James
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All right. Well, then babies need to get walking soon. So as soon as they're out of the womb, you know, after you've chainsawed and caught them on the bubble wrap, you just send them right on the treadmill and they get crawling or they get dying. You know, you want strong. Sparta, actually, this was invented in Sparta, right around the time they filmed the movie 300. Sure, sure.
All right. Well, then babies need to get walking soon. So as soon as they're out of the womb, you know, after you've chainsawed and caught them on the bubble wrap, you just send them right on the treadmill and they get crawling or they get dying. You know, you want strong. Sparta, actually, this was invented in Sparta, right around the time they filmed the movie 300. Sure, sure.
All right. Well, then babies need to get walking soon. So as soon as they're out of the womb, you know, after you've chainsawed and caught them on the bubble wrap, you just send them right on the treadmill and they get crawling or they get dying. You know, you want strong. Sparta, actually, this was invented in Sparta, right around the time they filmed the movie 300. Sure, sure.
Got it. No, no, no, no. That's stupid. The real reason was when they made the Popemobile, the Pope got really mad because he couldn't move anywhere while he was moving. He was like, I'm moving, but I'm not moving. And so they gave him a treadmill so he could feel like he was walking so he didn't get confused as to why he was moving around and he wasn't moving.
Got it. No, no, no, no. That's stupid. The real reason was when they made the Popemobile, the Pope got really mad because he couldn't move anywhere while he was moving. He was like, I'm moving, but I'm not moving. And so they gave him a treadmill so he could feel like he was walking so he didn't get confused as to why he was moving around and he wasn't moving.
Got it. No, no, no, no. That's stupid. The real reason was when they made the Popemobile, the Pope got really mad because he couldn't move anywhere while he was moving. He was like, I'm moving, but I'm not moving. And so they gave him a treadmill so he could feel like he was walking so he didn't get confused as to why he was moving around and he wasn't moving.
So that made him mad and they made that for him.
So that made him mad and they made that for him.
So that made him mad and they made that for him.
Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, whatever their names were. Yep, that was it. Scottish names, true and true. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore!
Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, whatever their names were. Yep, that was it. Scottish names, true and true. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore!
Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, whatever their names were. Yep, that was it. Scottish names, true and true. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore!
No, it's for milling grain. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
No, it's for milling grain. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.