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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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It seems like you're looking to extort him, if we're going to be honest. It seems like you're looking just to get money from him, not a partnership.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Since you're new to H&R Block, we'll look at your returns from the last three years for any money your last guy might have missed for free. I could get money back from last year? You could. We'll find any mistakes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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How do you get around cyber squatting laws?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I don't know if you noticed, it went from $200,000 yesterday to I reached out and was like, hey, you guys want to talk? And this morning it was $300,000. So the price fluctuates depending on activity, I think. These guys are businessmen. They don't care.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The other Josh Allen. Well, you lost one of the two big ones, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Can I make a suggestion for you guys? So Josh, Josh, we've seen, yeah, you too. So you guys is engaged. Congratulations to Josh and Haley. Now, JoshAllen.com is seemingly unavailable. So what if, as a result, Josh Allen decides to change his last name to Josh Steinfeld? Have you decided to lock that one up just in case?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Any domains on the Chargers that we should be aware of? I think I have JustinHerbert.com. CJStroud.com, anything like that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Well, hold on. Did you swipe up StefanDiggs.com when he was in town? One deal at a time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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What do you think? I love it. How many transactions do you guys make on an average? What's a work week like for you guys? You're just looking up numbers and domains or you're making sales? Because you just have to wait around for the right sales more or less, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I mean, you want the Steelers to win, right? It's because you don't want to see Lamar Jackson.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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What if it was in a briefcase, though?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Wait, hold on. With one of the Gronkowski brothers, but not Rob. But not Rob. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. We're down to Gordy this year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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But consider it like an advertising expenditure. You know what I mean? We're really just giving you the opportunity to get the message out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And we're primed to do so again next year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Think of it this way, Todd. It's just one measly... You've got a good read on me. It's just one measly... It's just one URL where you have told us you have so many different ones. You have so many domain names, so many different phone numbers. You're just giving one away. In exchange, we're giving you this great platform and you get to hang out with Gordy Gronkowski and I don't know
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I don't know if you're familiar with Carl Douglas. You ever heard of Carl Douglas? Have you? Dream team attorney for OJ. He was on. He was one of OJ's attorney. He makes pics of this every week, surely. And I'm not going to be I'm not going to presume anything here, but surely you've got something going on that Carl Douglas can help you out with. Or will at some point. I have a dream team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah. Does Gordy know he's your friend?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Gronkfitness.com. You guys hooped that one up?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Billy, I'm talking to Bobby Goons also. You know, Bobby Goons.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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It seems like that's where this is headed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Hold on a second. I don't know if you know this. Stugatz has been hot this year in making picks. What if he gave you $200,000 worth of gambling advice? Ooh. For 20 seconds. And it's, and it's really could be worth more depending on how much you, you gamble. It could be a million dollars worth of gambling advice just for a website. I heard some sarcasm in that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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He's Mike Vrabel. He was 11 in like 17. Vince Lombardi is out there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Right here. I'll hop on a flight. I'll meet you. Where are we meeting up? Next to room? I could deal with you and Mikey. Yeah. I won't take up more than half our bed. Yeah, our bed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Did you throw out the idea of Uncle Billy going?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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What's this cool hat you got on today? This hat? You like this hat? You want me to send you one?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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It is a hat that I got. This is a, you know, food influence. It's an M yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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It's not, it's not more. It's this guy, Mr. Eats. He goes around, he reviews some food, send me a hat. I said, Hey, cool. Nice. Thanks. Okay, cool. All right. Yeah, you're such a... You want one? I'll send you one. You're easy. You just make it easy. Send me something, Chris. I'll put it on, whatever it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Chris, looking at the playoffs this weekend, obviously, you know, every matchup is difficult, but is there a team you want to see more than the Texans at this moment? That seems like the team that if you get your choice in the first round, especially if you're going on the road, Houston seems like a winnable game for the Chargers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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If you, Chris, were just switching over now to the NFL coaching search right now, if you were an NFL head coaching candidate, which is the job that Chris Sims would want the most? Because a lot of people now are saying, hey, the Patriots are a good landing spot because they have a quarterback. They're going to have some cap room.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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the idea of getting trevor lawrence which we know you're never going to turn down but the idea of getting trevor lawrence is something a lot of people are salivating over chicago is one that intrigues a lot of people you now have las vegas that became available this week where you have tom brady calling the shots which might not be the best thing there but which is one that if you were a head coaching candidate you would desire the most
