Heath Cornus
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A lady broke my heart recently. She said she'd always be in my corner, but she's not. She left. She's not in my corner. She left. Stupid fucking bitch. But you know what's always been in my corner? You know what's actually in my corner? Stiff socks. And Freedom. I met a nice lady the other night. She told me that she had a mommy kink, and that's great for me. That's perfect. I'm kinky.
I have a fucking thing that moves kink. I didn't use protection. I'm not supposed to know what that is. Just a small boy. She asked me if I had some, I said, when I'm in danger, I call 911. I'm a dad now. Thank you.
Play it. Play the music. Yeah, if you're going to hit it, fucking hit it. Jesus. She let me on. She told me that she would take care of me. She told me that she had milk. She said I could grow with her. Was this your mother?
No, that's my kink. I'm on a nurse.
Like, literally, like, I just got back from San Juan today. Today? Yeah.
This weekend. This whole weekend. I was doing, like, a private gig for, like, a bunch of millionaires, and, like, I did this house party. All the venues pulled out. I don't know why, but...
Yeah, I just, I mean, I didn't tan much. I wore SPF 100, you know. Yeah, kid's proof.
Yeah, I brought a chick. You brought a chick? Yeah, I brought a chick.
I sat in her lap. I didn't even have to buy a ticket.
Don't hide now. The electricity did go out like three times. Okay. Fuck this. Fuck this.
It didn't smell like garbage.