Fortune Feimster
Appearances
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
She's the coolest. She's really cool. I love her.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Absolutely. We talked about her all the time.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I've now done her TV show 10 times. Whoa. Wow. Yeah, I love her. Okay. I want to be able to see you. Have you sung with her? No, I tried. I angled for it today. And? She was like, that's so funny. And I was like, because we talked about I sing with Alanis Morissette on stage. And I've sung with the chicks on stage.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
We talked about that. And I was like, and if you ever want me to sing. And she was like, those are the funniest stories. Yeah.
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The mic was hitting my man boob. I'm a shower singer, like karaoke. I can carry a tune. Yeah. But yeah, that was it right there. This is amazing.
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That's me. Well, that's me coming out on stage. There's a whole lead up to it.
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Oh, I like paper planes. Thank you. I love Alanis. That's me right there singing, guys. Oh, my God. Thanks, Sam.
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Because you got to lower the bar. Are you nervous? Eye contact? They told me to sing it to her, so I stared into her eyes.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I mean, we're close. That would be amazing. My wife wouldn't like that. Actually, my wife would be like, good for you. She's ironic. I sang with Jewel.
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There you are. Look at us just singing with people. Josh is a very good singer. Look at that.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Oh, I didn't know about that. Amazing. Her story is amazing.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah. My mom could never be in charge of my money. That would be hilarious. She'd be like, this is mine, right?
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
He's got the hair. That's our next TV show, Undercover Jews. You're telling each other, you don't look so Jewish. It's such a compliment. I know.
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Yeah, that's in the news. Good for her. Well, if it's in the news, it might be true.
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What the hell? She probably got five houses in the US. There's no way that she's moving full time.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I'm like, did that happen? There was a lot of things. I feel like a lot of jokes she made that probably are good that they're not.
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Pull it up. It's not on the internet. They wiped the internet of her show. Whoa. But like a long time ago, not in recent times.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Now, we did not. You did. I was not in that one.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
And then a gong would hit. I think I had forgotten that from my memory.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
When I joined, they were like the Beatles. Yeah. And I was like, what's happening here?
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah. It was just kind of like whatever you came up with ended up on TV. Yeah. I played a lot of, I did a lot of celebrities.
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I played Adele. Ah. Obviously. Christina Aguilera. Yep. Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo's mom. Yeah.
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I played Amanda Bynes. Whoa. I played a lot of people that I looked nothing like.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah, he was fine to do it. I was fine to do it. Sure, I'll take my shirt off.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
All right, that's pretty standard. That's standard, right?
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
The only impression I didn't get to do, which I thought was a good idea, and they had pitched me the idea of playing girl Fieri. So the girl version of Guy Fieri. And they ended up being like, Taking a they pitched and I was like, that's a good idea and then they had somebody else play Guy Fieri I'm like, well, that's not funny, right?
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
When he was on this show, he was still so popular with girls. They threw themselves at him. Do you remember walking through an airport with him? Oh, yeah. It was like walking through with Elvis. What?
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Oh, just that he was always... He was right in line with ladies' butts, so it would just naturally land on the butts.
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I mean, it feels like a thousand years ago for sure.
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That's how I used to be. Yeah, I think it was pretty much anything goes. I just kind of sat quiet until people told me what to do. Go play this person. Go do this sketch. Do this thing. And I was like, okay. Because there was a lot of big personalities in that room. I don't think I talked for the first year and a half.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I was very like, you know, minding my P's and Q's. They were all very loud and very like one-upping each other in the room. And I just was like, I'm just excited to have a paycheck.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
What is your version of hitting on people? Yeah, what are you doing after? You want to get a drink? Okay.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
It's a new app. I don't know what this is. Oh, Sniffies. Sounds like a Sniffler.
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I don't know. It's dirtier. I don't want that.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
And then what? And then you have sex with him.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
It's pretty cool. Like what you fellas are doing over there.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
It's a lot of talking, yeah. A lot of talking. I figured. A lot of sharing feelings. Where are we going? What does this mean? Oh, get out of here. Is it mutual sharing feelings? Yeah. Or is there one who's more like, let's get close? There are those that are like, let's get to it. But mostly it's emotional stuff first. What are you? What is that?
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Because I think that's just how ladies are wired, you know?
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Some of them want to just, you know, get to it, the real slutty ones. But, yeah, for the most part, women like that connection.
