J.P. Hinsdale

What's up, Austin? Yeah. I love Texas, man. You know what I love? I love guns. Yeah. Guns are a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Mostly my medical bills. The gun control laws in Texas are weird, though, man. You know you can open carry an assault rifle and a sword? What fucking caliber of gun do I need to get to get you to fuck off back to the Renaissance Fair? I got shit to do today.

What's up, Austin? Yeah. I love Texas, man. You know what I love? I love guns. Yeah. Guns are a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Mostly my medical bills. The gun control laws in Texas are weird, though, man. You know you can open carry an assault rifle and a sword? What fucking caliber of gun do I need to get to get you to fuck off back to the Renaissance Fair? I got shit to do today.

What's up, Austin? Yeah. I love Texas, man. You know what I love? I love guns. Yeah. Guns are a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Mostly my medical bills. The gun control laws in Texas are weird, though, man. You know you can open carry an assault rifle and a sword? What fucking caliber of gun do I need to get to get you to fuck off back to the Renaissance Fair? I got shit to do today.

It's weird, it's like the governor wants us to open carry everything, including a baby to term. Listen, I'm not dumb enough to think I should have an opinion on abortion. I do think it's funny that a guy in a wheelchair doesn't believe in accidents. Because my mom does.

It's weird, it's like the governor wants us to open carry everything, including a baby to term. Listen, I'm not dumb enough to think I should have an opinion on abortion. I do think it's funny that a guy in a wheelchair doesn't believe in accidents. Because my mom does.

It's weird, it's like the governor wants us to open carry everything, including a baby to term. Listen, I'm not dumb enough to think I should have an opinion on abortion. I do think it's funny that a guy in a wheelchair doesn't believe in accidents. Because my mom does.

No, I don't. I feel like my organs are dying, let's be honest with each other.

No, I don't. I feel like my organs are dying, let's be honest with each other.

No, I don't. I feel like my organs are dying, let's be honest with each other.

Yeah. JP, how's life going? It's going okay, man. It's interesting. Yeah. It's been a weird ride. Tell us about it. I don't know, man. This is the first year I was openly bisexual.

Yeah. JP, how's life going? It's going okay, man. It's interesting. Yeah. It's been a weird ride. Tell us about it. I don't know, man. This is the first year I was openly bisexual.

Yeah. JP, how's life going? It's going okay, man. It's interesting. Yeah. It's been a weird ride. Tell us about it. I don't know, man. This is the first year I was openly bisexual.

Yeah, we talked about it. Unbelievable. That's okay.

Yeah, we talked about it. Unbelievable. That's okay.

Yeah, we talked about it. Unbelievable. That's okay.

I know. Look at you. But you got to try before you buy.

I know. Look at you. But you got to try before you buy.

I know. Look at you. But you got to try before you buy.

I didn't really understand how that was going to go for me. but it's mostly like a lot of dudes come up with their girlfriend asking if they can hug me and then whispering in my ear that they'll blow me in the bathroom

I didn't really understand how that was going to go for me. but it's mostly like a lot of dudes come up with their girlfriend asking if they can hug me and then whispering in my ear that they'll blow me in the bathroom