Jason Kelce
Appearances
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Nobody wants to be known as the cheapskate. Before, when it was rumored you were the cheapskate, it was harder to prove. Now there's data.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Do the math. If you can't become unrestricted until four years and the average player is 3.3 years, that means the average player is never getting that bite at the apple.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
I was at the Miami Dolphins training facilities last year, and it's pretty state-of-the-art.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
The intensity and emotions of it are very, very high. But, you know, obviously this being my second one, I had some familiarity with it. The game is the exact same. The emotion and intensity and all of that is going to enhance what's happening in your head.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Well, it can be both. Yeah. I think it's worse when you try to do things outside of either your job or the things that you've done to get there. Chris Long, who had won a Super Bowl in New England right before we played in Super Bowl 52 with the Eagles, his biggest advice was don't let the moment dictate things to you.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Do everything that got us here, and when the play's there, you'll be ready to make the play.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
For the most part. I mean, you always have plays you want back. You're never going to go out there and play a perfect game. And unfortunately, I've found when you lose, you definitely remember the plays that you could have had back.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Unequivocally added to it. And I don't think it should have. It's so hard to get there. And there's so many things that need to happen right after the game. I wanted to play another season. And I had to really step away and figure out, you know, is this the right thing? Is this the right thing for your body? Is it the right thing for the family? And can you do it?
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
My biggest thing is I want to do it the way it needs to be done. Being who you are in the meeting room, on the field, around your teammates, investing in that, as well as practicing hard, as well as lifting weights.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
I thought it was spot on. I'd be curious to see what the standard deviation on each one of these was. Because when I saw the results, it was almost to the T. You felt like you were looking at your answers.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
But I know that a lot of guys filled it out.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
I think that both of those rooms are led really well. They do forward innovative things. They're open to discussing things with the players.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
So there's a whole discrepancy right now in the NFL of do you practice on Wednesdays or how many hard days in a row? The strength staff is very involved with the training staff at work. one, trying to help players get better, but also to mitigate injuries. And, you know, training camp used to be two-a-days, hard every single day, three-hour practices. Pads and helmets. That's right.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
And now it is much more of a tiered system where one day is a yellow day, and that goes into, one, the intensity of practice, but also the length at which you're out there. Green is, hey, we're getting geared up. This is going to be a barn burner.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
But it's done in a calculated way that the coaches understand, that the players understand, and that is done in scientifically the optimal way for a player to, one, stay healthy, but also improve.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
I would say you're wrong. The two-a-days, for sure, was a big negotiating factor by the PA before I got into the league. But there is a very large gray area in terms of how long practices are. They can't be over a certain amount of time on the field. But we are, quite frankly, way underneath the that threshold.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
But I think I would be very much remiss if I didn't give credit to the Eagles organization, our strength staff, and our training staff at going beyond what the collective NFL mindset is on that.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Let me tell you. Yeah. It's so good, Steven.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Come on over. All right. The Eagles, to their credit, have taken that feedback from players since I've been there. It is remarkable how much the cafeteria has changed for the better. And one, the quality of food that's there. And two, the wide range of what you can get.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Yes. Most Wednesdays and Thursdays I eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner there.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
My breakfast is usually the, if not the exact same, one item different off. And it used to be Chef Tim, shout out to Chef Tim, he's no longer with the Eagles, but I usually go in, I get three eggs over easy with three sausage links and breakfast potatoes. And then I go get a bagel with cream cheese on it and honey. and then a cup of blueberries. Lunch, so we have a few stations.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
We have a station right when you come in, which is really for your clean eating, right? It's going to be some type of rice or grain, maybe a noodle and some veggies that have been cooked. And then to the left of that, there's going to be a pretty clean, low fat added type of meat, right? And then the more you go left, you'll get a little bit of fried stuff, right?
