Jimmy Wisman
Appearances
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I don't know. The men sit and the women make us a grill.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
What? Hot dogs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers. Pretty old-fashioned. That's it, yeah. Sitting around. Parades, again, very old-fashioned.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Well, she didn't kill Tess because she would have had to kill a guy, too. I think that's what that is.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oxygen. I need a contract.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
But what about the lady in Florida? You can't blame him for this.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
You went right to the ATM and took five grand.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, just say it. Just say what you did.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Your sister recognized her mental break and went to Ace Hardware and solved the problem.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She's out of her fucking mind.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And refuses to admit she's an asshole.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
As long as she got away with it, yeah.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I love your three rivers. I can't wait.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
We love it. I hate your fucking marathons, but I love your city.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And Columbus is almost sold out, too. You better hurry. That's going fast, too.
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This week's executive producers are Neil and Gretchen Jones. Holy shit. Thank you, Joneses. You're wonderful. You're fantastic. I can't say it enough. That's so kind of you. No one's keeping up with you, Joneses. Nobody's keeping up with these Joneses. But these people are trying. Andrea Fellows, Jill King, Gary Howard, Meredith McClure, Kevin Brown, and Amanda Clayton. Thank you all very much.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
This is summertime fair is what this is.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
For going above and beyond. You didn't have to do that, and we really appreciate you. Fuck yes, we do.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Other producers this week are Beth Buell, Janice Hill, Tiffany Gonzalez, Amanda Mason, Jesse with no last name, Courtney Doerr, Andy Cote, or just Cote, or maybe Cody, Kimberly Brown, V. Chobney, I believe, I don't know, Zachariah Ward, CeleryStock13, Jesse Struthers, Hannah Franzi, Franz, maybe Franz, Lisa, oh boy, Bastischeck, Bastus chick. Bastus chick. Batus chick?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Is there two S's that are silent? We'll never know. Fast Frog 007. Prankster 03. Madeline Victoria. Tori Ludwig. Chari. Chari. Chari with no last name. Brittany Davidson. Billy Welch. Cody Bryant. Miss Taylor XO. Thank you, Miss Taylor. Caitlin Bear. Bear, yes. Natalie Arencibia. Arencibia. Thank you, Natalie.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Ben with no last name, John Hollenby, Junan, Junan Hayes, Jacob Troublefield, Pam W., Casper the Spicy Ghost, Daniel Davis, Melissa Zenzen, Cassie with an ass, James, Griffin. She a friendly ghost, though? She might be a spicy ghost. I imagine she's telling us that it's not Casey but Cassie.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
All right, Tim Dennis, Jenny with no last name, Tara Hodgson, Bo Billy Lover, Michelle Bingham, Sabrina Snowden, Maria Tamanaka, Lazara, Jill Crouch, Jay with no last name. This show brought to you by the letter J. Karen Turner, Mandy Colvin, Devin Berenger, Sonia Aliaga, Kate Courtney, Derek Kitchen, Christina Franklin, Jennifer Newsome, Hunter Pickett, Aaron Lilly, Christina Marie, Corey Gaines.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oh, boy. wow is that i wonder is he trying to make me say something gross with that i don't know sophia uh kudik it helps if you want to do that get someone who's a real good reader probably sophia kudik she could be making me say something gross i don't Taylor Kennedy, SJ, Nicky Young, Mams McGuire, Richard Lee, Jim McKee, Rachel Sanborn, Ray Early, Kim P. She's an LPN in Oklahoma.
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Casey with no last name. S and C, the letters. S-C. Stephen Charles Walter, Stacey Lee, Amanda Zerringer, Chocolate Diesel. All right, Crystal. Abby with no last name. Amanda Rodine. Anne Hank. Louise Rosalie. Gabrielle Smith. Aiste. Aiste. A. I don't know. Sean McCloskey. Todd Winninger. L, R, and H. L, R, H. I don't know what that is.
