Fred G
Appearances
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
Yeah, my dad's American, and Germans are fucking retarded. And where I'm from, there's a bunch of army bases, so there's a bunch of GIs around, so that's who I hung out with.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
Climb on hills. Basically infantry, but you climb on hills and do knots and shit.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
No, they got rid of all of them. They keep them in the valleys, you know?
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
They don't shoot a lot. They shoot like once a year. And if you're a soldier, you're supposed to probably shoot more than once a year.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
Plastic guns that they started massive scandals over and their dog shit. And everybody's in denial because the German government is a fucking joke.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
Do you know what Mette is? It's basically just raw pork on a roll.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
I feel like you've come close to some weird shit before. I suppress my ideas with alcohol.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
I hate one-liners because every time I do one, it takes like nine and a half minutes before I want to do another one. I had a hoot and a holler watching lived out women cry online about the election results because now they think they have to get their clits cut off and go to concentration camps. because the orange be the camel.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
Just go to Boulder and take a ski trip and get your Hoover Dare, you know? It's not that hard. I'm just glad that I don't have to go die to a really neat RC toy in a ditch somewhere now in fucking Ukraine. That sounds way worse than a ski trip, you know? I'd much rather stay home and goon to the talk-tard whores when they ain't crying, and cry a little bit myself when I come too soon on accident.
KILL TONY
#695 - MATT MCCUSKER + LEMAIRE LEE
Shit, I'd volunteer at them camps to send these hussies left or right. Am I right, kameraden? I mean, fellers. Yeah, that's what you get, Nina, for, you know, nexing me on Bumble, you bitch.