Howie Mandel
Appearances
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
We love Howie. Howie. You've met him before, right?
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
No, she's always like that. That's her disposition. I live with her.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
He does deep voices, and then he has an angelic voice on top of it.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
Yeah, and then are you four? I mean, where are you in the ranking?
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
Howie, can you look at Simon? Just be real. And just look at him, lock eyes with him, and go, enough of that.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
And I'm going, yeah, that's what the Chicano said. You know, whatever, right? And then I just look to the right and I go, what's going on?
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
Why do I? Yeah. I mean, just a standard, like, you know, solid color, solid color. He's very like, you know, elect.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
It takes him like 20 minutes to get the fuck out of there. Right.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
Mom. Mom. Mom. I'm Bobby Mom. Yeah, and she... My mom, when I sent her the flowers... She said, what is? And she loved every single one of them. I love the flower.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
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Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
go ahead say what do you want to say you know I act a certain way when I'm around you but really you act a certain way yeah I try to be confident around you like I'm the guy whatever but it's like at the end of the day I'm just I've always been a fan of yours like when I you and Arsenio you know doing that tour together yeah yeah and I just love both of you guys so it's like you've got the shit all over here what is it just a lot of shit
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
I know, but are there guys that you didn't like that are still around?
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
Yeah, that was a whistle. What was that all about, guy?
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
Can we do it? Bob, can we really? I would love to do it. All right. I don't want to start a fight with you, but I have to say it. We get it. You know John Mayer. Let's move on.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
I'm not allowed to wear the shirt of the fucking band? Hey, look who I'm friends with.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
Why can't I say that? No, no, you know what, dude? I think what you're doing... It doesn't sit right. Let me say that again.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
He goes, I didn't like cocaine. I just liked the way it smelled.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
And I'm trying to like get his number, right? But I don't want to directly, you know what I mean? So I start like angling, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, you know, so Jawbreaker started when you started. You know, I'm trying to get into like, you know what I mean? But I can never get it to a place where I can get his number.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
I go, Billy, check it out, dude. I love your shit, dude. That's not good?
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
No. Yeah, yeah. Okay, go ahead. Billy, Billy, what's up, man?
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
I've been slowing down. Look at me today. I was all over the fucking show.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
They don't have dentists. We should do a test.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
Or there's like a buzzing. How do they say Charlie Horse? What do you call it? Charlie Horse.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
My Mexican friend is dumb, but he's got no Julio Iglesias. I don't know.
Bad Friends
Ancient Korean Wise Tales w/ Howie Mandel
What? That's not true. That's not true. Hold on. That's not true.
The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1023: Ben Wittes: Sorry, We Still Have Due Process
I can't tell you how often I hear, oh, I'm a little OCD. I like things neat. That's not OCD. I'm Howie Mandel, and I know this because I have OCD. Actual OCD causes relentless unwanted thoughts. What if I did something terrible and forgot? What if I'm a bad person? Why am I thinking this terrible thing? It makes you question absolutely everything and you'll do anything to feel better.
The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1023: Ben Wittes: Sorry, We Still Have Due Process
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The Bulwark Podcast
S2 Ep1023: Ben Wittes: Sorry, We Still Have Due Process
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The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless
Wow.
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless
Yeah.
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless
Yeah.
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless
So what happened was we were doing, not unlike we're doing now, we were doing an interview and he says, thank you. And we'll probably go to a commercial and thank you, Howie. And I got up and I started walking to the door and I thought he was like wrapping it up and going to commercial. And then I just said to somebody really quietly, can you grab the door?
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless
And he's going, what are you afraid of the door? And then he goes, just open the door. And I go, I can't open the door. He goes, just open the door. And then what happened is I started getting a panic attack and I started breathing heavy and I just turned to him and thinking that he had already thrown the commercial because he was just talking to me. Howard, please, this is really serious.
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless
I go to therapy for this. I have something called obsessive compulsive disorder. I'm about to pass out. If you don't open the door for me now, you'll be calling 911 and taking me to the hospital. This whole thing was on national radio. I thought, oh, my God. That was probably the darkest space I've ever been.
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless
And I'm walking through the lobby toward the door out into the steaming streets of Manhattan. I might as well just continue walking and walk right into traffic. And I stopped just outside the door. you know, millions of people are on the street, but I felt very alone. And some guy came into my periphery and said to me, are you Howie Mandel? And I, you know, I just nodded affirmatively.
The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless
And he said, just heard you on Stern in my heart, dropped him in my stomach. And right before I could take off in the traffic, he said two words, which means something very different today, but they changed my life. And he went, me too.