Eugene Cordero
Appearances
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
When Jason Estrellas of Alhambra, California, began his day with his usual cup of coffee and switching on the local morning news, he was met with a story asking, are we too addicted to junk food? During the segment, it showed stock footage of various people eating fast food or drinking soda.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Moe Wagner
There was one noticeable snippet to Mr. Estrellas of a man drinking an extra large soda, holding a hot dog, and wearing a green t-shirt that read, got a bad case of bad shingles? We can cure it. Estrellas roofing. This was... In fact, Jason Astralis himself in the video. And he was shocked. I was excited at first that I was on the news until I saw what the story was about, said Astralis.
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
WWDTM: Moe Wagner
But lucky for him, more people were intrigued with the shirt than they were about his quick meal options that he chose. Business has picked up quite a bit, Mr. Estrella said. I hope they keep using the footage. It's free advertising. Plus, a few customers have had hot dogs ready when I arrived to do the job. All right.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
You know, unfortunately, a lot of children's snacks are other words for women's butts. Yeah. Bombas. Kellogg's badonkadonks. My kids love those.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
And people spend money on this at a bar. Yes, they do. All the time. The hot dog tower. Wow.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
No, I think that's one guy by himself just going to town on that tower.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Oh, man, does this mean that the shake wave is coming back, too? We can only hope. Oh, man, there is nothing like watching somebody use that.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
They'll be stuck trying to answer the limerick challenge on this show.
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WWDTM: Moe Wagner
Wow. Yeah, I mean, I usually start my first dates with, like, a good two-page monologue, and then I do 16 bars of my favorite up-tempo Broadway show. Right. And it usually goes great, and then I go on my next first date with another woman. Exactly. And I try it again, and every time I do it, my monologue gets better, but my singing gets worse.