Katherine

Hello. Can you guys hear me?

Hello. Can you guys hear me?

Yes.

Yes.

I'm actually in Santa Monica.

I'm actually in Santa Monica.

You guys always make jokes about the West Side. I don't agree. Yeah, tell us. We're happy to have pushback. Make your case. Well, I'm just more of an outdoorsy person. And so I like the closeness to the beach and the bike path is nice. Obviously, it's not a great time to go to Malibu right now, but I like the closeness to that area. The congestion of the east side really stresses me out.

You guys always make jokes about the West Side. I don't agree. Yeah, tell us. We're happy to have pushback. Make your case. Well, I'm just more of an outdoorsy person. And so I like the closeness to the beach and the bike path is nice. Obviously, it's not a great time to go to Malibu right now, but I like the closeness to that area. The congestion of the east side really stresses me out.

Yeah, it's just more for me. That's all.

Yeah, it's just more for me. That's all.

Yeah, I've been like one time. It was good.

Yeah, I've been like one time. It was good.

I love goat cheese and pine nuts.

I love goat cheese and pine nuts.

No, I'm not from Santa Monica. I actually ended up at Cedar Point. I was on a mission trip with my youth group, which is not what you guys were expecting, I'm sure.

No, I'm not from Santa Monica. I actually ended up at Cedar Point. I was on a mission trip with my youth group, which is not what you guys were expecting, I'm sure.

So we basically were going to Cleveland and we were helping a church plant and we were doing city beautification, like picking up trash, planting trees. And I was in high school at the time. And so our reward day, our off day was we're going to take all these high school kids to Cedar Point. Nice.

So we basically were going to Cleveland and we were helping a church plant and we were doing city beautification, like picking up trash, planting trees. And I was in high school at the time. And so our reward day, our off day was we're going to take all these high school kids to Cedar Point. Nice.

And I was not looking forward to it because I am terrified of roller coasters. Oh, okay. I hate heights, so it wasn't for me. And I just remember my friends were like, oh, come on, Katherine. Don't be scared. You got to face your fears. Like, just go on some rides. And I really, really didn't want to, but I'm also a teenager and was easily peer pressured into everything.

And I was not looking forward to it because I am terrified of roller coasters. Oh, okay. I hate heights, so it wasn't for me. And I just remember my friends were like, oh, come on, Katherine. Don't be scared. You got to face your fears. Like, just go on some rides. And I really, really didn't want to, but I'm also a teenager and was easily peer pressured into everything.

We get there and I go on my first ride. I remember it. It was green. It was called the Raptor.

We get there and I go on my first ride. I remember it. It was green. It was called the Raptor.

Do you know it?

Do you know it?

But I go on this ride called the Raptor and it's intense. It goes upside down and I'm not feeling so hot after the first ride. No, of course not. And I'm like, OK, this is not great. I just got to get through the day. Well, then I got peer pressured again to get on a stand up roller coaster. Oh, I love those. It's called the Mantis. And I don't even know if they still have it.

But I go on this ride called the Raptor and it's intense. It goes upside down and I'm not feeling so hot after the first ride. No, of course not. And I'm like, OK, this is not great. I just got to get through the day. Well, then I got peer pressured again to get on a stand up roller coaster. Oh, I love those. It's called the Mantis. And I don't even know if they still have it.

I don't know if it's safe. So I go on that ride. And after that ride, I am feeling very, very, very bad. I was like, this is not good. You need to like stand up for yourself and say no. Yeah. We take a break. We're hungry. Because I'm an idiot and 17, I order a burger, fries, and a milkshake. Oh.

I don't know if it's safe. So I go on that ride. And after that ride, I am feeling very, very, very bad. I was like, this is not good. You need to like stand up for yourself and say no. Yeah. We take a break. We're hungry. Because I'm an idiot and 17, I order a burger, fries, and a milkshake. Oh.

I was like, oh, I'm starving. Like, I'll eat. It'll be great. When we are at Cedar Point, it is the dead of summer. It is 93 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, sweaty, gross, not a fun time. So after lunch, I'm like, okay, mentally, I'm done. I'm not doing this.