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
So if you're in the mood for some French fries or like a sausage sandwich hoagie, and then if you go even left of that, this is probably my favorite station, they've gone to a like regional dish. A lot of times in season, it's based on a player's favorite food or where they're from. Give me a for instance. Well, for me, I went to Thailand one year, so I had them do Penang curry with naan bread.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Just absolutely one of my favorite dishes. Another day, it might be, I think it was either Fletcher Cox or Brandon Graham was smothered pork chops.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
That might've been lower than what I ranked it, but I did not rank it high.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
And I did not know that before this study. When Chip Kelly was a head coach, he did allow, obviously everybody can't sit in first class, but he did allow starters and players who are extremely large to sit in the first class seats instead of the coaches. It's a nice perk. Anybody who sat first class knows that those seats are pretty nice. You know, we have a player, Jordan Malata,
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
who's north of 6'6 and 400 pounds almost, he's going to struggle to fit any situation in the back of the plane. I will say there was one point we were coming back on a short flight and they didn't like turn the TVs on on the back of the seats. And I remember just flipping them. We're a billion dollar organization and we can't even get free movies on these flights. Like what's going on here, guys?
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
I said that to one of the stewardesses and then one of the guys that runs everything for logistics with the team kind of came back and he's like, oh, we're going to turn the TVs on, Jason.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
It didn't. That's the way it was in Philly my first few years, in the off season at least. You know, we went to Arizona and we used the Arizona Cardinals facilities. And I can say firsthand, they are not investing in this place.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
The weight room had, I'm not kidding you, the mats of the weight room were like, I don't know if they had water moisture that was getting in there, but the rubber mat that was on top of the concrete floor was like peeling up on the corners of it. You're like walking on an uneven surface the whole time. I was like, how are people not just getting hurt in here?
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
It was eye-openingly bad in my opinion.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Not one bit. I mean, come on, man. I've gotten in trouble for talking trash on Jacksonville one time, so I got to calm it down. But yeah, that stadium, I have not been too much and I'm very thankful of that.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
I do. It's already led to change. They installed a much larger cold pool in the actual training room. We used to have two above ground pools out back, which I always, you know, we're a billion dollar organization with above ground pools. I think we can maybe do better than this.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
So they would have to shut them down in the winter. And that was a big issue with it. So they've already made corrections on that. I believe they're addressing some of the family issues at games. The weight room is adding another tier that's going to add more footprint for more bikes and other workout equipment. I do think teams are going to respond to it.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Just like players are competitive, I think owners are competitive. And I think that owners are certainly a good portion of owners are not going to like seeing... their organization viewed in a negative light. And I think that they're going to try and correct these things.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
That's right. I think unequivocally that more unions should be doing this. It's different when one person comes to you with an anecdote or a one-off as opposed to a literal survey of your entire workforce saying, this is what we think of the place that you have us operate in.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
For CEOs and owners, I think that seeing it this way gives you a much more realistic idea of what your workplace environment is. So I would want this information. And as a worker... I would want my boss to know this, but to also not be punished if I tell him to his face. So I'm a big fan of this survey.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
I think that it will lead to a lot of change in some of these NFL organizations, especially if it's done on an annual basis. And I see no reason why other fields or places of business would not follow suit and try to make changes as well. Nobody wants to be known as the cheapskate. No. I think that as before, when it was rumored you were the cheapskate, it was harder to prove. Now there's data.
