Eric Sedeño

I haven't watched it yet. Have you guys seen it?

I need him bad.

Her type scares me, too, honestly. She was talking to me about someone not too long ago, and I go, I'm going to be honest. When you were telling me about him, he scares me. You mean December? Yes. I was like, he scares me. I'm afraid of him.

Yeah. I was like, do you spend time alone with him? Because he scares me.

they do they do something sinister on that site i'm sure well they've had my face on wanted posters on reddit for like years so that's why i think i didn't know about snarks like they hate me on that because mostly men are on there oh yeah yeah so they're like they they were they would write i remember i saw one i made it my twitter header for a while when i still had twitter but it says does anyone know that loud loud bitch on tiktok i think her name is and then they wrote you off walla one upvote

I told Tevye, I'm like, it's because you're the most interesting woman alive. You need to date someone. She dates these...

Wait, I know that guy.

Yeah, he was. Wait, no, I'm thinking of a different guy. No, you're thinking of the same guy. It's the same guy? Yep. He was a little boring, right? He was boring to you. He was annoying to me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's it. Well, I don't want to do that. So what's the other option? Because then I have to walk around.

That's what I say all the time.

Yeah. Yeah, I told Eric, I think on the last episode we filmed together just like two years ago, we talked about ghosting. And I was like, I'm a fan personally. Mm-hmm. Depending on your level of commitment. Like, depending on, like, obviously if you've been in a committed relationship.

Well, and I think of it like taking the train. Like, if I met you on the train, like, I don't need to tell you when I get off. I met you one time. This is my stop. See you later. However, if we got on the train together and we've been talking the whole time, then I would have to let you know I'm departing for some reason. But if I just met you, I'd just stand up and get off. That's how I see it.

So I took a picture of it, made it my Twitter background for a long time.

What about you, Eric? What kind of partner are you? Do you have a hair doll of Ruben?

I think it would be beautiful.

I'd be like, be like, yeah, I'm just like, I'm feeling really anxious. And look at him sitting on his high horse.

TikToking?

I love that.

And I was like... Damn, and he confronted you?

Sorry, diva.

Yeah. I've seen that too. That's fucked up.

we gotta do like a we gotta get you something i know sometimes i like a dose i actually wait that reminds me i'll tell you after we finish but i tell me i have someone in my head that i was like i'm gonna see if he sucks because if he doesn't i'm gonna try to set him up with teffy

mouth the word to me i you don't know him that's why you have no idea which is a good thing i think you need someone that's not in this in it in it enough like adjacent yeah like runs parallel to it hey one time i told tevi i was like why don't you try dating an athlete or something she goes oh because i have this like crazy dream where i like monogamy so oh okay

papa do you hear me and i was like no i know i tell people that all the time about athletes especially i'm like well are you cool with being a sister wife because that's kind of what you do when you start dating one no i uh teffy dreams a little dream of uh not being professionally cheated on no for real like i imagine that's what they do in the off season yeah they're training a different they're exercising a different muscle yeah that's how they keep their competitive edge yeah i had my friends raw so

my nail girl was telling me a story about someone who was like she matched with like a nfl player i told tevi this story but after she spent like a week with him he only saw her at night between the hours of nine to three p.m because his wife and children are at home yeah so like he only came to the hotel to see her at night and then she was like what are we never heard back from him

oh she was talking asking me about it and i said how old is she and she said 21 i go well there's that and then she goes well yeah he said maybe i think he's just busy like with practice and training and i was like it's march he's a football player they're in season oh my god i said girl the super bowl just ended like two weeks ago young lover girls naive wide-eyed and bushy tiny tim

Right.

Right, I love Reddit for that too.

If you asked me to calculate the tip, I'd start sobbing. I had a guy make up a word once to my face while he was talking down to me about being smart. Of course. And telling me how smart men are compared to women. And I was like, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Was it irregardless? I think it might have been conversated. And it's converse.

So he was like, yeah, the way I conversated with him, I said, pause. I told my mom. I just realized I'm busy tonight, so I won't be able to see you, but.

damn that subscriber you have dialed damn has been conversated i have a lot of conversating to do tonight so i actually realized i can't go but i i feel like i used to when i was dating when i was in the streets i feel like i would cut people off for very four scored seven years ago two billion years ago thank god

skinny and i was like i would fuck you okay you don't need to ask me it's fine i'll do it and she didn't say it back let me just point that out and i'm five to ten pounds lighter today too mind you mind you this is me skinny mind you when eric and i speak to each other it is almost like talking in a mirror right and also to a reflection of a person you wish you could date clearly he's the full package he's the full package i agree okay

That is actually, that actually is T. Eric is the man of your dreams.

