Fiona Cawley

Hell yeah. So I did recently get engaged. I really used the hell out of my Make-A-Wish. I'm marrying John Cena. Oh, my God. No, my fiancé, he is, like, a good bit older than me. And the only, like... Okay. The only real difference I've noticed there is when I give him rodents, I guess all head I give is kind of road head. When I give him road head though, he will turn his hazards on.

Like, what the fuck? Safety first, yeah. Thank y'all so much.

Born and raised.

I know.

Anyone can do it.

No, I think I'm just gonna, like, army crawl or something.

Yeah. I'm excited to teach him how to use it, you know?

Uh, no, my mom will walk me down the aisle.

Yeah.

Uh, he's somewhere.

Yeah, kind of.

I'm okay.

Yeah, yeah. He's somewhere. I heard recently he said I stopped speaking to him because I got famous, but... Ooh, I like that.

Spicy. Let's change the narrative.

Yeah. No, I army growled away from him.