George

Tacky. This is an episode about financial faux pas, and apparently I committed one. Big one. While just trying to prepare for my daughter's future. Like, what a noble way to be tacky.

Okay, here's what happened. And this is not a joke.

Okay, here's what happened. And this is not a joke.

Okay, here's what happened. And this is not a joke.

What you guys need to know is that I'm tired of crap. And babies just get a lot of stuff. And people just think, I bet they want more stuff. And so we keep getting stuff. And so I thought for the party, which, by the way, was just family and close friends. I decided... Close friends.

What you guys need to know is that I'm tired of crap. And babies just get a lot of stuff. And people just think, I bet they want more stuff. And so we keep getting stuff. And so I thought for the party, which, by the way, was just family and close friends. I decided... Close friends.

What you guys need to know is that I'm tired of crap. And babies just get a lot of stuff. And people just think, I bet they want more stuff. And so we keep getting stuff. And so I thought for the party, which, by the way, was just family and close friends. I decided... Close friends.

To be honest, I wanted nothing to do with the invite list. And it was just like, Winnie, invite your best girlfriends. I don't have friends. Guys don't want to go to first birthday parties. Can we just say that? That's fair. That's fair. So anyways, I decided, you know what? Instead of making everyone like, hey, bring a gift, bring more stuff. What if I did a little QR code?

To be honest, I wanted nothing to do with the invite list. And it was just like, Winnie, invite your best girlfriends. I don't have friends. Guys don't want to go to first birthday parties. Can we just say that? That's fair. That's fair. So anyways, I decided, you know what? Instead of making everyone like, hey, bring a gift, bring more stuff. What if I did a little QR code?

To be honest, I wanted nothing to do with the invite list. And it was just like, Winnie, invite your best girlfriends. I don't have friends. Guys don't want to go to first birthday parties. Can we just say that? That's fair. That's fair. So anyways, I decided, you know what? Instead of making everyone like, hey, bring a gift, bring more stuff. What if I did a little QR code?

And if you so chose, you could give to her future college fund. So I made it cute. It was really cute. It said like... Cowgirls, blah, blah, blah, support Cowgirls College Fund with a QR code to go scan and donate directly to the fund. This was not like my then, though.

And if you so chose, you could give to her future college fund. So I made it cute. It was really cute. It said like... Cowgirls, blah, blah, blah, support Cowgirls College Fund with a QR code to go scan and donate directly to the fund. This was not like my then, though.

And if you so chose, you could give to her future college fund. So I made it cute. It was really cute. It said like... Cowgirls, blah, blah, blah, support Cowgirls College Fund with a QR code to go scan and donate directly to the fund. This was not like my then, though.

So I then posted on social media, like I'm posting the picture as a joke, like when you give people financial advice and you're the girl that, whatever, as a funny joke. Then people thought, wow, he's soliciting donations from social media now. So they thought it was tacky that I was on social trying to get money for my daughter's college fund. Which was not your intent of that.

So I then posted on social media, like I'm posting the picture as a joke, like when you give people financial advice and you're the girl that, whatever, as a funny joke. Then people thought, wow, he's soliciting donations from social media now. So they thought it was tacky that I was on social trying to get money for my daughter's college fund. Which was not your intent of that.

So I then posted on social media, like I'm posting the picture as a joke, like when you give people financial advice and you're the girl that, whatever, as a funny joke. Then people thought, wow, he's soliciting donations from social media now. So they thought it was tacky that I was on social trying to get money for my daughter's college fund. Which was not your intent of that.

Which was not the intent. It was supposed to be a funny joke. Like, this is classic George behavior that amidst all the gifts, George is like, hey, you could donate to the college fund because it will, at a 12% rate of return, it'll turn it, you know, nerding out.

Which was not the intent. It was supposed to be a funny joke. Like, this is classic George behavior that amidst all the gifts, George is like, hey, you could donate to the college fund because it will, at a 12% rate of return, it'll turn it, you know, nerding out.

Which was not the intent. It was supposed to be a funny joke. Like, this is classic George behavior that amidst all the gifts, George is like, hey, you could donate to the college fund because it will, at a 12% rate of return, it'll turn it, you know, nerding out.

And to be fair, not a single person donated to the college fund. So... But I did get really good at Canva. I became an expert in Canva just making this.