I was like, oh, I'm starving. Like, I'll eat. It'll be great. When we are at Cedar Point, it is the dead of summer. It is 93 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, sweaty, gross, not a fun time. So after lunch, I'm like, okay, mentally, I'm done. I'm not doing this.

A lot of people were complaining about their thighs rubbing together and just general back sweatiness.

A lot of people were complaining about their thighs rubbing together and just general back sweatiness.

Very, very hot, not feeling great. So after lunch, we're walking around and I get in a group of people and my crush, and he's like, let's all go ride Millennium Force. Oh.

Very, very hot, not feeling great. So after lunch, we're walking around and I get in a group of people and my crush, and he's like, let's all go ride Millennium Force. Oh.

I'm like, OK, I have to do this because I can't embarrass myself in front of my crush. I have to go ride Millennium Force.

I'm like, OK, I have to do this because I can't embarrass myself in front of my crush. I have to go ride Millennium Force.

This is really upsetting. I get on the ride. I'm sitting there. My entire youth group is in the line behind me. I'm one of the first groups to go. My friend Reagan is sitting to my right. My friend Emily is sitting in front of me. My friend Natalie is in line. As soon as the ride takes off, I'm like, oh, no, this is bad. Where's the crush? He's in line.

This is really upsetting. I get on the ride. I'm sitting there. My entire youth group is in the line behind me. I'm one of the first groups to go. My friend Reagan is sitting to my right. My friend Emily is sitting in front of me. My friend Natalie is in line. As soon as the ride takes off, I'm like, oh, no, this is bad. Where's the crush? He's in line.

No, he's not on the ride with me. Oh, thank goodness. So I don't even scream during the ride because I'm just so terrified. And usually I'm like a big screamer on roller coasters because I'm scared of them and don't like them. I'm afraid to open my mouth. I make it through the ride and I pull into where they load the people on and off.

No, he's not on the ride with me. Oh, thank goodness. So I don't even scream during the ride because I'm just so terrified. And usually I'm like a big screamer on roller coasters because I'm scared of them and don't like them. I'm afraid to open my mouth. I make it through the ride and I pull into where they load the people on and off.

And as soon as we click into place, I lean over and just puke everywhere.

And as soon as we click into place, I lean over and just puke everywhere.

On the ride itself. Like, I lean over my legs and puke everywhere.

On the ride itself. Like, I lean over my legs and puke everywhere.

The whole youth group is in the line and sees this happen. My friend Reagan is trying to comfort me. My friend Emily is like, what's going on? Because she heard it but didn't see me because she's in front of me.

The whole youth group is in the line and sees this happen. My friend Reagan is trying to comfort me. My friend Emily is like, what's going on? Because she heard it but didn't see me because she's in front of me.

Yeah. So then I asked Natalie, I was like, well, what happened? What did you see? She was like, well, I just remember you being scared and being really proud of you. Like, oh, she made it. Like she did a good job. And then she sees me throw up and she's like, oh no. I start like hysterically crying because I'm just so embarrassed. I'm like, you guys made me do this.

Yeah. So then I asked Natalie, I was like, well, what happened? What did you see? She was like, well, I just remember you being scared and being really proud of you. Like, oh, she made it. Like she did a good job. And then she sees me throw up and she's like, oh no. I start like hysterically crying because I'm just so embarrassed. I'm like, you guys made me do this.

I didn't want to get on these rides. Like, I hate you guys. I was guilting them.

I didn't want to get on these rides. Like, I hate you guys. I was guilting them.

You think the story ends there. It doesn't. I get off the ride and I'm like having to be comforted. And meanwhile, in the corner of my eye, I see the summer high school worker coming with like the broom and the sweet pan.

You think the story ends there. It doesn't. I get off the ride and I'm like having to be comforted. And meanwhile, in the corner of my eye, I see the summer high school worker coming with like the broom and the sweet pan.

