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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
It starts with debating whether you insert yourself into set crime.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Have they caught the vandals?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Well, it's tough because, like, when these players are playing.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Okay.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
We got to go Bengals. Yeah.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah. And his employee, maybe possible girlfriend is also a crime fighter slash hero.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Really? Well, OC, there were some. Who?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I was, but I don't want to create a scene.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
She calls you guys out.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah, I don't know if any Pittsburgh fans read that comment from Carly and thought, I'm sorry, we went too far.
The Viall Files
E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
What's going on, everybody? Welcome back to another exciting episode of The Vow Files. I'm your host, Nick, joined by the house of boy. We got a jam-packed episode for you. The one and only Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, both join us later this episode. Plus, well, we went to Kathy Hilton's holiday party. Last night, it was wild.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
No, I did not clock any snow this year.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Oh, the vibes in Philly are not good. The vibes in Philly are not good. The vibes in Philly last year were not good to close out the season, are they?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I'll go Philly.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Where is it? Is it in Pittsburgh or is it in Philly?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Okay. All right. Advantage Eagles.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Okay. Well. That's stats versus vibes. That does it for stats versus vibes. Vibes versus stats. Whatever order you want. Thank you, Wonderful Pistachios, for sponsoring this segment of the Vibes Files. Visit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more.
The Viall Files
E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Is that all that happened? That's all that happened. That's what I'm saying.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I think sometimes you often like things.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Like, I've seen this when it says accused, you know, You're just verifying.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
If we're talking about anyone over 60, I guess anything is possible when it comes to social media engagement. Like how they engage with the internet.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
It is a weird day, given the day after following a horrific accusation towards her son-in-law for her to be liking any picture with him and Diddy in the same shot. Even just to be casually on the Internet is if like because that explanation is it's like, you know, it was just another day of her drinking coffee and scrolling in IG, you know.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
No, but, like, that is the point. Even though, like, I don't think we really buy Ms. Knowles' engagement. But, like, I do think people often, like, liked things that didn't necessarily mean they supported those things at times. Because you could accidentally double tap. Or, like, yeah.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Does she have a choice? That's a wife thing to say, for sure.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
They were cheering on Blue Ivy. Jay-Z looked a little scared on the red carpet.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I mean, regardless of what's true, I guess...
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I think JR would breathe a lot better.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
He seems like he has a deviated septum. As someone who used to have a deviated septum. JR. Who's JR?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
From the ultimatum. From the ultimatum.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I was going to say.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah. Well, we were by the area edge of the pool and Natalie said, oh, there's Alexis Bellino. And then we immediately, let's get away from the edge of the pool in case Alexis clocks us. And pushes you in. And pushes us in. Yeah.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I guess, do I ever do this?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Incredible. Very poised, very calm. She really gave him all the benefits of the doubt.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I'll defend him on that one. I'm just over this whole, when did JR become this God's gift?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
But I do think... There's that theme of... Imagine someone being like, you're obsessed with whoever. There's no way not to act...
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Maybe she's going on TikTok. I think Scotty's obsessed with being right.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
That part is crazy to me for all these people where it's just like, I'm all for the role play. I'm all for the experiment, seeing what it's like to have a quote unquote, like fake temporary. But the disrespect of these actual relationships is if you have any authority. Yes. or right over the, these relationships, I just find to be like, take away from the experiment.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
It's, it's just like, it's disrespectful to like any of these relationships, you know, the reality of the relationship of the real relationships.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I would have sued them. And then sue us for that.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
It was definitely giving blame in the edit. Yeah.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
But the emotional maturity or seemingly emotional maturity of Arya juxtaposed to what seems to be a lack of emotional maturity from Scotty is jarring. I keep forgetting that they are an original couple and I don't see how...
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
For being, for what? For being cold and wet.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah, the recovery.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
The switch up. Yeah, the change up.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
seems just decent decent and more emotionally available than scotty she's very quick to articulate just how much better yes she thinks she's a fit with caleb over scotty yes which i will be interested to see how scotty embraces that feedback
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I think so.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
That's wild. It seems like he's just blowing up Sandy and not respecting quote unquote the trial period.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
And it's like she kissed him twice. just to say goodnight. She's about to tell Nick that she only kissed him twice.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
That was just what we saw before they turned the lights off. But it was like, pack, and then he packed, and then she went back for more.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
She's backing it up in bed. She's doing the wiggle.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
She's backing up and giving that little shimmy, you know, just to get that extra inch.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
That's not cool.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah, in that context, I don't know what he means.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
You're giving something, some kind of energy.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah, but in the context of JR and Sandy, what is Sandy doing differently with JR that she's not doing with Nick that equals holding space?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
That's another one.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I wish we had Scotty on this episode to read him that line and be like, was this a joke?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Because she ran out of the hotel room, basically.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I think they're in Los Angeles. I don't know. Well, if you haven't watched the next batch of episodes, be sure to do. We'll be breaking the rest of this batch down on Tuesday of Reality Recap. Up next, the incredibly infamous, famous, funny, talented Michael Rapaport.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Again, Caraway, non-toxic cookware made modern. Michael, welcome to The Vow Files. Glad to be here. I'm very excited to have you, man. I've always been a big fan of you. One of my favorite movies of all time is True Romance.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
So it's very cool for me to have you here.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Where are we on this coffee? Two minutes. Two minutes.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I'm just giving forest. We're talking about a Christmas party. Save the vibe. Get in there.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I'm a fan. What brings you to town?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I too frequent Jones. I don't think I've ever seen you there. I'm there. Which one do you go to? The Jones on 3rd.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Not Ventura.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Well, we obviously want to talk all things Bravo with you, but before we do, we haven't- Has any one of your podcasts ever started with food and coffee?
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
We've definitely gone food and coffee.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
If you're able to articulate the way you are food and coffee, we keep it in. We haven't really had a chance to talk about Luigi, which is kind of like taking the nation by storm. You seem to have strong opinions on just about anything. And I thought we would wait for you before we tackle this national storyline.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Everything is okay. Yeah. If you would have just told me.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Fuck, shit, balls.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
We'll keep it all in.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep. But the episode... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
That looks very delicious. Let's get a taste test.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Woo.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
I don't like him. I'll just kill you.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. And then when the means start justifying the ends, I don't know.
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Man help? What is man help?
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Yeah, that's what's sad. That's clearly, I mean, when you find out that his family filed the missing persons report in November, can you imagine what it would be like to like, first of all, scary to have anyone. Terrible. Disappear. You don't know where they are. And the next time you hear from them. Terrible. is when you find out they're the assassin. Like, you watch the assassin.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
You're just like everyone else being, this is crazy. I can't believe this happened. And then you find out it's your brother, sister, son, family member. I feel horrified for his family.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
They mean it.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah, no, I'm absolutely the worst and everyone else is the best.
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And the fact that it hasn't been problematic at all.
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Yeah. Everyone's nice.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
So New Yorkers.
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We're jumping the shark season two.
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Well, we went to Kathy Hilton's Christmas party last night and we had the opportunity to hang out. Yeah, it was lovely. And most of the cast of Salt Lake City was there. And I got to say, those ladies are real housewives because when we hang out with them, they did a scene.
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Like, an unfilmed scene. Like, it was real. Like, you talk to these ladies.
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They're not checking out. There's no, like, oh, we're filming a TV show. Like, I felt like last night we were hanging out in a part of an episode of Salt Lake City Housewives, and it was fantastic.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Can you show them the picture? Show them the picture.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
She was there too. She was singing while we took this photo. She was singing away in a manger. Yeah.
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I am nothing if not for use.
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And you know, she means it, you know, where she's not saying it even to be mean or even to be nice. She's just saying it because that is exactly that's exactly how she thinks and feels in that moment. And even if it's like if it hurts you, you just feel grateful to have heard her truth.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Was her husband there? No. And I want to meet Todd. I ride hard for Todd. I think Todd's misunderstood.
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E854 - Kathy Hilton's Christmas Party, Michael Rapaport, Fortune Feimster, The Ultimatum, and RHOBH
Yeah.
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I mean, yeah, he's a curmudgeonly old rich guy, but like, you know, like I don't expect him to like that his house, his wife got bored and decided to be a part of this franchise.
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I desire to be useful. Oh. I don't know what man help is, but it doesn't apply to me. Yes, I got caught in a situation where I didn't know where the light was. Mary did jumped up, but I've never just watched people do things I could do on my own.
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I don't know. I think she was just like, I'm going to do this thing. And he was like, you know, if it makes you happy, baby. And then she did it. And now we're getting to see at least Todd's keeping it real.
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I went to a bookstore and the guy who sold me a book told me it was a really prestigious, cool book.
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Yeah.
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No, I've had it for a couple years.
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I'm not. I'm not going to pretend to be cultured enough to have bought that on my own, but I listened to someone who clearly knew what they were talking about, and I was like, can you show me some really cool books that I would want to... Specifically photography books?
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Dope. Are you a photographer?
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Season 12, all by itself.
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Honestly, now you just made me feel bad because that's probably it.
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I wouldn't say I love him. I don't think he's the monster a lot of people like to act like he is. He has his own moral compass. It's very different than I think most people's moral compass, unlike, say, a Jax Taylor who has no moral compass.
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Tom is working with what he's got. And when I was on Special Forces with him, all I could think about overall... When you were on the show with him? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Motherfucker, I finished.
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Good for you. Thank you. Was it fucked up? It was fucked up. They literally torture you for a week. Not metaphorically speaking torture.
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Okay, I wanna say this to you, because I've- That's for you, man. I've said this on Vile Files Plus, but I wanna say this to you. Respect. When I was filming with Tom on Special Forces, and it was fresh off of Scandival.
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And I got to know him there. Like I said, Tom is working with what he's got, so to speak.
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Not much in terms of like, you know, troubleshooting and processing and figuring things out type of stuff.
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Yeah. And and and I met Ariana Adele, who she's very smart. And all I could think about for a week while I was with Tom is she dated him for 10 years.
