Funny Marco

My name is Martin.

Yeah, I'm a stylist and a fashion designer.

That's nice. Real pretty. But we was having a conversation in the car. Pretty wild. Last year, not recently, I got a girl now, but I brought a girl around Marco. We was just, you know, kicking it somewhere. And she ended up taking a picture with him. And I felt like that was like, That's a non-negotiable. Like, you can't come back around. I can't fuck with you.

She didn't even... I mean, even if she asked, I felt like it was the, like, audacity. Like, I brought you all my friends or somebody that I could potentially date, and you're going to ask them for a picture. You know, that was kind of fairness to me.

I don't think Marco think that it's not fair.

No, baseball game ain't the right setting. What was the setting y'all were in? We was at like a little sports bar. We was at a sports bar.

Blocked. Wow. So let me ask y'all a question. Let's flip it. If you went somewhere, let's just say you went somewhere, right? and you brought your date, and there was... Sweetie. Sweetie. There, and your date asked for a picture with Sweetie. How would you feel?

Yeah.

I think it's about the audacity of it. It's like, if I'm bringing you around my dog, like... And y'all chilling. And we chilling.

You don't ask for a picture with another nigga.

Yeah.

Nah, that ain't never happened to me. I mean, I've definitely brought women around. They weren't my girl, but I've definitely brought women around.

Yeah, they ended up, yeah. But, yeah, that's just what it is when you date someone that you just bring somebody around that's not your girl. Yeah. I ain't never been in a situation where I brought my girls around somebody and they didn't, nah.

Yeah, I done been in that situation.

Even after permission, if you got to ask, that would rub me the wrong way because in my mind, it's like, why would you even ask me that?

Yeah. For real? Yeah, for sure, because it's like... He from Chicago, too. Oh.

Yeah, I said, Chicago people think different.

Yeah, you can tell. They think different. I just think it's like, bro, like... If we chilling, like, I can understand, like, we at a show, it's like everybody taking pictures. Oh, you know what I'm saying? This is one of my favorite, you know what I'm saying, entertainers. Let me take a picture. But if we just chilling, I feel like it's a time and a place for everything.

If we in a family environment, why would you open your mouth to ask them for a picture?

Ain't no asking. Ain't no asking.

But I want my mama to be like, I don't need to take no pictures. I'm already around this. I'm in this space already. You know what I'm saying? I don't need to ask. Nigga, I need to be taking pictures with what I'm with.

Yeah. She was thirsty.

No. No, I ended up, I followed her, right? I was following her. I ended up going on her page a couple days later because she posted, she had a highlight with him in the picture. Oh, that's thirsty for real. That was thirsty.

A highlight.

So the conversation was, dude, we think it's right to do random FaceTime calls. Like me, I'm a person that, yo, what you doing? I'm about to FaceTime you. I always warn somebody before I FaceTime them because I don't know what they're doing.

Now, if you my girl, I can FaceTime you anytime I want. Agreed. But if you ain't my girl, I don't know what you're doing. You know what I'm saying? I think it's a respect thing, you know? But I feel like you can call it because she pick up, she pick up.

Wow. So you got to do it all the time?

We got to be at a certain level before you can just FaceTime.

What if you FaceTime her three different times randomly? No, that's crazy. No, no, no. Oh, you said randomly. If you FaceTime her three different times randomly and she tell you that she busy every time, How you going to fix it? I'm done.

Wow, see, I knew that. Somebody randomly and they don't pick up, they decline my call. You know, I'm weary that time. But if I do it again... Yeah, I do agree with that. Chicago? That's Chicago.

Yeah, Pacheco, he's a little injured right now. Yeah, a little injured. I'm fighting through it.

Oh, yeah, I definitely could. I would really try to get to know you.

I've been a Chiefs fan since Trent Green.

Yeah, but it doesn't feel like a big game. I feel like because we already know what's going to happen.

It's like, why, you know? Yes. Yeah. It's that. Like, you know, it's just like when you eat. You just know, okay, like, it's like you getting excited to get in the shower. Like, you know you just got to get in there. Right. You know?

It's just like that. You got to do it.

Yeah, yeah.

41?

It became Funny Marco with owning up to who you are. I feel like sometimes when you are a person that deal with any type of struggles, sometimes you get picked on for that. But sometimes accept them and understand that this is a part of life that I'm born with. So I feel like once I learned my struggles that I was at, And nobody could make fun of me. I was able to be funny, too.

