Joe Mande
Appearances
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
i couldn't get into the message boards i needed to the chat rooms that they uh just my password no longer worked there was like no they're like what what was your email in 1998 who are you talking to on there like i i guess it was just like the the other guys in isis yeah yeah exactly yes yeah van attacks and you know between that and the time zones i just it was impossible to keep up with
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Oh, my dad's like now getting, getting into that. I thought it was like, he wanted you to go on, protect our, no, no.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
it like started off like really light and it got there in like 20 minutes i was like can i i just don't want to talk about this right now i was obsessed with a um queen's public access show when i lived here called um judaism the series oh god and it was just a rabbi screaming into the camera for half an hour and it was it was
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I mean, New York. It's still on there. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if. Yeah. I wonder if that show is still on because, you know, it's a series, a long series, I would imagine.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
A hot lady.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's the first person to openly buy them, I think.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
she's chilling she's just inducting people into the we gotta get her in here yeah that'd be cool they gave soros the like the medal of honor was that whole that whole lineup of uh medal winners was incredible they give it to it was like denzel washington of course no he's not even america don't you have to like use a machine gun in world war ii to get the medal of honor
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Presidential Medal of Freedom can just be like.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah. The Medal of Freedom is like. Nanette got one.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It's about time. Yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
And Hillary Clinton got one. It seemed like it was just Hillary Clinton.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I'm obsessed with his daughter, AJ Katz. One of my favorite Instagram accounts.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
She's nuts. She's very, she's been the like president of the Young Republican Guild for years. She's just very, very skinny and wears like American flag bikinis.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I did too. It was like invite only, right? It was invite only.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, we weren't ready for that.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Right. Well, a blanket. A blanket.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That is scary.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, yeah. There were people with millions already.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I'm laughing. It sounds good.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Oh, really? Defending his honor?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It is really crazy, though, how many really famous people.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
i'm already dead on the inside what happened oh i fell down a hill outside the hampton inn i don't have a problem that's that old pittsburgh i think occam's razor is that all his cars are steam powered you know what i mean like he's just like blowing up like he does have steam powered car i know i've seen him driving like a studa baker that's funny he has like cool cool cars and then sometimes on a show he's like yeah so this was originally owned by donald duck
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You think that? Yeah. They're trying to, it's like a long. Probably trying to buy the same cars all the time.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I've never seen Seinfeld wear denim. So, you know, think about that.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Right, because it's like an investment.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It wears a mask on the subway.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Old Chinese women. When I lived here.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, before COVID. And now, like, in retrospect, I'm like, oh, they were just being thoughtful.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
My phone background's been the same thing for 15 years.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I know, but it's so HD. It's so good. It's so clear. But now that you can't turn it off. Oh, that's beautiful.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Can I see that thing, dude?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Is your girlfriend... Yeah, she is a Gentile. You just... You started with her? Well, this year was great. It was both things at once.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, it was great. Our tree caught on fire.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It's nice emotion to just come up with a different rapper.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
We're in a very funny moment right now. I'm getting excited. I'm starting to get hyped. It's going to get so crazy in like a week.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It's nothing. He probably only thinks of Greenland in the flat map where it looks like a third of the world.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Well, it's also all melting, so it'll be like new trade routes. I think that's what it's about.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Well, there was like Fiverr. And then one of my Fiverr guys was like, if we go off the website, I can hook you up. And he was just like a guy in Moldova who was just, for like a couple hundred bucks, was just giving me hundreds of thousands of followers.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
It was an episode in Borgen. Was that like Bosch? It's like Danish West Wing, a show I got into during COVID. Do they have a Toby and stuff? It's not like one for one. It should be. She does have an advisor.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
But he was doing the marijuana logs.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, he was getting a kale enema.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I like it with jalapeno and cheese.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's the move.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
so you're a weed you're you're like uh really into it or no and i used to be but yeah me too on that uh but you're i actually have been getting fed a lot of um like crow and raven content on my social media oh like people who have like ravens as pets yeah i'm like
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, I'm kind of intrigued. I don't want to make that my whole identity, which I think it would become.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Well, crows famously hold grudges, like, generationally. They'll teach their children to hate you. But they also remember if you... If you're nice to them. Also, especially a Canadian crow. Yeah, of course.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
In the other...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I don't know what the etymology is. It's so weird.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Challenge. This is the first challenge in general.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Was that at Cameo? No, it was like in the back of a... Was that the name? It was the back of a bar in Brooklyn.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I didn't realize Vice still existed.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I did, yeah. That era was very good to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I...