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And it's just There's a disconnect between like You know It's not like she did it for two weeks or two months Or like a year And she's like he changed after the first That was a whole decade Yes And they were filming a show Entwined in this thing That sort of took on a life of its own If you're suggesting maybe it was a showman So not a real romance No no no I'm just saying at that age I could see how life could sort of
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I think when you think about how intelligent Ariana is, and then where Tom maybe struggles, it's,
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it's his heart and then knowing that they did it for 10 years there's a disconnect in that something to me like one plus one isn't equal to two takes two to tango i struggled to like be in the same vicinity as him really yeah because of scandal no not at all for an hour and a half when we interviewed him
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But the thing about Tom, though, is he's very transparent about who he is. You know what you get. You know what I'm saying? He doesn't surprise you. Turn on episode one, season one of Vanderpump.
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And then meet Tom today. It's the same fucking guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyone who's just like, I can't believe you did this. He hasn't changed. I just don't think Tom can be that dangerous because he is who he is. He lets you know who he is. There are no surprises with Tom. If you're surprised, I feel like that's... I got you. You know what I'm saying?
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Saturday morning, I need to decompress from my long week of work. And Natalie wakes up and then she has a list of, oh, my God, here's the things I want you to do today.
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I liked behind the scenes because, like, as someone who's been very much involved in the making of reality TV.
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I was a bachelor. Right. Yeah, for a while.
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Yeah. And so, like, as a bachelor, you're producing, you know, along with the producers, so to speak.
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That would have been dope. Yeah, well.
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So, and I think even though there's the behind the scenes, there's the behind the scenes of the behind the scenes in the sense that for me, like when I get to meet these ladies and I meet a Browen, right? And then I meet like an Alexis Bellino. It's just like, I can tell who's like, this is who they are. This is, and then like, who's putting on the show. You know what I'm saying?
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So for me, there's kind of the analysis of the behind the scenes, then behind the scenes of who's kind of the nuance of that at all.
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Yeah.
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I have not cleaned the gutters. We hire for that.
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And we were in the middle of a scene with Vicky Gundleson. Grundleson?
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Don't disrespect the queen. I'm not saying that with disrespect. I don't mean to. I apologize, Vicky. That's the OG of the OC.
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Michael, I apologize. Apologize to Vicky again. Vicky, I'm sorry.
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From lunch on the beaches of Mexico.
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But God bless her. She was awesome. She was funny. And then when we said goodbye to Vicky, she didn't know how to hang up. And so we had a bit of a hot mic moment. Yeah.
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shit and she started talking some shit about like I don't know who the fuck Nick is and shit like that it was great I love it and then she what was so awesome about Vicky is that we we wanted to keep it in but we like to keep it real we like to you know we don't like to go behind people's back so we reached out to her and said hey we got this do we have your permission to keep it in?
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And she graciously said, let's fucking go. Awesome, man.
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She leaned in.
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I love it. No, it was awesome.
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Dirty, dirty gutters.
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Oh my God. If that was an audition...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it seemed like there was a party that almost would like, you have a defense for Alexis.
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But I gotta say, really hanging out with the... We got some tea. Lots of tea. So much tea.
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John Jay and Alexis were at that party too.
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I walked right past him and I wanted to say something to him but we've talked some shit so I just didn't want to create a scene.
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If I would have known you would have wanted to go, I would have been like, please come with us.
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We had a plus one. We had an unused.
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I don't know if we really should spill the tea.
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I think she's saying, all I want for Christmas is you.
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She's doing it for fun. And that's what makes it so great. Like, I don't, she doesn't need the money.
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I want to know what Kathy was like in high school.
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Talking to some people in the cast, they feel good about how they showed up.
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The motherfucker.
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Where do you land on Dorit and P.K. ?
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I think he's soft, and let me tell you why.
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He's excellent television.
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Hell no. Hell no. I think Jax is objectively kind of like dangerous to society.
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No. No. I think there's levels. Jesus Christ, man. I think Jax has ruined people's lives. Whose? Whose life did he ruin? Remember when he gaslit Stassi and his entire friend group and when he had sex with the stripper and then he made Stassi in that moment feel like all her friends were alienating her and everyone was turned against her and everyone knew.
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And I am rooting for them. I hope what was said was what happens.
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Yeah, just like managing Boy George.
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Well, you know, you didn't watch last night's Beverly Hills yet, but there is a scene, you know, and Kyle is talking about divorce and she's talking about like getting older. And she's talking about like, you know, something now that I'm a dad, you think about like, you assume you won't die alone. You assume that like your years as you get older.
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I said to a handful of the ladies, I will say, it wasn't Lisa. We didn't see Lisa. Lisa was busy singing.
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And like, I think a lot of people do die alone, not around the people they spent. And it was a really vulnerable moment hearing Kyle talk about that. Like, you know, now that her and Mo are getting divorced, her kids are moving on like that, a legitimate fear people have. And like, to your point, like PK better be careful what he wishes for, like protect that family. I agree, man.
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Yes.
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We didn't get a chance to say hi.
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But I also told one of her castmates that my Salt Lake City wish, and I don't care if it's this season or five seasons from now, because... I'll wait. I'll be patient. All I want is for Lisa on bended knee crying and begging someone for forgiveness on the show.
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I love Britney. I don't think we could necessarily be like the best of friends, but I truly love her on the show. And I think to replace Monica Garcia was a big fucking task. And I think Rowan and Britney together have really stepped up and delivered in big ways.
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She brought the pain. And when we talked to a lot of the ladies last night, I will say a little BTS is like, there's not a lot of love. For Brittany. To which I said to all these ladies, do not get her kicked off this show. You need her. You want her. She's cover. She's protection.
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She's at the table. In case if there's a slow scene, she'll stand up, smack the table and say, what about me? Right. And like, just get over whatever petty things you guys have in your real Salt Lake City world. But like, you want this woman on your television.
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I think they did. Good for you, man. Some of them, no. Some of them, no. Whitney gets it. Whitney fucking gets it. The other ones, I had to have a talking to with Bronwyn. I had a talking to with Angie. Talking to?
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I was like, Bronwyn, do not get her kicked off the show. You want her on the show.
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Do you think Todd's just kind of like, you better have sex with me when we get home? I think it's something like that.
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Or two. That is my Bravo Salt Lake City Christmas miracle wish.
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Me neither. Behind closed doors, at least to us, Rowan speaks very lovingly of her husband.
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You meet a lot of married couples in life where their housewives are real people, and there's a lot of couples out there who have no problem talking shit about their partner.
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She fucks with Todd. Yeah, because I think, honestly, at this point... We got some quotes here.
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Bravo... If she didn't fuck with Todd, then Bravo Nation has basically given her the green light to leave him, and she doesn't have a prenup, so she's good.
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She has no incentive to make it work, you know? We'll see.
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Fuck him. I've never heard of him until... What is he, the fourth Osmond Cousin? He's a glorified fuckboy who never grew up.
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Fast forward.
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Yeah, you're right. That is disrespectful to Tom.
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I'm sorry, Tom.
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There was a lot of people coming up and the Vicky, I'll tell you what, that Vicky episode wildly talked about in Bravo Nation.
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It's definitely a real place. I've had their sandwiches. They've been catered here.
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Yeah. Penny did them dirty. Penny's husband is a lawyer. And I feel like if you understand like the tea leaves.
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Penny knew what to do. She was smart enough to get the copyright or the trademark. And then she basically, I think, is leveraging that. her husband being proactive to get the trademark against Ariana and Katie and fucking them over. Down with fucking Chef Penny.
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No, something about her.
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Do you think Tom will follow through with this, not with being his own lawyer? Or do you think this is a PR stunt? And then someone like, cause he's not, he's can't do that. Someone will sit him down and say, you can't do that.
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That would be... That would change the entire narrative.
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It really made some waves. I was really just caught off guard. I will say, And I think we need to acknowledge for Vicky that if that appearance on The Vow Files was any kind of addition, I think she nailed it.
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I will do a whole episode saying I'm sorry.
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Yes, the commercials he could do.
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Have you been wrongfully injured?
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I'm pretty sure she did.
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It's hard to say, but I think there's a world where they haven't necessarily been fiscally responsible over the years.
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Katie had a good name.
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Better name.
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You know.
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There wasn't the playbook, the influencer playbook. Now there's a playbook too.
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Maybe not.
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Yeah, right? They got to get rid of Alexis.
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Before Lisa Barlow took over?
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It's a, I've been a fan for a long time. Thank you, Nick.
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No. How do you feel about Lisa? I mean, respect.
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It's just more like on Vanderbilt. I guess it's more thinking reboot. It's tough. I don't want to see Lisa Fick firing people again. I don't want the whole lectures of like, I'm going to sit you down and pretend to give a shit about your mental health or your well-being.
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It's just like...
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She'll kick and scream and she'll talk about not being an executive producer. But I think if they ask, Vicky's a coming or running.
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I think he's loyal.
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I guess when you put it like that. Listen, I think it takes a lot. I think it takes a special man and a strong-willed man and a confident man to play, you know, sidekick to a powerful, successful woman that Lisa is and not be unbothered or try to, like, You know what I'm saying? You see a lot of couples where they fight and they compete for success.
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And Ken has kind of comfortably known his place the whole time. And maybe behind closed door, the dynamic shifts and it's changed. But publicly, Ken has no problem living in Lisa's shadows. And I respect that.
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You don't think I could wear it?
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I've worn plenty of purple and plenty of pink. My school, high school colors were purple. Warm, loud, and proud.
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They pay you while they're on the show, but when you quit five minutes in or you let them torture you for eight days... You don't get a special prize for jumping off of shit. You get respect. Self-respect.
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I was like, my wife and my future, I just found out that Natalie was pregnant when I went on that show. And the whole time, I was like, someday my kid's going to watch this and don't be a pussy.
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Natalie saw the preview of season one. She goes, you need to go on the show. And immediately I thought to myself, my wife wants me to turn her on by going on the show. Why don't you go on, Natalie?
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You know who went on next season, though? Denise fucking Richards. And I respect that. She's going on? She went on. She's on season three.
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Not yet. It starts in January. But season one, you do get to see Denise Richards, Bond girl. No stunt double on a speeding fucking boat. Jump from the speeding fucking boat onto a speeding fucking helicopter. I ain't doing that. Denise Richards did.
