Jack

For our first story, the surprise movie winner of the summer, it may be Lilo and Stitch. Because Stitch, a blue alien surfer stuffed animal thingy, has stealthily become Disney's top selling character. For our second story, the House of Representatives passed President Trump's big, beautiful bill last week. So Jack and I are calling it now. This summer is going to have big debt energy.

For our first story, the surprise movie winner of the summer, it may be Lilo and Stitch. Because Stitch, a blue alien surfer stuffed animal thingy, has stealthily become Disney's top selling character. For our second story, the House of Representatives passed President Trump's big, beautiful bill last week. So Jack and I are calling it now. This summer is going to have big debt energy.

And our third and final story is a wild new trend. Women are turning into monsters at night to look beautiful during the day. And one podcast is powering the entire monster beauty eye mask trend movement. A lot of nouns there. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. What? What a mix of stories to come back to. No one else is starting the week with this mix, Jack.

And our third and final story is a wild new trend. Women are turning into monsters at night to look beautiful during the day. And one podcast is powering the entire monster beauty eye mask trend movement. A lot of nouns there. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. What? What a mix of stories to come back to. No one else is starting the week with this mix, Jack.

And our third and final story is a wild new trend. Women are turning into monsters at night to look beautiful during the day. And one podcast is powering the entire monster beauty eye mask trend movement. A lot of nouns there. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. What? What a mix of stories to come back to. No one else is starting the week with this mix, Jack.

Welcome back to the office. But a quick work update before you sit at that cubicle. There are two words you may not say because it's Spotify. They have now banned two words from being said in any meeting. Later. and offline. Get this. Every week, Spotify's top team holds a three-hour meeting. Quick side note, that is way too long a meeting.

Welcome back to the office. But a quick work update before you sit at that cubicle. There are two words you may not say because it's Spotify. They have now banned two words from being said in any meeting. Later. and offline. Get this. Every week, Spotify's top team holds a three-hour meeting. Quick side note, that is way too long a meeting.

Welcome back to the office. But a quick work update before you sit at that cubicle. There are two words you may not say because it's Spotify. They have now banned two words from being said in any meeting. Later. and offline. Get this. Every week, Spotify's top team holds a three-hour meeting. Quick side note, that is way too long a meeting.

Oh yeah, a meeting over three hours is legally a corporate retreat. Better have a private chef attending that meeting with like full three catered meals. I'm out of there after 45 minutes, Jack. But back to our story. In these meetings, Spotify has banned later and offline from being said. So you may not say, we'll figure that out later. And you can't say, let's take it offline.

Oh yeah, a meeting over three hours is legally a corporate retreat. Better have a private chef attending that meeting with like full three catered meals. I'm out of there after 45 minutes, Jack. But back to our story. In these meetings, Spotify has banned later and offline from being said. So you may not say, we'll figure that out later. And you can't say, let's take it offline.

Oh yeah, a meeting over three hours is legally a corporate retreat. Better have a private chef attending that meeting with like full three catered meals. I'm out of there after 45 minutes, Jack. But back to our story. In these meetings, Spotify has banned later and offline from being said. So you may not say, we'll figure that out later. And you can't say, let's take it offline.

Because you're in the meeting now, so why figure it out later? And you're already online, so why go offline? They call this real-time resolution. And we call this an idea we love. Because raise your hand if you're overwhelmed with follow-up tasks right now. Y'all got the FUF, the follow-up fatigue. I have like four notes on my iPhone that are just various types of to-do lists.

Because you're in the meeting now, so why figure it out later? And you're already online, so why go offline? They call this real-time resolution. And we call this an idea we love. Because raise your hand if you're overwhelmed with follow-up tasks right now. Y'all got the FUF, the follow-up fatigue. I have like four notes on my iPhone that are just various types of to-do lists.

Because you're in the meeting now, so why figure it out later? And you're already online, so why go offline? They call this real-time resolution. And we call this an idea we love. Because raise your hand if you're overwhelmed with follow-up tasks right now. Y'all got the FUF, the follow-up fatigue. I have like four notes on my iPhone that are just various types of to-do lists.

I actually have a note about your notes, but we'll circle back on that, Jack. So Yetis, if you do try to circle back today, or if you try to put a pin on that subject, or if you try to tackle the low-hanging fruit first and then take care of the other action items by EOD, well, Spotify will spank you. True story. Or Daniel Ek will hit you with a Swedish fish. Yetis, we are all online now.

I actually have a note about your notes, but we'll circle back on that, Jack. So Yetis, if you do try to circle back today, or if you try to put a pin on that subject, or if you try to tackle the low-hanging fruit first and then take care of the other action items by EOD, well, Spotify will spank you. True story. Or Daniel Ek will hit you with a Swedish fish. Yetis, we are all online now.

I actually have a note about your notes, but we'll circle back on that, Jack. So Yetis, if you do try to circle back today, or if you try to put a pin on that subject, or if you try to tackle the low-hanging fruit first and then take care of the other action items by EOD, well, Spotify will spank you. True story. Or Daniel Ek will hit you with a Swedish fish. Yetis, we are all online now.

So Jack, let's hit our three stories right now.

So Jack, let's hit our three stories right now.

So Jack, let's hit our three stories right now.