Gary Shandling
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Hold on.
Hold on.
See? It's so good because it's so mutual.
See? It's so good because it's so mutual.
I hope you're sitting down. Oh, Denise, I am sitting down. Well, then, don't get up, because I have here... So good. ...for tonight's holy thing to fight, and I would like to bring... That's great. Let me see him. Let me see him.
I hope you're sitting down. Oh, Denise, I am sitting down. Well, then, don't get up, because I have here... So good. ...for tonight's holy thing to fight, and I would like to bring... That's great. Let me see him. Let me see him.
Let me see. This is... Please invite him. Please invite me to your party.
Let me see. This is... Please invite him. Please invite me to your party.
Hank, I was just going to invite you when you came in.
Hank, I was just going to invite you when you came in.
Is that you that was looking this way? No. Who was looking right here when I was walking in? When I was standing out there, didn't you see that I was walking in? No. Was that you?
Is that you that was looking this way? No. Who was looking right here when I was walking in? When I was standing out there, didn't you see that I was walking in? No. Was that you?
Hold on. Before I shake your hand and say... First you said, no, that wasn't me. No, I didn't see you. I swear I didn't see you.
Hold on. Before I shake your hand and say... First you said, no, that wasn't me. No, I didn't see you. I swear I didn't see you.
That's true. But you said, is it you that looked out there? What I was doing was talking to my producer that was here. Right, because you were standing about here looking this way. Yeah. Well, that is the way it sounded, but it was me. Don't touch me. Did it look like me? It looks like me. And it smells like you. But it might have been me. I doubt that it's you. What are you doing?
That's true. But you said, is it you that looked out there? What I was doing was talking to my producer that was here. Right, because you were standing about here looking this way. Yeah. Well, that is the way it sounded, but it was me. Don't touch me. Did it look like me? It looks like me. And it smells like you. But it might have been me. I doubt that it's you. What are you doing?
It's my contact lenses. That's why I have these on. These are my prescriptions. Okay. Hi. Pleasure to see you. Gary Shandling. I've never met Ricky before. So this is actually... It's real uncomfortable.
It's my contact lenses. That's why I have these on. These are my prescriptions. Okay. Hi. Pleasure to see you. Gary Shandling. I've never met Ricky before. So this is actually... It's real uncomfortable.
And yet exciting because there will never be, as they say, this first moment again when I meet you the first time. Well, where do you want to do this interview then? I'll go long as long as the kitchen sink isn't so bad.
And yet exciting because there will never be, as they say, this first moment again when I meet you the first time. Well, where do you want to do this interview then? I'll go long as long as the kitchen sink isn't so bad.
Hold on.
See? It's so good because it's so mutual.
I hope you're sitting down. Oh, Denise, I am sitting down. Well, then, don't get up, because I have here... So good. ...for tonight's holy thing to fight, and I would like to bring... That's great. Let me see him. Let me see him.
Let me see. This is... Please invite him. Please invite me to your party.
Hank, I was just going to invite you when you came in.
Is that you that was looking this way? No. Who was looking right here when I was walking in? When I was standing out there, didn't you see that I was walking in? No. Was that you?
Hold on. Before I shake your hand and say... First you said, no, that wasn't me. No, I didn't see you. I swear I didn't see you.
That's true. But you said, is it you that looked out there? What I was doing was talking to my producer that was here. Right, because you were standing about here looking this way. Yeah. Well, that is the way it sounded, but it was me. Don't touch me. Did it look like me? It looks like me. And it smells like you. But it might have been me. I doubt that it's you. What are you doing?
It's my contact lenses. That's why I have these on. These are my prescriptions. Okay. Hi. Pleasure to see you. Gary Shandling. I've never met Ricky before. So this is actually... It's real uncomfortable.
And yet exciting because there will never be, as they say, this first moment again when I meet you the first time. Well, where do you want to do this interview then? I'll go long as long as the kitchen sink isn't so bad.