I'm just, no, I'm kidding. Has a great sense of style, great jewelry. Good hair.

Yeah, that's it.

You look like a DA in Law and Order SVU. Yeah.

You said, should I cut my hair? I want to see you sore. You said, everyone is yelling at me not to, and now my feelings are hurt.

well the teffy lore runs deep they would have a field day there's so much lore every time you open your mouth i'm like i have to stop drinking around you i'm like i have one sip of alcohol i'm like eric my papa there's some stories they start spilling out yeah it's literally one drink in and that's also because teffy knows everybody yeah famous too like teffy's famous person tea is piping hot every time i see her i'm like i'm like hold on hold on hold on let me let me let's go back to that last one

oh this is human hair oh this is human hair it's giving the first harry potter professor quill no it's giving it's giving moni myrtle it's giving like i found it on the street kind of vibe like eric was literally late uh coming here today and he said oh my god guys i saw this mannequin in the window

and he took a picture of a mannequin with a bob just like that and glasses that he wears all the time and then my sister was like so you i would have been on time but i had to take pictures and he put the wig on and took pictures outside in front of the window and then was late getting here i didn't tell you guys but i was on the street and there was a fire truck an ambulance going by and they got stuck in traffic but their sirens were still on so i waited

we have to put this tiktok it's not funny it's hilarious it's hilarious not funny what makes it funny is he was 20 minutes late because he was okay i'm sorry i looked at the clock it was 17 it was 17 the elevator took a long time to get up to this floor okay because i was outside for 20 minutes

You know why I knew that so fast? Because Billie's white mom has that sign in her kitchen. And that's what this is giving me.

just say that because i don't have my period and like and like three she's a week so she's months that's why she said she didn't have her period for three she's like for like three and she goes weeks and then she goes months with that no say say with the voice and the eyes i'll say weeks i'll say yeah

and then bill nye leaned into my ear and you think that's a joke that's the crazy part you think that shit's a joke bill bill we love you like even the last time we were together like sofia vergara you went up to her no please eric and i was like you know sofia i already know i know that story i think i know that story because it makes my butthole want to fall off

This wig has seen The Brutalist. Eric hasn't. This wig has notes. But that wig has.

Yeah, or Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap. Right. She plays the British twin.

I thought it was good. You guys should remake The Parent Trap. You dumb bitch. Yeah.

And you're both Lindsay Lohan.

Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show. Sorry, me, your fave. Everybody knows me. Who cares about me? On to the guests. Today, we have two all-stars, and we are in the New York studio, so don't freak out. The shit hasn't changed. It hasn't changed. We're in a different place for the 6,000th time. Anyways, on to the all-stars.

I want to have a baby.

What's overrated, I'm trying to think, of something that everybody is...

I really don't like those Golden Goose sneakers. No one is ever going to convince me to like those.

I don't like them, yeah. I think there's a lot of things where I'm like...

yeah you guys aren't gonna convince me to like it i almost said something kind of mean right now but i joke about it all the time what i joke about glenn powell all the time like like my life depends on it i have no ill will towards him i just think it's easy he's just a good target it's just easy to throw his name in there like an umbrella term i'm like you know who's overrated i don't want to say that though i peace and love to you glenn powell no beef no beef no i agree could you look at the camera and say glenn powell i have no ill will glenn powell i have no ill will towards you if you would like to come on the show

Please let me know and I'll think about it.

And I'll have my people call you.

Were you a troubled teen?

With your twin sister.

What's criminally underrated?

like that is living right i agree a little afro jack when i was when i was in college uh my friends and i would go to the club and in the first like two years we would take the bus Cause it would run till like two in the morning. So I would be, would be pre-gaming on the bus while I'm in like four inch platform heels and like the shortest, sluttiest dress you've ever seen.