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Oh, this honey boo boo likes a little bit of a connection. Okay, okay. I was never, like, going wild even in my single days. I remember your single days. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, I just didn't date a lot of serious, I didn't have a lot of serious relationships because I was always working and touring.
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But I wasn't like, it wasn't a lot of girls. It was just like, you know, here and there.
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Do you know the stats? I read divorce rates every day.
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I bet I know why. Higher than gay men. See? Oh, I think I know why.
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so they are not um but it's more sex it's not like i i have some of them have like a husband and a boyfriend but a lot of it's i'm married and both of us also if we want to sleep with someone we sleep with someone uh lesbians get what's called lesbian um bed death and
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
yes that sounds something like that i've heard of this and so that because you become best friends you it's like your family you stop boning as much that kind of happens in heterosexual marriages too oh does it lesbian bed death sounds like the worst death on oregon trail or something that's rough damn what happened in the back of that wagon we lost her Good punk band, though.
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But women aren't capable. I don't think women are as capable of the open stuff to the extent men are.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Because I feel like men can really compartmentalize sex and love. They're two different things for a lot of women.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
For women, they're very intertwined because there are physical things that happen with a woman's body that connects you to a person when you have sex.
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the sex can you explain a couple of those things to me so i know it's just like it's like um i've been married for 20 years thing yeah with women so yeah but i don't know what happened but yeah i guess with your if you're with anybody for many many years that stuff gets stagnant right yeah helped honestly i think what's helped my marriage the most is that i'm gone so much
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Right, quality time. But yeah, the gay men are just still banging.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Gentlemen, U-hauling is when you start dating, two lesbians start dating, and the joke is, what does a lesbian bring on the second date?
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
a u-haul they're ready to like shack up get married lock it down that's why lesbian bars are um few and far between because once lesbians pair up they stop going out whereas guys are still on the prowl guys are bike yeah even yeah even if guys are in a relationship they're still going to the bars they're still trying to meet people they're still hooking up lesbians are like well i'm done i'm off the market let's stay home don't we want to go get a cheap drink
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
21 years. What were you doing before Chelsea Lely? I was a journalist. I was an entertainment journalist for eight years. That was my day job. And so I would write during the day and I started taking growlings like improv classes at night. And I started my own group. So we were doing shows around town. And then 2007, I started in the belly room at a comedy store.
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Joe Coy had seen me do, I had this character, a Hooters waitress named Darlene Witherspoon.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
So that was like, I put that on YouTube and it was like early days YouTube.
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And he saw it and showed it to Chelsea. But nothing came of it for like a year. And then I submitted a writing packet when they were looking for a new writer. And she remembered me from that. Come on. Yeah. Well, I was trying to get on the round table. Oh, right. And they would... Oh. Darlene Witherspoon. Witherspoon, okay. Look at that grainy video. Feels like it... That's great.
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I was trying to get on the roundtable back then before I was a writer and they said I was too low energy. So I was on the radar but not enough to be on the show.
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Probably not. I was still pretty green. When I submitted the writing packet, I thought there's no way I'm going to get this. They had like 300 submissions. and they narrowed it down to like 10 of us, and they came, I was more of a sketch performer, even though I was doing standup. I had just done Last Comic Standing. They came to my grounding shows, and,
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I didn't know when they hired me, they were kind of hiring me more for sketch. Because I had no, even though I was an entertainment journalist, I had no writer's room experience. So I felt pretty lacking in the writer's room for a while. It's a whole different animal. Yeah.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
And then finally someone pulled me aside and said, we hired you more for your sketch comedy skills and to be on the show more than your writing skills.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
They yell jokes over each other. And I don't, I like can't do that. I don't like competing for.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Even on the round table, I kind of would like sit, sit, sit, boom. I would always sort of time out the when to punch in and then I would kind of sit quiet again.
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And sometimes you would say a joke and then a person would act it out and that was their whole thing was just acting out your jokes.
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And you're like, wait a second. You're just repeating my joke.
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yeah that was fun yes because i don't like them competing with other comics i'm like i want you to have your joke i'll have my joke you have your joke and then everybody you know instead of like the person that doesn't shut up i know i know and you ever had a i've been a few writers room you ever had a joke bomb in a writer's room yeah because you're amongst your peers everybody's like
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Oh, I wasn't going there. That's what you were trying to say.