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Lauren Ray, Jim Montgomery, Lacey Fithian, Haley Henson, Dara Jordan, Maddie Brown, Lizzie with no last name, Tanya Knight, Mark Langworthy, Sinead Feeney, Carissa Tucker-Ellis, Cindy Jensen, R. Brown, Shermaine Steves. Alec Cornelison, Amanda Thomas, Jennifer Bruno, Stephanie May, Giancarlo Ruffino. Look at me getting good with this Italian shit.
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Generator-powered TVs in 1776.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oh, okay. Giancarlo sounds fucking funny.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Ian Ruggles, Evan Rude, Melissa Pevernoke. Pevernoke. Pevornoke. Pevornick. All right. Chase Parham. George Beaver. Jesus Christ. Colleen Walsh. Laura Collins. Catherine with no last name. Kyrie Jetson. Wine-a-saur. Wine-a-saur. Very funny. Kate McD. Samantha Coleman. Tanya Martinez. Aaron Logan. Michael with no last name. Dustin. Devolved. You're fucking just disapproval.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Jimmy's got his fingers up. Oh, it's cracking up.
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That disapproval is hilarious. Nicola Jaworska. Kimberly Kunapfel. She may be trying to make me say something dirty. Matthew Marks. Milhollow Maple. Callie Swanson. Kenzie Money. Kimber Herzog. Aaron with no last name. Steve Richmond. Jill with no last name. Caitlin Allen. Mitch Hanlon. Eric Just Eric. Gorgon. Gorgon Z. What? Didn't we just? The wrestler's last name was Gorgon?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That is fucking crazy. All right. That's weird.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's bizarre, right? Elbow grease. All right.
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That's why you're ruining my life. Joy or Irwin? Alex Barlow, Kristen Canlan, Canton, C-A-N-T-I-N. Buffy and Chauncey Cote. Buffy, that's wild. Kerry Rahman. I didn't know that was actually somebody's name. Rahman. Rahman. Brian Hoffman. Andrew Campbell. Desmona Shaw. Somebody just texted me and said they were sitting on a plane, James, next to Ice-T and Coco and their kid.
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That man still flies fucking a regular commercial. It's bananas. Brian Hoffman, Andrew Campbell, Desmona Shaw, I said that, Quizzical Queen, Spikeinger, Vicky Hay, Phil Barrera, Logan Armstrong, Beth with no last name, Nate with no last name, Eric Beacon, Roderick Rose, Brent with no last name, Chef Blake1016, Holly Hagman, Leah Stenoulson, Yikes.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Katie Tracy, Micah Tetralt, and all of our patrons. You guys are amazing.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I assure you gas station chicken is a bad idea.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Several beer gardens. I love those. Four.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
The poor bastard J or L has people behind him making music and people in front dancing. Poor bastard can't sell anything.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I don't think he's going to make it with that name.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Go with your middle name, Travis. Travis John or Travis Paul.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Here's a picture of an actual bastard.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
They have children dress up in time. An old timey orphan time period.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And my dad didn't have mammaries to feed me.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Wow. Everybody just doing well and being nice to each other?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oh, I didn't know that was a person.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, that is a good one. 81 to 85, that's a solid service year.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
He's got one of those claws with the padded thing you throw your knee into?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Do you call that a carpet stretcher or some shit like that?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oh, you just leave it wrinkly?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Well, there's some bluegill around there, too.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Eight hours of work and then, Phil, the rest of the time chasing skirt and fishing.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, and that's a NOS fish.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's not even a euphemism. He's really doing it.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Man. He's got so much money.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I'd never heard of it until the show. I mean, obviously, it had to have been a thing 100 years ago, but...