You know what I'm saying? So you can't let me down. So that's that. So anybody in the world that's out there, if you're dealing with anything that you feel like is hard, just sometimes accept it and understand this is how I'm made. And don't let nobody tear you apart.

Wow, that was a big word. I wish I knew that. You know that word, Marco. See, look. I told you. Imperfections.

Yeah, embrace it.

Exactly.

Like on a personal level, has it?

I say now I'm at a point where I do stand-up too as well. So when I actually talk to my audience, I'm sharing them who I am and what I go through and also letting people know no matter what race you are, we all go through the same thing and just different reasons. You know what I'm saying?

So understand that love yourself and put God first, and that's the most important thing that's going to get you there. Were you picked on? I say yeah because I struggle with reading and spelling. So the thing is, and I always say the word wrong and people laugh at me, but it's funny. But I deal with dyslexia. Okay. And also ADHD. So with those things.

Yes.

I did too, yeah. So with that being said. You and me are the same age. Look at that. I don't like spelling. This is not me. I don't like spelling. I'm allergic to spelling. I don't like spelling or reading. But, again, I know the basics. I know the basics, but don't just give it to me. Let somebody else do it. And some people are good at that. I'm good at other things. Yes. That's that.

I like that.

And it feels good, right? Yeah, yeah. It's something I always wonder. It's like me when I go to sleep. Right when I lay down, I start thinking about the stuff I haven't done. Your mind's racing. Yeah, so it's always that. I'm like, what do I do to slow it down? Like, I do want to slow down sometimes because I overthink. When I'm cleaning up, I'm cleaning the bathroom.

I'm like, oh, yeah, my bed not made. Then I make the bed. I'm like, oh, it's nice. I need to get back to the bathroom. I get to the bathroom. I'm hungry. I get food, and I'm done cleaning.

Because some people are not. You get a girlfriend, she's like, why are you not finishing tasks? Like, I'm not a task finisher. I cannot finish a task.

I want to. I actually want to. Oh, you've never taken it before? No, I haven't, but I heard it's the thing.

So the thing is, they said, well, they were like, okay, if you take it, will you be you? And I'm like, oh, that's a good question. Like, would I change? Would I not think how I want to think? Would the creativity go away?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it just opened a new side.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

See, I said I want to go, I want to find me my nearest doctor and go for it. I do want to do it. All right.

I went to the casino, too, and put my thing in.

No, my tattoo. I got to show you my tattoo.

I love you, man.

I got three of them. I love you, too. I got three tattoos in the Chiefs. If I don't get them, they're going to lose. Right. So I had to get them.

Yeah, before the game. I already did it before.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's not an if. It's not an if. This is my doing. It's on my leg. What if they lose? I mean, we can whisper about it. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was right before. Man, that's like a sleeve. Yep, and that's the bottom of LA. So that's before we had got it. That is very cool. And that was February 7th. Right. Time stamped it. Yeah, let them know.

Yeah, I am. Yeah. And especially being from Kansas City. Kansas City, we don't have a lot. So all we got is barbecue in Kansas City Chiefs. Right. So this is really a big break for us. So I feel like this is dope. I do wish the Super Bowl could stay in Vegas. Right. Why? Because Vegas was just a great experience. Yeah, it's cool.

I'm not saying that this is not, but it was just like there you can hotels, enough hotels. There was a lot of, you know, big casinos. And you met a lot of players because I got to meet Baker Mayfield. And they were just all in a room. You know, they were out. Like, you know, out was more of a city where you're more comfortable walking out and stuff. So, Baker Mayfield was really great.

And that was, like, dope to me. I really like Baker Mayfield. I wish he could come play for the Chiefs and be behind Patrick Mahomes. Behind Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. It would be good. Yeah.

Yeah. To get a ring.

Let's aim bigger. Steph Curry was great to run into. Do they notice you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, my God. Chris Jones. Chris Jones is really like on the animal on the field. When you hear him, you're like, yeah, man. I'm like, that's your real voice? And he's just like, yeah, it's me. He's like, I'm Chris Jones.

I'm like, hey, that's your real voice. That's the guy who's got 18 sets a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. I'm on the film. I'm a different person. I'm like, wow. Oh, Mike Tyson. Oh, my God, I was scared.