He doesn't get paid enough to do that. I'm getting off the ride. I'm so embarrassed. I'm still crying. And our adult leader, her name's Miss Kelly. She came over to comfort me. I'm just trying to get out of there. I make it to the front of the ride and reminding you guys, it's a 93 degree day. And I had just thrown up all of my fluids, all of my food I ingested that day.

He doesn't get paid enough to do that. I'm getting off the ride. I'm so embarrassed. I'm still crying. And our adult leader, her name's Miss Kelly. She came over to comfort me. I'm just trying to get out of there. I make it to the front of the ride and reminding you guys, it's a 93 degree day. And I had just thrown up all of my fluids, all of my food I ingested that day.

I collapsed right outside the front of the ride.

I collapsed right outside the front of the ride.

Oh, this is a really bad day.

Oh, this is a really bad day.

It's probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. I pass out. Okay, millennial force.

It's probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. I pass out. Okay, millennial force.

Yeah, it's common because it's a crazy ride. So I pass out in front of the ride. I don't remember a lot of this part. I had to like ask my friends, like, can you fill in the gaps? They call like an emergency cart. And I was out for most of this. But I just remember waking up and I'm on this cart and I'm very confused.

Yeah, it's common because it's a crazy ride. So I pass out in front of the ride. I don't remember a lot of this part. I had to like ask my friends, like, can you fill in the gaps? They call like an emergency cart. And I was out for most of this. But I just remember waking up and I'm on this cart and I'm very confused.

And I look out the back and I just see my friend Emily running behind the cart to keep up with me. And I'm just like, that's a friend. She's not letting me go through this alone. And Miss Kelly is in the front of the cart being like, I'm here for you. We've got you. You're going to be okay.

And I look out the back and I just see my friend Emily running behind the cart to keep up with me. And I'm just like, that's a friend. She's not letting me go through this alone. And Miss Kelly is in the front of the cart being like, I'm here for you. We've got you. You're going to be okay.

Yeah. To be honest. Well, it was bad.

Yeah. To be honest. Well, it was bad.

I get taken to the roller coaster hospital at Cedar Point. And I'm in this hospital makeshift bed. They're feeding me Gatorade and saltine crackers and water. And they let me call my mom. And my mom's like, Catherine, what is it? Why are you calling me? And I'm like, Mom, I passed out. And I threw up on a roller coaster. And I'm so embarrassed. I had to take an hour to recover.

I get taken to the roller coaster hospital at Cedar Point. And I'm in this hospital makeshift bed. They're feeding me Gatorade and saltine crackers and water. And they let me call my mom. And my mom's like, Catherine, what is it? Why are you calling me? And I'm like, Mom, I passed out. And I threw up on a roller coaster. And I'm so embarrassed. I had to take an hour to recover.

Because I was super dehydrated. So they had to like give me fluids. Any person in my situation at that point would have been like, I want to go. It's been a bad day. But again, because I'm with a youth group and there's a hundred of us, I have to wait for the bus to take us all home. Sure, sure. So I'm just stuck there. My friends had to take shifts to be with me.

Because I was super dehydrated. So they had to like give me fluids. Any person in my situation at that point would have been like, I want to go. It's been a bad day. But again, because I'm with a youth group and there's a hundred of us, I have to wait for the bus to take us all home. Sure, sure. So I'm just stuck there. My friends had to take shifts to be with me.

So they had to like miss time at the park to just babysit me and make sure that I wasn't passing out again, which is so humiliating. And long story short, I made it through the day. I got put back on the bus. They put me in the back row, had me lay down, fed me some Dramamine, and put a trash can right by my seat, just in case.

So they had to like miss time at the park to just babysit me and make sure that I wasn't passing out again, which is so humiliating. And long story short, I made it through the day. I got put back on the bus. They put me in the back row, had me lay down, fed me some Dramamine, and put a trash can right by my seat, just in case.

That ship has sailed.

That ship has sailed.

And it was like an hour drive back to our hotel.

And it was like an hour drive back to our hotel.

Did you marry your crush? Could this have been a meet-cute? No, he's a great guy. He married some other girl, and they're very happy.