One of the last times I went clubbing with my friends, this guy was like talking to me forever and I'm like, Oh,

i'm so thirsty uh so thirsty i wish i had a drink uh okay perfect awesome i have six friends with me would you mind yay and they're like yay and then i'm married i have to fucking talk to him for at least a couple minutes so i'm like your girlfriend boyfriend in the club right then then he's like following me everywhere and i'm like duh and i remember the last time he's like you're just so different like you're just not like other girls and i was i remember that snapped me out of being so fucked up because i was like my tits are pushed up to my chin i'm just like every other bitch in here fuck you i look like a pigeon sleeping yeah what the

fuck you can see my cleavage from outside yeah no i'm just like every other bitch in the bus driver said great tit several times actually even after i freaked out i used to take the bus to the club i used to go crazy i used to as well well in new york and every time i did i pretended to be jlo and made in manhattan

So you're thinking rim job. It just can't be this hard to find a guy. We should go shake ass together. That's basically my pitch.

I just don't think that's true to my spirit. It's just not a real stand. I don't want to be misrepresented on the internet. Right.

I'd position myself and I'd market myself. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah, all it really takes is eye contact. And if you have a pulse and then you're looking enough...

Three Latinas. Mi gente. That's funny when I say it. Mi gente latina.

Okay. Okay. Right.

Well, I posted that video because obviously I've been listening to Bad Bunny a lot lately. I've been listening to him a lot lately. And I posted the video lip syncing the songs because I've been listening to the album like backwards and forwards. And a lot of people were like, do you speak Spanish?

Well, a lot of people asked me if I'm Hispanic, to which I'm like, you know, and you've been following me for how long?

the uh what's it called like the conjugation of verbs maybe is a little harder but like you understand it yeah yeah for the most part yeah i grew up in santa ana california which is like santana california period and it's almost all mexican people and it's part of orange county which is a notoriously racist and wealthy county they usually go hand in hand right and they hate including santa ana because it's like mostly mexican people and i was like the tip of my tongue yeah am i missing

And then I went to Corona High School, which is all almost entirely Mexican students. But I grew up, literally my mom changed schools. Like, I changed schools when I went, or districts when I went to high school. And my mom said, I started developing an accent. So I started talking, I started talking like a ranchero. Like, that's like how an accent I had on my words. Yeah.

So my mom was like, yeah, I gotta start mixing you with other people. It's gonna get offensive if you get older.

i know that's why i was i started developing an accent so that's when my mom was like yeah we gotta do something about that gotta change that it's gonna get offensive as you get older but i speak more spanish than i do someone which is crazy but it's true when you posted that video of you doing the lyrics i'm like i get tongue-tied i get tongue-tied when i'm listening yeah to like benito yeah because puerto rican spanish is even harder yeah it's like every they talk so fast southern versus new york i made a video once where i was like i thought i spoke spanish and i have to google the lyrics and people were like how did

I'll freak out.

I'll be very happy for you.

That one time 10 years ago.

I think I see it for you. Thank you. I love that for you. Can you cut that out? What do you mean? This is the place where we manifest it. What do you think, Eric? Don't you see it?

But at this rate, we're not. At this rate, I don't think you can be very picky anymore.

I agree with that.

Benito's a close second. Yeah. I would say.

Like that would be the best shape.

i'm gonna leave the studio everyone's like where's her ring and i'm like i'm gonna be running running down the stairs like you can't catch me i know i told people that he built it all by himself and i had no say in it whatsoever it's like designed it yeah i was like no you forged it i know i was like

they would honestly i would believe it if he told me he did that if he welded he welded it yeah no he he already had the design and everything it's funny because i never once sent him any cuts or anything like because i don't know anything about that at all that like shapes and yeah like i had no way of knowing and um i think like two or three weeks before he proposed to me

i like randomly saw a video on my tiktok about trois moi rings which are like it's like two stones so like one one is on the wedding oh yeah and then they connect like they cross like that it's like really pretty and i was like oh that's really pretty that kind of design and he was like yeah and then he said the next three weeks he was like oh my god she's gonna fucking hate it i didn't even know and then he said he texted the jeweler and was like

can i try and make it a tuam one he was like it's gonna take like six more months and he was like okay i'll just give it to her and then if she hates it i'll just redo it and i was like hates this that's crazy bitch it's like perfect it is perfect perfect it's so stunning yeah and it's not so and it's two rings it just fits you yeah i thought so he said i feel like he said i feel like it looks like you like yeah in a ring

Because this one's a David Yerman ring he gave me for my birthday last year. Oh, cute. And he was part of my stack.

So then I had a feeling. Yeah, it does, huh? Oh, I love it. I'm going to have one more on top.