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Cut out all the like him stuff before this, then just play all this negative he's going to say now. Shut up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I see it right here, Chris. 23-hour, 7-minute drive from New Jersey to Dallas.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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okay so gordy we we uh we were talking about cyber squatting somehow we were looking up websites that we could own that people would then pay us millions of dollars for and we stumbled across joshallen.com and found out that someone in buffalo owns joshallen.com and it is a man named ron and his associate todd and ron and todd both live in buffalo and they both buy up a bunch of websites and phone numbers and then we're like would you like to meet gordy gronkowski like we know gordy
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We're like, okay, perfect. Do you know these people? I don't know how many Ron's and Todd's you hang out with, but they claim to know you. Okay, perfect.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah. Yeah, they claim to know him, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Don't say that too loud, Carl, because then someone will buy it. And I'll tell you this. He said that most of his business was lawyers, that he would buy up law firms. I get it. I get it. It's possible that he's done that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Well, it could have expired. Let's see here. I think it is taken, but they're not doing much with it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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All right. Well, Carl's got a ghost you got. So if you want, we can start getting pics done because we have a little bit of controversy, and I don't know where K-Funk is. He's doing one of his disappearing acts, apparently. Oh, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Did he lose? Well, that's what is up for debate and dispute here. The last time, if you remember, we had a situation where we were discussing the playoff games in college, and they were only going to count if he did well. Now, I don't really care about whether he did well or not. I want you guys to do well. It's really the truth.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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So I was really kind of banking on if you guys did well, we would maybe count them. And if you guys did poorly, we wouldn't. Carl had a very rough NFL week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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if you did not include the playoff games he he was two and three but if you included the playoff games carl was six and three because he won all of the playoff games right now correct more impressive was mike rollis mike rollis had a very good four in one week now if you include the playoff games he had an eight in one week
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And here's where we really need to kind of pay attention is Mojo was 0-5 in NFL games with his 6-9 theory that he was trying to pull off. His college games didn't help him much. I think he went 1-6 at the end because he was just saying, I don't care about that game, and he wasn't really making picks. Kay Funk had a two and three week, which isn't great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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But from what I have, and I need to go back and check a little more thoroughly, he ended up being three and four. And Cher Bear was one and four, but he won three of the four. So what do we want to rule here? Do we want to count the college games or not this week? Yes, absolutely.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Okay, fine. This is a man of integrity, Billy. Gordy, I don't think you said in your picks, but I'm going to assume that you... I do everything opposite of Kay Funk if I'm not on the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I'm just going to assume that you went 4-0 in the playoffs, and we won't bother you with the NFL. So we'll say that you were 4-0 that week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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That's what I heard. So by my records, you're 6-1, Gordy. So we'll just write that down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Well, I have picks for Mike Rollis and I have picks for ShareBear at the moment. Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Okay, well, there you go. Easy peasy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Well, whatever you want, Carl. You want to do college? Let's do college, whatever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I love K-Funk. He's going to have a heart attack, guys. He does seem to take it more personally than everyone else. He does. He's a competitive guy, and he thinks it's personal. I love him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah, ShareBear took the Chargers. Mike Rollis took the Texans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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All right, Billy, who does Rollis and ShareBear have? ShareBear and Mike Rollis both have the Steelers. All right. Gordy, who are you taking here?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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There you go, man. There you go. There you go. Well, here's how it would have happened is that Kay Funk never showed up and he never sent in his picks. So by our rules, that's a forfeit. So you do opposite forfeit, you'd get all the wins, I think.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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You're going to kill my guy K-Pump next week when he hears this. Yeah, I mean, you can pick game for funsies, but I feel like we're locked in at that ruling.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Mike Rollins has the Bills. Cher Bear has the Broncos. OK, let's go to Gordy first here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah. I don't want to get you started. Carl's got to go. He's writing things down. He's got a case coming. I got an eye on Carl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Maybe speed picks for Carl, and then he can enjoy as much as he wants, and when he's got to go, he can go. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I love it. Billy, who did Cher Bear and Rollis take? Cher Bear took the Eagles. Rollis took the Packers. All right.