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Dude. Bro, a hundred men, we are gonna destroy this thing, I promise you. Yeah, he's get- bro, it just takes a little strategy. Wait, let me see that again.

I'm just hoping that I'm able to walk normal.

I got no leg.

Oh, the Wayne Stop Day, we were pricks.

No, I, like Saturday.

5,000 calories probably.

Brother, brownies, pizza, wings, tenders, goldfish, M&M's, surf sides, monsters.

I can just keep going, bro.

In the world. Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to lie. The pizza we did get was good. No, bro, bro.

We were getting texts though, Seth, about that.

Oh, I didn't know. I thought it was just like a pizza, so I didn't know we were going to come in. Dude. We could have had apps and shit. I am telling you. I told Zinni exactly. We were on some shit like, well, it's pizza. Like, you just order it or... We didn't know it was like this, though.

If we're going to go to Toronto, no, we're not seeing anybody but just us. Yeah, I know. We're going to be in debt. Y'all got to land, drive an hour and a half. No, we're not doing that.

The venue is.

Yeah.

It's... Wait, so what kind of food is, like, in Toronto?

Is there tacos in Toronto? Tacos? Yeah, like random, like.

Yeah, we needed you for Coke.

september for jude's birthday fermented oh my god dude what the fuck nick it's literally it's literally rabbit food and this shit is fucking unreal the best thing of the night was made for fucking hairs it was a piece of lettuce yep fermented bean paste yep

I'll tell you which one it is. That's by Nick. This spot's unreal, no lie. The toast we had with the steak tartare. Bro, I don't even eat that. I was spreading that shit out.

eggs on toast this is steak and eggs bro it's so good so fucking good and also with tartar I feel like it's supposed to I hate it well I did hate it but like that shit tasted like alright I can fuck with this you wanna know who has excellent tartar

I literally cannot. What did they bring out? Fucking the eggs. What was that shit called? Eggs. Eggs what? The puffy eggs? Yeah. It's the best egg I've ever had in my life.

Was the weather good as well? Yeah, yeah. Always. It didn't rain, like, at all. At night, it was a nice breeze. It was, like, 85 during the day. Going into the backyard. What were y'all doing back there?

yeah well i was gonna say what i'm gonna go no more i told them oh that's why no i told i told them book me the energy wasn't right the energy wasn't right i'm like i see what he was up to he's gonna come chill his do his thing and then when he's needy he's gonna i see that he's gonna finesse a day he's gonna be like half time yeah exactly which would have been fine i'm not gonna lie that was no it would have been fine this is not a beer by the way yes it is it kind of looks like a beer it's

What we were pissed about is on where we were staying, we had a bridge like basically right next to the house, like a walkway. And it had a gate to it, but only the homeowners could get through the gate. If they open it, it literally goes right to the beach. Like right onto the beach.

Like 30 steps and we would have been at the ocean. But they wouldn't let us go through it.

Really? The fuck? I don't know. Maybe. It's like, what if you book it for that reason? We literally reached out to them, too. And they said, no, fuck you.

Like, I'm sure if we, like, asked someone that was walking through, they would have let us. But it's, like, even more weird if they're like, no, if you don't live here. What? Then I would have got mad, like.

Like, why am I getting mad? They live here. I don't. Yeah.

He's always good for that, though, too.

Oh, Nick, where we would sit in the kitchen and eat, I could see right through the bridge, through the trees, and I could just see the water and ocean right through the crack. I'm like... Best of life.

I love going on vacation and doing what I do at home on vacation. It's so weird.

I'll get to LA.

Go on Uber Eats, order something to lay in the bed.

No, but how wide is it, Matt? The mini electric G-Wagon. 400 pounds?

That's about 17 inches. Two of me. Like 17.

What's up with those sandwiches then? Huh? Saturday, are we getting the sandwiches? What sandwiches? Dude, is he going to do a chat? The Capriotis? Yeah.

They don't know what he's doing.

Yeah. I feel like I could get teary when I see people get drafted. To the Army and shit? No, to the NFL or something. Yeah, there's a couple good reactions from players.

Like, they want someone who – quarterbacks usually, like, well, yeah, if I, you know, kind of take the fall for it. Yeah. There was a lot of plays in that entire game. Like, our defense, if I wasn't getting sacked, I mean, we could have –

Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure.