Freakonomics Radio
When Is a Superstar Just Another Employee? (Update)
Terrible. It was one of my worst outings. The lanes were slick. They put too much oil on. Oh, come on, come on, come on. It wasn't ideal.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't want to be on a bus, but I do want to go to the parade.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. We've gone out most of the time, I think.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. I mean, that's factually correct.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
No, we should get drunk as shit at the Eagles. Well, you shouldn't, but I should. And then we should go to Valentine's Day.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Have you ever gifted anything? I mean, cards, chocolates, flowers.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Ferrero Rochers. You do. I do love those.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Are we doing like a candy edition of Valentine's Day on this? No. Can we talk about how awful these things are? How the fuck are these things... Why is there not a better candy that is figured out? You just put some sentimental words on a piece of candy that has kicked these things to the curb.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
has hearts that sounds so much better they are outstanding maybe that's why these work because nobody really eats them so you just leave them there to look at yeah i mean they're not going to spoil their chalk by the way that's a piece of trash just want to make that clear i can't wait for the like can you write is there a chalkboard here later do we have a chalkboard can i write with these i like i wonder if you're gonna write the candy hearts are actually chalk can be used as chalk
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That wall's black right there.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Jason, stop.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Thanks for having me.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
People fucking eat this.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
All right.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
You can write with anything, I suppose.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Romantic.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
All right. What are we on now?
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
The first male guest.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
So Kylie... She had a tradition with her father, Big Ed, where Big Ed would go and buy a chocolates and card.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yes. And so far, Kylie has been doing that and then giving them to me to give to the girls. But now I think it's time for me to really take this initiative and actually give gifts for the girls.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Feels pretty good. Not gonna lie.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I didn't even try and do that.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It's about time.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I know. I mean, it's two months from Valentine's Day. Exactly.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
But you get it remembering. No, you're not. You're right. I'm pretty bad.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I was waiting for it. This is your moment? This is my moment. He's gonna tear me.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Best piece of marriage advice? Happy wife, happy life.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
They didn't offer any advice. It was just more of a saying.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't really consider it. I don't. take marriage advice. He doesn't listen to Ed. No. Most people are full of shit. I feel like most advice when it comes to like kids or marriages and stuff like that works for certain people's marriages and kids but everybody's different and I try to take a lot of it with a grain of salt.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, well, it just reminds you to spend time and take the time to do things with that person.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
And that can get lost very easily with kids and work and a lot of other things.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I think what you just said about the dating is good. Yeah. Um, I mean, we do fall into that trap. I think that's something that everybody falls into from time to time.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
For sure. I think that's very accurate. I think, I think, I think just talking and sharing.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That's good. It's all good.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I think every marriage, once you have kids, is going to fall into the mom and dad thing from time to time. And I think that the key to not having that be a thing is just talking to your spouse.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Speak for yourself. Look at my shirt. Who doesn't, what kind of maniac doesn't like a holiday that you get to celebrate your loved ones with?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
And like saying like, hey, like I really miss going out to dinner or like whatever you miss about the moment you had with your spouse that now kind of get overshadowed because you're busier being a mom and dad and working and doing all these things, voicing that.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
And then if the other person is listening, hopefully they go out of their way to try and, you know, do whatever that the other person feels like they're missing out on. And I think that, so I think talking to each other is a big component of that. Any of this stuff.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
How are you even sitting like that? I can't, my belly isn't, you're like approaching Jason Kelsey belly-ness.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
This is good. Do we want to do each other's or do we want to do our own?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. Yours is physical touch and words of affirmation. No, that's what it used to be. Maybe it changed.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Tell me.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Well, now it is probably because you want me to do acts of service. No, I just want you to take out the trash. Seriously. This is the thing about love languages. Pretty much whatever language you're not being fed turns out to be the love language people want.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It's not a joke.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I just was reading Shel Silverstein.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
And there was like a trash one in there. Sophia Silvia Saint or something like that. You literally read it this morning to the girls. I read it last night and I was like, this fucking book is speaking to me more than it's speaking to the girls right now.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I feel like it's a short story about me. We know, we both know my one role in the house that is supposed to be done is the trash. And it's not, it's not fulfilled. Yeah. We like to share a lot of duties, but that one, we actually don't share a lot of duties. I have one job and it's the trash. And I'm shit at it.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
But no, I'm pretty sure when we first read that book, I'm almost positive yours were words of affirmation and physical touch.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. And I think that as our relationship has moved forward and like, it's like, oh, actually I want my husband to do fucking something around the house. Then the third one's crept in there.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Every man's got physical touch in their top two, actually. Yeah.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Okay.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I appreciate all of them. For reference, I like all of the love languages.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I think those are my top two.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Physical touch.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
The best gift I've ever received?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, well, I mean, sometimes it sneaks up on you.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I really liked, you gave me a handmade wooden replica of the Philadelphia Eagles stadium. Mm-hmm.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I really enjoyed that gift a lot.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
For so many years, yeah.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Outside of that, I'd go Sega Game Gear. I was like seven years old. I don't think I've ever matched the excitement. We used to have it on video.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Of me receiving that gift. I don't know if we still do or if that was one of the ones that got recorded over with Law & Order by dad, but... That video of me getting that Sega Game Gear, I don't think I've ever seen me that happy in my entire life. Like, that was...