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yeah i mean i my last two tours were just so crazy i did oh yeah 100 cities 150 shows i love that back to back wow three years you do the bus or you fly i flew everywhere wow well i fly to like a place on like a thursday and then drive in between just until sunday and then i fly home you do like runners and stuff and it does it does it stress you out losing the day or do you leave the night of or how do you do it
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Um, I, if it's a changeover, I leave the night before. If it's direct, I'll leave probably morning of. Um, but, uh, do you mean runners like a sprinter man? No, I rent a car.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Putting around, yeah. Um, and. Jacks go everywhere? She used to, but she got, I wore her out. Yeah, I haven't stopped in three years. So I ended my last, the first tour started at the beginning of 21, year and a half, 100 cities, 150 shows. Stopped it. Whoa.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
went to toronto for five months to film foobar filmed a special in between came back had a month off started the new act in the clubs another 100 city 150 shows ended in may was in toronto for another five months filming wow food bar season two how long how long do you have to stay in toronto a month five months five months almost about four and a half for how many shows is five months eight episodes is that that's kind of crazy you had to stay there without coming back
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I mean, I would visit here and there and my wife would come out and stay with me at different times. And I would do like some Saturday night shows here and there. But yeah, I just got home the end of September and I was like, holy cow. So my next tour will start April 1st, like the theaters, but I'm going to have to do clubs.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Thank you. I think for me, I'm just like, let's have a good time. Let's just chat and hopefully be funny. I'm not trying to put on this whole facade or something. It's kind of what you see is what you get. Everything I'm talking about is stories from my life.
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and talking about you know my mom my wife just like dumb stuff that's happened to me yeah um but yeah i think i think it maybe feels very casual because of my accent and i talk slow so it feels like we're just kind of moseying on stage like what do you guys want here let's talk about something yeah because it's so relatable
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Is that the Ryman? That's the Beacon. Ah, the Beacon. The end of this last tour. Is that a vest? No. What's that?
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No, it's like a bowling shirt. It's like a men's shirt, but it definitely looks like a bowling shirt. That's a nice shirt. Yeah, this last tour was really cool.
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It's one of the best. That one and the Chicago Theater were like... Just did it. They were bucket list ones for me.
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Very cool. Yeah, he loves comedians. All right. Loves them. Loves just, like, picking up, like, he likes to, you know, rib people, like his friends and stuff. And they're always talking smack. But he's a very cool guy. Like, we went to Oktoberfest with him in Munich. Whoa. Yeah, that was great.
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I know, right? Yes. Oktoberfest? He can't walk three feet without... 100 people descended upon him in Europe. It was wild. But he fucks with you? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah, we fuck. No, not at all. But he sings you. No, yeah, we're buddies. Wow. He's super cool. Lesbian bed death.
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Yeah, I'll do his accent to him all the time. I'll be like, it's Arnold. Let's go. Come on. Get down.
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It's fun. It's like, you know, one of those shows that it's entertaining. Yeah. You watch for an hour and you don't think about anything. And yeah, we've just wrapped season two. So that'll come out, I think, in the spring or something. Oh, nice. I get to do like, I'm a CIA agent. I mean, who would have thought? And you work with Arnold. Yeah, I mean, it's wild.
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I'm like shooting guns and running from explosions.
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Yeah, I'm hitting guys in the nutsack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's very bro-y. My character's very bro-y. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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um but i love it just because it's so different i was doing sitcoms before that my family so it was such a departure to get to like be shooting guns and in that action kind of world are you good with a gun in real life no or he's really good oh yeah look at it yeah yeah hole in one yeah
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
We did go to this... We went to this charity event at Luke Bryan's. And they had... You could... They had like a little mini shooting range with these professionals. Everything was very well done. And my wife gets up there. It's one of these guns that...
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shoots from like you know a shit ton far away yeah and she's just there's five targets and she goes i'm like what is this like she just nailed all five in a row oh really just to show you that if you ever leave doesn't matter how far away you get she she did not miss in five in a row and this was a long target a lesbian shooter she's got to go to the wnba sorry No, that was a good one.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
It says soft pea-sized bumps under the skin. Yeah. So maybe for some people it's under the skin. It doesn't serve us.