As a coach, you got to be like, fuck, that motherfucker's after my job. I could see that, too. I could definitely see that, too. Actually, I didn't really think of it that way when the draft was going down. They're probably like, damn, we get a son, my shit's in trouble too. Yeah.

It's either going to fuel his fire or... It's going to break. Yeah.

Well, you guys were like, if you'd bet me, oh, you know, we were talking about if we had like all the people we know here, like rich people, if they could, I'd be like, yo, yeah, let me get a hundred thousand. I'll swim across this and back.

Both of y'all, $25,000. Not both, just $25,000. What if you die? Bro, it's 50 feet there. You're not faster than a clock. Mark was like, I'm in right now. And then they started saying, 50? Don't threaten me with a good time. How are we going to do it? I know the money's good. Could we get it by Monday?

I'll even pay you not to stream on Sunday. Yeah. Oh, God. Pay you not to stream with your own money. It wasn't even that far. Legendary.

Two football fields in the ocean. And then Zim was like, I definitely did that when I was a kid.

Even 50 yards is far out there.

Listen, if a hundred humans are in a... It's a... Imagine a water tank, right? And then they put the gorilla in there with 100 men. I promise you that thing is going to get destroyed.

He would destroy you. Dude. Bro, 100 men, we are going to fucking destroy this thing. I promise you.

Wait, let me see that.

He don't know what he's doing. I'm in there. Bro, he's not even throwing them bitches for real. He's going to get slammed.

Oh my God. One-on-one though? My Lord.

See, that's what I'm mostly worried about is they'll swipe at your face and just rip your fucking face off.

Bro, I ain't going to lie, though. This is kind of gruesome, but if this is an actual real situation, if that thing fell to the ground, I'd be doing the most... I'd go for his eyes. I'd try to rip his ear off. I'd do the most crazy shit. Oh, my God, and just fucking squeeze.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can, and we're just... He finally passes out. Dude, he is throwing you off like you're nothing. He has blood leaking from his nose, and I'm just... Out on my back. He falls on you dead.

You look around and you say, if you stutter step, we're going to get destroyed. So we all need to rush this guy and just... Yeah, I'll be in the back line.

I'm in the third wave. Just know your life can end in 30 seconds.

Yeah, Cain Velasquez, Free Cain. Yeah, Free Cain. Fuck, that's a good question. I would say like prime fucking Mike Tyson or some shit. Just squaring up? Just an absolute unit that's willing to die. Bite him. Bite his ear off. Yes, exactly.

Other than that, yeah, Jon Jones.

Are you out of your mind? There's a strategy. Five of you versus Jon Jones? Yes, he has one punch knockout power. I don't. You just don't need it like that.

You guys are out of your mind.

Bro, he's so big and tall and his length. He'll be able to at least space out for like 10 seconds. That'll be enough to drop. He'd probably be smiling at you all the whole time. He'd love it. He'd love it. He'd stick someone as soon as they got close. Laughs at you. Like. He would need ten of me. Fortnite emotes? I would say, like, seven could beat him. Seven of me could beat Jon Jones.

Oh, yeah, he got hit, and then he was like... Sorry, emoting. He got cracked so bad.

Steph's not winning this year. I love Steph, and I know he's not winning this year.

Yeah. Bring up the stats. I'm taking LeBron.

I'm going to trust LeBron to get a rebound. I'm going to trust LeBron to hit the rim.

Mike is drinking Henny, bro. LeBron's taking care of his body. Yeah, exactly. Think about that. Was he actually? Yeah, bro. You ever see Mike on the off day? Yeah, bro. Think about that.

Cool.

I think it's much cooler to be playing as long as he is than have two extra championships. Having a good six years of basketball. Yeah, like, who cares?

But he also probably had better teammates. Who? Jordan. Michael Jordan.

In LeBron's first 16 season, how many points he had and how many did Jordan have?

Yo, yo, could you pull up the clip?

Yo, could you pull up the clip of the kids seeing Jordan? He's like, yo, that's Michael Jordan. He's like, watch that damn car on the street, man.

Yeah, Jordan don't like taking pics.

Can I get a pic? No. I love that. I don't know why. It only works with Michael, though.