Oh, my God.

I was scared. And he has threatened to kill my co-host. Oh, my God. He told me to get up, and I got up. Mike Tyson scared me.

I got up. Yeah.

Yeah, I feel like it's so, I put so much, and you probably decided when I put so much pressure on myself, I feel like it's so more to do. Yeah, always. And I also just be, grateful for what I am getting, I feel like it's something more to be grateful for. So I just always like working.

And some people ask me, like I told my friend, if I had a chance to get a billion dollars in one day or I can get a billion dollars for sure for working what I'm doing, I'm going to take the working route.

But then it's born after that. Yeah, I guess you're right.

But why not just get paid the billion? It's just like, I don't have to work no more. And it's just like, you know, some people, and I feel like it's a... It's a Gemini thing. Every Gemini actually keep going. And also people that's creative, too, outside of the Gemini, like you, just kind of being in that field of creativity. Like, I love to leave a mark. I love to leave memories with people.

And leaving something with people is the most important thing because, you know, because we're not, you know, ever going on. So to be grateful for life is very, very important.

Yeah, it's a gift and a curse. It is, right? That's why I feel like with me, I feel like I'm not doing enough. Because you want to turn your mind off, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can't turn your mind off. Yeah, because even when I'm asleep, I'm still up, you know?

Really? You don't like watching yourself either.

Me either. I don't. So I do stand-up, and people are like, listen over to this, and it's so hard. I can't.

Exactly.

I haven't only watched one interview of my life over. Wow. Wow, that's crazy, right? Yeah. The comedy tour. Tell us about it. It's getting people to know me. And I also like that I cater.

They know a part of me. Right. They don't know you. They don't know you the way I've got it. It's really a real-life energy thing. So, again, certain people will be like. And Cat Williams said this. He was on a podcast with Theo Vaughn. He was just like, when people meet you, they feel like they already know you. He said, because I'm putting out the real me on the side.

And some people can't do that. And I feel like I put the real me every time I meet anybody.

Yeah, I'm still on tour right now.

I first did because I didn't like talking around a lot of people. And now that I'm just like, it's my gift and it's my calling, that's what I'm doing, you know?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, it is.

I think I don't remember dates. I don't. I love you. They never know where I'm going.

No.

No, you do stand up.

You get in there and you're just winging it all day.

Okay.

Okay, I got you.

Who doesn't pee in the pool?

Yeah, exactly.

Okay. Do you do it? Which one? Farting on a plane. I fart on a plane. I haven't got Mark, no. I ain't got that because I feel bad because I know they're going to know it's me. Right. And it's just going to be bad. And you're too honest.

Yeah, yeah. I can't do that. That's Mark, no. That's Mark, no. Ketchup on a hot dog. On a hot dog, no. But dip in a hot dog, yeah. You're okay with that. Yeah, yeah.

I want to know what does it take to be a great dad? Because I know you want.

My next question is, how do you handle... Being the person to say yes, and then when it's time for you to get a yes, it's kind of you don't really get that back.

Yeah.

It's a great question, man. Yeah, I know it.

I told you. I know it. I know it. I know you. Look.

Yeah, no, we are. Look.

I know. We will. We will. You're already celebrating. The hope is out. I don't never hope for nothing. You know?

Yeah, it is. It is. 31-41. Remember that. Mark my words. I thought it was 41-38. What'd I say last time? I'll be tripping, okay? And I lie, too. I lie so damn good. So do I. I believe it. When you lie so good, you just believe it. I'm going to hug you. I'm going to hug you right now, man. I am going to hug you. Yeah! That's it. Yeah, a couple of liars, yeah.

The good thing about lying, I do it to protect them, not me.

How long you been lying?

31.

Right, that's it.

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What's your name again?

I forgot it. You remember mine? We've never had. I never even get to ask you your name.

Don't ever.

Okay, yeah. I mean, but still. Because you that guy.

That's it.

And then behind us saying, wrap it up. So that's what we're going to do. Because we could have went all day.

Seven. Can you name them? Yeah, one of them is like Marco, and then I got Ricky, and I got Taylor Swift. Right. I'm a Swifty. Okay. Travis Kelsey. Patrick. I'm a Patrick, too. Patty. I'm on my homes. Yeah. And then you got Marco Summers. Right. What happened to Pacheco?