Jack Quaid

I do.

Well, well, well, it seems like you were trying to reach Jack Quaid.

Hi. Hi, Jack.

It's true.

I'm doing good. It's me, Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans. No, we're not doing that anymore. We're not doing that. All right. I thought I'd give it another try, but less confidence.

Oh, man, Tim, what was it? Like a couple grand at least, right?

Oh, thank you so much, dude. No, I'm really proud of it. I went to the premiere last night, and just a lot of people laughing and wincing and groaning and screaming in terror. It was wonderful.

I sat in one of those chairs, not for the premiere, but they put me in one just to like experience actually the trailer in 40X. And it was the craziest thing I've ever done in my life. I can't believe anyone does that. And they like can actually keep track of their popcorn because mine was flying everywhere.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, that's the experience.

Oh, hello, hello.

Aw, thanks, man. Thanks, guys. Thank you. What was his name? Rocket... Guardian. Rocket Raccoon? Rocket Guardian. Well, that makes sense. That's all in the same universe.

Incredible. Rocket Guardian, thank you so much. Thanks, dude. No, it's been a cool... It's been a cool year, and... I don't know. I'm just really happy that cool people like yourself can reach out to me and we can have a conversation.

This is what I've been training for. This is the real sauce right here. Now, um,

No, I can be like, let me get Jack on the phone. But no, the fact that I have kind of funny support is everything. So you guys are incredible.

Okay.

It's going to fucking happen. It needs to happen.

No, no, no. This needs to happen. Anytime that I do anything, especially if it's in 40X. I just, I mean.

We live our lives in 40X. All right, great.

I love you guys. Thanks for seeing the movie. Anytime.

Too late. He's a Rocket Guardian.

No one's dead yet.

Yep.

Hi, guys. Jack Quaid here. Thank you so much for letting me send a voice memo in. I love the show, and I'm such a big fan of all of you guys, and I have been for years, so this is gigantic for me. Okay, let me just explain my personal saga with this whole Quaid Army business. First thing you should know is, as a nickname, a lot of my friends call me either Quade or Quado or some version of that.

So I'm listening to the Quado episode, and naturally you're thrown around the word Quade a lot because you're talking about Total Recall, and I'm having kind of an automatic response because it feels like someone's saying my name a bunch, which you kind of are, but because my nickname is Quade... Like, I'm really perking up every time you guys say it.

And I remember it being, like, slightly distracting, but I still loved the episode. And I was like, you know, it's going to be fine. They're talking about a total recall sketch. Of course they're going to say Quaid a bunch. This will probably simmer down. Oh boy, how wrong I was.

They just kept building and then Quaid Army became a thing and it became somewhat of a problem for me because I just have you guys on in my apartment and logically I know Andy Samberg is not calling my name inside my apartment. But for a second, I believe that is 1000% true. So yeah, it's ruining my life. But I think that's such a testament to how much I love the show and how much I love you guys.

I'm just starting not to care. It's not weird for me anymore. I just love this weird ass bit that you guys do and have been doing for years. And I just think it's funny, and I love that it has absolutely nothing to do with me or anyone I'm related to. Anyway, I'm a Quaid who is a Quaid, and I don't have a smint. Quaid Army, for life, righteous kill, all the things.

Guys, thank you so much for having me on. Have a great day.