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Michael, this has been so much fun, man.
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Whenever you're in town, we would love to have you.
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Well, thank you.
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We can talk sports, too. I can go all day. I argued with Keyshawn Johnson yesterday for an hour.
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On his podcast.
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Yeah.
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That's her hit.
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And then we got to witness like a real scene.
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Oh, one more story. So we saw James and Allie there. James crushing his DJ career. At Kathy Hilton's. Kathy Hilton's. Said hi. Love James. Love Allie.
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I fuck with Allie. Took a picture. I hope James is okay with me saying this. James brought a friend. We met his friend. His friend seemed lovely.
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uh we nally and i were talking to some uh people uh like 15 minutes later i'm the only one who saw this nally didn't even see this now he was immersed in a conversation with the other person we were talking to and then james walks by and then james turns around and he says to his friend i forgot his friend's name let's just say his friend's name is sam and he goes sam hold this now and i was like and his friend just grabbed the drink and james kept walking and i was like that is
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It could have been an unfilmed scene for sure. It was awesome. Starring who?
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That was insane.
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I was like, 10 minutes earlier, I met this guy who he introduced as his best friend. And then 10 minutes later, he was barking orders.
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Hold this now. Yeah, he's got to go do something. Yeah, he was... That's awesome. It was awesome. Yeah.
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I really felt like I saw something precious.
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Yeah. And I was the only one who saw it. And everyone else was just like in their own lane.
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Whitney.
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It's good to see you, Mike.
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Starring Whitney.
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No, no, no. No cameras. No, we had a front row seat. We were not in the scene. Okay.
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To be clear, they were all united.
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Didn't she sing more than one?
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Good for us.
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I wonder if it was Bronwyn.
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As housewives do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about how she felt disrespected. Yeah.
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Every single episode.
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If you click on it, they get paid or something?
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You're crushing life.
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But do you love what you do? I love what I do.
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No, a close source of the fact has said. But it's like mainstream news.
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And I'm actually going to take like a month off and, uh, that doesn't actually involve no work, but when you're on tour, are you, Oh, is it always like, is, well, other than like making money and touring, but are you, are you always working on like a special? Yeah. Like practicing material and trying to build up like an hour's worth or hours plus worth of material. Yeah.
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Do you get a lot of those?
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I think so. Yeah. Because, you know, you want to be able to sing along to the song. Exactly, yeah.
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How do you think your comedy has changed over the years?
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Yeah, obviously. The machine. The machine. What is machine doing? Do you think she calls a machine? No.
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And we call it taking care of biscuits because- That's the new tour. That's the new tour. Yeah. Can we talk about our love for biscuits?
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I love biscuits.
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I love biscuits with breakfast, really. I'm not more of a dinner biscuit guy.
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But if you give me a breakfast biscuit- They're tasty.
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So cookies are like a chocolate chip cookie?
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Why do we have scones?
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Do you think she calls him Coulson?
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My introduction to scones is just watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. That's all I really know about scones.
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I never really heard of them until I watched Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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You guys are there every Thanksgiving?
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What about Christmas? What do you guys do for Christmas?
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You two are just staying home.
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Okay. It's only four and a half, just a little guy?
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It's a two-minute job to you.
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Well, maybe I'm not fluffing appropriately. I don't think you're fluffing enough. This year, Nally did decorate the tree after I fluffed. I fluffed.
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For two years, though, we just put up the tree. It came with lights like this. And they were like, yeah, that's fine.
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Well, I fluffed, but no ornaments. It just came with the lights. We put it up. It's festive enough.
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These are fluffed. But I'm saying our Christmas tree at home. We actually decorated it, but we did fluff.
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My brother-in-law made me bookends with World War II grenades attached to them.
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I hope not.
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I do like a bit of history. Okay. Yeah. And obviously that's a gift from my heart. He whittled wood for me.
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So then I had to buy him a grill.
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Grill sounds great. This was right before Thanksgiving. And then Natalie, we go there and she's like, Jackson, you're going to die when you see Nick's gift.
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I had to get him a gift.
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and i she's just throwing you under the bus oh my god yeah and then i was like i'll just get the guy like a home depot gift card yeah yeah you know get what you want get what you want get more wood and i'll throw a little yeah and you know i'll put some money behind it not just like yeah you can buy a lot of wood with whatever but then she said the gifts would arrive
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I mean maybe it arrived with you it arrived via a card yeah yeah I don't know she really made it seem like he was gonna deliver like and then he like after Thanksgiving he texts now he was like just checking in when's it gonna show up oh wow I'm not checked in on a gift yeah he really wanted that gift so then I yeah I got him a girl
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The only problem is Amazon, next day is everything. Now everyone knows you're lying.
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I'm just concerned about next birthday. Now, he did take... My birthday was in September. I didn't receive the gift until November.
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You know, it really felt like it was from the heart.
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Brother to brother.
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I have 10. So I was like, oh my God, another gift.
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No. Okay. You stay out of the group chats. Yes. Mute. Mute. When it comes, I'm a bad brother.
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In group chat.
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Especially when you're out of town. Yeah. And a lot of the conversations about what's going on in town.
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Then my family has like group chats for the siblings and then some of the siblings. There's at least six or seven different family group chats.
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Yeah, we do a name out of a hat. That makes more sense. But then they make it a whole thing. And then it's like a secret. They call it a secret Santa. And I'm like, why are we keeping this a secret? I don't understand. Yeah. And then there's a whole debate every season about like who's like boyfriend or girlfriends or partners are in it.
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Yeah. And then it was just like, you know, then as someone who gets like a new boyfriend or girlfriend, you don't want to feel like their relationship isn't as important. But it's not. It's really not. You're probably going to break up. I think you're getting a gift from, you know, Eric.
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It doesn't seem right. I've had to do that. Yeah. I've gotten Christmas gifts for people who I literally can't remember their names.
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I absolutely love them all. Okay, that's good. But I wouldn't have dinner with most of them. Alone. Is that bad to say?
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How many siblings do you have dinner with?
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Would you have dinner with all your siblings?
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One-on-one, like a whole conversation?
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Have you become like best friends with Arnold or are we just like working colleagues at this point?
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Was it like an intimate gathering holiday party?
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Yeah.
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Well, I really hate this for Coulson. You know, he's a piece of shit. I mean, I'm sorry. Yeah. If your partner is pregnant with your child, it's your job to not create unnecessary stress. And this is maybe the most unnecessary stress one could create for someone who's pregnant. Absolutely. Assuming this.
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No. Did you ever shoot anything before that?
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Are you a lefty or a righty?
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Have your machine gun voice.
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What did the pew, pew, pew become? Star Wars.
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Oh, that's where it came from. I didn't know that either. My machine gun voice is more like...
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Oh, my God. The horror. Oh, my God. Yeah. Colson.
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Like in the pool. Yeah.
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So this is like low impact.
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Yeah, 10 minutes to go.
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It gets exhausting. Yeah. It's a whole body workout.
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Well, now he just now he just painted his arms black.
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What temperature is the pool?
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Yes.
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So you're not cold plunging yet?
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Otherwise, you're not really utilizing the panels.
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With one big black tattoo. Wouldn't it have just been easier to get a tattoo removal?
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Yeah, I think the pandemic gave us a comfort of like, it's 8.45. Yeah, just be home. Just go to bed. Yeah. Honestly, what's the point?
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Perfect. We were with the rest of the cast. Well, Meredith was not. We did not see Meredith.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, there was like in the pre-pandemic, it was like, it's only nine. Like, we can make use of like the rest of the night. Now it's like, why am I up?
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Really?
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What kind of things do you want to do?
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We do that a lot.
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Well, we, no. Oh, you just say it? Yeah, we're like, we should do a game night. Yeah.
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You came from Jeff Lewis.
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Do you have nice things to say about us?
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He's a little prickly.
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And he called us a big show.
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I loved him. Yeah. Yeah.
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They leave a mark?
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He said that Dorit blocked him.
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We gave up on Roni.
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Oh, fuck. No, I'm just kidding.
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It's just like after the, well, you know, it's not so much the cast. I guess it's just, I'm not enjoying their TV they're making.
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I didn't really like love the whole like joke. It just seems like a bunch of lovely ladies who I definitely want to be friends with. Right. Who seem like unproblematic.
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Yeah.
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She seems lovely. Yeah. But I definitely need more from her.
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Is it time for Vibe vs. Stats?
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We had a run-in with Vicky last week.
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We did. Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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I didn't see it. She got off. She talked some shit, but it was all, like, fun. Who was Nick Viles? We got her permission to air...
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No, we're not down for that. But we thought it was funny and we asked her permission and she was gracious enough to play along.
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The version of the story is wild. Really? Yeah.
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Exactly.
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Yeah. It's 20 precious moments of you know exactly how Vicky sees the world. It's through the lens of Vicky.
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She was at lunch with her boyfriend. Lunch on the beaches of Mexico.
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And it started with, you owe me. And I was like, huh? This is after she called up my booker. Because she tried to move it. And I was like, well, we can't move it. We're supposed to put out this episode.
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Well, that was special. Yeah.
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And that was only after Sandoval called me to do, he asked for a favor.
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And I did him the favor. Right. I said, well, then you gotta come on my show.
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And I gave him a bunch of heads up, a bunch of calls. Yeah. And then nothing.
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I am time-oriented. Yeah. It's not that I haven't been late, but I will give you the heads up that I'm running late. Yeah.
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How do we feel about the reboot?
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I like doing that with my Bravo shows. Yeah. It's very easy to jump back and forth.
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Well, not to mention because Lisa has Vanderpump Villa on Hulu. And that's like, what's the difference?
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I still want a Tom and Tom season.
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I want it to be called Washed Up.
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Maybe it's a working title.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And then she was like, well, I wasn't sure how to be there. And then I was like, how do you be there?
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I haven't seen it. I'm sure I will. I hear it's wonderful.
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It's amazing.
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I'm not a musical guy, but I do have a daughter. And I imagine, as I've said to the team, that I'm sure I'll watch Wicked 300 times. Yeah, you will. At some point in my life. So I'm just waiting for that.