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foobar i don't care for this i was eavesdropping like i was listening i'm spying on you eavesdropping is a sweet way to say i was listening yes and maybe if they're gonna say it like say one thing that you heard but not like here's the things that you heard microphone yeah i don't like it i'll give you a restaurant peeve please
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Interesting. But we're still going to eat there. I'm going to eat there. We're going to eat there. It's gross.
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I mean, if it's a restaurant situation, another one is if you walk in without a reservation, there's like 20 empty tables. And they're like, do you have a reservation? I'm like, really? And then they're like, hmm. Where are we going to sit? And then it's like the tiny ass table in the corner where you're like this. There's like 20 booths here.
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No, I'm glad to see the other side of it. Thank you.
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Yeah, that happens at parties too. You've finally gotten out of a conversation and you're like, oh, well, I guess I should check on the sliders over here. And then you meet again at the sliders and you're like, oh my God. I just tried to walk away from you.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I just did a little part in a movie with Will Ferrell that is coming out, I think, in January. And we were filming in Atlanta, and we went to the bar at the hotel. What? And there was, like, no one in there when we got there. Maybe, like, two people. And then all of a sudden, within 30 minutes, there were, like, 50 people staring at Will. Sure. He's a very popular guy.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
But it was so funny because he was like, once dinner was finished, he's like, how am I going to get out of here? Because all these people were just like staring at him. So he picks up his phone. He goes, what's that? What happened to your cat? Oh, no. I got to take this. He walks out going, your cat. Oh, my God. And so all these people were like, but he's like, I can't. I'm on the phone.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Because Will's friend is trans, and so the journey was kind of relearning who my friend is as a trans person and understanding the world and just sort of reconnecting as friends and trying to learn and ask questions.
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And Will Ferrell said... So Will, he did a bit where he dressed as Sherlock Holmes. That was it. Thinking it would be funny in the restaurant. And they sat them in a table in the middle of everyone and the hate coming their way was palpable.
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And Will, you could see him in this crazy costume realizing the reality of the situation and that being silly and funny wasn't
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I lost a lot of credibility. I love Will Ferrell, but it's just not.
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He's gotta be so, I mean, he's gotta be one of the most recognizable people, right?
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Yeah, I was only there for a few days. It's him and Reese Witherspoon.
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Yeah, we got to improvise quite a bit. I'm only in like two scenes, I think, and probably a lot of that is on the cutting room floor. But it was just so cool to sit there and bounce stuff off of him. Sure.
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Yeah, do it as written first, and then just kind of go nuts a couple takes. That's got to be a dream to him. But, you know, he plays those very serious characters, so you have to try not to break, because he's just looking at you, like, very intensely. But he's so fun and cool, and I was like...
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coming from the gym when he was going to set and he rolled his window down and stuck his head out the window and was like, I'll see you later. He's just like... That's great. There's always bits, you know. I mean, this is one of the funniest scenes of all time.
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Oh, is that eastbound and down? Yeah. Yeah. I know I can.
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Talladega Nights was... Brilliant. Going to pray to the baby Jesus.
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Zoolander 1 killed me. Oh, Zoolander 1's unreal. That was unbelievable. And for a female comic, Bridesmaids killed me. Big. That was a good one in the theater.
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I know. That's a bummer, though, because that shared experience made the movie even funnier. Yes.
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Marvel. If it's going to have comedy, it has to have action in it.
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I've only read it. I've never heard it out loud.
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Yeah, I know. That's not her name. That's not how you pronounce her name.
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My third hour on Netflix just premiered December 3rd. It's called Crushing It. I wear a pink suit. I mean, come on, that's reason enough to tune in. You gotta watch. Yeah, so that one's really fun. Check that out on Netflix. And yeah, I'm starting a whole new tour. So I'm in club dates right now, kind of just working out material. And then the theaters start April 1st.
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But definitely watch my special. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm not funny, you guys. Well, lesbians are funny. Lesbians don't count as female.
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What? Keeping that money in that family. That's right, dude. I take 10%.
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Wow. That's crazy. Hotty toddy grandpa over there.
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And the show, right? Oh, you're talking about, oh, his wife is hot, too. Pull her up. She's definitely there.
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Well, I don't get it. Holy Moses. See, that's hot. Hubba hubba.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. DSLs. Oh, Lord. Well done. Jeez. That's unbelievable.
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Yeah, fill a little time with your not your child. Yeah, two months.
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It's in the paper planes. Yes, you're drinking it. You better believe it. It's not as tasty, y'all.