J.J. Goode
Appearances
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That's Caitlin with the beautiful chin. This is Daniel. He has bald head. That's how I remember him. Small bald head.
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Oh, there she is. It took me a while to recognize her, but she's got like very distinct glasses, which is useful. But she's been talking about changing her glasses. So I'm worried about that.
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Everybody who comes in the door, I stare them down because I'm like, I hope I have to see if I recognize you or know you or not. So I'm staring at them and they look at me and they're like, hi. And I'm like, hi, just in case I know them. And they're like, well, that guy's friendly.
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Like, our friendship almost ended over this, and this is my nightmare. So this person felt so bad because I was not giving her the right attention. that she had a whole crisis. Like, what did I do? I feel so bad. And that's why I'm so weird and extra friendly.
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And we had this conversation where I was like, how is everything? Things are good with me. Like I didn't mention any, there was no specifics because I wanted to make sure, like I didn't want it. If you walked in and someone had no idea who you were, you would feel bad about yourself.
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When my wife and I were watching a show, I'll be like, who's that guy? And she's like, it's the main character. He just has a hat on. Like, it's literally Robert De Niro from the other scene. And I was like, ooh, this is kind of strange.
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I am afraid that I might have an interaction with someone and I might not recognize them and I might not give them the attention that makes them feel good.
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Walking around with one arm, you are highly recognizable. It's like, how many one-armed people do you meet? Probably not a lot. So everybody comes in to the coffee shop, and if you see me, you probably will recognize me as that guy from the coffee shop the next day. But I don't recognize a lot of the people who come in.