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I'm waiting for the, like, can we watch it again?
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Yes.
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Because when we do watch it, I want to be there. You do. I really want to be able to know how to be there.
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Are you a musical fan?
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You do love musicals.
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And how did she feel about it?
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Okay.
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Yeah. And could musical people enjoy... I mean, because I do love... I respect a good voice.
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I mean, I like to think of it as appreciative of the arts as the next person, but I don't think I've ever really watched a movie and been like, wow, this is, like, a really good set. Ah.
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I was like, oh my God. Is that a result of you like just being more aware of how TV and movies are made? I didn't even know.
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Or anyone who likes music.
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All you straighties out there.
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I haven't gone on TikTok as a consumer in a while.
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Don't get me wrong. Eating a Chili's triple dipper. But as a consumer, I try to stay off.
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I don't know. I think we've been worried about it being taken away for a while now.
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Okay. Well, until they're gone, they're not going to, they're going to be here. Yeah.
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I didn't force that though. I don't know.
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I think those types of rules need to come from our communities, not our
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Not the laws, I don't know, weird.
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Love my favorite. Where can people find tickets of your tour?
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Brittany and Heather were in New York doing Watch What Happens Live.
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Are they coupled up?
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FortuneFemester.com? Mm-hmm.
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Your ticket's taking care of biscuits. That's right. Do you cook?
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Employed?
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Yeah, I like to grill, but I don't like anything in the kitchen. I wouldn't say I bake very well, though. So I feel like biscuits are more of a baking science. Yeah.
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Have some respect. It's still not cooking, but it's warming up. You can screw up warming up.
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Okay.
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What did you eat?
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What does she do for Joe?
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Fortune, it's always fun chatting with you. Always fun catching up.
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It's very funny. You should check it out. All her stuff on Netflix is hilarious. And if you happen to see Fortune in town, it's an absolute great show. Be sure to get tickets, fortunefeimster.com.
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For all things Fortune, check it out. It was good to see you. It's always great to see you.
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Oh, thank you. Yeah, man. We've made it, Fortune.
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We made it. Thank you, Fortune. Thank you, Michael. Rap Report as well for joining us this episode. Check out Riley Green. We dropped that yesterday as well for Going Deeper. We'll see you next week.
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Yeah, I believe so. Meredith unaccounted for. I was not made, no one really said anything about.
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Also, it seems like maybe you could call her a crime fighter slash hero. Yeah.
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Dropping off coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Maybe.
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Winning a football game. I think that speaks to her bravery and heroism. She is a true hero. Should I stay and fight this crime?
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But they were like, yeah, Brandy and Heather are not here because of Watch What Happens Live. It was really kind of the, it was a Salt Lake City show for sure though.
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pop you know a little a little pink touch to it um and i wanted the background to be bright but not too like i didn't want to feel like i was doing barbie right um but yeah so my wife came my wife jacks is a producer uh on my specials and she was like what about like a shiny curtain and did you do the floor too because i noticed the floor was so glossy i was like it's
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Well, because at first I have a very cool director, Christian Mercado. He's a filmmaker who does movies and he directed it. And we were trying to do like a cool vibe at first, like with arches. And it just wasn't, like, the concept was really cool, but when we saw it rendered, it was like, it just doesn't, it was like arches in a void.
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And that's going to make people just be like, why are there arches, you know? So Jax was like, sparkly curtain, shiny floor, let's go. And we were like, yeah. It was beautiful. Yeah, thank you.
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His billboards were all over LA in a pink suit. And I was like, I really like that pink suit. It's clean. And I sent that picture to James and was like, I know I don't look like The Bachelor. But we ended up going with a little brighter pink. Because yours was in a vest or something? Yes. A vest.
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And I was like, I guess I'll just... I mean, I know what meray means, but I'm surprised that the pink would do that. Usually it's a crazy pattern. It was a knit. Yeah, probably the knit is what merayed it. So it's something that makes it look blurry. Unbelievable. Because the patterns are so tight. Got it. I'm thinking meranged.
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I have a shirt that would moiré that I was like, oh, this is me buying a fancy shirt. And I ended up wearing it at the Beacon because I was like, well, I can't wear it on TV. It'll moiré. Right. What a fancy shirt. And my friends saw the pictures and I was like, oh, look at this bowling shirt. Stop. Stop. Stop. How dare you? This was my fancy version of a shirt.
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I'm like... You're the better looking version of me, so I'll take it. I'll take it. It was a...
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And then May overlapped with Tig a month. But not any of the three of us at the same time. Oh, except for a lot. We did one live show. That was the only... Literally, we all overlapped one weekend. Oh, my God. So we haven't been able to do hardly anything together.
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But when we do, it's fun, yeah. So we like to do a live show because... You guys are doing live shows, right? Yeah. It is so fun. It's fun to be on the road with somebody else too. Yeah, because you build these communities around it and you want to like have something to like celebrate that with. Yeah.
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Not together. I saw you soon after you got married.
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Are you serious? Yeah, I'm the biggest wuss. Don't let my broad shoulder pull you.
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Untouched flowers. I never wanted one personally. I've dated people that I had a full sleeve at one point. But yeah, I just never, I have a pale body. I'm like, do I need like a- We also have pale bodies. For sure.
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Yeah, I was about to say, you do the color well. Some people's tattoos with color, it's like an eagle or something. You're like, whoa, that's jarring. It's too much, too much. Yeah.
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You mean like this? You must have seen that too.
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I'm thinking of that kind of tattoo. I think it rocks.
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People that want to dabble with it, that's a good way to do it. Just have a little something. Just do a little stick and poke. A little...
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We have fun on the road, don't we? I mean, tats and everything. Wow. We're just trying to live. How long have y'all known each other?
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Married life is good. We're 10 years in. Shut up. Which I was thinking about that driving here like 10 years. That seems impossible. Did you just have your anniversary? Or it's... Yes, in October. Okay. Because four years married, ten years together. It's great. I mean, we felt very married because we moved in a year into... We were long distance for a year. Then she moved to L.A. for me.
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That's very sweet. So it was a lot of pressure. Yeah. I'm like, oh, my God. Because it's a make or break. Yeah. And I told this story in Crushing It, but I ended up pulling that story out. Of how you met? Or the moving in? Of her moving in. Because I was like, this doesn't quite fit the narrative of what I'm telling. And I want to save it for my next hour to build around it a little bit more.
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But yeah, she moved for me. So there was that pressure of like, please don't let me be ruining this person's life. You know, she was a...
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kindergarten teacher in chicago and loved it and loved chicago and now i'm bringing her into the circus of hollywood yep and it's still she still kind of has a love hate relationship with the holly la and hollywood the whole industry yeah yeah because she's a very like salt of the earth like normal gal i'm sure she sees the bullshit she sees the bullshit fucking sucks by the way yeah
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there that right there and it frustrates me because uh she's so awesome and lovely and and kind and fun and when we're all when i'm with her people act one way and when i'm not there they like i you know sometimes won't even act like they know who she is and i'm like come on I'm like, I've been together for 10 years. Like, how do you not?
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You know, it's just that kind of stuff is very frustrating about this business. It can be very vain. For sure. And like, what can you do for me? Who are you? Are you famous? And so, you know, finding balance has been kind of the mantra of recent times. How do you guys do that? I haven't. That's what I've got to work towards.
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So 20, 20, 25 will be trying to just like have normal like hanging out with friends more. Yeah. Having just like normal times where our whole life isn't centered around just my work. And go, go, go. Yeah. New city. And I'm always going to be a workaholic. I love this place.
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job so much i love stand-up so much so she knows that um but i i don't want her life to be revolved around me so that's that's the that's a great 2025 does she come with you on the road she used to all the time yeah for many many years she even sold my merch god bless her wow she's like i've got a master's degree
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So in the beginning, all the time. But then that first year and a half tour, after the things opened up with the pandemic, we went hard on the road. And she, at the end of it, was like, oh, my God, this is too much. It's a lifestyle. Yeah. So on this last tour, she's like, you go. Go do. And I'll come to some of the big cities. And that ended up working out great.
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And I had reached a point in touring where I had a tour manager now, because that was always her worry, is that she wanted to make sure I was okay and taken care of. She's the best. And that's not fun. Then that's a second job. Yeah, and I'm on stage... I get the glory, you know, of the travel or the tiredness. I'm on stage and people laugh and clap and tell me, good job.
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She's like stuck in a green room, you know, and it's not listening from backstage. She doesn't get the payoff of it in that way. But we found a good balance, I think. And I don't do like the bus tour where you're out for like four months. I go Thursday, come home Sunday. Yes. That's so perfect. We're not like apart for long periods of time.
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That's unreal. My first, I want to say, up until 2020, I did meet and greets after every show. I stayed for an hour and a half. I'd do four shows and then meet everybody.
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No, it was all free. I was still building my stand-up, building my career. I wanted to do it to just connect with people and build that fan base. So the meet and greet was then longer than the actual show. It was very long, yeah. And so for years, meet and greets, I sold my own merch before Jack sold it. I'm like taking pictures and swiping credit cards. Yeah, we do the same shit.
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But I knew that, or the hope was that if you have that personal connection that would build it for life and they would want to come back, you know, as, uh, as you grew. Um, and so, but it is daunting to, for after four shows, you're doing an hour and a half meet and greet, but that was probably when the craziest things would happen.
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A lot of drunk people and, um, you know, just people telling you all kinds of things and some very like touching and some like, Whoa, that was TMI.
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And now it's... I just, from the nature of the theaters, can't do that anymore. I would be there for six hours. So now we do like a... I think I cap it at 30 people. Oh, that's so nice. Whoever buys the first 30, we say hello. And nothing crazy. Really? I don't feel like I have... Yeah, I don't put out the vibe, I guess, to get it back. Fair, because Ray puts out the vibe and we get it back.
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I used to have that in my Chelsea Lately days. When I met Jax, she just said, I just asked one thing, and she did not have many requests. She's like, no boobs, no signing boobs, let's keep it classy.
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My wife loves a boundary. She is a boundary gal.
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So I've had to, and I'm still not to her level of boundaries, but I've definitely learned about them. Yeah. Learning about them. I applied them at times.