That's why.

Is it just him?

I don't know why.

oh man that's so good yeah the nba is hilarious when you get a chance to look chas nba and just watch that when you go home it's all like yeah he like it's like he has like the audio of the game like so you can hear all the players talking shit and they'd be saying some funny ass shit you see uh who's the dude for the celtics the jaylen brown yeah yeah the did you hear he said uh

I like that. Like, he did not like that. God, I would hear that and be like, I can't lose this. Yeah, we're going to lose now. My God.

Bro, that guy is hilarious. I mean, he's great. He said, that's a tech. You saw what he said to the other fan? Oh, exactly. Rudy got 300 mil. He was wilding it. Really? Yeah, and then he told the fan, he's like, my dick bigger than yours, too. He got fined for it. Like, it's the craziest shit ever. It is an entertaining final, so I'll give you that.

Joey's loving it. But I love that. Not that I love that, but like, Bro, he don't care. He's going to get fined. He knew he was going to get fined.

That's what you should have done with yours. What did he do? What?

Genius. He basically gave her the 1.2 mil up front and said, don't call me. For all the 18 years.

He was wilding though. I don't know if you saw the process. She texted him like, yeah, I'm pregnant. He's like, we're not having a baby. Take the plan B or whatever he's telling her. And she would text him like, hey. And he would say, send a video. She'd be like, hey. He'd be like, send a video.

all the text starts to send a video of her taking the pill it's the craziest shit ever it was trending on twitter send a video I'm surprised there wasn't like uproar about that or something like man trying to force woman but that's her decision it was a big thing and then it blew over send a video

Her body, her choice. The comments are going to go.

I don't believe in any of that. If you hit something and she says she's pregnant, shit. Wait, what's this?

That 3-1 isn't as safe as you think it is, Joe. That lead isn't as safe as you think it is, Joe.

Favorite part of the weekend? That's a good question. Hmm. I would say probably the coat night. Coat night? Yeah, I would say so. I mean, besides the watch party and shit like that. Or chilling afterwards in the backyard and shit. That was hilarious.

We had some sea bass.

Fresh fish. What kind of bass? You could rub the fork and hear the golden crisp. Oh.

Really? I extended my... I needed to hit the week, so I had a few espresso martinis yesterday. Really? I hit the official week drinking every day.

Oh, my God. Toronto Surge map one.

It literally came down to who was going to make it to the point first to win. They were both sprinting towards the point. It's a foot race. Yeah, yeah.

Ultra Heretics. I said Serge, my bad.

You need two, motherfucker. You had a beer in the airport.

Dan finally got his. Yeah.

Oh, no, but you came a day... Fuck.

It was CS Halo and something else. Can we go to the Cosm or whatever the shit that's called in Dallas and watch a game or something? I can't go anywhere because of my foot, but yeah. Bro, yes, you can. No, the fuck I cannot. That place looks fire. Have a drink, eat. Are you afraid of being in public with your leg? Not at all.

Oh, yo, Hector, I jumped in the pool with swimming, forgot about my leg, kicked the wrong way, threw it out while swimming.

Oh, from when you injured it at work? Yeah. On the job. Wait, what'd you do? You don't remember? I got injured on the job. Yeah, but he got... Could have brought down the whole company. Bro.

I'm in the weirdest funk of my life, bro. And I was talking to Peterman, and I'm like, man.

It's got to be because I'm 45 years old.

You know what it is?

I mean, I wonder now that you're running so consistently if this is going to help. I won't run in 100-degree weather. Why?

Yeah, it's a rut. I have all of these ideas that I want to execute for the vlog. I just have projects in my head that need to be done, and I just can't bring myself to even press start on it.

Seth, I would try to do... It's not even about isolating. I mean, it's really easy for me to say, I'm going to do this one. This was easy. But then I just can't follow through because of distractions. And I've never been in this position. Back in my day when I was like, I would be able to just fucking think of something and just fucking go do it. No questions asked. This is what I got to do.

There's nothing. Now I'll sit there and I'll be like, let me fucking answer this shit. Let me do this. Let me call this person. Let me do this. Let me have a meeting about this. Let me do this. Worse than ever. And it's all avoidance of doing something creative. We still have the whatnot that we haven't done. We have to figure out when we're doing that. Whenever you're ready, man.