Did you marry your crush? Could this have been a meet-cute? No, he's a great guy. He married some other girl, and they're very happy.

Could handle her roller coasters. Someone that didn't throw up at Cedar Point and pass out in front of Millennium Force.

Could handle her roller coasters. Someone that didn't throw up at Cedar Point and pass out in front of Millennium Force.

Get some fresh air.

Get some fresh air.

I don't. I've never been back. And honestly, after that, I've never been on a roller coaster since. Yeah, they're not for you. That's okay. You knew it. I did. That's why I was so frustrated because my friends just thought I was scared. When in reality, it's like, no, I feel physically ill.

I don't. I've never been back. And honestly, after that, I've never been on a roller coaster since. Yeah, they're not for you. That's okay. You knew it. I did. That's why I was so frustrated because my friends just thought I was scared. When in reality, it's like, no, I feel physically ill.

Yeah. But I will say, I was 17 at the time. I've grown a lot since then. I'm a big fan of boundaries now. If it's a no, it's a no.

Yeah. But I will say, I was 17 at the time. I've grown a lot since then. I'm a big fan of boundaries now. If it's a no, it's a no.

These are hard lessons to learn.

These are hard lessons to learn.

Thanks for sharing that.

Thanks for sharing that.

Yeah, thank you guys so much. I was so excited. You guys were the first podcast I ever listened to back in like 2019. And I loved the honesty and the vulnerability that you guys have. And now I work on a podcast.

Yeah, thank you guys so much. I was so excited. You guys were the first podcast I ever listened to back in like 2019. And I loved the honesty and the vulnerability that you guys have. And now I work on a podcast.

What a story.

What a story.

Thank you guys. Have a good one.

Thank you guys. Have a good one.

Hello. Can you guys hear me?

Yes.

I'm actually in Santa Monica.

You guys always make jokes about the West Side. I don't agree. Yeah, tell us. We're happy to have pushback. Make your case. Well, I'm just more of an outdoorsy person. And so I like the closeness to the beach and the bike path is nice. Obviously, it's not a great time to go to Malibu right now, but I like the closeness to that area. The congestion of the east side really stresses me out.

Yeah, it's just more for me. That's all.

Yeah, I've been like one time. It was good.

I love goat cheese and pine nuts.

No, I'm not from Santa Monica. I actually ended up at Cedar Point. I was on a mission trip with my youth group, which is not what you guys were expecting, I'm sure.

So we basically were going to Cleveland and we were helping a church plant and we were doing city beautification, like picking up trash, planting trees. And I was in high school at the time. And so our reward day, our off day was we're going to take all these high school kids to Cedar Point. Nice.

And I was not looking forward to it because I am terrified of roller coasters. Oh, okay. I hate heights, so it wasn't for me. And I just remember my friends were like, oh, come on, Katherine. Don't be scared. You got to face your fears. Like, just go on some rides. And I really, really didn't want to, but I'm also a teenager and was easily peer pressured into everything.

We get there and I go on my first ride. I remember it. It was green. It was called the Raptor.

Do you know it?

But I go on this ride called the Raptor and it's intense. It goes upside down and I'm not feeling so hot after the first ride. No, of course not. And I'm like, OK, this is not great. I just got to get through the day. Well, then I got peer pressured again to get on a stand up roller coaster. Oh, I love those. It's called the Mantis. And I don't even know if they still have it.

I don't know if it's safe. So I go on that ride. And after that ride, I am feeling very, very, very bad. I was like, this is not good. You need to like stand up for yourself and say no. Yeah. We take a break. We're hungry. Because I'm an idiot and 17, I order a burger, fries, and a milkshake. Oh.

I was like, oh, I'm starving. Like, I'll eat. It'll be great. When we are at Cedar Point, it is the dead of summer. It is 93 degrees, not a cloud in the sky, sweaty, gross, not a fun time. So after lunch, I'm like, okay, mentally, I'm done. I'm not doing this.

A lot of people were complaining about their thighs rubbing together and just general back sweatiness.