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Chicago Pride. You just happened to be there. Yeah, I was doing a show in Minneapolis at their Pride the night before. My friends who I had done a show with years prior always have this big lesbian weekend event. It's called Backlot Bash. And they're like, come through, you're in Minneapolis. And I was like, why not? And I went and was watching the DJ by myself and Jax walked up with a friend and
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We started chatting and just kept running into each other all night. This is a very cute meet-cute. And I never thought in a million years you could meet someone like that. Right. For years, I was meeting girls, at least in LA, that never wanted to commit. Yeah. The grass was always greener. You'll do for now kind of thing.
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And I was like, when am I going to meet somebody? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they don't tell you that. Yeah, but you could tell. The vibes are. Dating 10 people while they're dating you tells you that.
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Yeah. And I remember we spent the weekend hanging out. And I remember my best friend was living in Chicago at the time. He and I were roommates for like eight years in L.A. And... I told him about meeting her, and I was like, something feels different about her. I don't know what it is or what this looks like, but I don't think it's over, whatever this is.
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Yeah, it kept going and going and going, and here we are. That's so beautiful.
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Yeah, right before. I started stand-up in 2007. I started in the Groundlings first, sketch and improv, 2005. That transitioned to stand-up 2007. But I went up the ranks pretty quick in stand-up because... I just threw myself into the comedy store in L.A. Really? We had the best place on earth. In 2007, it was such a dark time. Vibes were bad when we were there.
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I can't imagine 2007 comedy store as a queer person. Because comedy was in a... So right now, stand-up's in a boom, right? Yeah. But it was in a bust at the time. People were not into stand-up very much. The clubs were empty. Yeah. Everybody was giving away free tickets constantly. The store was...
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it was a lot of bringers yeah a lot of bringer shows and uh so dark vibes um so i'm just like is this what is it for dark vibes that's what i started yeah i started at the um in the belly room
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them up there and but just hung in there and uh 2010 did last comic standing uh and that's what and i was two two and a half years in the stand-up so pretty green pretty green that's so early yeah and people were into me but i got out right at the right time because if i'd gotten one more round i'd have been like i don't got no jokes yeah i was like how much material did you have you came in with like 10 minutes not enough for that
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So it was early. That's perfect though. But it opened my, that's what, where I started touring was after that, like college shows and some clubs, but they would have to paper all those clubs, which means free tickets, giving all the free tickets out and just worked.
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That's what I would do, Q&As, baby. Are you serious? Like a good 20-minute Q&A. And I had no idea.
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I go, here's a treat for you guys. You have to act like you're doing them a favor.
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You guys... And I would just go through, like, my resume. I've done this and this and this. I'd take up five. See? Or, you know, I'd expand it a little. Fluffed it a bit. Because these were early days. Right. And then you go, yeah, so if you guys want to ask me any questions about L.A. Yes. Hollywood. Did they ever have questions? Oh, yeah. Because, you know, they were...
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This was like, so this would have been 2010. So Instagram, I don't think, came around until like 11 or something maybe. There wasn't TikTok. Facebook was kind of a thing. But it wasn't the same where you could just like, if you want to ask somebody something now, go on TikTok. And they're like, well, here's the deal. So they were much further removed from that LA Hollywood world.
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So it was fascinating to them to be like, yeah, tell us about.
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Even the process of moving from a tiny town to L.A., I mean, that's a good thing to learn as a college kid. When I was in college, I didn't know you could make a living doing something like this.
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You don't say no. It was $500. It was so painful.
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she made up i was on like it got better when i got on chelsea lately i ended up getting it on there at 2011 but it still wasn't great because um i remember i did a college show i want to say in 2012 and 10 people were there fuck and two of them were people i knew and i kept having to apologize and be like it's not usually like this
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It's usually more people. I'm like, it's St. Patty's Day weekend. So, you know, a lot of people go out to the bars. No college kid. Actually, no college kid does want to go to a Saturday show on a St. Paddy's Day. No. No. They're pre-gaming. Yeah. They're doing anything but that. But those are the things that make us stronger, right? Well, and look at you now.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
A lot of years. A lot of years of work, you know? The stand-up was that. Now, you know, it's shifting a bit because... And I'm not one of those people that's like, you've got to earn your dues. I'm like, get it how you get it. If it's TikTok or Instagram, now you can kind of cut out that middleman and get an audience just posting clips. Just by you.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Back in the day, you had to sort of go up that ladder in a certain way. But now, whatever makes it easier. It's hard to sell tickets. There's so many people touring. There's so much entertainment. People are distracted by everything. you do to be successful, good on you.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah, I mean, because, you know, I said it in my... special sweet and salty because that special is all about coming out and figuring out who you are um and i say like representation matters and that's still true today because i think i would have come out a lot sooner had i had people to look up to in media and like see representations of myself out there But it didn't exist.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So even though things are better, it is still important to have our voices and people be able to look at us, you know, who live in a small town and maybe don't know out people or, you know. can't see themselves reflected, it's cool to hear stories that you can relate to.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So it is important to support gay comics and people in our queer comics, people in our community, to just, like, not feel alone, I think. Yes.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Like, you're just fucking, yeah. Slow and steady, baby. Right. It's unreal.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
In the grave. Shut up! Now I'm a really old head. Yeah, which that would be my one. I can't say regret because it's just how it unfolded. But, oh, man, I would have loved to have been gay in college. Yeah. Or known I was gay. I was gay. I just didn't know that about myself. You weren't acting on it. Yeah. It would have been nice to have gotten to make some of those dating mistakes early on.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I was going to notice as a 30-year-old, you know. Right, yeah. having terrible dates and being awkward. I should have learned that at 18. Yes. But I just didn't know. I didn't know I was gay. And I tried to like men. And that's always so fun. They're like, no, thank you. That's not amore. That is not amore.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah, because I would meet dudes and we would just like immediately like high five. Yes. It was never like, oh, do you like me? I like you. Never. So just many years of being like, why don't guys like me? Your grandma would keep asking, do you have a boyfriend yet?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And it's funny to like now be the most secure in all this and 10 years married, you know, just long past those days. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah, that for us, older gays, and I'm not like, I'm not 80, you guys, let's calm down. But the L word, the original L word was a big, I think that was an eye opener for many of us. Was there a specific character?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I just this sounds so mundane but as someone from a town of 8,000 people who literally did not know one out gay person in my hometown and was not very familiar with gay people at all I had no gay friends I just moved to L.A. Just seeing all these lesbians get coffee together and be quote unquote normal, whatever that is, and just live in life.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
That was the most significant thing to me of like, oh, that's beautiful. It's just they're just living their life. They're just being possible. And then, of course, you know, but and they take when they get sexy time. Oh, yeah, for sure.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
A married couple who eventually have a kid. Yes, I know. That stability. I'm like such a dork. I like that stability right there.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
That's so sweet. I mean, listen, I saw, and I know Kate, I understood Shane's sex appeal. Every woman lost their mind over Shane, but I was just into the more... Everyday life things. And Dana. I like Dana. I like shorty Dana. And I liked her and Alice's relationship together.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Because that was quirky and fun. So that was like relationship goals.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Hey, maybe they'll bring her back. I thought you meant ripped. Like she had abs.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Also, if you think about it, everything's sensationalized where gay people are built up to these people who hate gay people to be this big scary thing. They're evil, right? And you keep hearing that, and you're being fed that by these fear mongers. So I think that's why it... To see just everyday life, getting coffee, problems are the same as this couple and that couple, and it is not scary. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
That has a big effect when you're just showing, like, same with the stand-up stories. Yeah. Where you're just telling people, here's a quirky fight I had with my wife. Yes. And then it makes people go, oh, I thought that was so scary. Yeah. But they can relate to it. Actually, they're not that different from what I'm going through with my spouse. It does make a difference.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
That was fun. I was like, I wasn't going to tell that story. And we were on a hike, and Jax was like, what about that fight we got into on the quiet car? I was like, oh, yeah, I guess. That was... Oh, because I didn't know how to, sometimes you just don't know how to turn it into a proper story. Right. Where it's like, was that a, you had to be there story? No, it was not.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Big time. Absolutely. Cool, cool, cool.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
My wife is the boss of me. Oh my God. She's got that kindergarten teacher disciplinarian thing where she has this tone where I'm like, oh my god.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah, when she's on board with something, she is on board. When she does not like something, dead.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
does not like it yeah and there's no move in that needle i mean she yeah everything is very cut and dry confident i live in the gray and so you know uh but i i like that in the if i if she tells me she likes something i know she really likes it yeah if she thinks something's funny and she says it i know she means that she does there's no bullshit yeah i love that
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Which, you know, you do need because there's plenty of that out here.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah. All at once. I'm like that, too. Yeah. I'm on board with a lot of things.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I like that terrible movie. I love it.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
really special and that feels like very cool I wonder what it is about our personalities because I feel like we have we're similar in that way that it works with these two different vibes yeah I think it is like I think opposites attract yeah yeah Yeah. That yin and yang. Yeah. And kind of give each other a little bit of what the other doesn't have. Like I have softened jacks a bit. Yeah.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And she's made me learn boundaries. Right. Yeah. Boundaries.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
with anyone I was always like kissing all of my friends yeah I thought you were meant to kiss your friends when we first met Rachel did think I was hitting on her she was like oh she wants to fuck me for sure but that was my experience you literally did just kiss all your friends yeah wow no friend was kissing me whoa yeah I missed out I thought that maybe that's because you came out a little too late I came out pretty early you probably were more confident with women than I ever was I tried to be
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I was always assuming someone was looking at the person behind me. I did not have that confidence for many years.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And that probably did happen for you because you were so earnest about it. Like, well, this is supposed to happen. We have to. We have to fuck. And they're like, oh, for sure. Yeah. If you say so. Good for you. Good for you. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
You set the boundaries. Yeah, you have to have a boundary.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
In culture or personally? Because I'm like, did I have five gay things happen to me?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Starring Zendaya. I wanted it to be gayer. Incredible take. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Because it was being pumped up as this like, did you guys see the scene? And then when the I had it so built up that when I was like, that was it. Right. I needed more gay. You needed dong on dong.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I don't think you're going to get it in a movie like Wicked. But other things.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
There's more full frontal than ever. That's a great point. Don't you think? Yeah.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Send me. It was in the Menendez, Ryan Murphy's Menendez. Didn't watch it. It had a full frontal moment, didn't it? Yeah. There was another. Oh, you probably didn't watch this. It was on Netflix. It was that horny show. It was a really horny, horny show. Feels like I would watch that.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
She forced it. That show was awesome. Netflix. So horny. So horny. They already canceled it. They got two seasons. What? The second season, it was... So the first season worked because it was just horny AF. Yep. Second season, they try to do the family thing and they're like, no, no, no, no, no. Go back to the secret. When they fucked in a pool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
They're trying to make it to like, yeah, now we're hanging out with the kids and we're trying to make this work. We're like... Boo!
