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Feel good. You know, I'm honestly stoked me and Bob don't owe each other anything. I did. I gave you a good break. You're lucky. Yo, I'm not going to lie.

Kyle, I felt so bad. I'm like trying so hard to like hit something. I couldn't. You played bad.

yeah but bro he's on blacked out he has 750 that's what i'm saying he has an advantage on the back nine because all the rest of the boys drink hard on the front nine he stays pretty sober when i pulled up today sonny i was like no i could tell yeah i was like boys like when i play for money i play to win no i told gunner i go call me out of the match today i go i'm not i'm not going woke up on a twin bed in the east hotel in the living room on the floor

Yeah, I survived. Haven't slept, I mean, dude, the last three weeks. Jesus Christ. Bender City.

Low-key one.

I like Mike. Here we go. Been waiting for this big moment, eh? Mike, guy.

I mean, I... Fuck. I thought we were chilling. We were chilling for sure. Guy came up to me. Good guy. When we were at the bar before I was like, he's like, tell your side of the story.

He's going all this shit. I'm like, great bro. Nice to meet you. Good guy. Oh my God. We're on the bus. Obviously banked up. It was like a fucking 15 hour day of stewing.

next thing I know um fucking buddies with this girl I think you said I touched her not a shot let's clear that up not a fucking chance I touched her I didn't touch anyone I didn't even know my middle name yeah I was banged up for sure

Yeah, I'm not a fucking weirdo with birds. And he just stands up, starts screaming. Talked to the boys after on the bus. Talked to Shuga. I was like, what was good with that? Buddy freaked out. Yeah. Might have been in the wrong spot. Wrong time. I don't know, though. I think it was a little out of pocket on his end.

Yeah, I know. I'm saying we were all hammered. Suga's testimony at a send doesn't mean too much. All I remember is him just standing up going, chill. Oh, and Gunnar stands up and goes, don't do this right now.

Dude, I probably was. Yeah, after I'm getting screamed at. You probably were. Like, probably dishing the lightest of trips being like, yo, buddy, easy. Guy stands up and starts screaming at me.

No, you wanted to fight me today, bro.

Actually, we just got RKO'd by Bob Metairie today.

I love you, too. And Mike's a good guy. Yeah, Mike's a solid guy. It was a misunderstanding, but I want to clear up that, like he said, I might have touched this girl. There's absolutely no chance I even got within a five-foot radius of that chick. I don't even know who that chick is.

We'll make that clear. No, I mean, that's what I'm saying. I don't even know her. I don't even know what she looks like.

anyways sit down with you you and michael patch it up we got to patch that no we will for sure and he he hit me up or i hit him up and i was like you know what i hit him up with i dm'd him i see this clip i'm like i go bro podcast clip was uh a little out of pocket oh he talked shit to you in the podcast bro for three minutes straight oh fuck that shit then i hear it and i have to address it so i hit him up and i'm like

I'm like, yeah, that was a little out of pocket. I go, I thought we were chilling, bro. And he writes back and said pretty much straight up, Mike's going to be watching this. He goes, yeah, dude, we just needed content. You know, we got to talk about everything.

Guys, guys, real quick. I have the fucking DMs. What the fuck do you mean?

They needed content to talk about. He said that. Yeah. True. Yeah, no, straight up. I mean, yeah, you need content to talk about. I go, yeah, but don't over-exaggerate that I grabbed your bird or made her uncomfortable. What the fuck you mean? Me and Sugar literally look like nose nachos in the club. We're on a sprinter getting zooted after a fucking 10-hour day of drinking.

And you can't get your cheese back.

Bob, you look like an owl right now. Potty's owl.

I fucking... Guy gave me an orange guy today.

I got arrested for absolutely nothing. And it was so bad. Bob, that's like me telling my mother.

He did something, boys. He did something.

What the fuck are you getting arrested for? Was this Encore Boston?

I was right. I fucking called it. You know what's great? Encore Casino, I called it.

I'm on trial. I go, Encore Boston.

I heard Bob got laid out in the fucking casino lobby.

I see Stiney's stories and I get pissed.

No, I pissed him off, Stiney.

Stiney's top clip farmer. That's a great story.

The brothers and all that respect Stiney. But wait, how much did they fuck with me? So we see Stiney's story.

So, Bob, got a question. When they're in the studio. Doesn't make them out a great guy. When they're in the studio, what's going on? What are you doing? Are you hyping them up?

My boys freaked out on Bob in Arizona last week. You what? They go, this guy's got to go. Bob was literally running a fucking Indy 500 around our house. I'm sleeping after the match. And he's coming in. He goes, freezer, freezer, freezer. Zippy, zippy. I'm waking up. I'm like... Bob hitting up everyone and their mother. He goes, I can get you in any club in Arizona. Don't worry.

