Jimmy O. Yang (performing a bit)
Appearances
Bad Friends
We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
It's just nice that I have a nicer place than your agent now. Oh my God, dude.
Bad Friends
We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
Were you crying to look cool in front of Gene a little bit?
Bad Friends
We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
It feels like L.A. to me. You can just track where he's walking in L.A. Exactly. You know exactly where those people are.
Bad Friends
We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
More than Manhattan. It's bigger than Manhattan is burnt.
Bad Friends
We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Dude, did you fall asleep last night? No, bro. Yeah, you did. No, no, no. I liked your... No, you have... Today you liked it. No, no. So you're saying that I could have died. No, I liked it at four in the morning. I promise you. I could see the phone right now. Yeah, you could see it.
Bad Friends
We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
He's saying it's shitty food. It's airplane. No, lounges aren't cafeteria food.
Bad Friends
We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
Well, what can you see? That I did it at four in the morning. I know... Oh, God. I could have died last night. You definitely couldn't have died.
Bad Friends
We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
Those are meth... Meth nose. Meth nostrils. I've never done meth. Those are nostrils. Those are meth nostrils. Bobby texted me at three in the morning saying like doors were unlocked and to come in if the fire hits. That's sexy. No, it's not, dude. No, that's not sexy? It's not sexy, no. Oh, I thought that was sexy.
Fresh Air
Comedian Ronny Chieng Didn't Tell His Parents He Got A 'Daily Show' Job
I'm not saying I want someone to die. So what are you saying? Well, I'm saying if someone's already dead, I would like to be the person to find the body. That's weird, man. Okay, you know how in cop shows, there's usually a cold open? Cold open. The first scene before the main titles. Right.
Fresh Air
Comedian Ronny Chieng Didn't Tell His Parents He Got A 'Daily Show' Job
What was I saying? Somebody's about to find a dead body? Yes. That's the rule. The person in the first scene of a procedural is either a victim or a witness. Holy s***.