I literally, I was telling Judy yesterday, I'm like, I might be depressed. I don't know what feeling depressed feels like, but this has to be it. Because I literally can't find happiness. Dude, I swear to God. And it's not about happiness. You know what I'm saying? I've been there before. I'm not sad. I'm not sad. I just can't produce.

And maybe the lack of producing is what's giving me this fucking ding.

Trust me, I've never really...

Yeah, good.

Dude, that's how big of a funk I've been in. I literally want to punch myself because I look in the mirror and I'm like, you fucking... You fucking loser.

I can't really be shooting out invites. When TP came and sat on your chair for the watch party, I told him, like, yo, I think I'm really good at pickleball. Let me know when you guys are going next. And he fucking invited you. Were you guys playing Warzone or something? No, I was playing with Mace.

Yeah, good. I'll be there next Monday. Are you coming or no? Yeah. What battle did you use?

1v1s is my shit. Dude, last time I played a 1v1 was against this guy, and I fucking, I started off good, and then something happened.

I'm looking forward to it. Valve reportedly made $82,000. Wait. Let me rephrase that.

Jesus.

There's no way. From CS2 cases in March. Holy shit. $82 million. $82 million.

Off of CS2 cases.

I don't even know where to fucking begin or end with the state of my favorite esport. The estimate goes to show that lucrative the skin market is for Valve with the $82 million figure only accounting for key and case purchases alone without even diving into the world of reselling skins and other cosmetic items that Valve takes a cut of in the Steam community market. So...

This is just from people buying cases. Yeah, literally. This is not from... Yo, take this fucking Dragon Lore off of me for $114,000. And they take their cut of that. And they say NFTs is not a thing.

I love that. I love that for them. I love that for their esport. I wish my favorite esport would do the same. I can't wait to get back into CS2 whenever time allows. I am...

That's insane.

This who's kids market hits record high of $4.3 billion market cap. That shit's a whole ass. That's a whole ass. A whole ass. Yeah.

Out of sight, out of mind. I love it. What are the tariffs, though? What is it?

It's pretty much an import-export tariff. It's like a tax. It'll cost, I'm going to simplify it. It'll cost Mexico, call it a 7% tax on the value of the car as it comes to the United States. So the United States off the rip takes that 7%. Now it's 25%. So a $10,000 car, you know, used to be X. Now it's double, if not triple, if not quadruple in some cases. Yeah.

But, you know, the United States has been doing a lot of like, anyway, neither here or there. Money's on sale. You guys can look. Please do your research. Don't be too afraid without doing the research. Be afraid only after you do the research. Or do what Skump does and just out of sight, out of mind it.

Oh shit. It looks like a pickup game of basketball.

Diversify your funds, bitches. Yeah. No, 100%.

but yeah I mean again it'll come back yeah it always comes back I tell Liv I'm like I'm like darling you know obviously I'm trying to be as mindful as I am when I'm you know sort of teaching her how to navigate through life and I'm like do something fun why don't you just buy a little bit of Bitcoin because she works for me right like she she helps me with my art projects and I give her you know she's got she's got her errands that she runs and shit pay her and I'm like put something buy a little bit of Bitcoin it won't you're

15, who knows where the fuck it's going to go. You won't miss it. And then buy yourself all the Pokemon cards that you want and just hold on to them. There you go.

She's into those little monkey, scare monkeys. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, I know what you're talking about, I think. The Bababubu, Lababubu. Are they like? Oh, I don't know.

Are they like plushies? No, they're like, they are dope, though. They are dope. They're like a really good collectible. You know what I'm talking about, Matt? Type in monkey with sharp teeth. I should know what it is because my house is literally littered with them right now. Have you found them? Anyway, so that's like the hot thing right now is just the collectible accessories that you get.

We saw a bunch of them in Japan, and then this year here in the United States, they're just like- They're starting to catch on? They're booming.

Click on that while I find the things.

Trailer's mid. smell that yet blood blue blood uh-oh wait was that's a red tiger coming at your ass where oh pink oh is that a cat a lemur

All right, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to episode 220 of the Optic Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money, Shopify, Factor, and we'll tell you a little bit more about them later on in this podcast. We have a man, Money Biscuit, all the way at the end.

