst in den Jack-in-the-Box alleine. Und ich sagte,
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Kathy, how did you find?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, warte mal, du bist derjenige, der mich nicht in Randys Donuts reinlassen würde, weil du gesagt hast, dass es im Hood war.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Rob me, fuck me, shoot me, put me on the side of the road. That's a t-shirt. That's a t-shirt. All proceeds are going to go to Snoop's football program.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Do you grow them? No, but I've been hunting for them before.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, with a pig. I will be on shrooms.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You're on the plus one. How great does that smell?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I have a spittoon. These smell fucking incredible. Because they will be.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Alright, heart pressure. Go, blood pressure, blood pressure. Easy.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I got a pill for that.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Was your first road back on tour was Australia?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Glücklicherweise habe ich eine Menge, damit wir das machen können.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
My first was the Mirage in Vegas. Really? And my second gig back was a double on a gay cruise. I went back to the Mirage after the Mirage said when that famous Trump picture dropped that I was a terrorist and that a member of ISIS was not welcome at the Mirage.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It had to start. The Trump had picture, but before that it was me talking about celebrities. When I was backstage at a charity event, I was hosting something. Because even though the A-Listers hate me.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
They didn't want to see you.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
That's right. I was the Ronald Barrett of my time.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, sweet. Oh, is that the guy?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, Robert Barrett's a woman, you straight guy.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, Truman Capote.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
That made me so uncomfortable. I know, I just wanted to turn on him.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Christian macht es gut.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
But I got in trouble back in the day because when I started working, my act changed to celebrity stories. Because they're so funny. That's right, well, they're true. And these celebrities will be furious. Why do they get mad if we tell the truth? And also, they don't even come
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, ich mag Caviar.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Er macht es gut. Ja, Fisch mit Fisch.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Gumball, Gumball, Gumball.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Hier, wenn ihr wollt, könnt ihr ein bisschen Caviar sammeln. Okay, also. Gehen wir zurück in die Geschichte.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I want to just stop. I asked her what her favorite meal was. And we're talking about autopsy reports, which is why I love these women. How do you feel about a person at a party?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Wait, let me answer the last question.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
What was it? Okay, here we go.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich weiß nicht, was dein bestes Essen ist. Denk daran.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, gut. Ich nehme das Chicago Deep Dish. Ein wirklich gutes Chicago Deep Dish, weil ich aus Chicago bin. Also ein wirklich gutes... Oh, das Brot.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, ich liebe es. Ich weiß. Und du bist so skinnig. Weil ich jeden Tag für zwei Stunden arbeite.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, ich konnte nicht für den Schuss qualifizieren.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's not cold. I'm burning my fingers.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
We're trying to save your life. American Cheese. American Cheese is the best.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
There's the pile. See? There's the pile.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I love how you're playing the camera one. Playing the camera one. There he is.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, we're doing a dollop? So I'm gonna do... Oh, yes! So I'm gonna take... It's a dollop. Put this on there.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Put mine on the bread.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Put yours on the bread?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's melting slowly, Lunel. That's okay.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's gonna be a mess.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Can I have a straw as well?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, so you ready? Start with the fries, because you don't fuck with cold fries.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, by the way, the fries are amazing. Yeah, the fries are good.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Anyway, everything with us is a sidebar. A lot of sidebars. This is really delish, honey. This is good. Yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
might make a good sandwich, but you look disgusting right now.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You are an embarrassment to your family.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Men are a mess.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Well, you know, we get along. What can I tell you?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Erinnerst du dich an den Horsen? Und dann... Isaiah Mustafa. Ist das für dich ein Blatt? Nein, ich weiß.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Best years of my life.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It will air probably in a couple weeks.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, Steve Wozniak, the founder of Apple.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I know. I apologize in advance for the messy eating, but it looks so good.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich bin beeindruckt. Was denkst du, Callie? Das Caviar macht es.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, why? I just wanted to know. We want to watch. We might want to watch. Here we go.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Du kannst essen. Ich brauche ein Kleid auf den Nell. Seine erste Schnauze.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
What does that mean? Uh-oh. He's got it, he's got it, he's got it.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, take off what you need.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Du bist sehr spezifisch über deinen amerikanischen Käse. Nicht das.
