Jay Stone
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
There's more questions than answers at this point.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I don't think we can talk about that.
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So I want to hear size. Is it work side once you're at this point?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Bad deal. I'm pretty sure he had to move over a couple states.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He's doing it after 60. He got the whole year.
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So he gained 20 more at 59. That way it'll be a little easier to lose 60. I think that's what he did.
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We thought he was trying to lose 60 by the time he turned 60. But he tried to dress and make it, okay? He brought it.
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Well, what a man's man. What a gentleman. Well, no, no. All you had to do is ask me to tell Stone to go do it. Well, no, no. All you had to do. I said, that's all you got to do.
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TV's kind of a dying breed, though. Yeah, I don't know. Everybody's just watching YouTube.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Let them bicycle to school. Work your fingers.
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Jay's been cleaning squirrels for a while.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I would be fine with potatoes. Really?
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I can't pop them out. They screwed in pretty good.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
That's why you spend so much time cooking deer steak perfectly.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
It's not even supposed to get below 32 degrees. That's what I'm saying. We have closed the schools. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Like I get it. When it snowed over, like there was nothing any of us could do. We were stuck.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
This is why our fans from up north make fun of us. Absolutely it is.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Here's the actual current weather. They just closed schools, everyone. It is 38 degrees right now.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And it's raining. And the forecast says that the low is 35 degrees.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I'm kind of for them closing schools, though, because them kids will just go fishing because they got nothing better to do. You hope.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, yeah. I got them. I got them tomorrow.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Go fishing in the rain. Fish fishing in the rain, boys. What a weird place to live. I mean, one drop hit the ground. It's below 40, and they shut down. Here's the deal about cold weather. I'm not for it, though.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I could do that way before I could live when it's snow. Really? Yeah, I'd rather put up with the mosquitoes.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
If I was a beaver, just butt naked on a log, just basking in the sun, be like, it's hot and I'm sweaty, but that's better than being cold.
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No, I don't like being cold. I was cold this morning. I've been wearing the same pants for four days.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You've thought about this a lot.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
How many 10-story buildings have you ever been in in your life, though? A couple. One or two?
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And if you'd like to leave a voicemail, call us at 318-215-6559. Or hello at duckcallroom.com. Hello at duckcallroom.com.
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Where did that come from, by the way? What happens in the duck call room stays in the duck call room.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
It is. What happens here literally goes out to everyone, though.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
He's either paddling P-Rows or coffee.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
And the voicemail. If this dude's name is Jesus from Mexico, I'm going to lose it.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I bet he's from Evansville, Indiana. I've been there. My bad. I didn't pause it. No, you're good.
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Oh. Depends on my mood, really.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Let's look. Let's look at what we were listening to last.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
We can't play the song. Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rage Against the Machine. Wow. I was working out this morning. You've been angry, huh?
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Every once in a while, I like blues. Okay. There you go. I've been on a big Creed kick lately. I'm not ashamed to say it.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Yeah. Really? You get a nickelback every pop up in there? It really doesn't, which is surprising, but I wouldn't be against it at this point. A little skid row.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Music does things. I'm thinking about it. Get some bedazzled jeans.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Tammy? I can't even understand where she was from, much less what her name was.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I'm going New Mexico. Even though I think Stone got it. Texas. New Mexico.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I love this idea. All right, Si. What was it? Sandy wants you to give the quote for her yearbook.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
There you go. And you'll never go wrong. And you'll never go wrong. I was going more like.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
i'm on a jesus i was hoping he was gonna say something about sage specifically or something you know put a lot of say also put a lot of sage in your dressing or on anything there you go i don't think i've ever eaten sage now that i really your vegetables we've talked about so much since thanksgiving go ahead honey and throw a pound of bacon in there with it okay throw a pound of bacon in there hey what's going on guys my name is zach and i'm from
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
It's one of those three if it's not Louisiana. So I'm going to say Louisiana.
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Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
But how does Zach, what does Zach do at night to come up with that? i don't know but keep doing it oh yeah no you shouldn't be doing that well first of all how many mascots are on sir we got tony the tiger sam that annoying leprechaun count drop chocula but you know what's tight like you can go you can go to the wheaties box and there's some pretty cool people you could take with you yeah
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
For me, it does. You're going with Ken Griffey Jr.? Why would you want Ken Griffey Jr. at the...
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Oh, you're taking three. That's fair. Yeah, Rice Krispies, boy. There's literally only one correct answer.
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Really? Yeah. Really. Because Captain Crunch is going to drive me away from that stupid island. He is a boat captain. That's the only thing I can really say.
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Hold on. I got to make sure that Pioneer Woman don't have no cereal.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
You don't eat a lot of processed carbohydrates there? I do not. What is the guy, the fruity parent? Yeah, he's already there.
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I don't know. I'm trying to find somebody that knows how to cook. Like if Emeril has his own.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
People that know how to cook don't eat cereal is what I've learned.
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Instead, you'd be stuck out there with those stupid Kelsey brothers just smashing big cans in your head. They're the only people on cereal boxes anymore. Listening to Taylor Swift. Oh, gosh. I would actually bring them so I could end it more quickly. Give me both Kelsey brothers. That way I can go try and swim out in the ocean and either survive or get eaten.
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yo that's way past your bedtime yeah it's like at midnight yeah i bet he's gonna be really good at it really yeah there you go y'all ever like had a thing where it was like this phenomenon there was just too much of them yeah like duck dynasty in 2015 like us you know us in about 2014 yeah
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Anyway, send us home. John 3, 16, 17. Let's go with 18 because I don't think we've ever made it that far. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they had not believed in the name of God's one and only son. Believe in Jesus.
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Hard reset on a seven mile paddle.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
Y'all, hey. Hold on. Martin just got excited. Oh, look.
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Six and three. If you're wondering where Martin keeps shells. He's looking for shells. Yeah, these ain't just props, y'all. He keeps them behind himself in the studio.
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A.K.A. the duck call room. And now they're just reading numbers off of boxes.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
So it took them 10 seconds to fall? It took them a count of 10, okay, to hit the water. According to math, that means they were 490 meters in the air. Well, I'm telling you, they were up there. Just at the rate of which gravity.
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He's a shovel man? Buddy. There's people that go to gyms to pay to hit tires, and Jace just walks outside and just chops wood.
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They can't stop. They won't stop.
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Yeah. You want to talk about the greatest job in the history of man?
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Yeah. They do it all the time. Yeah.
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Uncle Si's Weird Cooking Caused His Teeth to Fall Out
I mean, you're essentially just guessing. No offense, Jared Floyd. I really like you. Great guy. Our weatherman locally, he's awesome. But, I mean, when they're like, hey, 50% chance of rain?