Wait, is this like, what kind of cash is this? What do you mean with kind of cash? Matt thought that the Malaysia flag was the American flag, which I thought so too. Yeah, see these right here. Bro, I literally have, well, not I, but like I see these all the time in my- How big are they? Like this big. Oh, okay. Yeah.

How's his agility? Oh.

He said, I see these everywhere. Yeah. Bro, I see those things all over my house. Like those- I swear to God. They are cool, though. Yeah, it's just cool stuff, man. I don't know. Not my thing. Obviously, way out of my era, but I do appreciate the artwork.

All the way to the right. That one? Yeah.

The mega La Boo Boo?

I'm about to get booed with that. Look at that shit.

Yeah, I mean, I thought they were scary at first, but then they're like, there's something about them.

Yeah, that's why they're so popular right now. My daughter has been clipping those little keychains onto her backpack, and she's got all these pins and shit. And that's all you see in Japan. Here, you don't see that that often.

I have a confession to make. When you brought up lion, it hit me that I have three cats and... I haven't touched them. I haven't touched a single one of my cats. I haven't done this to them. Really? Because I still have that apprehension about cats. Well, you haven't done what to them? I haven't touched them. I haven't carried them. I haven't even touched them. I haven't touched my cats.

How long have... What do you think?

A couple months.

Oh, you just got them. Well, Jude and Liv just got them.

That is super hot. All right. So we got a couple of things that... Are you into this Minecraft movie? Are you interested in watching that at all?

Bro, Liv.

Yeah, yeah, same, same. I'll wait for it to come on VOD. Bro, Liv's like, oh my God, I can't wait to go see it. It's going to be the biggest meme movie ever. There's going to be so many cringy moments or something like that. She came back and she was like, it was so good. Apparently, the Rotten Tomatoes doesn't have it ranking that high up, right?

But look at the popcorn meter, which is like the people, the one that matters. Everybody loved it. And it's become such a such a riot inside of them where where they're like. The zombie, the zombie, the little zombie jockey comes on on top of the top of that chicken. Everybody starts throwing popcorn like, yeah, like ruckus ensues every single time.

A cat room?

So much so that the cops are screening now ahead of time.

Bro, you don't know what these- I'm sure it's good. Yeah, dude, you don't know what these guys relate to. You don't relate to the same thing. It's fucking Minecraft, dude. I fucking love Minecraft.

Wait, weren't people talking shit about the trailer? Yeah. Everybody was talking shit about everything about it. Literally. But it's a fucking hit.

it's a fucking riot like matt show the show the shenanigans that go on in the movie theater when we're like literally people it's like a it's like a soccer match in in in the middle of london they're throwing beers popcorn in the air like it's literal madness okay i'd get pissed if that was going on dude i don't know in the moment i think you'd be throwing shit too have you ever been in a full fight in school

Never. No. What? You guys didn't have food fights in here?

Like almost once a week for sure. I would be so tight. People would be throwing cookies, Pop-Tarts, or what do you call them?

Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Watch this.

yo i i take it back no no it's it's a it's it's it's fun bro the amount of no no this is this ain't even it matt there's people literally throwing pop and popcorn and a whole and cops show up kick them out um i'd be so mad yo matt delete that thing under it stock market falls 10 you know what the hell keeps reminding us of the stock market bro get this shit out of there 10 money's on sale man fuck

Oh, yeah. Anyway.

Money's on sale. Yeah. A mysterious landmark on Mars discovered by NASA. Let's see this. Let's see this. I fuck with Elon Musk heavy. Elon Musk, hit me up. Yo. Easy. Killer. Don't say that. Hey, guys. He's allowed to like the Iron Man of our generation, okay? He's not pointing towards the political aspirations of one Elon Musk.

Okay. So everybody, before you get mad at the Shotzi, he is interested because- They're trying to colonize Mars and that is a cool thing.

It's just a structure.

When you said lion.

No, it's like popping out of the ground. It's not going into the ground. Really? It's convexed, not concave.

Yeah. That's the face, the old face. This is a face? Yeah, it's not the same thing. What's scarier? Oh, wait. Move up, move up, move up, move up, move up, move up.

