Jim Norton

That sucks.

But, I mean, it's good for looking things up.

Right now I'm just using it as a better Google, but when I attach it to my brain...

No.

Because I was in it the other day, and it said we detected suspicious activities, and they wanted me to log in.

Maybe because I had a VPN or something.

Because in Texas, you can't jerk off without a fucking VPN.

They want your license to watch porn.

Isn't that crazy?

And it's also one of those things where I get you don't want your kids to watch porn.

That's fine.

And it's a lot harder.

It was harder when I was a child to get you to find magazines in the woods.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I meant the smell of those old shitty magazines and find them and fucking hot.

It was the best.

But now if I had it on my phone or I had the availability, I mean, my sex addiction would have been even worse.

So I guess I get why they want to protect kids.

Yeah, it's just fucked.

There's certain sites, and I never promote the site just because it's just too gruesome, but there's one site I go to where you can do everything.