Very, very hot, not feeling great. So after lunch, we're walking around and I get in a group of people and my crush, and he's like, let's all go ride Millennium Force. Oh.

I'm like, OK, I have to do this because I can't embarrass myself in front of my crush. I have to go ride Millennium Force.

This is really upsetting. I get on the ride. I'm sitting there. My entire youth group is in the line behind me. I'm one of the first groups to go. My friend Reagan is sitting to my right. My friend Emily is sitting in front of me. My friend Natalie is in line. As soon as the ride takes off, I'm like, oh, no, this is bad. Where's the crush? He's in line.

No, he's not on the ride with me. Oh, thank goodness. So I don't even scream during the ride because I'm just so terrified. And usually I'm like a big screamer on roller coasters because I'm scared of them and don't like them. I'm afraid to open my mouth. I make it through the ride and I pull into where they load the people on and off.

And as soon as we click into place, I lean over and just puke everywhere.

On the ride itself. Like, I lean over my legs and puke everywhere.

The whole youth group is in the line and sees this happen. My friend Reagan is trying to comfort me. My friend Emily is like, what's going on? Because she heard it but didn't see me because she's in front of me.

Yeah. So then I asked Natalie, I was like, well, what happened? What did you see? She was like, well, I just remember you being scared and being really proud of you. Like, oh, she made it. Like she did a good job. And then she sees me throw up and she's like, oh no. I start like hysterically crying because I'm just so embarrassed. I'm like, you guys made me do this.

I didn't want to get on these rides. Like, I hate you guys. I was guilting them.

You think the story ends there. It doesn't. I get off the ride and I'm like having to be comforted. And meanwhile, in the corner of my eye, I see the summer high school worker coming with like the broom and the sweet pan.

He doesn't get paid enough to do that. I'm getting off the ride. I'm so embarrassed. I'm still crying. And our adult leader, her name's Miss Kelly. She came over to comfort me. I'm just trying to get out of there. I make it to the front of the ride and reminding you guys, it's a 93 degree day. And I had just thrown up all of my fluids, all of my food I ingested that day.

I collapsed right outside the front of the ride.

Oh, this is a really bad day.

It's probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. I pass out. Okay, millennial force.

Yeah, it's common because it's a crazy ride. So I pass out in front of the ride. I don't remember a lot of this part. I had to like ask my friends, like, can you fill in the gaps? They call like an emergency cart. And I was out for most of this. But I just remember waking up and I'm on this cart and I'm very confused.

And I look out the back and I just see my friend Emily running behind the cart to keep up with me. And I'm just like, that's a friend. She's not letting me go through this alone. And Miss Kelly is in the front of the cart being like, I'm here for you. We've got you. You're going to be okay.

Yeah. To be honest. Well, it was bad.

I get taken to the roller coaster hospital at Cedar Point. And I'm in this hospital makeshift bed. They're feeding me Gatorade and saltine crackers and water. And they let me call my mom. And my mom's like, Catherine, what is it? Why are you calling me? And I'm like, Mom, I passed out. And I threw up on a roller coaster. And I'm so embarrassed. I had to take an hour to recover.

Because I was super dehydrated. So they had to like give me fluids. Any person in my situation at that point would have been like, I want to go. It's been a bad day. But again, because I'm with a youth group and there's a hundred of us, I have to wait for the bus to take us all home. Sure, sure. So I'm just stuck there. My friends had to take shifts to be with me.

So they had to like miss time at the park to just babysit me and make sure that I wasn't passing out again, which is so humiliating. And long story short, I made it through the day. I got put back on the bus. They put me in the back row, had me lay down, fed me some Dramamine, and put a trash can right by my seat, just in case.

That ship has sailed.

And it was like an hour drive back to our hotel.

Did you marry your crush? Could this have been a meet-cute? No, he's a great guy. He married some other girl, and they're very happy.

Could handle her roller coasters. Someone that didn't throw up at Cedar Point and pass out in front of Millennium Force.

Get some fresh air.