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Easily. I mean, I've never had that kind of emotion.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. It's very nice.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Now I do, because I love you.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. I mean, those stones were from a store at the bottom of, in the middle of a Tanzanian shop.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
He put it in like a little pendant thing.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yes. It's more rare than diamonds.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Which isn't saying that much. Apparently diamonds are super common. They're just, the supply is artificially controlled.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. I'm a good gift giver. When I get to it.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Why would I celebrate it before?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
My favorite Valentine's... I don't even know if I could name a Valentine's Day movie.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Any movie of romanticism qualifies? I think so. I would say, if we're going just most romantic movies I've ever seen...
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
What do we got?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Not really. I mean, they're all good. I like all of them.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. I mean, the Vince Vaughn rom-coms I know of aren't like that. The breakup I love, but that's not a Valentine's Day movie. They end up breaking up. That's not a good Valentine's Day one.
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Yep.
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It's not bad. Because it ends up not working.
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That's what I'm saying. It ends up not working.
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That's good. No matter how much you try and fight love.
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Over a bet, a stupid frivolous bet. Can't do it.
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It's a good movie.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Who's the least romantic?
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I don't know that I've seen that one. Have I seen that one?
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Where the fuck do they come up with these plots?
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Like Splash, because I'm a big fan of mermaids.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
You've never seen Splash and you're bringing up fucking some Alaska grandmother fucking mob corps?
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I've never tried to get you to watch Splash.
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I don't think so.
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It's a very good movie.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I always want to say 40 First Dates for some reason. Great movie.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I think if we're going on average me, but if we're going height of top romantic gestures, I think then I'm the winner.
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I don't know. I always think it's 40 for some reason. I've said it wrong multiple times. No, it's 50 and it's a great movie. It's a very good movie. I think that actually might be my favorite rom-com.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
We can watch them before the parade. The parade's later. Let's go wake up early. Pregame the parade with 51st dates.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Red flag for me is anybody that uses the term red flags. Yeah. Just going to start it off right there.
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If you say red flags, cringe, or any of these other words.
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Run for the hills.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I think saying red flags is a red flag.
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Anybody. Who doesn't treat service people with respect and kindness. Good one. Anybody that doesn't, that's just narcissistic. I don't really know what examples of that would be. I mean, everybody's a little cystic, but.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I just think that, and I think you can gauge- A lot. More about who people are and how they treat people that they have nothing to gain from.
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And I think that's a big one for me. Sure. Would you let our girls date a football player?
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I mean, that's a very romantic gesture.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I know a lot of great football players. I also know a lot of football players that I would not want to date my daughter for sure.
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I am hopefully going to, hopefully both of us will show our daughters what good men and women are that they will be able to decipher these things on their own.
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Why not?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Nothing is going to help if we're being skeptical at that point. If they fall in love with a douchebag, there's nothing that us being skeptical is going to help.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Second date. Second date, we went ice skating at Penn's Landing. Is that not our second date? Was that our third date?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
No.