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
What? And I know there's another couple full frontals recently because my wife is always like, disgusting! Are you serious? She's not into it. My wife is, and I'm a gold star too, she's like no wieners. She does not want to see a man
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
it's like exciting i'm like whatever let's see it i'm here for frontal everything let's see it what are you working with what are we doing i'm just fascinated enjoy it on the tv you know it's a write-off okay so we challengers yeah okay the next one 2024 number four we have brat summer
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So you partook. I learned that dance. I learned that dance. Oh, yeah. I only learned like two TikTok dances a year, and that was one of them. And this was?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Oh, I did learn last year in the holidays, the Meghan Trainor song was very popular. It's...
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
i made you look and there was so i learned that dance because everybody was doing it and you're supposed to do like i made you look like your hands to the camera and i poked myself in the eye yeah oh my god this is the things that like not enough people are talking about it's dangerous out there for us can i just be honest right before you got in here we did an intro for your episode and rachel tried to put these on and smacked herself so
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I think that's kind of what... Well, then I did not have a bad summer. In that case... My thong stayed on, on, on, on, on.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Love a coffee. Yeah, no Brett Summer, but I learned the dance.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Oh, yeah. That was a big moment in gay culture.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Gay stuff, hooking up with each other. I clutched my pearls during that song. I was like, okay.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So let me lick it. Lick it, stick it, sit on my face and crush it.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
But those vibes. In that demure dress. And then she's like, got the Oscar. Yeah.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I don't think I have. I mean, she looks like she would... There was a period of time where I didn't go on the internet for like a month.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah, she had something in college going on.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
It was crazy. It was a lot. It started at 2 p.m. I can say this. It was French. It was very French. Very French. And then, I mean, it went from, like, Lady Gaga to, like, the last... Or, no, it wasn't the last of her. It was some painting to, like, hair metal band outside of a castle.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
To a horse. To, like... I mean, there was a lot. Yeah. We needed to just... Take it down a notch. But also, I love people expressing themselves.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Soccer had a couple of gay moments. Oh, yeah. And they won. That was exciting. It's huge.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I cried the whole time. I watched her documentary and I watched the French-Canadian version of her life. Which one? Is it called Céline? I don't know. Céline? It's a scripted version of a girl being Céline. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. I've never seen it, but I need to watch it. I only watched it because I flew Air Canada. Of course. And so, hello, French-Canadians. It's on there.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
They're obsessed with her. They're queen. She's my queen. Deeply.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I've seen her perform a couple of times, but I went to, uh, Jackson went to Vegas and, um, her dad was there and they were going to have dinner. And I was like, y'all could go to dinner. And I go to Celine. Yep. And she was like, go do whatever. And I got the very last ticket. No, she did not. She's just not a Celine.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah. very Jax-coded to be like, you got that, Rox? She's one of the most talented people in history. I've had this conversation. What do you mean? It does not move the mountain that Jax has placed there. Wow. I got the very last ticket in the very last row, and I was so happy. Worth it. So happy. Wow. I'm obsessed with her. This was like six years ago, maybe? She's coming back.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
For sure. Oh my. I've been obsessed with the Wicked Press Tour. It's unreal. It's so good. So y'all probably have been interviewed by Tracy, who did the interview of The Holding Space. Do you know Tracy? No. I've met her once.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Her energy was so fun. And she's such a... sweet kind person and said and fair it takes her job like i'm like gonna respect the movie and you and what you're doing so she comes to every interview with a lot of love and respect so how she approached that was so on holding space but then their reactions to it Of, like, she was saying it in a way that felt big, that they started grabbing each other.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And then, but then have you seen the interview that the two of them do about it?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
That neither of them knew what was going on. But now Tracy's doing, like, MAC cosmetic commercials. That's great.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And the finger tapping and everything. The finger stroking. Holding space is definitely the 2024 gayest moment. Yes. Because that is such a gay person's like, we're holding space for this. Oh, totally.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And Ariana was just like, it felt big and I wanted to be there.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
It's us during any interaction ever. And then Cynthia's like, I didn't know what it meant. And she's like, you didn't know what it meant? No. And she's like, but I, she goes, but you started crying. She goes, yeah, I don't know. Yes, I did! Dude, that's so funny. I guess she was in queer media. Is there queer media? Are we in it? Everything was so wild and amazing about that moment.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah. But I think when there's if you were with someone, it would get.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
like much bigger now even more for sure whereas i can kind of pivot and answer what i think they're saying and but when there's two people and the tour itself was already so insane very like musical theater like this is the most important moment of our lives you know holding hands crying everything was already building to that and that was just the kaboom
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Every outfit is crazier than the next. The hats get bigger.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
God bless them. The movie is incredible. It's so good. But God dang, that press tour was the best thing that's happened.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I am, yeah. Pink and green all day, baby.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Oh, man. Gay things that happened to me. Ooh, I love that. Now that we're talking about Wicked. Yeah. Watching Wicked was very gay for me. Yeah. Oh, I just had a very gay moment happen on the way here. Because I was like, this wasn't going to be in my gay moment, but now it is. And so I got a message out of nowhere on my way here that says, would you lady and the tramp this with me?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And it's a picture of this giant hot dog. Okay. Wow. And, um... A double-sided sausage. I, for a second, thought it was you. Because it has the initial, this number I don't have, it says RCS. Or could have been me. Rachel Catherine. Yeah, and then I was like, but I don't have Rachel's number. And then I wrote, and then you sent me your number, and I was like, that's not you. Right.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And it is just, and I wrote, and then this person wrote, before I could respond, yoinks.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
wrong person sorry and then I wrote haha who I thought it was a friend of mine right someone who says yoink seems like a funny person for sure and I went haha who is this I don't have this number and boy is this person in for a treat and they wrote I actually typed in the wrong area code not even sure where this area code even is okay I mean, I swear I just want to eat a big hot dog.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
This is what... This person's... This can't be real. This is comedian. This can't be real. There's no way. But it feels very gay to me. You're getting trolled. Yes.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And for those of you who didn't see the video, it's a foot-long hot dog bent with mustard all over it in two buns. Yeah. What sucks is that I would deeply do that.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Jags doesn't eat hot dogs. But I love hot dogs. So I would Lady and Tramp a hot dog with anyone. For sure.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
It's me, Marc Maron. I'm thinking it was an accident.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
The whole thing about it feels gay and funny. That is gay. That's kind of the gayest moment that's happened to me. Yeah. That is a definite honorable mention. So there you go.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
What a treat this is. This has been so much fun. I mean, to ring in the new year or say goodbye to this last year with you guys and start anew.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Good question. Well, I'll be going on a whole new tour come April. It's called Taking Care of Biscuits. Fortune? Fuck, that's good. So I'll be going everywhere. I hope people will come. It's nice to just have that be easy. Not having to be schlepping tickets every day. So if you guys just want to buy some tickets, that'd be nice.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So I hope that goes well and that whatever I'm writing next, I have not figured out that hour yet. I have until April. I hope that comes easily. And Like, I just want to be saying things that matter. And sometimes I'm like, this is what do I have to say? I've run out of things to say.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So I'm really hoping that just kind of I'm inspired by some kind of creative force to just keep digging into whatever is funny or has some kind of meaning in some way.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And what I mentioned earlier finding balance with Jax you know and her to be happy is very important to me like I'm getting to live my dreams you know I'm getting to do the things I love and so her feeling good and fulfilled and happy is very important to me. And her and finding that what that is and us finding our balance together where it's not just work, work, work. Yeah.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I think is the top of the list because as I'm getting older, even though I'm so grateful that my special did well and that the tour is going well. Yeah. I've seen a lot of people get to the mountaintop and be alone and be sad. We're just talking about that. It's not good. And you go, what is this for? Why am I even here? What's the point?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So having the personal life be solid and feel good is, at the end of the day, the most important thing. I agree. And just having, you know, everybody be healthy. Our family, my parents are getting older. My doggy's getting older. So just having that peace and everybody being good. Always want that. Yeah. What about you guys? You got to...
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
You gotta fill your own amore right now to like be able to fill others amore.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And then there's not enough amore because we're all lacking amore. So start with yourself. And that's amore. And we're going to hold space. We're holding space. I've never felt more sea. This fucking rocks.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Because you wrote a comment on James is the best. And he's like five minutes from here. He's right down the street.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Oh, James did your wedding tuxedo. Yes. He's so great. I posted a thing on Instagram. I knew I wanted to do a pink suit. Oh, yeah. But I was like, I want someone who can do a pink suit for a female, but who has a large, still manly body, but is female. Yes. And that's a specific look because you can't just get a suit off the shelf. That looks like that good. And makes it fit your body properly.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So I put on Instagram, does anyone know of a great suit maker, whatever the word is, designer?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Suitstress. Suitstress. Which I'm sure James loves. James loves suitstress. Yeah. And I got a lot of messages, but James saw it or someone maybe tagged him. I'm not sure. And he reached out and I looked up his stuff and I was like, oh, he's really cool. And he had done the Netflix Next in Fashion, I think it's called.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Which I didn't watch that show, but I saw, you know, just people saying very nice things about James. He went far in it, too. Yeah. He got like a couple episodes deep.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Yeah, this is James Ford, very talented designer. Super talented.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Where you're like, oh, I didn't think you'd be in a dress. Right. And here we are. Yeah. Here we are.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I'm going to look so good in this dress. And a kitten heel. Yeah. Not a kitten heel. Or a wedge. A wedge?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
An Adidas slide with a white wedding dress would be pretty great. What do we think fell a little bit? What now?