I don't. I've never been back. And honestly, after that, I've never been on a roller coaster since. Yeah, they're not for you. That's okay. You knew it. I did. That's why I was so frustrated because my friends just thought I was scared. When in reality, it's like, no, I feel physically ill.

Yeah. But I will say, I was 17 at the time. I've grown a lot since then. I'm a big fan of boundaries now. If it's a no, it's a no.

These are hard lessons to learn.

Thanks for sharing that.

Yeah, thank you guys so much. I was so excited. You guys were the first podcast I ever listened to back in like 2019. And I loved the honesty and the vulnerability that you guys have. And now I work on a podcast.

What a story.

Thank you guys. Have a good one.

All right, this segment is done. Why is everyone making me feel worse?

All right, this segment is done. Why is everyone making me feel worse?

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

It's like there's dogs clubbing.

It's like there's dogs clubbing.

Wait, I just remembered one. This is actually insane. This is what I would tell my future self, but I decided to... We were talking about push-ups or something, and then I decided to try to do a reverse push-up one time, which was just me like...

Wait, I just remembered one. This is actually insane. This is what I would tell my future self, but I decided to... We were talking about push-ups or something, and then I decided to try to do a reverse push-up one time, which was just me like...

like yeah and i didn't know it was before i knew what sex was and i was doing a reverse push-up and made eye contact with this girl madison and was like looking at her while basically just humping the air and she knew what sex was like i think i was in like fourth grade that's so funny she was in like fifth or sixth grade and like i think we got the talk in like fifth grade or something but anyway i uh

like yeah and i didn't know it was before i knew what sex was and i was doing a reverse push-up and made eye contact with this girl madison and was like looking at her while basically just humping the air and she knew what sex was like i think i was in like fourth grade that's so funny she was in like fifth or sixth grade and like i think we got the talk in like fifth grade or something but anyway i uh

Chili Kevin with the big chili Oscars like, what? Meredith in that is like, no, Kevin, don't. Stop. And Kevin's just like, whoops, I spilled it.

Chili Kevin with the big chili Oscars like, what? Meredith in that is like, no, Kevin, don't. Stop. And Kevin's just like, whoops, I spilled it.

David Wallace comes in like, oh, God, we're going to need a whole new scram branch. toby comes out of the annex like okay this is gonna be an hr complaint god i love michael scott and the whole gang what does oscar say oscar's like oh great my desk mate is at it again time to crunch the numbers on this

David Wallace comes in like, oh, God, we're going to need a whole new scram branch. toby comes out of the annex like okay this is gonna be an hr complaint god i love michael scott and the whole gang what does oscar say oscar's like oh great my desk mate is at it again time to crunch the numbers on this

Stanley is grumpy as always. And then Andy. And Andy's like, I'm an acapella group for now. Forever. Even though it was college. Kevin Gilley's insane. Have you seen Kevin Gilley's insane?

Stanley is grumpy as always. And then Andy. And Andy's like, I'm an acapella group for now. Forever. Even though it was college. Kevin Gilley's insane. Have you seen Kevin Gilley's insane?

The one who's a little bit bigger. Angela's such a tiger.

The one who's a little bit bigger. Angela's such a tiger.

Who's a hot one? Karen. What's Karen say? Karen Filippelli. Karen's like, well, I'm hot.

Who's a hot one? Karen. What's Karen say? Karen Filippelli. Karen's like, well, I'm hot.

I got the hots for Jim. Phyllis, what does Phyllis say? Phyllis. Phyllis goes, what?

I got the hots for Jim. Phyllis, what does Phyllis say? Phyllis. Phyllis goes, what?

What did Bob Vance say? Bob Vance. Bob Dance.

What did Bob Vance say? Bob Vance. Bob Dance.

Like, she's so nice about it, too.

Like, she's so nice about it, too.

Wait, what is triple?

Wait, what is triple?

If it was six, it'd be way sadder. I was just fucking with you.