Somebody left this ring at a house party. And these are my rings from Etsy. Well, we all have Carnelian. Do you have any Carnelian?

Teffy does.

They said that we are matching. And then he came with a wig. Yeah.

i'm just kidding no i'm gonna title it i want to have a baby wait we have some fun facts about you guys about there um because amanda does her research so this one it says teffy's first video on youtube is called miley cyrus turns her hospital room into a studio can you do you want to explain that to us is that from the teffy show i don't know what it was what did she do in it

Yeah. And then another Tevye fact, it says on Tevye's Facebook, her favorite book is listed as... Why are you looking at Facebook? Her favorite book is listed as Love in the Time of Cholera. Cholera. Cholera.

That's true.

That was honestly a really great Eric impression. When me and Eric worked TikTok in the mix together. We had the best time ever. Bonded like real sisters. But then I remember...

You driving a forklift? I was going to make a joke about that.

You can do it now?

Oh yeah, girl.

They didn't want to talk about High School Musical. They didn't want to talk about nothing that I wanted to talk about.

Oh, 17 again? Yeah, he was in his prime.

Yeah, it also says on here that you have said that Zac Efron and Avon Jogia were your gay awakenings.

for those guys we had to confront those men that were being rude to my sister and my agent they were like blocking their view of the stage and i was like hey should you we asked them to move and i already did but they just keep they said the last time we asked them they were like no and you could stand anywhere like but dayson and my agent alex are so small like they're so short they can't see and so the two of them are not confrontational so then they were just sitting there probably went okay

Yeah.

How would you watch a TV? Me too.

And what if you guys kiss? Like, think about it. When I watch UFC or boxing, you want to kiss each other so bad. They want to be inside each other so bad.

Right. It's more intimate than kissing, to be honest. Whatever they're doing.

We don't see in that locker room.

you're old sounds like it's my time i was like that sounds like your ideal man wow paint the scene for me that's so crazy that's crazy where do they practice like every other day or in march somewhere i can be close or I should go see for myself. Yeah. Was your... You liked Zac Efron in High School Musical?

Yeah.

Specifically?

When they gave him blue contacts?

With the same movements. You're doing that voice but still acting the same. Did you get that shipment, Eric?

I was a personality hire, too.

My first job out of college, I was actually working with my mom.

my mom and sister both quit before i did because i'm a virgo so i was like i need a plan before i leave and then i remember my new manager said one thing to me that i didn't like and i was like yeah i'm out of here i immediately was like and then when i left i was telling my sister i'm like you should have known by my fashion nova jeans that i wasn't going to be in this bitch for very long no what what job was it like what i was i at that time i did

public outreach for major infrastructure projects, which is fancy talk for, I go door to door and tell people that construction is happening near them and it's gonna suck for the next 20 years, if you're cool. Do you want to receive emails about the construction? And so I got, me and Dason were doing that.

yeah i think i remember you saying this door to door yeah yeah and we were both like knocking on doors do you want to receive emails and then it's funny because tevi was telling us earlier that someone said something really racist to her yesterday yeah when we were working charged yeah this happened to us when we were working this job all the time because we're working in orange county it's really racist somebody told me to go back to where i come from yes yeah

Really? Yeah. And she said she was in Greenpoint. I was. Yeah, I was leaving Jubilee. Oh, my God. That's crazy. That's what she was like. It was so random happening over there. We worked this job. We got that all the time. Like, they were like, go back to where you came from.

Yeah, she was like, they said no. And so then I was like, okay. So I stood up and I tapped him on the shoulder. I was like, hey, do you mind scooting to the left? And he was like, no. And to my face, to which I respond with, why? And then we were just looking at each other. And then I was like, is there a problem? Like, no.

I know. This guy was like yelling at her once for like 20 minutes, like about the about the construction. And it was at those neighborhood meetings. I don't know if you guys know. Because Jason's going to stop the construction.

no for real when when they would scream at me i'd be like well i'm in a too small blue polo on your porch at 12 noon fashion nova don't make these calls i have nike free runs from 2009 on my feet i don't make the call about the freeway i just don't can you imagine if i did though like i was like nah do it to them and then i get to go and tell you myself like

One time we were at a meeting, though, because old people love those neighborhood meetings where they get to come and bitch. The town halls? Yeah, they get to come and bitch. And so this guy came, and he was, like, yelling at Jason about the freeway for, like, 20 minutes. And she goes, okay, so do you want the email? Like, do you want to, like, receive it?