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Definitely wasn't fourth. It was either second or third. What do you think second date was?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
No. Yes. That was after the ice skating?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I'm positive.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't think so. I don't, I think we went ice skating before.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That was the second date then. What was that?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It was a bar by Redding terminal.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Was that second date? Yeah, that was like City Tap House or something like that. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Was that their second date?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I would not call it a date, no.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
We went ice skating before I went to Thailand.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yes, because the Penn's Landing ice skating thing was not open after I went to Thailand. Yes, it was. No, it wasn't. I went to Thailand at the end of February. That ice skating rink down there is not open in March. I don't think it was at least. It's an outdoor ice skating rink. I don't think it was open that long.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, but those guys always went in February over to the Southeast Asia.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Either way, we didn't go ice skating after Thailand. That was before.
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I mean, we can say both of them. It doesn't really matter.
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I just, I didn't know what, I don't think that's the height of my romantic gestures.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
And then we went ice skating at Penn's Landing. There's an outdoor ice rink where I farted tying my skates. When I bent down. I couldn't even like play it off because it was so audible. Like there was no way to get out of it.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Let me tell you.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
My romantic, my most romantic.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
True love people.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Now you know what I was going through with that belly. If you bend over, you're going to fart.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I mean, it wasn't romantic. I thought the Christmas gift this year was very good.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It's not going to be. It's going to be really bad.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Is she a big pop culture person?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
And she can tell that we're not into it?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Christmas gift this year? Yeah, I got you a pendant.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Let's find out.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I'm not bad with like pop culture from like the 80s and 90s.
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Yeah, there's no way we're going to get this. We're screwed. I'm not getting this.
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Sure.
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Oh, I thought you were going more interesting than that.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
This is your question.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
A locket that had a picture of our dog, Winnie, who passed away this year. And it was like a gold little locket. That had a little green emerald thingy. Huh? Yeah.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
We just did this in the rundown of New Heights. So you do know. I'm trying to remember them right now. And we're supposed to watch one.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't remember what movie we settled on. I think we were putting into it a vote. I'm trying to remember the four movies of the 10 movies that we discussed.
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Just let me think for a second.
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Oh my gosh.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I've seen one of them too. Yeah, you have. To pull a name of any of these movies out.
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Wicked.
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All right.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
So are we going, you're asking me five straight? Yes, I am.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
They were all bachelors?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I'm pretty sure it was Jesse Palmer.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
So I'm two for two now.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Wow.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Oh, fuck. As a rule, I do not respect royalty in any way, shape, or form.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
She loves it. She loves the British monarchy. She really does. I just like am firmly against monarchies in general.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
So Prince Harry.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
This isn't the one that's Meghan Markle, right? That's one of the other princes? That's Prince Harry. Oh, Meghan Markle. Jesus. That's the only one I know.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Prince Harry and Princess Markle.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Oh, okay. That was my next guess.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Who just won Album of the Year? Beyonce.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
She won top country album. Did she win top album too?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Okay. Do I know what it's called?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
The girls do like that album. It is... Do you know her last name?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Beyonce Knowles.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
On our wedding day, yes.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't know who she's married to.
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Is it another artist? Yes. Jay-Z.
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Yeah, I didn't know that.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Zee.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Carter. Okay.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Cowboy Carter.
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Mm-hmm.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
You have to know. Yeah, this one's in my wheelhouse. I'm trying to remember her name right now.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, when it's older, I usually can get it. Why can't I think of her name right now? I can picture her face. She's in like her punk rock era. What the fuck is this woman's name?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It's Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter. What the fuck is her name?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Miley Cyrus.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
You didn't know those?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Go ahead. I think you're going to be out with question one. Tom Holland, a.k.a. Peter Parker, in the latest Spider-Man franchise, just got engaged.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Wow. I don't even know who that is. Oh, she's beautiful. Nice. Which of the following is not an actual reality show currently airing on the Bravo Network?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Okay, hit me. A, Southern Charm. B, Summer House. C, Below Deck. D, The Real Moms of New York City.
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I didn't want to get the K on the front.