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
I was just trying to think more about this special ahead of time than I ever have in the past. Before, I've just been like, it's time to film something. Let's do it. And then they're like, what do you want to design? I don't know.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
So this time I was like, I wanted to do, like, what is the elevated version of me and my stand-up right now? Because I've done two tours back-to-back in the last three years. No break. Fortune, what are you doing? 100 cities, 150 shows each. Year and a half for each one. And I filmed two seasons of Fubar between the first two tours and then at the end of this last one.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
We're actually worried about you. That's what my wife has been saying to me. I'm like, oh my God. Why are we doing all this? I don't know. I don't know. I just fell in the rabbit hole. And I just love performing so much, you know? And then once it, you know, it started doing well. So then you're like, well, like I said, I got to add, you know, 30 more cities.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
And it just kind of snowballs until you're like, wait, I haven't. stopped in three years. So I wanted the special to also reflect that, that the shows were doing so well and it was cool going in all these cities and having 3,000 people show up. And I was like, how do I capture that? And so I started thinking about the colors of it. I was like, I want bright.
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#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
Because of my own podcast, Handsome, we're in suits for our picture on that. And just kind of flipping that thing of what handsome looks like and what can be any person, any gender. It's what you think is handsome. It's a vibe. It's an essence. Yeah, I was kind of playing off of that, too. So it's like, I want to wear a suit. But I like the idea of it having a little feminine part.
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Legendary background singer Barry Cooter has sung vocals on some of the most iconic country albums to come out of Music Row. And he did this without a single connection to the music business. Not an agent, not a manager, nothing but his biscuits. Years ago, he snuck into a studio by posing as a delivery man for a made-up bakery, Barry's Biscuits.
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He first tried to get in under the name Cooter Cakes. But that didn't even get him past the front door. It was the amazing smell of these biscuits that allowed him to skate right past security and then the secretary and straight into the recording studio. And who happened to be in there laying down a track? None other than the Elvis Presley, who we all know loved him some biscuits.
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His whole team started devouring these treats, leaving Cooter the opportunity to step up to the mic and show off his vocals. For decades, Cooter had quite the career. That is, until singers started cutting carbs.
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You'd have to have $12,000 of disposable income and then a huge Gene Simmons pay.
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Really? Can't be B. No. That was their version of a trust fall. It really was.
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This is why you got to freeze them. That's not going to get rid of the stuff that's inside. It doesn't make it go away?
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Well, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. That's true. And that's, in fact, interestingly enough, one end of the road is in hell.
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I have those same. That's my only feelings as well.
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I didn't know Botox kept your mouth from making noises.
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Read it and weep, winners. Yeah, I don't watch the news enough for this.
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Yeah, I got an email from my Raymond James guy who's here in Chicago. Really? Yeah, he asked if I wanted a hug, and I said yes.
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He's going to be a beat cop with Amanda on a new show airing on Peacock.
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Just wait until it gets angry. Yeah. Right now it's just sad, but there are other stages. That's true.
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She's the coolest. She's really cool. I love her.
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Absolutely. We talked about her all the time.
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I've now done her TV show 10 times. Whoa. Wow. Yeah, I love her. Okay. I want to be able to see you. Have you sung with her? No, I tried. I angled for it today. And? She was like, that's so funny. And I was like, because we talked about I sing with Alanis Morissette on stage. And I've sung with the chicks on stage.
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We talked about that. And I was like, and if you ever want me to sing. And she was like, those are the funniest stories. Yeah.
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The mic was hitting my man boob. I'm a shower singer, like karaoke. I can carry a tune. Yeah. But yeah, that was it right there. This is amazing.
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That's me. Well, that's me coming out on stage. There's a whole lead up to it.
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Oh, I like paper planes. Thank you. I love Alanis. That's me right there singing, guys. Oh, my God. Thanks, Sam.
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Because you got to lower the bar. Are you nervous? Eye contact? They told me to sing it to her, so I stared into her eyes.
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I mean, we're close. That would be amazing. My wife wouldn't like that. Actually, my wife would be like, good for you. She's ironic. I sang with Jewel.
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There you are. Look at us just singing with people. Josh is a very good singer. Look at that.
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Oh, I didn't know about that. Amazing. Her story is amazing.
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Yeah. My mom could never be in charge of my money. That would be hilarious. She'd be like, this is mine, right?
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He's got the hair. That's our next TV show, Undercover Jews. You're telling each other, you don't look so Jewish. It's such a compliment. I know.
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Yeah, that's in the news. Good for her. Well, if it's in the news, it might be true.
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What the hell? She probably got five houses in the US. There's no way that she's moving full time.
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I'm like, did that happen? There was a lot of things. I feel like a lot of jokes she made that probably are good that they're not.
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Pull it up. It's not on the internet. They wiped the internet of her show. Whoa. But like a long time ago, not in recent times.
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Now, we did not. You did. I was not in that one.
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And then a gong would hit. I think I had forgotten that from my memory.
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When I joined, they were like the Beatles. Yeah. And I was like, what's happening here?
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Yeah. It was just kind of like whatever you came up with ended up on TV. Yeah. I played a lot of, I did a lot of celebrities.
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I played Adele. Ah. Obviously. Christina Aguilera. Yep. Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo's mom. Yeah.
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I played Amanda Bynes. Whoa. I played a lot of people that I looked nothing like.
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Yeah, he was fine to do it. I was fine to do it. Sure, I'll take my shirt off.
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All right, that's pretty standard. That's standard, right?
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The only impression I didn't get to do, which I thought was a good idea, and they had pitched me the idea of playing girl Fieri. So the girl version of Guy Fieri. And they ended up being like, Taking a they pitched and I was like, that's a good idea and then they had somebody else play Guy Fieri I'm like, well, that's not funny, right?
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When he was on this show, he was still so popular with girls. They threw themselves at him. Do you remember walking through an airport with him? Oh, yeah. It was like walking through with Elvis. What?
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Oh, just that he was always... He was right in line with ladies' butts, so it would just naturally land on the butts.
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I mean, it feels like a thousand years ago for sure.
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That's how I used to be. Yeah, I think it was pretty much anything goes. I just kind of sat quiet until people told me what to do. Go play this person. Go do this sketch. Do this thing. And I was like, okay. Because there was a lot of big personalities in that room. I don't think I talked for the first year and a half.
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I was very like, you know, minding my P's and Q's. They were all very loud and very like one-upping each other in the room. And I just was like, I'm just excited to have a paycheck.
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What is your version of hitting on people? Yeah, what are you doing after? You want to get a drink? Okay.
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It's a new app. I don't know what this is. Oh, Sniffies. Sounds like a Sniffler.
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I don't know. It's dirtier. I don't want that.
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And then what? And then you have sex with him.
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It's pretty cool. Like what you fellas are doing over there.
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It's a lot of talking, yeah. A lot of talking. I figured. A lot of sharing feelings. Where are we going? What does this mean? Oh, get out of here. Is it mutual sharing feelings? Yeah. Or is there one who's more like, let's get close? There are those that are like, let's get to it. But mostly it's emotional stuff first. What are you? What is that?
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Because I think that's just how ladies are wired, you know?
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Some of them want to just, you know, get to it, the real slutty ones. But, yeah, for the most part, women like that connection.
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Oh, this honey boo boo likes a little bit of a connection. Okay, okay. I was never, like, going wild even in my single days. I remember your single days. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, I just didn't date a lot of serious, I didn't have a lot of serious relationships because I was always working and touring.
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But I wasn't like, it wasn't a lot of girls. It was just like, you know, here and there.
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Do you know the stats? I read divorce rates every day.
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I bet I know why. Higher than gay men. See? Oh, I think I know why.
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so they are not um but it's more sex it's not like i i have some of them have like a husband and a boyfriend but a lot of it's i'm married and both of us also if we want to sleep with someone we sleep with someone uh lesbians get what's called lesbian um bed death and
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yes that sounds something like that i've heard of this and so that because you become best friends you it's like your family you stop boning as much that kind of happens in heterosexual marriages too oh does it lesbian bed death sounds like the worst death on oregon trail or something that's rough damn what happened in the back of that wagon we lost her Good punk band, though.
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But women aren't capable. I don't think women are as capable of the open stuff to the extent men are.
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Because I feel like men can really compartmentalize sex and love. They're two different things for a lot of women.
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For women, they're very intertwined because there are physical things that happen with a woman's body that connects you to a person when you have sex.
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the sex can you explain a couple of those things to me so i know it's just like it's like um i've been married for 20 years thing yeah with women so yeah but i don't know what happened but yeah i guess with your if you're with anybody for many many years that stuff gets stagnant right yeah helped honestly i think what's helped my marriage the most is that i'm gone so much
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Right, quality time. But yeah, the gay men are just still banging.
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Gentlemen, U-hauling is when you start dating, two lesbians start dating, and the joke is, what does a lesbian bring on the second date?
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a u-haul they're ready to like shack up get married lock it down that's why lesbian bars are um few and far between because once lesbians pair up they stop going out whereas guys are still on the prowl guys are bike yeah even yeah even if guys are in a relationship they're still going to the bars they're still trying to meet people they're still hooking up lesbians are like well i'm done i'm off the market let's stay home don't we want to go get a cheap drink
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21 years. What were you doing before Chelsea Lely? I was a journalist. I was an entertainment journalist for eight years. That was my day job. And so I would write during the day and I started taking growlings like improv classes at night. And I started my own group. So we were doing shows around town. And then 2007, I started in the belly room at a comedy store.
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Joe Coy had seen me do, I had this character, a Hooters waitress named Darlene Witherspoon.
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So that was like, I put that on YouTube and it was like early days YouTube.
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And he saw it and showed it to Chelsea. But nothing came of it for like a year. And then I submitted a writing packet when they were looking for a new writer. And she remembered me from that. Come on. Yeah. Well, I was trying to get on the round table. Oh, right. And they would... Oh. Darlene Witherspoon. Witherspoon, okay. Look at that grainy video. Feels like it... That's great.
