Kathleen Madigan
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Yeah, and I was fishing like three coves over and there were actually cows in it. So, you know, they came down to get a drink and they went all the way in. But I just wouldn't wear your best swimming suit here. Not a white one, not a white one. Yeah, I mean, I'll still get in and I'll still eat the fish. Although I probably should. There's a DuPont chemical factory. Oh, God. Yeah, I know.
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But I ate a bass out of here like two years ago. I'm fine.
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Das Gute ist, wenn du auf einem Meer bist, sind die Steine weniger wahrscheinlich als ein mannschaftliches Meer, wo sie sich in diesen Böden sehr komfortabel befinden.
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Ja, seit Jahren und Jahren. Und die Wasserbocken sind, sie sind gewaltig, sie sind aggressiv. Und hier, die Meerseite, hält zumindest alles los. Ja. Also, ja.
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No, I would never go beyond the night I'm in. But that's just... That's kind of how I live my entire life. There have been nights or a corporate gig that's just terrible. I did one in Miami and half of them didn't speak English. I'm like, really? I think it was Deutsche Bank. I'm like, did we have to ask this on the questionnaire? Do you speak English? I thought that was a given.
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There have been nights that have been very frustrating. But that's the great thing about stand-up to me is that Tomorrow is a brand new day. This is where I was saying to my brother after the Super Bowl, if you're Patrick Mahomes, you have to wait all the way till next September to... Ja, das ist ein ganz neuer Tag. Just other entertainment, you don't get that chance the next night.
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Wenn du es zu hart denkst, wirst du weglaufen. Du würdest einfach sagen, das ist verrückt. Was machen wir? Ich habe an einem Funny Bone in einem Mall angefangen. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
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Yeah, I like being solo because I feel like it's all on me, whether it's good or bad. That's why I hate improv. Like, I just don't want to rely on other people.
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Like, if we're going to win, I'm winning. If I lose, I lose. But this whole, you know, there's six of us and let's see what happens.
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I used to do a joke a long time ago about the figure skaters that are the pairs. And like, you know, when the other person falls, the other person is always very nice about it. And I just don't know that I could control my temper like that. Like I might skate around just to chop off one of his fingers while he's down there. So this is why we're not on the cereal box.
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Because you couldn't keep your shit together. And now I don't get a medal. I don't know that I could be that forgiving when all you've done for 10 years is work on one thing.
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Gott, ich habe keine Tänzer. Ich bin nur fünf Fuß groß. Ich fühle mich nicht genug für so eine große Stage. Es scheint, als wären wir verpasst. People.
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If you think about it too hard, you will run away. Ja, ja. Yeah, I mean, I've never freaked out enough to actually think about running away, but if you thought about it too long, you might, I think. If you're a normal person and not some crazy malignant narcissist, I mean, you're gonna go, whoa, this is a lot.
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Only at corporate gigs and I try not to do them anymore. Because people don't understand that a corporate gig, not everybody there wanted to see comedy, they're not my fans, they're whoever they are. It's playing Russian Roulette. There's gonna be four shows that went fine. But two are gonna be bullets to your soul. And they will kill you. And it's awful. But otherwise, no, I don't get nervous.
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There's too much, yeah, that's ill-defined. And at this point, thankfully, I make enough money. I don't need that money, so I can just pass, which is great.
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Yeah, the bone. But I was lucky because I was in St. Louis and that was their headquarters back then.
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So as soon as I got good enough to be an opening act, they booked me in all the funny bones twice a year. So boom, that's a 30 week. Yeah. I started in 88, like going to open mic nights and stuff. And then in August of 89, I went on the road, like forever. Like I never came back.
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That's why when people go, how long is the tour? I'm like, well, so far, 35 years. I'll let you know. I'll let you know when I put my suitcase away for real and the cat doesn't get mad at me. I'll let you know right now.
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I still love the road. I don't care where it's at. I'll go anywhere. I like to see what's going on. I like to know. I don't care if it's Cedar Falls or Chicago or Minneapolis, wherever. I don't care if it's cold. I don't like the airport part.
