Isaac Kane Brown
Appearances
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I've been dating a girl recently with a pretty big red flag. I think it's Chinese or something, I'm not too sure. I've been thinking I should be in the UFC. The way I've been fighting these gay thoughts. I think it's gonna come down to a decision. I think the black guy's gonna win. Have you guys ever noticed that veterans and trans people are a lot alike? Like, you don't have to ask them.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
They'll tell you about it. They have a hard time finding employment. And sometimes they kill themselves. Which is honestly just a burden off our shoulders.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
No, I just, I kind of like buy them and then sell them on eBay.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Honestly, I get really high and then walk through the park and get scared. That's kind of...
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Oh, no, just like basic human interaction terrifies the shit out of me.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I am. I have recently started dating a girl that's been fun. She's very sweet.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Four months. Four months. What does she do? She's a dog groomer. A dog groomer? Yeah. Wow.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
The eye contact's freaking me the fuck out. I can't. Oh, shit.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
A little miniature pony? I try to start on the trail, but then people keep walking by, and I'm like, ah, fuck, they're looking at me. So I just walk straight through the middle of the park as fast as I can to my Uber. Wow. Absolutely incredible.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Honestly, I just try not to masturbate. I love masturbating. Absolutely incredible.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I really just like the videos where the women are giving words of encouragement.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Wow, there's a lot of white people here. Is there one black guy here?
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Look, there's one right there. It's hard to see because they're in the dark. Oh, oh. Oh, wow, they're so close.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Good boy. That's pretty. Wow. Yeah, you know, I don't like this anymore.