Jason Bateman
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Podcast Appearances
SmartLess
"Oscar Isaac"
It reminds me of this old joke that my grandfather had, and this is almost a dad joke, but it's worse.
SmartLess
"Oscar Isaac"
It's a grandfather joke, which is a guy's on a desert island...
SmartLess
"Oscar Isaac"
And he's there by himself for years and years and years.
SmartLess
"Oscar Isaac"
And this beautiful woman comes out of the surfer and she's wearing a wetsuit.
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"Oscar Isaac"
And she says, when was the last time you had a nice cold beer?
SmartLess
"Oscar Isaac"
And she reaches in her wetsuit, pulls out a beer, and he chugs it down.
SmartLess
"Oscar Isaac"
And she goes, when was the last time that you had a smoke?
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"Oscar Isaac"
And she pulls out a cigarette light and he's like, oh, my God, it's incredible.
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"Oscar Isaac"
And then she looks at him and she goes, when was the last time you played a round?
SmartLess
"Oscar Isaac"
You should read what people say about me on this thing.