Like, she's trying to, like, customer service her way out of it. And he goes, what's your citizenship? And then she goes, what? Like, she's, like, confused. He goes, where are you from? And she goes...

here and he goes you're not from here where do you originate from and that's when i came in and i said why do you need to know that what do you need that for does that have to do with the emails or no and then after that when we left that meeting she was like yeah i can't do this anymore like that's so crazy yeah one time she got a call someone called uh and needed to know what kind of asphalt they use on the 405 freeway

why okay californian they just need to know they like needed to know so she had to like go talk to someone and figure it out and then call them is it the og mix yeah i just want to know is it the kind that's hard or the kind that's like bouncy like is that gonna make a difference like it's so gonna be loud as fuck i think i think people are bored it truly is and it was always old people so like but that was my job right out of college it was that

That sucks so bad. It was horrible. It was so bad. And it was like the worst job in the world. And we were also, my family and I called them booth bitches where we like run booths at like little local fairs. Oh, the best. That job I didn't care about because I just got to sit there. But we used to pass out like things that make people come to your table.

You know, like, like, you know, the stress balls. We used to have ones that were shaped like orange cones. So cute. So we would put them out, and those are really popular people would come, can I have one of these? Sure, but you gotta sign up, whatever, right? And I remember these little white kids came up to the table. This is like the first time I'm working this booth.

And this little kid runs up, he's like, can I have one of these, like with his two little friends? I'm like, yeah, sure, and I give it to him. He's probably like 11. He takes it, turns around to his friend who's around the same age, goes, uh, uh, uh, of his butt with my traffic cone. I watched that happen. I go, and then he turns around and they run away laughing.

He comes back like an hour later, goes, can I have another traffic cone? And I go, no, you can't. And he goes, I'm going to tell my mom. I go, tell your mom to come over here, and I'll tell her what you did with the last one. How about that? And then he was like, you're mean. And he ran away. And Deesa goes, why don't you step back from the table? I'll run the table.

Okay, and then Billy came and stood next to me, and then the two of us were talking to those two men, and it was just awkward tension. Eric, what did you say? Eric said when we left, he goes, that was the scariest thing that's ever happened.

I live here. Sorry, she's new.

I was real good at it, though, when I wanted to be.

Take it, don't take it, I don't give a fuck.

Me at a table is the same as you in the warehouse. We got no business being there.

Thank God we ended up here.

Today, we have the iconic, the hilarious, my besties from different people, Tevi Pessoa and Eric Cedeno. Woo! Woo!

Take it out of my paycheck.

I did work in a restaurant for like a hot second.

I remember you were like, what if you were like, I've been here for hours. I don't know where you've been.

I'm covered in glitter.

no girl they knew i wasn't uh the last fact on here is uh just that the new season of traders is on and both of you guys went to scotland together that was the best of my life that was like so yeah like i bet that was like when i tell you the last night

Yeah, and it was also rainy as fuck almost the entire time. I've only been invited on a couple brand trips. One of them was to St. Barts with Way, which I love Way so much. I love Way. I love them. I'm obsessed with them. And they invited me to St. Barts, and I was like...

i was like yeah like i'll take i'll take my man we'll do like a little vacation thing girl i missed my flight three fucking times it wasn't meant to be and it wasn't my fault and i said god does not want me to get on that plane and i am taking the hint and going the fuck home and but i will say it wasn't my fault that i missed the flight that's the one thing i'm not late to is flights i'm late to everything else but a flight no fucking way and so that one they fucked up my car so i was late the first time then i got a hotel went back again

Then they canceled it. Then I went home, went back a third time. And then it got delayed three hours. And by that point, it's like you have to take a plane to a plane to a plane. I was going to miss almost the entire trip. But I will say that third time they booked me at private, like the private airport, a part of LAX, which I had never been to in my fucking life. That thing is nuts.

Like you want to talk about.

a wealth disparity that shit's crazy i've never seen anything like it like they they pull in all these people open the doors you come out they take your luggage they're like we're gonna put them right on the plane um come inside this like it looks like a cigar lounge looks like a fucking speakeasy you go inside everything's free and they're like sit down and then they have like a full spa they have a gym they have places you can sleep a gym yeah they

They have an Equinox instead of TSA? And then they come in and they're like, hey, do you need anything? Everything's free. They keep coming. They come back. And then they're like, we'll come 40 minutes before your flight and ask if you want to board. And then we'll come 30 minutes. If you don't, we'll come at 30 minutes before.