If it was six, it'd be way sadder. I was just fucking with you.

just sitting there i was like trying to help her make a hot bod you said that lauren had a hot bod i was trying to make her house feel like a home and next thing i know i'm gonna go for the entire podcast producer's room um she said her body runs hot i said i want to hear about your hot body I want to hear about how your body runs.

just sitting there i was like trying to help her make a hot bod you said that lauren had a hot bod i was trying to make her house feel like a home and next thing i know i'm gonna go for the entire podcast producer's room um she said her body runs hot i said i want to hear about your hot body I want to hear about how your body runs.

No, you should have muted it. Who is this? I couldn't listen. I can't, I can't, I can't listen.

No, you should have muted it. Who is this? I couldn't listen. I can't, I can't, I can't listen.

We can come out with a sander. Did he say who is this before you started laughing?

We can come out with a sander. Did he say who is this before you started laughing?

Oh, my God. I literally just plug in my ears. Who is this? I can do it when I'm on the phone, but when I'm listening to it... Well, I was looking over at you, and you were, like, losing your marbles, so I had to look the other way. All right, tell him right now, because I don't want his dad to get mad at me.

Oh, my God. I literally just plug in my ears. Who is this? I can do it when I'm on the phone, but when I'm listening to it... Well, I was looking over at you, and you were, like, losing your marbles, so I had to look the other way. All right, tell him right now, because I don't want his dad to get mad at me.

What happened?

What happened?

When they walk back, they sing.

When they walk back, they sing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

All right.

Yes, you have. You have stolen that person out.

Yes, you have. You have stolen that person out.

Like a multi... I think it was like the second or third time you've done it.

Like a multi... I think it was like the second or third time you've done it.

All right, this segment is done. Why is everyone making me feel worse?

Jesus Christ.

It's like there's dogs clubbing.

Wait, I just remembered one. This is actually insane. This is what I would tell my future self, but I decided to... We were talking about push-ups or something, and then I decided to try to do a reverse push-up one time, which was just me like...

like yeah and i didn't know it was before i knew what sex was and i was doing a reverse push-up and made eye contact with this girl madison and was like looking at her while basically just humping the air and she knew what sex was like i think i was in like fourth grade that's so funny she was in like fifth or sixth grade and like i think we got the talk in like fifth grade or something but anyway i uh

Chili Kevin with the big chili Oscars like, what? Meredith in that is like, no, Kevin, don't. Stop. And Kevin's just like, whoops, I spilled it.

David Wallace comes in like, oh, God, we're going to need a whole new scram branch. toby comes out of the annex like okay this is gonna be an hr complaint god i love michael scott and the whole gang what does oscar say oscar's like oh great my desk mate is at it again time to crunch the numbers on this

Stanley is grumpy as always. And then Andy. And Andy's like, I'm an acapella group for now. Forever. Even though it was college. Kevin Gilley's insane. Have you seen Kevin Gilley's insane?

The one who's a little bit bigger. Angela's such a tiger.

Who's a hot one? Karen. What's Karen say? Karen Filippelli. Karen's like, well, I'm hot.

I got the hots for Jim. Phyllis, what does Phyllis say? Phyllis. Phyllis goes, what?

What did Bob Vance say? Bob Vance. Bob Dance.

Like, she's so nice about it, too.

Wait, what is triple?

If it was six, it'd be way sadder. I was just fucking with you.

just sitting there i was like trying to help her make a hot bod you said that lauren had a hot bod i was trying to make her house feel like a home and next thing i know i'm gonna go for the entire podcast producer's room um she said her body runs hot i said i want to hear about your hot body I want to hear about how your body runs.

No, you should have muted it. Who is this? I couldn't listen. I can't, I can't, I can't listen.

We can come out with a sander. Did he say who is this before you started laughing?

Oh, my God. I literally just plug in my ears. Who is this? I can do it when I'm on the phone, but when I'm listening to it... Well, I was looking over at you, and you were, like, losing your marbles, so I had to look the other way. All right, tell him right now, because I don't want his dad to get mad at me.

What happened?

When they walk back, they sing.

Yeah.

All right.

Yes, you have. You have stolen that person out.

Like a multi... I think it was like the second or third time you've done it.