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Das war das erste schwarze Comic, das ich jemals gesehen habe. Wer erinnert sich an den deutschen Käse? Das war in New York am Sonntag. Ein Talent-Show. Und ich dachte... Ich dachte, der deutsche Käse.
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Nein. Okay, this is... I'm watching you running around.
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I'm gonna wash my hands.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Be honest. It's coming in.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay. Wait, you're videoing the video?
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It's Kreischer.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
We're going to eat caviar out of the can.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Perch! Perch, like Bert and Ernie. Quaschner.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Quascher, Quascher.
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Quascher. I know. I know.
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You can do that.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
That's fish. Okay, Jessica Simpson, is it chicken or fish? It's fish. Even you know that.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Alright, I got an idea. Leanne, get in here. Can I have the other half of your sandwich?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, are we gonna blow you?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, I'm gonna see if my wife's a sloppy bitch.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Alright, I mean, I'm up for it. I don't really... Come here, girl! I'm, I'm, no. I've been laughing so hard. Leanne.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Here, here, try.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Congratulations, Mrs. Kushner. I don't think she's a sloppy bitch. She sucks dick like someone trying boba. That's in the special. Check out my special Lucky, streaming right now on Netflix. Can you cut it like that? No, no.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
In Houston. He wasn't gay, was he? I thought he was a thief.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I will never shut you up, you know that.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
We get along, but I feel like... She don't fuck with you? Yeah, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I feel like I would like to be closer to her.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, but we go on. I do like her. No, I think she don't like you. Well, I don't know. No, I know.
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What the hell is the energy in this house? Everyone thinks everyone is dead. We got it in the fridge if you want some, Kathy. You can get into hallucinogenics or something.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay. By the way, quick interlude. Roseanne gave me my first TV gig. She had a show called Saturday Night Special. She was trying to rival Lorne Michaels, but it was on Fox. And she put me in the cast.
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No, he's fine. What's the matter?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You're choking on that little old French fly. She's a choker. You know, you can't choke. You gotta commit to the bit.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's like six and a half inches.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Well, wait, is it like small, normal or extra?
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It's nice. Okay. If you saw it, it wouldn't be the biggest thing you've ever seen. No, but I don't need big. You get to a certain age, you don't need all that.
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It's like that. It's funny, I was talking to Shaq about having a big day. But when it's... Und ich sagte zu Shaq, er war so... Ich sagte, was schön ist, ist, dass ich meinen ganzen Arsch in eine Vagina stecken kann. Und du merkst, dass er das nicht getan hat. Und er hat das nicht gemerkt. Und er hat gesagt, was? Und ich sagte, oh ja, ich habe das ganze Ding drin. Und er hat gesagt, was?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Das ist wie jemand, der in der Garage parkiert hat. Warum? Sie wussten nicht, dass das ganze Ding in der Garage ist. Warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, warte, w
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
That's not what I heard.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, what they said. I said, what do you mean? What they said.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, das Gegenteil. Das wäre schrecklich. Vielleicht ist es so, dass er kleiner ist als sein Körper. Es ist wie wenn man ein Gebäude mitten in Omaha baut.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Das sieht nicht so gut aus. Ich bin Omaha.
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That's right. I did used to love her and she was so good to me. And the other cast member was named Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, no way.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Bau das Gebäude. Ja.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh mein Gott, ich kann nicht. Ich weiß nicht über Inch, aber ich kann dir sagen, es war tatsächlich schmerzhaft.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Wie es mich schmerzhaft gemacht hat. Wie? Wie? Es war nur ein... Schau, ich bin überrascht. Aranda, Aranda, Aranda. Es war ein Kiefer. Ein Kiefer. Ich bin überrascht.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir, gib mir Really? Yeah. He was a... Black. He was black.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
He was black? Oh, nice. Of course.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
He was a big dick, didn't he?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Did you congratulate him? What are you getting from your purse? Do we have to pay for this? Oh, God.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, so that was like our first TV break and it ran for like, I think, eight episodes.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, aber du magst keine kleinen Männer. Du hast ihm gesagt, du magst keine kleinen Männer.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And she was still doing the sitcom. Like, people forget how groundbreaking she was. By the way, she hates me now and calls me names and says I'm ugly.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
She got him. He's here.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay. Someone's trauma just showed up in the middle of the show. You go, he goes, yeah.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
What are you talking about? Okay. So he means bland food, but he doesn't want to.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Well, you said you want to fuck the driver. Where do you think you're going to do it?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
But you have to pick a location. No, you have to pick a location.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Well, it's not rape if you're willing.