And then they walk you to the stairs and they take you directly on the plane and sit you in your seat. What? And I thought Precheck was fucking that girl.

No, that's not even close to what actual famous people do. It would get to my head if I did that too many times. You would be intolerable.

He is simply a voyeur. He's just peeping all the time.

I got really upset.

I was like, I forgot some of the... Let the rain come down. You said you're literally making me nervous. No, you know what?

So you're nonchalant. You're nonchalant. That's what men are saying now. I'm chalant about most things. Yeah, they're like, I'm a nonchalant kind of guy. I think it's just code for not wanting to care. No, it's a... I want to treat you like shit, and I don't want you to get mad at me for it.

Has anything embarrassing happened with you? Oh, ever?

And if anyone wants to know, I didn't do anything because I wasn't invited to that trip. No, but we are going to... Peacock told me to fuck off and did not invite me to that trip.

Oh, I would have preferred you be there instead of some other people on that trip.

like she's pretending to be here she's like hey girl i just cut off the phone with snapchat and i'm like and they don't want and i'm like their parent trapping you yes yeah so they're switching places she might be fucking with you she might be i want to confess something to you guys that i'm pursuing in my in my off time as a hobby wait seriously i'm getting scared

It has nothing to do with anything. I just thought of it because you guys were talking about karaoke. It has nothing to do with karaoke. But I think I'm going to try to be a DJ.

And it actually has to do with what we're talking about, about the club.

Yeah. Because I feel like. Somebody's got to do it. It got to be a vibe curator. Yeah. And so I told Brittany about it like on New Year's Eve. She was like, fuck you. And I was like, no, I'm being dead ass. I'm being serious. What would your DJ name be? I honestly don't know. I'm still thinking about it.

I'm toying with a DJ name or just going by my own name, but she was like, who are you DJing for? What's your audience? And I was like, the whores, obviously. The pussy poppers. Yeah. Whoever's on the streets, whoever is a whore.

Yeah, I do. I have tables and everything.

Yeah, because Billy got it for me for Christmas. It's so funny because I jokingly... I said it early last year. And my whole family and everyone was like, yeah, okay. And I was like, I'm being deadass. That's one of those things where I'm like, I feel like if I... spend enough time, I could get good at it. And I can't sing for shit, so that music industry's gonna let me in one way or another.

I'm gonna force my way in the door. Spotify, listen up.

See, I have it already. There you go. I don't want to do, like, EDM or, like, house or anything like that. Oh, you want nasty? No, I want nasty, ass-shaking music. Like, for the girls. You know what I mean? That'd be so fun.

I was like, I got a DJ for the whores. The whores need one. And you're well-rounded.

No, whores.

Oh, my God, I can't tell at all.

I like that version better. Like, I thought you liked her. What are you talking about? I heard it from the source. Okay, before we wrap up really quick, what do y'all have going on? You guys have anything new going on you want to talk about?

Yay!

Based off how this blazer's fitting me?

And Eric is so, we've been joking a lot. Eric is so creative. He is so, he has like the mind of an artist. His zine is incredible. Truly. The mind. And I love your candles. Oh, thanks.

I was going to say.

Eric and Eric's boyfriend are both artists.

Yeah, plug Ruben.

they're stunning yeah he's like so he's really talented they're so chic i know really cool stuff like i will say like really you guys are so chic together i agree thank you we love them yes we love eric and ruben oh you guys are so artistic makes me sick to my stomach yes teffy i have a cat yeah marjolina marjolina jolie who we love as a new man she's a gem coming this year

Maybe you guys know him. His name's Bad Bunny. His name's Jesus Christ. I'm finding Jesus Christ this year. For him. For him. Won't he do it? Won't he do it? If he believes in you at all, he'll bring Bad Bunny to your door.

I know. Teffy's working all the time.

I know. That's why I said she has the funniest tea always.