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That part, even if you have all the fancy stuff. I have clear and I have TSA pre-check. Doesn't matter. No, flying first class now is really privately.
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Right, right, right. So that part absolutely sucks and it keeps getting worse every year, every year, every year. That's why when I see the older flight attendants, I know they're going to be crabby. Yeah. Sie sind mein Alter und sie haben das schon immer gemacht und die Situation wird jedes Jahr größer. Die Leute sind krass, die Flugzeuge, es fliegen Türen aus, um Gottes willen. Ich weiß.
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Es ist verrückt. Ich habe es nie gedacht, wenn ich in der Ausflugstraße bin, dass die Türen ausfallen. Ich gehe immer dafür. Nicht mehr. Ich würde sitzen, wo es keine Türen gibt. So, I hate that part, but I like, when I get there, I have so much fun to see what's going on. But I never wanted to do anything else either. Like, I know a lot of people like acting, and no, zero interest.
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I went one time, Louis Black's one of my best friends, and he was doing an episode of The Big Bang Theory, and he made me go. I did not want to go. I'm like, Lou, I'll watch it when it's on. I don't want to... Seven hours! We were there for... 4 bis 11 Uhr, ich und sein Assistent trinken einen Löffel Wein. Ich memorisiere seine Lieder. Ich memorisiere das ganze Skript um 11 Uhr. Ich liebe das.
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Und ich bin so, war das lustig für dich, Lou? Weil du nicht viel Geld verdienst. Ja. Du hättest viel mehr Geld verdient, wenn du diese Woche auf der Straße warst. Wie, hast du das genossen? Jetzt, er macht das. Er mag das Arbeiten. Lou ist besser in ein paar Filmen. Ja. Er mag die Kunst davon oder was auch immer.
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He's a ton of fun and he's got a lot of interest. He writes plays and I always make fun of him. I'm like, you majored in playwriting? What year was that? That's like saying you're a cobbler. Who does that, Luke? And he's like, oh, they just didn't reach the Midwest, Kathleen. You don't know. There's things going on. There are things going on. And he's... He's right. In New York it's a thing.
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And people didn't like it. No, he was the weirdest person I think I ever initially met. We were at Catch a Rising Star in Chicago. It was in a Hyatt. And he went up and I'm like, Who is this guy? What is he doing? He is not doing traditional stand-up. I mean, I'd only been doing it maybe four years, so I hadn't seen everything, but I'd seen a lot.
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And I'd seen the ones, you know, everybody, the Jeff Fox, or these Seinfelds in the clubs, Rich Jenny, all those guys. And then Lou comes, I'm like, oh, he doesn't understand this format at all, but I love it. Like, it was crazy. It was a crazy person. Yeah. But I liked it. I know.
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I had to teach him, though, like in the Midwest. I remember we did Omaha one time and I guess we were co-headlining maybe. I said, I'll go first, you go second. I'm always, I'll go first, first one to the bar. As soon as I'm done, I'm first one to the bar. That's true. I don't have an ego thing about being the headliner or going last, but he was going on stage and
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He's always very political and we're in Omaha, Nebraska. And he's like, I don't think it's going as well here. I said, here's the thing, Lou. It's the Midwest. We're a little polite and we'd like to... Maybe you could open your act with something about the weather. Just a little tiny thing that's not hard. You don't need to come out screaming that George W. Bush is an asshole. Let's just...
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Maybe start with your impression of Nebraska. And he was like, yeah, you're right. I go, you're a lot for the Midwest. You're a lot. You're a big barking dog. And they don't know if you're friendly or not friendly. So come out a little friendly.
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Philly to this day is a... Scary place. It's a hard city. They are hardcore. I mean, I got it now. But initially I was like, are they gonna laugh at the same stuff? And they did. I mean, I think always my act will be more... It will resonate more with the Midwest or South than... Like, I'm not very woke. But I don't like the term woke either, because it implies the other side's asleep.
