Hassan (waiter at Liebman's Deli)
Appearances
This American Life
332: The Ten Commandments
Wait to order even more time. What can I do for you? I work as a waiter. I've been here since 1995. It's almost 13 years working in this place.
This American Life
332: The Ten Commandments
Well, people usually they steal a lot of things. They steal different stuff. For example, they steal umbrellas from other customers. Really? Oh, yeah. I saw it with my eye. The guy was a lawyer. He had a broken umbrella. In the umbrella box, there was a good umbrella. He took it away. Do you think he might have been mistaken? I don't think so. Lawyers, they don't make mistakes.
This American Life
332: The Ten Commandments
There was two couples. One of the couple's wife, she used to sit on the right side of the corner. She used to sit in this booth. Yeah, this booth. She used to take salt and pepper from tables. No matter what we did, no matter what we said, no matter what we act, she never changed it. She always took it. I believe that she took at least two dozens during the two years period.
This American Life
332: The Ten Commandments
Yeah, totally. I mean, during the two years period. Like at one second I missed, one second I missed, gone. And she was a regular customer? Oh, yeah. Regular customer. And I believe she was doing everywhere, wherever she goes. Well, what I don't understand is what will she do with two dozen salt and pepper shakers? I don't know. I don't know. That's what I want to know, too. Maybe she has a store.
This American Life
332: The Ten Commandments
He get mad. He get mad at me because I said, you are not allowed to take it.
This American Life
332: The Ten Commandments
No way. No way? No way. The lawyer? That's why he has two houses.