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
There's so many. I'll show you a new one every week.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah. She started collecting mementos that reminded her grandmother that spontaneously combusted.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And you don't have a kid every time you fuck. These people are just constantly fucking. They do.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's fascinating. They're supposed to swim slower. Not here.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I sit on peas all the time.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Sure. So you got to do that, man.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
At 10 a.m., you're just going to drink, buddy.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's a great idea. It's all you can do. Yeah, start a fucking daycare. That's tough otherwise. Unless other people drop their kids too.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah. I'm sorry. Just bring strangers' kids too.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oh, these are real worms. Worms, yeah.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oh, okay. All right. You can't call it I Got Worms? I Got Worms. Dumb and Dumber joke, wasn't it?
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah. You could sell internet worms. Yeah, that's a great idea.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
You pass five, buddy, you've gone too far.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
He's making worms fuck, for Christ's sake.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
If you're in or around or nearby. Get tickets now. Let's go.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She knows how to operate a mop, I'll tell you.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And they turn right back into a worm.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
In the morning, on their way to work?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It cost you $20 to leave your kid. I just made you $20 worth of sandwiches. That's what I mean. She's doing this for free.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Beat them if you want. I don't give a shit.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's more than spoiling, James.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's awesome. That's not giving them an ice cream when mom says no. She bought them ATVs.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She knows the path to friendship leads from the belly, man.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I don't know many people that have been in my life that brought me food that I was like, that guy's a piece of shit.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
What's the gestation period of worms that you can move that many?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
How fast do they make new worms? I don't know.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
You know, when you buy bait, it's like a scoop of dirt and it's just got worms in it. How do you know how many are in there?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
There's a guy with an ice cream scoop that's like, I don't know, it's got dirt and worms in there somewhere.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I mean, you'd probably be all right.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
They sure are. They're little tabs. You pull them and match a three, you win.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Is this a liquor store you can actually drink what you buy? Yes. That's a bar, isn't it?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
What a great life it is, too. It's so wholesome and fun.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, that was the tournament.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I've got so much to do and no time to do it in.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Cabela's is involved. You better bring Greg in. It's a big day. Yeah.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
We got to go do a creep thing. Let's go do it at the creepiest time ever.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Put your hands together, and I'll step in them, and then you push me up.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Sometimes you need a little coaching. Sometimes you need an extra tool in the toolbox to cope and deal with the day.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, because when you're on some sort of a diet or any kind of keeping an eye on things, those are one of the first things to go.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
A cute, smiled, round lady in the casino.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And taking real cases and being like, solve this shit, 11th grader.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, at least giving me an idea of something to do.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I just learned I like this.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
11 grand is not forever money. What the fuck is going on?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oh, gambling helps them escape the boring monotony?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Just pull the knob. Just pull the lever.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It has nothing to do with winning.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Didn't we drive by one of those in Oklahoma that looked like that? Oh, yeah.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Is it a place to put ashes, or was it an actual grave?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It ruins lives so much worse. Yes.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It might be worse because you don't see when somebody's fucked up. That's the thing. You know what I mean? You can see when somebody's fucked up on drugs or alcohol. On drugs.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's more of a disease, an awful disease, because when you have a half a million dollars, you don't have to gamble anymore. And then you made that disappear gambling. How? Why?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
You can do it from your couch watching whatever the fuck you're gambling on.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Everything. Every fucking thing.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I can't deal with her. You guys take her?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
You guys got everything for 100 years.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
What the hell was going on there?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
What'd she do with it, James? God damn it.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I mean, just adding all these dollars up, James, that's so much money that she gave to Diamond Joe.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
They don't put mayo on it? Obviously not, no. There's a lot of things that they do that just, they do the right things.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Crisp lettuce, big thick tomato too. It's just a good goddamn burger.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's like a large coffee in a burger form.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That means this is going to be a sticky deuce.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's the thing. Oh, Jesus.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Is she breathing Christ? I hope not through her nose. Jesus, I don't know, man.