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I'm like, no. I'm like an old dog with one eye open on the couch. I'm kind of awake. I'm not woke. I'm never going to be the one trying to... I don't know, make new waves or convince people of anything. It's complete nonsense. Like, I view my act like the movie Arthur, which I love. Oh, I love that movie too. It's an hour escape.
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Weißt du, ich werde nie bekannt sein wie viele Comics, die sagen, oh, das ist so grundsätzlich, oder edgy, oder ich bin edgy in meinem eigenen Midwest-politen Weg.
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Aber du musst es suchen, du musst es wissen, ich tricke Leute manchmal auf den Grund.
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You don't have to tell me who. No, I can't even remember who. It's somebody who paced a lot. Chris Rock? It might have been Chris or something. Madigan, you gotta move it a little bit more. I'm like, no, I don't. The job says stand-up comedy. I'm standing up.
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Me and Ron White, who's one of my best friends, we are of the opinion, for us, if you can stand still, for an hour and keep everyone's attention, your material is great. Fair enough. And I became friends with Robin Williams because we did all those Iraq tours. He's a very sweet man. But the running around and the sweating and the jumping, I want to grab him and go, just stand still for two jokes.
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Just to humor me. Just stand there. But, you know, everybody's got their own little style and their own little whatever and
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He admitted what was going on. You also shouldn't be sweating that perfume.
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Like in a theater, they'll go, do you need any towels? I'm like, if I need a towel, you need to take me to a hospital. I'm going out there talking. There shouldn't be any sweating involved. The lights aren't that hot. Come on, you guys. They're not.
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Oh, we went on two, but they were long. They were like all of December. And here was the craziest thing I've ever seen. I've never been around a global star. Like, I've been around comedians, you know, Gary Shandling, people that were stars here. Even Roseanne, like she really wasn't. ein Film-Globalstar, wie Robin. Jeder kennt Robin, jeder.
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Wir waren im Krankenhaus und sie sagten, das ist so, wie nicht bemerkenswert ich war, sie sagten, oh, es gibt einige Soldaten aus Georgia. Und ich war so, What? From Atlanta? They meant the country. Right. I forgot there was a country in Georgia. But they kind of speak Russian. And Robin went in there to this kid, like an 18-year-old guy, and just started speaking Russian. Really?
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It was the craziest shit I've ever seen. I'm like, is that from Moscow on the Hudson? Did you really learn all that? He's like, yeah, I just became interested. It was crazy. Es war wie, ich weiß nicht, wie ein Magiker. Ein Magiker, ja, was ich sagen wollte. Er war sehr süß und leise gesprochen.
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Ich habe eigentlich seine ernsthafte Arbeit über die Komödie preferiert, weil die Komödie für mich zu frenetisch war. Aber er wusste das, ich habe ihm das gesagt. Ich bin so, ich wünsche dir, dass du einfach aufhören würdest.
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Yeah, like Awakenings was a great movie. You know, like there's where he... Das war für mich der echte Robin. Und dann der Stand-Up, er ging zu Juilliard, er ist ein Schauspieler. Ich fühlte, als ob er manchmal ein Schauspieler war, als ein Komedian.
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Und, weißt du, kein Schaden, kein Fall. Leute können auf der Bühne alles tun, was sie wollen. Aber ich preferierte einfach den normalen Mann, mit dem ich für Stunden auf der Busse fuhr, um Afghanistan zu fahren.
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Although as a kid I really did look forward to working with you at 7.30 on Tuesday nights. I remember when it was on.
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No, I think I'm a pretty good editor in my mind of what my family will tolerate. Although I did post a joke from a while back about me, quote, ruining Christmas. My sister, my sister goes, this was recently. She goes, hey, all these people are from Facebook. All my friends are calling. I never said you ruined Christmas. I said you absolutely did. How do you think I, I didn't write that as a joke.
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The whole situation happened. Sie sagt, oh, vielleicht habe ich es gemacht. Ich sagte, ich habe nie etwas auf der Bühne gesagt, was nicht passiert ist oder nicht die Wahrheit war. Nun, sagen wir mal, dass eine Schwester verheiratet wird und es schrecklich ist.