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Oh, Lord, it's tough to find.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I know, you said you wouldn't eat cold fries.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Kirchner is gonna drop it. Not Kirchner. He's been there. Uh, Kreischer. Kreischer. Do I have a wrong too?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, no, you're saying it.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You should have this shit right there. Oh, nein, nimm einfach ein Zeichen hier, das nach unten zeigt. Nimm dein Shirt. Nimm dein Shirt.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Du hast es geschafft. Du hast es geschafft. Soll ich Red Grab nennen? Red Grab nennen. Wer denkst du, dass ich zuerst antworten werde? Mir oder dir?
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It's on. Hold on, hold on. Me, motherfucker. Where's my phone? Where's my phone?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Face time, face time.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I know, I know. Right now, does he choose his culture or the white guy?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Alright, let's do, hang on, no, no, no. Dave Chappelle. Chappelle? Let's do Chappelle. Oh my God, FaceTime? FaceTime Dave Chappelle. Me and you at the same time.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
This is awesome.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Hold on, give her a minute. Give her a minute. I don't have his number anymore.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, okay, okay, okay. Okay, go. Go. Oh, my God.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Did you see her nails?
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Send it, send it, send it.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
He got the point across. He'll watch it. It's less than five seconds. Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You're as pale in comparison. I'm not gonna lie.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I'm gonna stop because I'll eat this whole fucking can. I just pulled a muscle.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh no, there goes the groin.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You didn't stretch first. I didn't stretch at all. Go back to this video. Keep going. Get out of county. You read the book.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And they play your favorite songs, just one of them. You can bring one back to life for one show. You bring all your friends and family, it's a private show. And we'll do it over in Chapelles, where he's got the gazebo. Who do you bring, Michael Jackson or Prince? Michael, easy.
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I bring Prince to sing me the beautiful ones from Purple Rain.
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Isch! Isch! The jury's out. I'm giving him time to think about it.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Sie sind dumm. Was redest du da?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Was ist dein Lieblings-Prinz-Song? Purple Rain ist ziemlich furchtbar.
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Baby, I'm a star.
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Oh, wow. Ich habe mit Prinz gespielt und mit Michael gearbeitet. Hast du mit Prinz gespielt? Ja. Wann hast du mit Prinz gespielt?
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Er hat gespielt und dann... Ich habe ihn auch mal verarscht. Ein Schauspieler kam zu mir und sagte, es gibt ein Schauspiel, das du gehen kannst. Und wie du weißt, bringt er eine Frau aus dem Publikum und macht sie tanzen. Das war du. Er hat es mit Kim Kardashian gemacht und du würdest nicht tanzen. Und er hat sich verarscht.
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Also als ich da war... I had my white lady embarrassing dancing, but I committed to it. And I was flipping my hair. And it was amazing. And I got to thank him afterwards. And he was truly mysterious.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And I got to work with Michael Jackson and the craziest thing was backstage, he did not have the high voice.
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I love it. Okay, he just tried to FaceTime me, too.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And then we both fucked up? So yes, Michael Jackson had a very low voice.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, he talked like a brother.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It was shocking.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
So do you think that was just like a branding thing for him?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I think so. I think you maybe mentally stay at the age when you were traumatized. So I would think that he had a very traumatic childhood and was traumatized at a very young age. And my guess is that's why he kind of talked like a little kid. Wow. Wow. Wow.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich fragte Janet.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Nein, es waren nur zu viele. Ich fragte sie, warte, wartet ihr auf mich? Nein, es war jemand anderes. Ich fragte, ist es Janet? Ich fragte, ist es Miss Jackson? Sie sagte, sie kommt in einem Sekunden. Ich fragte, können wir warten? Sie sagten, nein, deshalb sind wir hier. I have a recent picture with Janet.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
For real? She's probably had stalkers since she was a little kid.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Since she was Peggy on Good Times.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
She still puts on a great show. I saw the tour.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Who was she on Good Times? Peggy?
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So that's what's making me... I was wondering... Don't start with me about the racism. I'm not going there.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I can't remember. Penny. Penny. Sorry.