Small Town Murder
#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Or she tried to commit suicide. $110,000 is a lot of money.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's some really, really dark shit to say out loud.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's like the Texas Rangers, right?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
You can write that if you want.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Write it in Charlie Brown spellings. I don't care, but she did oddball shit.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's okay. I was visiting a friend in Jersey.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's the problem. I was in Newark.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Who the hell wrote that one?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Who cares how old she is and the alliteration you can do there? Losing Streak Lois is everything.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Now you can come there and piss away your inheritance.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And drive her even more mad.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's like saying this is a KFC, and it clearly used to be a Wendy's. I was going to say, it still has the atrium out front.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Keeps you away from the ones that are waiting on that bucket to fill. When they hit it big on the nickels.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
This isn't a lot of money at all.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Eating that don't-have-to-chew-it sandwich. Those things are so wet.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I've eaten exactly one of them and threw the rest of it away. Like, oh, why'd I do this?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, it just mushes. You have to puncture skin. You don't even have to chew it.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And we don't even know if they're still there. She may have sold them by now.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, the couple's party at the cabin.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Well, Minnesota is not thawed.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's a seven month wintering.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Driving off being all Lois.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Let's go to the island. Wow. Five o'clock always.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She likes all the cool shit.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, even your mom is not mommy. That's weird. Hey, Linda.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
We're doing the same exact shit.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Come to my house. I mean, she goes and gets on people's boats. That's what I mean.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She's widowed, too, and not one tear. Just a lot of margaritas.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Vodka, tequila, rum. She's going nuts.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She's looking for fun. This isn't fun.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She's got to stay in mainland.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She's going to turn herself in for the reward money to keep gambling.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I don't like finding dead bodies. Do you guys mind?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
What a terrible way to go.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
This is why everybody loves it.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Let's get some key lime pie, and if we don't find her by then, then we'll call.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
This is horrifying. This is horrifying. There's so many women that look like grandmas. Exactly.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And that's how you can make the money, so you're going to do it.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Spanish refugee. Is that what that is?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She's so diabolical and dangerous.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
This is Henry. Oh, Henry? Yes.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And she's trying to be somebody else now so that she can find that person and just be them.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
What? She got a belly tattoo?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She got an Island Life tattoo?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She's got Salt Life tattooed on her belly.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I don't know. Quoting season two, episode seven of Happy Days.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She's a hard-drinking gal.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
This is 12 people she's hung out with.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
What they mean is hard wood floor.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That tells me how clean it is.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's why she plays slots, James, because she has a tell.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's a murderer. I swear it.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Nothing's happened since I've installed it, so I haven't had to look.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And they want you to know, but if they miss you, they wrote it on the door.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Your cult's probably not on you. It's probably in here.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
I was going to have to kill somebody that's friends with open micers, for God's sake.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She hasn't even used that yet.
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She was going to do this for so long. In a blaze of glory. No shit.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
That's how expensive eating out is, too, by the way.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah, resorts at the bar, drinking and eating fucking whatever that shit is.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Those people are doing great. Those people vacation in Turks and Caicos.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
They go down to Barbados, for Christ's sake.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
He goes to Thailand for like a sex vacation.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
We got to get some TVs with CBS on them.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She turned $16,000 into $538 in three weeks.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She drove the whole gulf because you fucked up.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
And in like a really scum while she's brushing her teeth.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
She got a belly tattoo. It's not gambling, is it?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's weird to flee the state and continue killing and gambling doing this.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Or they borrow from their friends and their friends are all connected via one common thing.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's fine. Don't get butterscotch and raw candy out of your pocket. That's just nasty. He makes jokes about it. It's so fun.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Oh, my God. And her sister has a gambling problem. She still says, you bet.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
If I had, I could double it.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
It's all 2,000 square feet-ish and three-bedroom, two-bath.
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
But we know she didn't do that, right?
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#561 - Losing Streak Lois - Blooming Prairie, Minnesota
Yeah. What cold shit did you just say?