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
There were chicks that were like... I got an Urban Outfitters book out of it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, it's huge.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
oh my god there was a ween album when i was in like sixth grade great band made me so horny it was just like a it was the first time i'd ever seen um what do you call it like australian cleavage or whatever what is that it's like the bottom of the boob oh under boob oh i didn't realize it was called australia oh because it's like i thought that was maybe that's because it's down under yeah the nanette
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
because it's down under yeah uh so that was like i feel like that was my version of the uh the ass album was the ween what am i you know what i'm talking about that with all the women yeah that was a famous poster oh it's a whatever that was a poster in college all their that was like a
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, yeah. You worked at Maury? I was an intern at the Maury Povich. Oh, interesting.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, it was great.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
then we're doing all the lifting was he was he called me gay in front of like a whole crowd everyone everyone come into the room real quick i have something to say to joe no it was like during a taping he called you gay while he was on stage yeah like so what it was was it was a it was a No, it was pretty close, actually. You open up the envelope. You're gay. The results are in.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, my dad's like, what? A black guy celebrating? Yeah, yeah. Ah, I knew it.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
No, so it was a it was a geek to chic episode, which is like when it was a Jesus chance. Yeah. Yeah. And so you we were told by the producer we were sitting my friends and I were sitting in the in the front row and we were told to like cheer for the women when they like walked by.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
when they the hot they the hot version yeah struck by in their bikinis did you boo the ugly version so no that the hot one i just like i was doing a bit where i was like kind of i was pretending to be frightened of them like they walked by and then he stopped he stopped the taping and he was getting his like makeup done so he came out with like wearing a makeup bib and was like joe like she's a beautiful woman stop acting gay and then the whole crowd was like oh
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yes, it was. And the hood fucked with that? Yeah, well, it didn't make the air, but it was a core memory. I would have killed myself.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Oh, the it's the thing, guys.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Apparently she's a nut... Do you ever see the one where she... It was like April Fool's Day and she pretends she got bit by a dog. She comes out and she's acting all shaken up and she tells the crowd... It wasn't a good show because she comes off heartless.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Nor does she know how anything works. Yeah, so she's just acting strangely, but it's April Fool's Day or whatever, so everyone knows that she's doing a bit. But it's not even a good thing. And then she goes, I'm sorry, I just need some water. And then you see her take a pill. Oh, she throws up blood? No, it was just like Alka-Seltzer.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
One of them outed the other, right? That was what the guy said.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Just like the Pelosi thing. There was a show called Richard Bay that ruled because it was very similar to, it was very like, you know, Jerry Springer, that type of show. But then it always ended. It then just turned into like Double Dare where they had to like work together to win a prize. Oh, it was a game show also? Yeah, at the very end.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
So it would be like just dysfunctional families yelling at each other. And then it was like,
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Someone's job is to get him tickets.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, that was my job. Maury was taking the calls. Hey, Maury, what's up? Yeah, no, that was, I actually, I couldn't handle the phone calls because they were so, like, it was too intimate, too fucked up. It was too sad. Yeah. And so they were like, well, we have a whole room of Maury's mail that no one's read. Personal mail? Yeah, like letters, like the letters.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
So my job, because no one else would do it, I got to sit in a room on a couch and open up letters and read them and then... put them into bins that were categorized by show genre. So it'd be like, you know. Drawings of Maury's penis.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah. I mean, one bin was just excellent.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
He was. I mean, like, everyone was terrified of him, but, like, yeah, I think he weirdly remembered me as the gay intern, but also because I was the only person who, like, was brave enough to, like, knock on his door and ask for a photo with him because everyone, we were told, like, don't look at it. Don't look at the king. But he was cool. I got a photo with him. He's funny.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Yeah, he was... I mean, it was funny when he called you a... Yeah, it was cool. That was hilarious. But I was hoping that they'd keep it in, but then we had to reshoot it and I had to like... Hell yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Well, you guys talk about the movie Radio a lot. Oh, Nick loves the movie Radio. So I haven't been able to use this idea ever. So this is my platform. This is the place. I had an idea for a sequel to Radio. Okay. Where Radio has a younger brother who is even more... Well, no. I don't even... Yeah, his name could be Video. Yeah. Even more developmentally challenged.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
And the whole movie is video trying to convey something to radio. And they're both just, a lot is, a lot's going on, but they're just, they cannot, he cannot communicate this message. And eventually radio realizes that video has gender dysphoria and he helps him get a transition and it's radio to trans sister. Oh, okay. All right.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Just before I came in here, I saw a thing that Melissa Rivers had heroically saved Joan Rivers' Emmy Award from a fire. Oh, my God.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
And I don't know what's up with Moldova, but I don't think I was like... funding something.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
No, a horrible thing of being slightly more successful than a friend whose house burned down.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
You're a bad person. I know. You're just a bad person. I offered to burn my house down in support.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
No, he's in Nashville now. He's a country star. Oh. Country star. He's an actor in a show I worked on.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Exactly. Yeah. He left his stove on.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
i found out last night that there's a dc councilman whose name is uh magic jordan i was like i love it man of course he won the election that's the coolest that's his christian name well it's like something his middle name legit is magic oh legit yeah magic jordan
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
That's like a name you give the police.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
No, no. He just gets all his clients to do full frontal nudity. His one client?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Do they live there now?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Right. We need to start taking them out.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
For sure, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Do they still do ghost bikes? What are those? Those, like, memorials where it's, like, a white... Oh, yeah.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
I wish, man. That was a dark day for me when I lost my Instant Messenger profile. What do you mean?
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
My name's Ben. I'm a chef. Jewish cyclist sounds like an Oscar bait movie.
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast
The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88
Oh, that's a dreadful thought to see. What's the worst way, like two-word combination to be remembered as? Jewish. Jewish.