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It's only black culture.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Who cares? I'm sorry.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Penny. Good Times was the first black sitcom?
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Oh, getting cancelled was way worse. I've always thought so. And by the way, cancelled is like an understatement. How about being investigated by the Department of Justice and interrogated under oath?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I want to be the aunt. Who was the aunt?
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Oh, oh, that was Penny's mom.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, yeah. Oh, she was beautiful. That was Chip Fields, the mother of Kim Fields.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Hold on. Who played Rudy from Facts of Life?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Yeah, don't start with me about the racism.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Tootie, Tootie, Tootie, Tootie. Tootie, Rudi, Rudi, Tootie. Rudi und Tootie, sie sollten ein Sitcom, ein Spinoff haben.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, es ist Chappelle. Ich habe es dieses Mal. Ich denke, ich weiß. Warte, warte, warte.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And I'm not going to ask you to educate me either.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
His name is Shane Gillis. Is he really? David, when are you going to hire me back out?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Sie liebt dich doch.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You did the Apollo. How fucking quick. By yourself. By yourself. Not with like a... Not with the boys. Yeah, not with the boys.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Sie ist real. Sie ist, wer sie ist. No. Ich denke, du hast vorher angefangen.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Um, I didn't... Did you go back to comedy school and shit? Yeah, I was actually an actress first. I'm very high though, so I don't believe that. So I was an actress first. I didn't really start stand-up until I was like 35.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
So what, were you doing Suddenly Susan?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Suddenly Susan and, you know, guest spots or whatever and a lot of theater. How? And just actressy stuff and that's how I started. Everybody, anybody and everybody.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I do know, I've been sucking the wrong dick too.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's the strategy and the geography.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Can I share how much you guys mean to me in different times? I think I've said this to both of you, but I just want to share it. So I'll start with Lunel. Me. I was in Montreal and I did not have anything going on. I was working in Travel Channel. I wasn't doing stand-up a ton and I was nervous. And I was older. I think I was like 42. And I just felt like the business had passed me by.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And I felt old. And I was sitting outside a bar before I was doing a showcase. And Lunel came walking by. She went, hey, what are you doing? And I said, and she could tell I was nervous. She said, come in and have a drink with me. And we went in and we had a couple drinks. And you walked me through how... Fuck the industry, fuck the king makers, fuck them.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Production pause.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You make your own way, you do this your own way. This doesn't mean anything. We're just here to see our friends and that's why we're here. This is you, me and you having a moment like this. And I went up and I had a great set. And right after that I got fired from Travel Channel and I redid my life.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I agree. I call it burning desires. It's a therapy. I finished my tour on Sunday and let me tell you, I am so happy to be here and grateful because I know I'm going to emotionally plummet. And even though, you know, for me to go back on the road after all the crap I've been through.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Look, I don't sell the most tickets in the world, but I have a nice, like, steady where I can play boxes.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And I'm super grateful. You do the same venues we all do. You do big venues. And I'm thrilled.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
But I know this week... This week, I know, I gotta take care of myself every day because our mutual friend Sia said touring is like being in a kayak and you're white water rafting and you know the cliff is coming, but then when the cliff comes, you still go down.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, wow. 2000 hatte ich einen ICM-Showcase. Wir hatten beide den gleichen Agenten, Andy Cohen.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
She's going deep into it. There it is.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ja, ich erinnere mich an ihn.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Nicht den Bravo-Agenten. Nicht den Deadhead-Andy Cohen.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Und so hast du es gehostet. Die erste Person, die auf den Showcase ging, war Scott Henry. Die nächste Person, die auf den Showcase ging, war Earthquake.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You ready? Yeah, I think. I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
My new special Lucky is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I mean... He comes up and he goes, hey man, no one wants to go next. You were going to go sixth. Would you like to go next? In New York, I always felt like if someone did good, I could follow good. I could just ride their wave. And then if I got, you know, it was on me. Yeah. So, real quick, they grab you and they go, the next person going up is Burt Kreischer. And you're like, okay.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