When you said lion, like, we have Skittles. No, you see me as the best. We have Skittles. sabrina and evelyn evelyn is the one i was thinking about anyway they're hella cute so cool i'm like i'm i'm like the other day i was so close to live had one in her hands and what's going on there i was like i wanted to grab one no no no i was so close to but i just can't bring myself to um yo uh

The exclamation mark isn't the only landmark which has been flagged. I can't read from here. Has flagged the suspicious over the years either.

Us being alone.

How do you know? Because science says that there is. There are two spaceships that are on our way now. They were traveling at the speed of light in one direction, and all of a sudden they beelined it straight into our direction, currently as we sit here today.

Fucking somewhere in the far galaxy. A different galaxy. Galaxy. Deadass? Deadass. You got to think about... You got to think about... Think about infinity outwards, right? And then think about quantum... Think about, all right, for us, you see an ant and it looks really, really tiny, right? Yeah. What is the same scale of insect or being or whatever for the ant?

Because if we're this big and we can see an ant, then the ant can see that much smaller also. And then that thing will see smaller. So it keeps getting contracted and contracted and contracted.

Yeah.

Our galaxy, yeah. Or our universe.

Is it a galaxy or a universe? I don't remember. I think it's a galaxy. Whatever it is. But the same way that you think about the expanding universe, how it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger, you have to think about the same thing

Many reasons, right? Think about... How do you... How do you communicate to an entire species that you are not there to... Cause harm. The panic. You got to think about religion, right?

Our oceans. Yeah, what are they going to pay with? Because they just found a diamond bigger than the sun. Why do you think they come to our galaxy? Sultan. Because we are an intelligent life form. Wait, so are they smarter than us? I don't know if they're necessarily smarter than us. I just think they're more advanced than us.

The same way they're like, would you say that you're smarter today than a guy your age in the 1800s? No. But you know more.

He'd kill you.

Oh, dude, think about it. They don't even know what a TV is.

Yeah, dude, you got to think about it like this, right?

Well, that's the other thing, too, right? If there is other life form elsewhere, then you've got to think what it does to religion and what religious people believe in in whatever religion they are a part of, right? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I understand that. I don't know. I think it'd be ignorant for us to, I don't know, it's a 50-50. I say yes.

When I went fishing this year, I was staring up into the sky and I saw a satellite.

Zero. Zero.

Dude, it is the most gorgeous thing.

Every single star. And I'm talking about what you see now. You see some, right? Yeah. Now imagine all of every space that you see there is filled with stars. Like you see- Just pull up a picture.

Wow. Yeah. Like that's how it looks. That's what you guys saw?

Look. I also want to see the- I took a picture of this.

Those are stars. That's a galaxy. That's a galaxy. That's a galaxy. And I'll tell you what. When I look straight at it, I couldn't see it. If I looked over to the side, then I could see it. But every time I focused on it, it disappeared. Why? I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, but it's backyard chronic. You know what I mean? It's not that chronic. It's just like a- But yeah, that's how it looks. It is a sight to be seen.

I wanted to touch base, obviously, on the state of the team, but my ADHD is getting me. Are those too big for you? No, they're not. No, I can clearly see that there's...

Well, no. So I was looking up and I saw one tiny little light go forward and then right. And I'm like, I don't know no satellite that'll do that.

They can.

Damn, bro.

I mean, it's filtered.

Okay, so you see those bright, Matt, point towards the brighter stars.

I don't know. Okay. Those are the ones that you see. It's like another sun, dog. Every single star is a sun. You know that, right? Not until now. Okay. So every single dot that you see- Yo, we are yapping right now.

They're going to leave a like because of how good it is. But listen, every single star that you see is a sun. Okay. Right? So that's how many suns there are out there.

It's just the way nature intended it to be. That's fucking insane.

Anyway, get back to the topics at hand, man.

What are you going to watch? Ad Astra? Gravity?

Gravity's really good with Sandra Bullock.

We have a man, Shotzi, the Scumper Jumper, and yours truly, Mr. Big Optic Hex here, coming at you with another Top 5 Kill Cams.

Yeah. So good.

I was 17 years old.

Oh, my God, bro. It's so good. Thought-provoking. Is it like full-on sci-fi? It's a full-on sci-fi. Psychological or not really? Yeah, a little bit of both. Have you ever seen Sphere? No. The Sphere? No. Have you seen The Sphere? You don't watch movies, right?

