Jim Norton

And I was like, I can't get fucking, I can't be texting some woman and kill the intern.

That would just be a loss waiting to happen.

So it's like the texting and driving thing I've kind of backed off of.

No.

You don't do that?

Fuck, dude.

I did that one time.

I connected my phone to a BMW X6.

My girlfriend at the time, my ex-girlfriend, came with me to the dealership, and the guy is telling me, oh, you should connect your phone.

And I do, and my fucking phone book, my contact list comes up.

Right.

and one of the girls you know i put where how i knew her and it was like a domination fantasy so that came up her name and domination fantasy came up on that little window in the x6 and i'm like i'll never connect anything to my car again there's just just too much going on just change the name i mean i mean how much time do i have to go back and change all the names change the name to like personal trainer

the code word it doesn't have to be I got busted one time talking dirty I was texting dirty and the girl the escort's name came up on my phone and it was like one of those names that cannot be like a regular person so I ran my girlfriend was fucking screaming at me in the car she's like who the fuck

is that and I'm like it's fucking Anthony I'm like I have a code word for Anthony in case I ever lose my phone so I had to run up into the bathroom and just like my fingers were shaking and change it to Anthony and I came in 15 minutes later I'm like see it's Anthony but it was by then it was like you blew it Jim you got caught so I don't connect anything even though I don't I'm not you know fucking anybody else I still don't I don't trust it I don't I don't connect anything to my car

Through the ads?

And he's like, I didn't even know that that was possible.

Is that the one that they got caught using in the defense chat?

Yeah.

The signal?

Was it on purpose or do you think it was one of those things where you fuck up and you just like, you know how you'll send something and a predictive text name comes up and you just hit, like if I'm going to text you and I accidentally J-O and all of a sudden it's Joe DeRosa comes up.