And so you bring me up. And you go, Burt Kreischer. And I go up after an earthquake. My opening joke was, my name's Burt, hot sexy name. It's the last thing we're gonna hear during sex. Some chick on top of you in the dark going, ah, ah, ah, Burt. So I go, I go, shh, call me earthquake. And the place explodes, right? Explodes. And I do my seven minute set. And I have
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Es ist verrückt, in diesen alten Industrie-Tipps, als ich es tue, stehen Leute auf und gehen umher. Und ich bin so, warte, was ist los? Die Lachen sind groß. Und Kathy kam auf und das ist mein letzter Witz über das Dating-Spiel. Ja. Das war immer die Frage. Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I'm so glad I said that too. I'm so glad you heard it.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I walked off the stage, Andy Cohen and Barry Katz said, do not talk to anyone. And what was happening was, everyone was coming over to grab me. And they walked me out the back door, put me in a car and sent me away.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Don't make any big decisions.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Don't talk to nobody. Julie Pernworth was standing outside waiting for me. She goes, would you like to be in the TV show? Yes, dear.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Aber das ist, warum ihr Mädchen so wichtig für mich seid.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh ja, ich meine, jedes Mal, wenn ich dachte, dass das die Gag ist, die den nächsten führt, war es schwer. Und manchmal ist es so, dass eine Telefonrufe dein ganzes Leben verändert. Eine Telefonrufe. Es ist mir passiert.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
So wait, who are your ride or dies? Like, Rogan's one of my guys. When shit goes down with him, I pick his side. I don't give a fuck what anyone says.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh yeah, even just a phone call, like, I get a text from, I deal with a little OCD and like depression, or not depression, I don't know what that really is, but like OCD and like worrying, worrying and anxiety. And then you get one text in the morning of someone who watched your special, who you respect, and they're like, yo, today I'm gonna humble brag, edit his name out.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Bradley Cooper texted me.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, keep his name in mind.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay. By the way, this is how you ruin relationships in Hollywood. He's a friendship loser. I know.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
He talked to me this morning. Er hat gesagt, er liebt deine Specials, das ist fantastisch.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh mein Gott, das ist so seltsam. Okay, ich lasse dir ein Video-Message.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, but wait, do you call him, like, if you're having a hard day? Like, is he that kind of friend, too?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, I got it.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Okay, okay. Bradley, hi!
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's me, Lunell. I'm over here with...
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Like, I need advice. I'm going through some shit. Okay. Als er einen von seinen größten... Ich glaube, er hat einen von seinen größten gecancelt. Ich bin durchgegangen und habe ihn angerufen. Und ich habe gesagt, ich spreche über diesen und diesen. Und dann habe ich gemerkt, oh Scheiße, das Land versucht, ihn zu canceln. Ich habe gesagt, Joe, ich bin so sorry, Mann.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Hey, thank you for the text this morning. That was very sweet. Have a great day. You want to say something, Kathy?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Hi, Bradley Cooper. It's me, Kathy Griffin, and you're very talented. And fine.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Have a great day. Bye, Bradley. Okay. Motherfuckers, you don't get it. By the way, I just want you to see, who doesn't hit play on this video message? Who doesn't hit play on this video message?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Das ist wirklich lustig. Das ist wirklich lustig. Das ist wirklich lustig.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I don't really play with him like that.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Here, give me Anderson Cooper's number. I'll call her. Oh, no.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Don with a lemon. You got Don Lemon too?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Fuck, maybe I have it.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Are you calling right now?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Really? My phone is truly not functional.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, that's true. He does like five lives a day. Come on. No, no, I agree.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I love watching you find a straw with your tongue.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Sie geht... Klasse. Warte, Kathy.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ihr seid wett. Nehmt einen Moment. Es ist wie ein Wett-T-Shirt.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, das hat mich so hart gelacht. Nicht in der guten Weise. Nenn mich Don Lemon. Nenn Don Lemons Arsch.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich habe gesagt, wie geht es dir? Und er hat gesagt, alles gut. Ja, gut. Er schwebt nicht.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Es gibt keine Internet-Konnexion. Bitte lasst mich wissen. Ich würde Don Lemon nennen. Leute.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Kat would have gotten him out of prison for the day just to spend the day with Kat. And like then go back later.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Kat, one of the biggest compliments I ever got. Two of the best compliments I ever got was Dave's spell of Kat Williams. No, no, no, I'm talking about...