Some new shit, but it's old. This one... This one fucking lives rent-free.

Same thing. It's an outer space thing that they found at the bottom of our ocean. That's all I'll say. Ooh, like some Alienverse kind of shit? Look who the actors are. Dustin fucking Huffman. Who's the girl? Who is the girl? Is that Samuel?

That is Sharon the Legend Stone.

Yeah. Oh, what is that? Look at the Rotten Tomatoes, 13%. What?

No, no, I'm telling you, it's so good. I've never seen this. I've never seen this.

Oh, no, no, I have seen this.

1923, a prequel to Yellowstone. Yellowstone, okay.

I haven't started season three.

Well, it's Danny McBride. What are you going to do?

Is it rare?

Righteous Gemstones? Yeah. I don't know. I think it's... Again, I have no motivation to do nothing. Dude, I'm worried about you, man. Should be. Really? No.

I've never been in a funk. What do you think about this dire wolf being brought back from extinction?

Bro, a dire wolf is the size of a fucking lion.

You never seen Game of Thrones?

They went extinct? They went extinct. I actually want to see ants like- Over 10,000 years ago, they went extinct, right? So they don't exist no more. But because they found genetic code in fossils or in amber, those sort of things, they were able- Yeah, the mosquito. They were able to extract the DNA. Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? Yes. The first one? I mean, all I remember is dinosaurs.

That's essentially what they did right here. Pick two to defend you. The rest are coming to kill you. I'm picking a fucking human.

I'll pick the human every time.

The human with the fucking AR.

I actually think about it.

Okay, fine. Easy. Ready? Uh, how many do I get to pick? Not so easy, is it? No, I get to pick two? You get to pick two. Okay, one fucking brown bear and a fucking elephant.

Yeah.

Oh, you're so chalked. That is a horrible selection. An elephant?

No, you only get two. What? You guys are both tweaking. You get two picks, right? Yeah. That's what I just did. Ah, fuck. I would have to pick. I get four bears and one elephant.

No, I get it. I love those.

Oh, dude. Okay, so I picked one elephant and one bear.

Dude, I'll pick four bears and one fucking elephant. Bro, I'll get four bears and then eight wolves.

No, but these are fire, right?

That's one croc.

That croc's biting at things' ankles. The elephant can do the same thing to every single animal there. Unless those are saltwater crocodiles. Wait, wait, wait.

A full-grown matriarch.

Oh, right there. 13,000 pounds. Okay, search up rhinos, rhinos. A rhino. All right, 13,000. 13,000 pounds.

A white rhino, half. Damn. Bro, what do they eat to be 5,000?

Yeah, I'm going to get you a new pair because, Jesus Christ, throw those out. I've never seen those look that bad. Anyway, I'm going to get you a smaller size, though, so they fit really good. You even took off the sports mode. Yeah, and I don't like the sports mode. We're doing a sneaker cam.

The baby rhinos. Bro, they look like they're armored. Because of how their skin folds.

Okay, listen. The fact that you're not picking an elephant in a survival situation where he's just a violent thing...

No. You're just picking them to defend you. You're standing back and watching the fight and seeing, holy fuck, there goes three of my bears.

One elephant, four bears, or is that faded? No, that's not that bad. No, I would pick four bears and one elephant. I still think y'all are faded, but... And listen, if I'm near a river, then I'm obviously picking three crocodiles.

Three tigers ain't shit.

The tiger's out there scratching his back. He's like, oh shit, lower, lower. No way. I haven't been able to scratch my back since I was a teenager.

Have you seen an elephant? fold a human in half because he whipped him too many times? He's done that? Oh, yeah. We're not talking about humans, though. I think it was in India. This guy kept whipping him to try to get the elephant to pick some shit up, and the elephant said, you know what, motherfucker? You're done.

Grabs him, kind of fucking breaks his leg just by stepping on him, and then he folds him over himself and then smushes him.

I have a dark brain.

That's what's got me in the funk?

Faces of death. When did that come out, Matt? Because I should have been in the funk since 1993.