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I was trying to get on the roundtable back then before I was a writer and they said I was too low energy. So I was on the radar but not enough to be on the show.
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Probably not. I was still pretty green. When I submitted the writing packet, I thought there's no way I'm going to get this. They had like 300 submissions. and they narrowed it down to like 10 of us, and they came, I was more of a sketch performer, even though I was doing standup. I had just done Last Comic Standing. They came to my grounding shows, and,
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I didn't know when they hired me, they were kind of hiring me more for sketch. Because I had no, even though I was an entertainment journalist, I had no writer's room experience. So I felt pretty lacking in the writer's room for a while. It's a whole different animal. Yeah.
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And then finally someone pulled me aside and said, we hired you more for your sketch comedy skills and to be on the show more than your writing skills.
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They yell jokes over each other. And I don't, I like can't do that. I don't like competing for.
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Even on the round table, I kind of would like sit, sit, sit, boom. I would always sort of time out the when to punch in and then I would kind of sit quiet again.
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And sometimes you would say a joke and then a person would act it out and that was their whole thing was just acting out your jokes.
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And you're like, wait a second. You're just repeating my joke.
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yeah that was fun yes because i don't like them competing with other comics i'm like i want you to have your joke i'll have my joke you have your joke and then everybody you know instead of like the person that doesn't shut up i know i know and you ever had a i've been a few writers room you ever had a joke bomb in a writer's room yeah because you're amongst your peers everybody's like
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Oh, I wasn't going there. That's what you were trying to say.
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yeah i mean i my last two tours were just so crazy i did oh yeah 100 cities 150 shows i love that back to back wow three years you do the bus or you fly i flew everywhere wow well i fly to like a place on like a thursday and then drive in between just until sunday and then i fly home you do like runners and stuff and it does it does it stress you out losing the day or do you leave the night of or how do you do it
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Um, I, if it's a changeover, I leave the night before. If it's direct, I'll leave probably morning of. Um, but, uh, do you mean runners like a sprinter man? No, I rent a car.
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Putting around, yeah. Um, and. Jacks go everywhere? She used to, but she got, I wore her out. Yeah, I haven't stopped in three years. So I ended my last, the first tour started at the beginning of 21, year and a half, 100 cities, 150 shows. Stopped it. Whoa.
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went to toronto for five months to film foobar filmed a special in between came back had a month off started the new act in the clubs another 100 city 150 shows ended in may was in toronto for another five months filming wow food bar season two how long how long do you have to stay in toronto a month five months five months almost about four and a half for how many shows is five months eight episodes is that that's kind of crazy you had to stay there without coming back
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I mean, I would visit here and there and my wife would come out and stay with me at different times. And I would do like some Saturday night shows here and there. But yeah, I just got home the end of September and I was like, holy cow. So my next tour will start April 1st, like the theaters, but I'm going to have to do clubs.
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Thank you. I think for me, I'm just like, let's have a good time. Let's just chat and hopefully be funny. I'm not trying to put on this whole facade or something. It's kind of what you see is what you get. Everything I'm talking about is stories from my life.
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and talking about you know my mom my wife just like dumb stuff that's happened to me yeah um but yeah i think i think it maybe feels very casual because of my accent and i talk slow so it feels like we're just kind of moseying on stage like what do you guys want here let's talk about something yeah because it's so relatable
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Is that the Ryman? That's the Beacon. Ah, the Beacon. The end of this last tour. Is that a vest? No. What's that?
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No, it's like a bowling shirt. It's like a men's shirt, but it definitely looks like a bowling shirt. That's a nice shirt. Yeah, this last tour was really cool.
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It's one of the best. That one and the Chicago Theater were like... Just did it. They were bucket list ones for me.
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Very cool. Yeah, he loves comedians. All right. Loves them. Loves just, like, picking up, like, he likes to, you know, rib people, like his friends and stuff. And they're always talking smack. But he's a very cool guy. Like, we went to Oktoberfest with him in Munich. Whoa. Yeah, that was great.
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I know, right? Yes. Oktoberfest? He can't walk three feet without... 100 people descended upon him in Europe. It was wild. But he fucks with you? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah, we fuck. No, not at all. But he sings you. No, yeah, we're buddies. Wow. He's super cool. Lesbian bed death.
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Yeah, I'll do his accent to him all the time. I'll be like, it's Arnold. Let's go. Come on. Get down.
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It's fun. It's like, you know, one of those shows that it's entertaining. Yeah. You watch for an hour and you don't think about anything. And yeah, we've just wrapped season two. So that'll come out, I think, in the spring or something. Oh, nice. I get to do like, I'm a CIA agent. I mean, who would have thought? And you work with Arnold. Yeah, I mean, it's wild.
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I'm like shooting guns and running from explosions.
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Yeah, I'm hitting guys in the nutsack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's very bro-y. My character's very bro-y. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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um but i love it just because it's so different i was doing sitcoms before that my family so it was such a departure to get to like be shooting guns and in that action kind of world are you good with a gun in real life no or he's really good oh yeah look at it yeah yeah hole in one yeah
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We did go to this... We went to this charity event at Luke Bryan's. And they had... You could... They had like a little mini shooting range with these professionals. Everything was very well done. And my wife gets up there. It's one of these guns that...
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shoots from like you know a shit ton far away yeah and she's just there's five targets and she goes i'm like what is this like she just nailed all five in a row oh really just to show you that if you ever leave doesn't matter how far away you get she she did not miss in five in a row and this was a long target a lesbian shooter she's got to go to the wnba sorry No, that was a good one.
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It says soft pea-sized bumps under the skin. Yeah. So maybe for some people it's under the skin. It doesn't serve us.
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foobar i don't care for this i was eavesdropping like i was listening i'm spying on you eavesdropping is a sweet way to say i was listening yes and maybe if they're gonna say it like say one thing that you heard but not like here's the things that you heard microphone yeah i don't like it i'll give you a restaurant peeve please
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Interesting. But we're still going to eat there. I'm going to eat there. We're going to eat there. It's gross.
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I mean, if it's a restaurant situation, another one is if you walk in without a reservation, there's like 20 empty tables. And they're like, do you have a reservation? I'm like, really? And then they're like, hmm. Where are we going to sit? And then it's like the tiny ass table in the corner where you're like this. There's like 20 booths here.
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No, I'm glad to see the other side of it. Thank you.
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Yeah, that happens at parties too. You've finally gotten out of a conversation and you're like, oh, well, I guess I should check on the sliders over here. And then you meet again at the sliders and you're like, oh my God. I just tried to walk away from you.
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I just did a little part in a movie with Will Ferrell that is coming out, I think, in January. And we were filming in Atlanta, and we went to the bar at the hotel. What? And there was, like, no one in there when we got there. Maybe, like, two people. And then all of a sudden, within 30 minutes, there were, like, 50 people staring at Will. Sure. He's a very popular guy.
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But it was so funny because he was like, once dinner was finished, he's like, how am I going to get out of here? Because all these people were just like staring at him. So he picks up his phone. He goes, what's that? What happened to your cat? Oh, no. I got to take this. He walks out going, your cat. Oh, my God. And so all these people were like, but he's like, I can't. I'm on the phone.
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Because Will's friend is trans, and so the journey was kind of relearning who my friend is as a trans person and understanding the world and just sort of reconnecting as friends and trying to learn and ask questions.
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And Will Ferrell said... So Will, he did a bit where he dressed as Sherlock Holmes. That was it. Thinking it would be funny in the restaurant. And they sat them in a table in the middle of everyone and the hate coming their way was palpable.
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And Will, you could see him in this crazy costume realizing the reality of the situation and that being silly and funny wasn't
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I lost a lot of credibility. I love Will Ferrell, but it's just not.
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He's gotta be so, I mean, he's gotta be one of the most recognizable people, right?
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Yeah, I was only there for a few days. It's him and Reese Witherspoon.
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Yeah, we got to improvise quite a bit. I'm only in like two scenes, I think, and probably a lot of that is on the cutting room floor. But it was just so cool to sit there and bounce stuff off of him. Sure.
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Yeah, do it as written first, and then just kind of go nuts a couple takes. That's got to be a dream to him. But, you know, he plays those very serious characters, so you have to try not to break, because he's just looking at you, like, very intensely. But he's so fun and cool, and I was like...
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coming from the gym when he was going to set and he rolled his window down and stuck his head out the window and was like, I'll see you later. He's just like... That's great. There's always bits, you know. I mean, this is one of the funniest scenes of all time.
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Oh, is that eastbound and down? Yeah. Yeah. I know I can.
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Talladega Nights was... Brilliant. Going to pray to the baby Jesus.
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Zoolander 1 killed me. Oh, Zoolander 1's unreal. That was unbelievable. And for a female comic, Bridesmaids killed me. Big. That was a good one in the theater.
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I know. That's a bummer, though, because that shared experience made the movie even funnier. Yes.
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Marvel. If it's going to have comedy, it has to have action in it.
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I've only read it. I've never heard it out loud.
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Yeah, I know. That's not her name. That's not how you pronounce her name.
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My third hour on Netflix just premiered December 3rd. It's called Crushing It. I wear a pink suit. I mean, come on, that's reason enough to tune in. You gotta watch. Yeah, so that one's really fun. Check that out on Netflix. And yeah, I'm starting a whole new tour. So I'm in club dates right now, kind of just working out material. And then the theaters start April 1st.
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But definitely watch my special. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm not funny, you guys. Well, lesbians are funny. Lesbians don't count as female.
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What? Keeping that money in that family. That's right, dude. I take 10%.
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Wow. That's crazy. Hotty toddy grandpa over there.
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And the show, right? Oh, you're talking about, oh, his wife is hot, too. Pull her up. She's definitely there.
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Well, I don't get it. Holy Moses. See, that's hot. Hubba hubba.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah, yeah, yeah. DSLs. Oh, Lord. Well done. Jeez. That's unbelievable.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah, fill a little time with your not your child. Yeah, two months.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
It's in the paper planes. Yes, you're drinking it. You better believe it. It's not as tasty, y'all.