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, I like Lizzo bigger. I like Lizzo when Lizzo was Lizzo. When she forced her people to do the sex thing. I didn't need her in chat for the game.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
So you go to a couple stripper joints with your boss, big deal. And you're dancers, you're out on the road. I'm sorry, I think she got a wrong deal on that.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Und ich bin sicher, dass viele dieser Tänzer, die hier spielen, und ich entschuldige mich, aber es ist nicht aus der Welt der Möglichkeiten, zu denken, dass wenn du ein Show im Stadion gemacht hast und du Lizzo bist, vielleicht für Spaß, gehst du zu einem verdammten Strip-Joint und machst ein paar off-color-Geräusche, weil du in einem Strip-Joint bist, vielleicht hattest du ein paar Cocktails.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Und Kat. Und Kat. Und Kat.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I wasn't there, but I just think she got a raw deal.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I think she did too. Good for you. I did the same thing three months earlier with my whole team.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Visual movie role. Rosanna Tharp?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Und wisst ihr was?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ein bisschen. Ein bisschen. Ein bisschen. Ein bisschen.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Chappelle hat mir die... Was ist das? V-Drip?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Meine Widerung ist weg. Ich habe Spinnung.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I can't call Don Lemon because I don't have Wi-Fi.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Someone get her Wi-Fi real quick.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I'm just saying, you know. It would be great to close this out with a Don Lemon just read the camera.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I'm a willing participant in this twisted game.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I bet your numbers and your names in here are crazy. Of course. Yes.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I think you just need his number and call. Oh, great. The video. The video. The video. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Can I tell you something? Kat, you. Kat has not spoken to me since I made my ill-advised apology video for my Trump head picture, which I should not have made.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I just gotta send him that.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
He's a power bear.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I'm getting ready to go live to this crazy ass president. We're all fucking screwed. Put a tariff on that belly.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You don't got five... That might be my favorite comment I've ever made on a podcast. Five superstars.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Nobody's been cancelled like Kathy's been cancelled. You should do a show called Cancel Wars. Where you bring in people that are newly cancelled and then you are the judge and you're like, alright, here's the deal. It's like old school Henry V. I'm like, have the feds called?
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Submit it for the Emmy, like she said.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Or the Cable Ace Award. Or the E2 Award.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Or the E2 Award. We can do everything. Is your phone ringing again? Let's see if Bradley Cooper called you back.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, I love how you guys can talk to women.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
If Bradley called you back. Can I just show you? I got a FaceTime yesterday in bed. Random FaceTime. Oh, that wipes ass. It just went through. I got a FaceTime yesterday morning in bed at like 7am.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Tracy Morgan. Colin. Oh mein Gott.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I had the State Department calling me saying I was the face of ISIS. Look at me, I look like Riva.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You just classed up ISIS a little bit.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Artie Fuqua, ich habe auch einen Konto.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
A little bit, I don't mean to brag. But Kat was so mad at me that I apologized.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich kenne ihn seit sehr langem.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
May 16th at the Apollo. Yeah. What's our schedule look like? I'd like to come see that. I've never been to the Apollo.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I would love to go to the Apollo.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I know, I know, and I miss him because I think he's such a genius.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ich würde sagen, ich würde einfach sagen, Mädchen, es war ein epischer Episode.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
The sauce is enough.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Just squeeze it. You gotta do it a couple of times.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
The Vietnamese soft, soft, soft ones. I'm not using any racial slice.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
That is not Bradley Cooper, but it's important to know. Very important. Important to know.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
That's a small torch. I don't know what you call it, but you might call it a lighter. It's a small torch.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
The cartel will meet. I know.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ladies and Gentlemen, that was a great episode of Something's Burning. Thank you. Thank you, Kathy Griffin. You guys are fucking legends. You mean a lot to me. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. Yeah.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
It's a blowtorch. Don't get any of my hairpiece. This costs a fortune.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
This episode was brought to you by The Machine.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
So then also, a fish sandwich has to have fries, but we're going to class it up. I got fries, I got garlic, I got truffle oil. How long have you been doing this? I've been doing this for a while.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
So you're just like judging. You're just a little judgy.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I'm gonna bake them and then I'm gonna... But this is the best. Because when you hear things that black people say about white people and you go, wait, you guys don't do that? Like wearing your socks in an airplane and going to the bathroom in your socks.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh nein, Junge!