He goes, I'm the best agent. He goes, you know why the Nelk boys have me around? I save them money. You know, he's right.

I just hit something big. And then Bob goes, listen, he goes. I just hit something big. Boom! Listen, he goes. I don't know where Bob goes. All right, I got to get out of here. I got to go watch Harry Potter with the chick. I'm like, that's goaded.

It's actually funny. Yeah, boom is right. But I'm big on Potter. Big time. Potter.

No? Heaviest.

You do fuck with Potter. I've seen Azkaban like probably 12 times in the last two weeks. Harry Potter's the best, bro. Like every day when I'm hot. I'm not a huge fan of Azkaban. I'm going to be honest. Just zip it on and I'm like, fuck. I don't even watch. I just hear it.

No.

Wait, that came up?

TikTok does not get disappeared by.

Yeah.

I don't love the format there. I'm a simpler guy.

No, I'm a simpler guy. Like, it's like a gym routine.

It's a new routine. Plain format. It's like I'm fucking plain.

I'm deadass MILF right away. Fuck, I'm back and forth.

All right, guy, you sound like my buddy in fifth grade trying to be cool.

We're seeing a Logan Paul.

God, what a clown by me. Bet fucking Tyson for the house. You bet Tyson? You bet Mike Tyson? It's crazy. That was the dumbest bet ever. I've lost every fight against Paul.

He's fighting. Don't bet. It wasn't rigged, but you know all their incentives. No, but you know the clips they had of Tyson fighting, like, made him literally look like Creed.

He's still wet. For sure. You know how bad I want him on the Timberwolves, Ben Simmons? I don't think you want him on the Timberwolves. Why on the Timberwolves? Because we got Ant shooting threes.

Why the hell would you want Ben Simmons on the team? You need to get rid of Cat in this. I know. Big Cat. I love Anthony Edwards with my life. He's a Nuggets guy.

Jake literally said in the fight, he literally goes... I wanted to hit him, and someone was like, why don't you just crack him? He's like, I felt bad.

Kyle, we might need to get you in a celebrity boxing match.

I gotta spiel.

Guy I like, alright? Respect in this influencer boxing. Bryce Hall. If you pop in bare knuckle, stop playing with me. I respect Bryce Hall a lot, bro. He's like, bro, we're fighting at the bar type shit.

That's what I wanted to say. Low-key people that don't respect him. He literally looks like Mr. T.

Yeah, I know. I saw the video. He was like, I'm a little scared.

Who wins, actually? Jake Paul or fucking Logan in a boxing match? I don't know. I don't really care.

I don't want to see that one ever.

No, I'm just wondering. I don't know. I thought you guys were going to be like, I don't want to do that.

Who actually does win that?

Logan's got to be taller.

We're playing for 10K yesterday, and Salim goes. I have a question, Freezer. UFC. I go, shut the fuck up, bro. I'm like, we have two holes for 10.

Bro, this fight. I fucking freaked out on him on camera. I mean, if you really think about it.

Listen. Yeah, you did. You looked shit when we lost 5K. You looked shit. All right, whatever. I go, y'all take crypto. No, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. I'm being honest, man. Dude, and he walked up and hit the fucking putt. So thank you for that putt. Dude, we got to talk about generating.

Dude, no one knows about that video.

Wait, you swiped Marab again?

I want to see how Murab fights. The Dagestanis are just another fucking breed, bro.

I think Sugar will fight the winner. Oh, he's coming in tight. See what he put on his story yesterday? Yeah, yeah.

How many strokes do you think Michael Jordan would give you on the golf course?

I literally felt like you met him. That was a lot easier. I literally thought you did meet him.

Dude, come on. Let me in for literally five minutes. Got to pepper him for five.

I'll pepper him for five. I'll get the questions people want to hear.

Oh, my God. You don't want to do that. You signed Bob, right, recently?

You re-signed him, right?

And then the week after, he wants more.

You know what I do with Chaffee? I go, yo, Chaffee, got a little ripper coming up.

Me and Bob are running. After the live Sunday night, me and Bob are running.

Who pushed you to do a podcast? What do you think we would do, Kyle? Me and Mentory. Mentory, Chetty, Pod.

Teddy, you don't need Bob. Buddy, go to the driving range. You're so shitty. Whoa. Whoa. Sorry.

You saw one TikTok and you imitated it. Good one, guy. When are you going to stop hitting up Brecky Hill? You're never getting that, bud. I'm not going to get Brecky Hill. I guarantee I'll fucking bone that shit. Who's Brecky Hill? Also, buddy, pop your eyes out more. They're already fucking deep. Buddy. Guys, you're like a fucking dinosaur, bud. I won the fucking golf match for us yesterday.

I hit two birdies in a row.