Guest character (unnamed – his brief line plays off the Ariana Grande pun)
Appearances
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Right.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
I used to just hit a boat with my hands if I wanted to.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
God damn it. All right. This boat ain't going to sail itself. Let's go, boys.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Telling people how big they should be and how big the bridges are and how they fit. what leg they go in first.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
The idea is to create room for a growth Liebenstrahlman within the britches.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
But sometimes when it's a skinny lady, sometimes I close me eyes and I think of my mother.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Hey, hey, I washed it for you. So, things got a little messy.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
I'm just going to say I might have had a legume too many last night.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
I try to be with my haunted wife and I wish I could see my dead child. But instead, I'll be a king of an island. Also, you can just say baby grave. Yeah.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
A dead baby's grave is true.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
It's sort of like, it's kind of like the... the angel of death gave me my groove back. And he just allowed me to go live my best life in the Indies. She's too hot to be a mom. I just, yeah, that's what he was saying. My heart has killed all of my kids.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
This is a lady doing it. A special.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Is his head supposed to collapse? Can we get some sort of inflatable? Is that inflatable to fix this man's head? Because we take off 45 minutes from now.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Okay, all right. And remember, this is unpleasant, but we don't want it to be entirely so. All right? So enjoy.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Yeah.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Yeah.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Yeah.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
We'll cut off her face and show the whole world her stupid little skull. Yeah!
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Where's Nemo in this?
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Can't we, Mr. Grande?
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Cool.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
You like sandcastles, right?
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Because I just feel that the semen
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
God damn it. I'm sick of going on these capes of good hopes.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
If only I was younger. I've been saying this since I was four.
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Episode 606: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part II - Batavia's Graveyard
Because I'm a funny guy.