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Ja. Und es gibt sieben von uns. Und, weißt du, mein Vater ist weggegangen, aber meine Mutter ist noch wach. Also habe ich acht Leute. Also ich werde dich einfach wegnehmen. Wenn dein Leben schrecklich ist, werde ich dich einfach wegnehmen. Ja, dann muss jemand anderes.
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I'm like, do you care if I say, Matt, that's one of my sister's husbands, that when you met Matt, he didn't know what religion he was? Is that going to make him seem stupid? And she goes, oh, I don't think he'd care at all. I'm like, great, okay, great, because I'm already doing it on stage. I just wanted permission to do it on film on April 26th.
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Not really, no. So, my sister, we're all Catholic, and if I married you, I don't really care if you become Catholic. But my sister did, because they're going to have kids, and she wants this cohesive. And I think on some level, my sister still thinks you might not make it into heaven if you didn't sign up. I don't agree with that, but this is where we part ways.
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Und Matt ist so, ich bin christlich. Er ist wie ein russischer Typ, der uns regiert. Und ich sage, richtig, aber welcher Art von Christen? Er sagt, well, Kathleen, I don't really know. I go, okay, Matt, when you drove up to the building.
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Did it say, like, United Methodist or Lutheran? He goes, well, I don't think it really said anything. It was just a white building. I'm like, well, this is some little house on the prairie shit, man. Like... Wow, it's just a white country building? Yeah. I go, so you were obviously some form of Protestant. He goes, no, no, we weren't protesting nothing. I'm like, okay.
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All right, Matt, I'm just telling you, don't agree to her terms. Because if you have, it's like six weeks of classes. It's not like joining a mega church where you just walk right in. No, no, no, no, no.
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oder es könnte eine Netflix gewesen sein, einer von ihnen, ich weiß nicht, es ist egal. Sie sagten, oh, du hast all diese Lachen über deine Eltern, und denkst du, du könntest ihnen ein Ausdruck geben, dass es okay ist? Ich sage, nein. Ja, ich sage, nein, ich habe nicht. Ich sage, ich habe meine Eltern gefreut. Die ganze Zeit.
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They answer, which they won't, because the cell phones are never charged. And I'm going to give you their email. They'll probably open it in 2027. I'm not doing that. I'm not going through that with my mom and dad. So you're just going to have to take the risk that I've made a lot of fun of Jack and Vicky. That's the first time anybody ever said...
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Well, you really think my own family is going to sue you for avoiding me? Yes. Like, I was just like, this is... Really? I guess it's cover your ass, but I mean, Jack and Vicky at age 78, really? I mean, he was a lawyer, but he's not even licensed anymore. He can't do anything. That expired years ago.
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Right, but then on Baby Reindeer, you didn't check anything. Right, true. Oh my God, you're telling me that I need to get all this clearance to make fun of my mom and dad at Home Depot or something. Meanwhile, you have a lady's life that you said is a true story, and that's not the lady.
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Oh my God. I'm like, where were your lawyers then? I don't get that. I never did get that one.
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Are you the wrong woman? Well, they didn't do one thing to change her identity. They matched it identically. She was a little overweight, Scottish, a lawyer. Those were her jobs. So all you would have had to do is make her American. Or why can't a crazy person be skinny? Make her a skinny lady. Or make her British. They just copied. And then the internet immediately knew...
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It's Fiona. Uh-oh. And you presented it as a true story. And then when you go look at it all, she didn't go to prison. There's all kinds of stuff in there that's not true.
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Well, this wasn't really a trend that would have affected me, but I never stopped laughing for a two-year period. Every guy sounded like Mitch Hedberg.
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The trends that I always see, and they come and they go, is dirty comedy, clean comedy. And like... Ja, genau. Es ist nur ein Beweis, dass mir die Worte nicht wichtig sind. Es ist die Person, die die Worte bekommt.