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ja, ich habe zwei Bullmastiffs. Wer ist die mysteriöse Person, mit der ich spreche?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Are you live streaming this?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
My name is Tom Segura. Here's my problem with Jews. Oh, wait a minute.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Oh, this is going to be so good.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Under the umbrella of satire.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Will they get the fuck out?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Under the umbrella of satire. Kathy. Yes.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Liebster schwarzer Komedian?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
No, this is what you do. You go, Roseanne, you said some stuff about the Jews and you call that lady a monkey.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Kat. Kat? Ja. Wie klingt er? Ich... Ich... Zuerst mal, ich mag es nicht, wenn man sich vergleicht, weil sie so anders sind. Ich kenne David seit er 18 Jahre alt ist und ich finde, er ist großartig. Ich weiß, wie viel du Kat liebst. Ich glaube, es gibt etwas über Kat, das Andy Kaufmann-esk ist, in dem er ein eindeutiger Geist ist. Und ich weiß nicht, ob Kat was er tut, was er tut. Nein.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Es kommt einfach raus, wie nichts, was ich je gesehen habe.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Schau, er hat einen Thermometer. Ein Kompliment von Kat und ein Kompliment von Dave. Als ein weißer Komiker ist es besser als ein Oscar.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Ah, no explosions.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
What do we want this, 150?
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
You'll have to... 350.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Here's something special for first timers. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss. Bis zum nächsten Mal. Tschüss. Bonusbets expire 168 hours after issuance.
Bertcast
Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Cocktail time, cocktail time. Okay, but what are you waiting for? Like, what's going to be the thing that makes you release it? The thing about it is...
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
Sound of Madness and all the classics you'll love alongside some of the never before performed deep cuts. And of course, the mind-blowing production of Pyro, the band is known for. And I am telling you, I've seen that firsthand. We saw them on tour. Our whole group saw them. And it was one of the most amazing shows.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
They play acoustic. I'm telling you, Zach, Okay, I got one for you. Believe it or not, I have only written for one other person in my whole life besides myself. I write all my own stuff.
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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08
I wrote a joke for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Ich liebe ihn, ich lebe ihn. Er präsentierte sich an der Demokratischen Nationenkonvention, als Hillary da war. Sein Manager rief mich an und fragte, ob ich Jokes habe. Ich sagte, dass ich kein klassischer Joke-Writer bin.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Why "The Let Them Theory" is Terrible Advice For Women, Plus Celebs and the Dangers of Ozempic
Case in point, a dinner at the legendary talent agent Sue Manger's house, in which I was privileged to be invited. It was, I think, only eight people there, and one of them was the great Jack Nicholson. So when Hammy showed up, I swear to God, inside I was like, oh, great. He even says to me, he goes, what are you doing here? Anyway, he proceeded to get very drunk during the coffee table portion.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Why "The Let Them Theory" is Terrible Advice For Women, Plus Celebs and the Dangers of Ozempic
And then it was time for dinner. Sue sat hammy next to me, which was uncomfortable, but I wasn't going to bother her. But at least Jack Nicholson was there. And I could focus on hopefully getting to know one of the great actors of our time.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Why "The Let Them Theory" is Terrible Advice For Women, Plus Celebs and the Dangers of Ozempic
Then Jack, who usually directs whatever he's saying to seemingly like the world at large, he actually focused on me and he went off on this tangent about Rupert Murdoch almost getting a pie in the face during a parliamentary hearing in England. You can look up the clip. Anyway, I was asking Jack about why he was so interested in this and he started doing an imitation of
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Why "The Let Them Theory" is Terrible Advice For Women, Plus Celebs and the Dangers of Ozempic
of Murdoch, the right-wing media mogul, and I was in heaven. And then Hammy picks that moment when Jack Nicholson is talking to me to start whispering like boozy, stupid, yammering attempts at jokes in my ear. So the first one was, you know, your Emmy isn't a real Emmy. I was like, whatever. So I kind of just ignored him. Then the next one, he just goes, you're so old.
The Nerve with Maureen Callahan
Why "The Let Them Theory" is Terrible Advice For Women, Plus Celebs and the Dangers of Ozempic
I just swear to God, I said it out of the side of my mouth. I go, not now. And then he kept going. Stuff like, do you know how old you look? Finally, I just fucking snap. I just turn. I go, look, you can't keep up. You're outclassed. Zip it. Jack's talking.