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That's what I would guess too.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That's correct.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Is Bravo just like a home improvement channel now?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, but Below Deck, Summer House and Southern.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I wanted it to be just Win on the back.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That sounds like an HGTV. It's not just the crews showing the whole thing.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It's like Deadliest Catch, but with a yacht.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Number three. What is the origin of the trend brat summer and calling things brat in general?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I didn't even know this was a thing.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
And at first we did the K and then I tried to be like, ah, actually don't put the K on there. And then they already engraved it. Too late now.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
What is the context in which brat is used? What does it mean?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
What's a Brat Summer? Couldn't tell you. It sounds like somebody just going off and getting into mischief is what it sounds like. Would you care to venture a guess as to where that comes from?
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It is.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't know who this artist is, but it is.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It is not Doja Cat. Damn it.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
The album came out in June of 2024. Album was called... Rat? Yep, that's right. It was released in 2024 in June by artist CharlieXCX.
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What does XCX mean?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I've never heard that name.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
What does XCX stand for?
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Like XXX. Okay. XOXO. No. Okay.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Who are the hosts of the hit dating show, Love is Blind? I know Travis knows this one.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I mean, it's a show. I'm dead ass. There needs to be somebody hosting a show.
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You know, I'm betting you know both of these people.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't think you've met them. I used to, one of these people used to come to Cincinnati all the time because he is from Cincinnati. So he would go do like Bearcat things or like Cincinnati specific things. He was very popular.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Shout out to Rafi.
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Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
The male host was very popular in the 90s. Extremely popular.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Not as a host.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
He was popular. Do you see?
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It is Nick Lachey. Is it really? Yes. And I'm assuming it's his wife, not his sister.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Vanessa Lachey. All right. So.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Name one of the four current judges of The Voice. Oh, shit.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Wow, I wouldn't have been able to get this.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
You need one of the four judges. Currently.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
The one I probably would have... This is kind of tricky. The one I would have guessed was Adam Levine.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
He came back, I guess, because he's on there again. Shit. I thought he left. I didn't know he had came back. So Adam Levine is one of them. Michael Buble. What? Yeah. Kelsey Ballerini. And, of course, John Legend.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I was honestly very happy with my performance.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I do think you had harder questions. I don't think I knew any of the ones that you did not know.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't think, I mean, I would have probably just guessed Adam Levine because I wouldn't have known what other name to say.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I had a lot of fun. Thanks for having me.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That's the Wolverine guy, right? In Twilight? Wolf.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Isn't that what a Wolverine is? A person that transforms into a wolf?
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Werewolf. Yeah, werewolf. My bad.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, we were. We both fucked it up. Jacob.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I just was team, that guy needs to fucking get a life. Jacob? Jacob? She was so not into him and he was just lurking around. I just felt bad for Jacob. It wasn't like, I had never seen the movies. So I actually sat down to watch them. I thought it was going to be like this back and forth that she had. She was never into Jacob. She was into the other guy the whole time.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
So it's like, I just remember there being team Jacob, team Edward thing happening.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, exactly.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Well, that's because he was freaking head over heels for her. It was just a sad story of Jacob. The whole thing was creepy.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I am not anti, do not lump me into your anti-Valentine's-ness. I don't feel comfortable.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yes, it was made up by a huge conglomerate to make money on and profit off of. But it's a great holiday. I'm all on board with celebrating loved ones. Sure.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Baby moon.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I think if you want to call it a baby moon, I feel like it has to be specifically for said purpose. So I would say no, it is not a baby moon.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
My favorite part?
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Stapleton concert was great.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That was a lot of fun. The casino was not fun. Bye, Jason. They took all my money. They're a bunch of assholes. I really enjoyed the palm reading. I really enjoyed going to the U.S. Naval Air Base Reserve Air Base. That was fun. Those guys were awesome. The food was great. We had a date night at Clancy's.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Shout out to Clancy's for getting us in there. Great restaurant. Had turtle soup. It was fantastic.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I think it was turtles in there, right?