Ladies and gentlemen, let us know in the comment section down below what would you pick. We are going to run a program, an AI program, to see who picked the best and why. I'm kidding. We're not going to do that. But definitely tell us in the section down below who you would pick and why you would pick them. Ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate you watching this podcast.

We apologize for my man Money Biscuit not making it in time. But we'll see you guys next week. Goodbye. We just went crazy. Peace. You're welcome. You're welcome.

It's everyday pair. Air Jordan 1 Lowe's. You actually drew that? Yeah. Do you want me to make you some?

The low tops? Air Jordan?

No, Air Jordan Lowe's. Fire, fire.

Yeah, anyway, this is not a sneaker show. Could be. So you guys went 2-0 on the weekend. Listen, as happy as I am to see the boys having fun out there, I'm so apprehensive. I was talking to Jude, and I'm like, man, we...

Of the week. Bo's just an accident on the tollway, so he's dragging ass a little bit.

we got over that the dark period and listen i'm not counting my chickens they were dark times by any means but like it we were out there fighting for y'all man bro we were like it is we stood by you guys every step of the way listen i ain't gonna lie the last couple i was like all right

Like, yo, we actually looked good this week. What would have happened, in your opinion, Seth, if it wasn't L.A. Thieves that they played for their last match and it was some middle of the pack team and we beat them? Change would have still came, right?

Do you think we would have continued to push through?

Was seven minutes late today?

Not good because the two superstars were waiting.

You need a new PC?

Yeah. Hey, question, are you allowed to stream? Yeah.

Oh, okay, okay.

I have been... I have been in such a rut creatively, and I want to get into that. And the reason that I'm bringing that up is because I'm trying to find triggers that get me back on track. But to finish off the conversation about this team, I was talking to Jude, and I'm like, man, it feels like we finally went through that dark period. We all knew it was going to end.

We all knew that it was going to turn a corner at some point, and then we were going to have to—

start over in a way to to get the cohesion in the team and go there because you know winning a match here and there like obviously that's that's doable but to do it consistently and have a real competitive um a competitive edge against everybody else to or to at least get to a top three top four uh position like it it's it's a grind right I I can only imagine I mean I can experience it but man I remember making a point to remember I'm like man we made it through that dark time and

I didn't want to say it out loud because obviously I don't want to jinx shit. Oh, I thought you were about to grab the alien. That's the sage. Sage. But I remember making it a point to remember. I'm like, man, that was the darkest shit we've been through in such a long time. Never in my life. I swear to God, at points, I felt like I was not – I was like –

Having an out-of-body experience, watching me and this team have that bad of a thing, I could not believe it. Yeah, it was tough. Yeah.

Yeah, we can only imagine how it felt for you. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm glad that we've made – and again, to sort of explain my mentality during all this is I can't add stress to an already stressful situation. And I know that a lot of people just want somebody to walk in with a hammer and just start breaking shit and fucking move this guy there, move this guy to flex, as if –

The freedom of oneself to do what they want and not want was out the window. They just thought that we were going to say, AG, you're running flex now, and he was going to be like, okay.

Does Dashie pop up with an SMG sometimes? Yeah, he does.

The map. Verdansk is godlike. Yeah, it is a good map. I have no one to play with.

What do you mean? Dude, first of all, I'm not going to get... I'd love to be the... That is a really bad excuse.

Bro, for the majority of my gaming side of my career, I've played with three individuals. I've played with Hutch, Diesel, Jay, and Fwiz my entire career. And then Hutch is a political analyst now for the lefts. For the lefts. And then... Fuez is obviously out there doing his fucking insane crypto run that he's having. Congrats to him. And then Diesel is playing baseball. He's playing baseball?

Yeah, whoa. Yeah, for the Sox. The Sox? No, man. No, he's playing baseball. Oh, the show. Yeah, the show. I was about to say. Yeah, so I've lost my trio, duo, or whatever. But if y'all ever need some, I'm fucking there 100%. Dude, it's so much fun.

We're there next Monday. But my excuse- Oh, you don't practice on Mondays? So you'll be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's basically hitscan. Matt, can you rank my weapons up, please? Thank you. We share the same computers. Nothing illegal here. Yeah, no, I'm hype. I'm hype to, again, this goes back to the fucking same thing that I was saying earlier. I have not been able to do anything. For the past two weeks, I've been literally stuck in quicksand.