Jackson Rock
Appearances
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I love cougars, and cougars love me. Give it up for the cougars, y'all. Yeah. I love a woman who's not afraid to take away my Xbox. My first experience with the Cougar was with a 48-year-old woman named Mrs. Lawrence. Mrs. Lawrence made love to each and every one of the dudes in my friend group. When it came to be my turn, I only lasted about two minutes, which is not bad for a 13-year-old.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
When her son found out, he was so jealous. Now, I'm just gonna say what's on everyone's mind. The homeless people in Austin, not all of them, but some of them, I would have sex with. Thank you.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I signed up once back in, like, October 2023. And this is your second time?
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I do have a home. What is it like? Well, actually, I'm crashing on a couch right now because my lease just ended. Listen, listen. My lease just ended, but I'm looking for a new place, a new roommate situation.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
So, what's your plan? What do you do for work? I do a couple things. Service industry, and then I also do solo... Solo gigs? Yeah, like playing guitar, playing a mix of covers and originals. Oh my goodness.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
It's a place called Gracie's. Gracie's. Yeah. And how did it go? How many people were there? Man, it's a restaurant, so it was like Mother's Day gig, and it was fun. I mean, people were nice. I played my songs.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Jim Beam. And that's about drinking Jim Beam? It's about a homosexual relationship with Jim Beam.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
Who always treats me right. He holds my doors. He never snores. He helps me sleep at night. There's a man who changed my life the first time that he kissed my lips. He never bit. He's always in my dreams. His name is Jim Beam. He's often a friend of me. I've never seen him lie in sheep or try to fool the streets. We spent the night in jail. His name is Jim Beam. He's often a friend of me.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I've never seen him lie in sheep or try to fool the streets. He always pays my bill and buys me weed.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
We were just hanging out. What did you say? The bowling? Bowling? Bowling. Bowling? I'm from Atlanta. It's like Atlanta slang. What does that mean, bowling? Like... Ballin', but chillin', but... Oh, you're gay.
KILL TONY
KT #720 - CARROT TOP
I just had to... I feel like it should be a rite of passage in Austin. What do you mean, exactly? I don't know. I moved here, and I'm a fan of the show, and it scared the shit out of me to sign up, and I like to do things that scare me, so... Right, like hook up with a woman?