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Es ist auf dich, weil ich hatte diese unabhängige Frau auf der Straße in Oklahoma City gekommen und sie hat einen blauen Tarp gedrängt und sie war klar, sie war wie ein unerlittenes Zigarettengewebe getrunken und ich hatte einen Leiter. So I thought, well, I'll see if she wants a light. But she already came up yelling at me in Spanish. Just screaming. And I was like, I don't know, lady.
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I don't know what she said. She could have called me a hundred cuss words. It doesn't matter because I didn't understand it. It's your interpretation of that. So the clean, dirty thing... I've just always... Well, I've never been dirty. I'm not going to get up and do the... Yeah, you're not doing dick jokes. No, I'm not. I just would never... Don't we have anything else to talk about?
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I mean, my God. I just always thought that was low-hanging fruit. I'm not doing it. And clean... Define clean. I don't even like the labels of all that. I mean, people are making money off of it. Good for you guys. But I just don't... Was bedeutet das? Also ist es nicht offensiv für einen Achtjährigen? Aber ich meine, das ist okay, wenn das, was du tun willst.
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Aber in der Komödie bin ich 38, bin 48, bin 58, bin nicht acht. Das ist wahr. Ja, das ist wahr.
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Yeah, conversation. I mean, my parents... Es war immer berühmter für mich, dass im Süden vor allem, verdammt, es offensiver ist als andere Worte, die man... Oh, ja. Oh, ja. I mean, it wasn't just a throwaway word. She was pissed. Like, the crockpot didn't broke or something. And then it would be like, god damn it. And I thought, okay. And they never seemed to care if we said it.
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I mean, as a woman, we're like 18. Not when we're 8, but 8 to 18. So... Ich habe nicht das gleiche Verhältnis, wie das Geburten in meinem Haus immer geht. Sie würden nicht so weit gehen, aber Scheiße und verdammt und all das. Ja, also für mich ist das einfach so, wie du sprichst.
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Das ist das frustrierende Teil. Es gibt einige dumme Road-Comics, die Diktate machen, aber du trinkst mit ihnen und ich bin so, oh, süß, süß, süß, süß, süß, süß, süß. Those people never make me frustrated because they're doing what they can do. That's the best they can do.
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There's at least 10 throughout the years I could put on a vision board that I remember from the day. And they make their money, they get their free drinks, and they're happy. So, you know. It's a nice little job, if you don't mind being gone. We got a dumb rabbit with a dumb act. It was five blocks to get in and it's a Tuesday.
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Oh yeah, he came up here during COVID. He had nowhere to go.
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Yeah, I go, well, last I heard, you have a bus and a plane. Yeah. And like the golf court, we like to golf and he loves to fish. I'm like, yeah, come on up. So he was here for a while. Oh, Spaß. Ein paar Wochen zumindest. Und er war, nach einer Woche davon, er sagt, Maddy, ist es nicht einfach erstaunlich, wie unvergesslich wir in den Retirement geflogen sind?
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Ich liebe es. Ich verliere den Weg nicht. Ich brauche nicht auf der Bühne zu sein. Ich meine, ich liebe den Weg, aber das ist großartig. Ich könnte einen Katzen bekommen. Das ist verrückt. Ich habe nie mehr zwei Wochen in einer Runde geblieben, seit ich 23 Jahre alt war. I love that. We had a blast. We got up, we went fishing, then we go golfing, then we come back and go fishing again.
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And like anything we wanted to do was still open. You can go on the lake, you can go golfing. Even the golf course up by my house has like outdoor bar and all that. So we could still... trinken. Oh mein Gott. Like Louis was trapped in an apartment in New York.
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And then he started going crazier and crazier like week by week like this cooped up crazy person. And I'm like, dude, you need to get out of there. Yeah. So then he came here and I'm like, you're gonna have to he was screaming at the television. Dude, I am already in realization fun mode. Yeah. And you're gonna need to catch up. Yes. Or you're going back to New York to your little chicken place.