I know. She tells me that, too. I'm like, you haven't stopped. You haven't been back home in six months.

she was she was telling me the longest story about someone when she was at my house and then she like she breezes past i'll tell you who it is after she breezes past um a celebrity she's like oh she fucking hates me and i said why she said probably because her man's always dming me and i go wait hold on and then i saw it because i know who her man is and then i said wait let's circle back to this before we keep going let's circle back that man's dming you oh my god

And then she goes, yeah, but it's like normal shit. I'm all normal shit. Pause, pause, pause. Like, hi, hello, how are you?

Right. Is it illegal to kiss now?

Tevye's the most interesting woman in the world. Yeah. On the world, too. Her mind?

I want to have a baby.

i don't i want to travel well thank you both for coming back and keying with me i fucking love both of you is anything usable we'll let you know in the edit we'll let you know we take the podcast it's 15 minutes Thank you all so much for tuning into this episode. Thank you so much to my amazing guests, Eric and Teffy. One more time for the camera. Where can everybody find you?

They're twins. Thank you both so much for coming. I fucking love y'all. And thank you both so much for tuning into this episode. Don't forget new episodes of the comment section come out every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms or you can watch the video for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much to Erica Teffi.

Thank you so much to all of you and I'll see you next week. Bye.

21, 10 years ago.

Has anything embarrassing ever happened with you and a celebrity? I know Tevye's told me. A million. Okay, well... I'm trying to think. Jeff Goldblum tried to f*** me. That's actually true. And if you go watch the videos, you could tell.

I actually do know that song. I know you do. I know you do. Welcome back to the show, team. How are we feeling?

you don't know when i did the oscars like two years ago i had to do like a little tour thing in the day before because they were like showing me where i was going to stand and stuff and they were like oh yeah we sent out like the ask ahead of time like oh we're gonna have someone with tiktok like please stop if you would like to whatever and she was like uh paul mescal is like so excited like he loves tiktok he's seen you and i was like pedro pascal and then she goes no paul mescal and i go oh

It's been a while.

Because I'm not kidding. I thought Paul Mescal was Logan Lerman. So I was like, Percy Jackson. And then she goes... And then she just kind of turned around and just kept talking. And I was like, oh. And then Jason was like, that's not Paul Mescal. As soon as we were alone, she's like, that's not... I don't know who you're thinking of, but that's not Paul Maskell.

Since I've had either of you on. I had pink hair.

And I go, it's not the guy from Percy Jackson. Oh, and then I go, oh, so it's not. And I was like, and so he's also not in 13 reasons why. And she goes, that's a completely different.

And I thought all of them were Logan Lerman. I don't.

oh, you're talking. She's like, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. Literally the same. That is me, yeah. It's very, I don't know anyone, but I have the confidence that I do. Yeah. Which is kind of bad, but you know. No, no, no. Like I normally, me and Jason joke all the time that she's like, um, Anne Hathaway and the Devil Wears Prada, and I'm Miranda Priestly.

Like, she's whispering in my ear the names of everybody and how I know them, where I met them last.

Don't look at the chats. Don't look at the snark Reddits.

That's it. Congratulations. I get that all the time too. To be quite honest with you.

a girl that's a regular person what about a youthful spirit well i've talked to joe and andrew about it too like i get diagnosed all the time on everything anytime i say any any sort of interests that i have or don't have oh well obviously i know what you have yes and they diagnose me i'm like i'm a cancer yeah i attribute it to that all the time one thing though i tell my therapist every thursday at 11 a.m

I'm like, Oh, that's worse.

That's worse. Sometimes my therapist, I'm like, when I make her laugh, I'm like, gotcha. And then I forget what I was saying. No, it's like me just constantly performing.

No, that's an amazing title. I never look up my snark pages. Do y'all? No, I don't even think I have one, which is fine. I didn't even know if there was one. I didn't even know about snark pages until like end of last year. I didn't even know they existed. You know what, guys? If there is one about me, go crazy. Like, I have no idea.

I'm like, I get to talk about me. And then sometimes I'll be talking for 40 minutes and I go, I'm sorry, what did you ask me? I like completely forgot. And she goes, I was just asking how your week went. I go, oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.

Just throw everything out there. What about you, Eric? Do you have fun in therapy?

I free balled last year and it wasn't fun.

Me too. Made it.

Thank you so much.

And then I just start walking barefoot everywhere. No, no. Grounding. Grounding. That's my new thing. I do see that in Los Angeles a lot. Yeah. Not here, though. In New York? Not in New York.

It's also so fucking cold here. What's going on? Yeah, you're not used to this. It's a polar vortex. I hate it.