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, but sometimes things are like called that and it's like kind of just like- I feel like not in New Orleans. Right?
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Like turtle soup, if I had it someplace else, I don't think it would have been actual turtles in there. I agree with you. It's just been in like some like type of like in the model of like turtle soup. Pretty sure those were Cajun turtles.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That's how you know it's going to be a good spot.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
The restaurant's been there for a long time.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It's an old home. Yes. Which I always like restaurants that are set up like that.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah, we didn't get the oysters. I wanted to get the oysters because they're known for the oysters, as is all of New Orleans. But unfortunately, they were having a big neurovirus... Outbreak in oysters. Oyster recall.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
People were still eating oysters. And I'm like, how are you guys... Have you guys not heard about this?
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
There wasn't enough bathrooms available to serve them.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I thought Cafe Du Monde was very, very... Not just the beignet. That was a cool experience. Yeah. It's not just the beignet there. It's like the whole... You're sitting underneath outside this like... Green and white striped awning. Yeah.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
For sure. Yep.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It's just a fried funnel cake. I'm out.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Am I on camera now? You're always on camera. You have an ISO on you. Yeah, but on the edit team, am I now? Because they'll probably just do your ISO.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I think Travis even likes Cheetos.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
So you were dumping the Cheetos in even when it was a full bag of Cheetos? A thousand percent. No, you dump the end of it in once you can't like fit your hand in there anymore. No. Or it's like all the crummies.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
You purposely crunchify them?
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
But the Dorito whole chip is like the best part of opening up the bag. You open up the bag and you find one that didn't get crushed and you get this perfect triangle into your mouth. You de-triangle them. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, you have some very weird eating habits between that and cereal. I think you just are very misguided in a lot of your junk food eating habits.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I couldn't rush my way. It's completely wrong way to eat Cheetos.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
All right.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I'm out on highly touched surfaces. But this is where, if you just embrace... touching everything and always putting your hands in your mouth, then you've already had the germs and then you don't have to worry about getting the germs. That's how I approach it. So I don't ever have to worry about eating with my hands because I've already been exposed to all.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Well, I try. If you needed me to get up, I would get up. But the kids don't want to see me. They want to see mom. I try. I try. I go into Benny's room and she says, I want mama.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
She does it every time I go.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
No, last night I got her to go to bed. You brought her into me. Was that not last night? That was two nights ago. Last night I got her. Two nights ago she did one. And most of the time, whenever I go in there, they don't want me. To be fair, she is playing the shit out of you recently. If they're already crying, dad is not helping. No. Honestly, you make it worse.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I have to catch them before the crying has started.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
It's got to commit.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
You got to embrace the dirt bagness that life is.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
There's germs in dirt.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
You're just used to those germs. And I'm saying if you get used to the other germs, then you won't have to worry about those germs either.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I mean, this is like virology 101.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I've read enough Reddit pages on it.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I don't think we have them yet. Well, we have the parade.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
I mean, top way you can spend a Valentine's Day in Philadelphia.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
So if those broads aren't happy about being on Broad Street, there's nothing you can do to make them happy.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yeah. I just don't know if Philadelphia restaurants are ready for the... Dinner reservations of drunk people that are about to ensue on Friday evening. There's going to be so many nice restaurants that have never seen belligerently drunk people. And it's going to be nonstop all day.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Right.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
That's a great point. Did you hear that, ladies? It's the biggest couples Valentine's Day of all time. The entire city. I think it's fantastic. The city of brotherly love. That's why I love Valentine's Day.
Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
Kylie & Jason on Love Languages, Dating Red Flags & Valentine’s Day at the Eagles Parade | Ep. 10
Yes. That's nice. I don't know what I'm doing or where I'm going to be. I'll probably be with a bunch of former teammates that are going or retired players. Yeah. But yeah, I'm going to be drinking my face off. Are you going to be on the old guy bus? Is there going to be an old guy bus? I don't want to be on a... I feel like being on a bus feels wrong.