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Und ich habe es so schlecht gedacht, weil ich einen Blast während Covid habe, weil ich Relativen habe, die Ärzte und Lehrer sind. Und es war brutal. Meine eine Schwester ist ein Lehrer und die Kids zeigen sich nicht an und die Leute schreien und schreien und I was like, oh yeah, I don't know. I caught three crappies. Too bad. And a margarita. And a Ron White. Me and Ron saw two snakes.
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Okay, because the South was a lot more loosey-goosey with the rules.
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V.a. wenn du kein professioneller Bowler bist. Ich stelle seltsame Bowlingballen an, seltsame Schuhe an. Alles wird gebohrt.
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Ich denke, es wäre ein Indoor-Sport, der weniger gross wäre. Ich fahre andere grossen Schuhe an.
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Good golf buddies are here and friends are here and we all still, nothing really changed except we're outside. I mean, but we're out there anyway. Like, I don't really, turns out I don't do much inside. So, I mean, you could still go on these awesome, then I got every hike that was available in Tennessee. That was what I wanted to do. I could drive up to Missouri and hang out in the Ozarks.
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That was, we went viral. Oh yeah, I remember seeing that. Ja. Ja. I don't need that. I'll never understand the people, the Elons, the Dick Cheneys. How much money do you have to have? Well, when is it enough? When is enough enough? For me, I know it's enough when all the bills are paid and then there's a retirement savings and my brother says I'm good. Then that's enough.
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That's right. He retired and then he unretired. So I lost my retirement buddy. He's got to retire again.
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It's an easy drive from Atlanta. There's really, there's no rules in our golf course. We could go out as a five-some. It's no problem.
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Thanks guys, I had a good time too. I watched some of your other ones too, so I'm just here to say as a viewer person, you should go watch their other ones. The one with Fortune, I liked a lot. Oh, we love Fortune. I love Fortune. And I watched a lot of Louis's, but I just feel like he's just in my living room. So I'm like, okay, he's, yeah.
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It's a good podcast. Oh, thank you. Congratulations.
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She says no. I have to respect that. Oh, she says no. Yeah, she doesn't want it.
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She doesn't want it. She wants no part of, like, so I do the comic trick. I repeat what she says. Yeah, yeah. But I can't make another adult. And that was my tech guru during COVID when I started the podcast. So I can't fire paddles.
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I try to repeat it. I take no offense to that. Believe me, I've heard it before through the team email and stuff. They're like, give her a microphone. I'm like, I can't make adults do what they don't want to do. And then I just say, it's free, man. Yeah, exactly.
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She goes, oh, here. And roots through her giant purse and goes, take this. And I took it. And about a second later I hear, oh.
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She goes, did you swallow that? Yep. Sure did. What color was it? I don't know, Mom. I don't know. I didn't look at what color it was. Kathleen, why didn't you look at what color the pill was?
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Wie geht es dir? Hallo. Ich bin gut. Ich bin gut. Ich versuche, herauszufinden, wo ich heute Abend von einem Tornado aussteigen werde, mit meinem Bottle von Jameson in einem Hockey-Hotel. Da hast du es, die wichtigen Dinge. Weil ich in Tennessee kein Wohnzimmer habe, weil sie sagten, es würde zu viel Geld kosten, um all das Rock zu schlagen. Ja, du kannst nicht in den Rock schlagen.
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Nein, wenn sie es Rocky Top nennen, ist das Lied nicht verrückt. Das ist wahr.
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Hard white rock, that's all I know. To build a basement would be like an extra 200 grand because of the dynamite.
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Do you think 95-5 rule? 5% I might die? Yeah. 95% Chance I won't. Yeah, you could get struck by a bus tomorrow though.
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Yeah, I got a pool. That wasn't cheap either. That was a big dynamite. That was a big blast.
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Well, Davidson County, but I'm not downtown. I'm out by the airport, which is even better. It's only eight minutes door to door from the airport, but it's on a lake, which is really a river. I've come to figure out, Tennessee, we all have different definitions of lakes. This is a working river, like barges come through and stuff. Oh.