Jordan Middler

Look how large he is!

Good. Very well. I'm in the currently being renovated bathroom of my partner and not little Chechnya, as you can see. What's this about me being big? I'm just a normal-sized guy, thanks.

We're talking about how big you are. Why are you so big? I don't know. The growth hormones and the water in Scotland. This is a normal-sized can of monster. LAUGHTER

next to my head if that works for you i guess yeah here's a full-size can of deodorant um as well that's a tiny can of deodorant i can't tell what size that is and i'm sorry i'm not really equipped for prop comedy it's not one of my um my number one skills why were you talking about me was it one of my excellent news stories

First of all, that's very kind and untrue. Thank you. I'm not that large. You're a huge human being.

I mean, it's not me that has such a perversion that decides to buy a Mini Cooper with a Union Jack, a British flag on it as well, which is frankly disgusting. But yeah, big guy, nine foot eight. Do I have anything? Here's a... Here's an AirPod next to me. Does that work for you? I'm also looking at myself in the interface of the background behind you, and it just looks like I've murdered someone.

It does look like you're the Joker sending us a ransom message, but yeah. Yeah, you guys hear about that Bam Margera? Probably bad news.

Oh, I would have guessed that. I would have assumed he's not in there.

Sorry. Yes.

Turn on video.