Easton Royal
Appearances
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E2 - "Daddy Issues"
I need more information. What does she like? What's her favorite flower? Is she free this Saturday night?
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E2 - "Daddy Issues"
Excuse me? You both should be rooting for me here. Didn't you hear her say that she's sober too? This is exactly the motivation I need to get my act together.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E2 - "Daddy Issues"
No, I think I'm right. Changing for other people is fine. All right, are we gonna put some towels down or what? Do you think Nova could see my abs from over here? Ah, I should've brought oil.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E2 - "Daddy Issues"
I saw your snap story. Did you seriously sneak out of the house to avoid your own father?
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E2 - "Daddy Issues"
Oh, yeah. But if I have to walk the slow, tedious path of sobriety and honesty and all those disgustingly wholesome values, you do too.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E2 - "Daddy Issues"
I was smoking weed with the guys. I'm California sober. Weed only.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
Ella! Cockblock connoisseur. Are you here to offer me an abstinence pledge or something? You wanna invite me to a youth group?
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
Savannah broke up with me, and now I have to live like a Quaker?
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
Ugh, fine. I will walk the straight and narrow path because of Reed. And because of the dirty little crush you have on me.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
Stop. Stop. What are you going to do? Break him out of those cuffs? Steal a cop car?
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
I need more information. What does she like? What's her favorite flower? Is she free this Saturday night? I know we just met, Ella, but I am committed to looking after you from now on.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
I'm way too good-looking to be an addict. My skin is glowing.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
A man in a suit was arguing with her on the terrace. I didn't see his face. Brooke was tough to get along with.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
I took two measly shots. The bartender's into me. They were pity shots. Anyway, hours of police questioning has sobered me up, as well as the... murder. Sorry, alleged murder. How long have you been standing here watching Reed talk to the police?
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
I've never been broken up with so nicely, especially by someone so naturally mean.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
One of the caterers had a view of the terrace over at his station. Said he saw a physical altercation, but he was too far away to help.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
Why? Because all of us have been actively plotting Brooke's downfall for months and we broke into her house and uncovered her deepest, darkest secrets?
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
Come on. My dad plays golf with the meanest criminal defense lawyers to ever graduate from Harvard Law. Reed looks like Captain America. You're pretty and an actual orphan. We're not the kind of people who end up in jail.
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
Sure, I partied a little too hard. It happens. This is Malibu. I'm a fucking 17-year-old millionaire. What do people expect from me?
The Royals of Malibu
S3 E1 - "Handcuffs and Hook Ups"
Brooke clearly took a sex tape of her and dad. It's horrible, disgusting. And then she had it edited so Ella's face is on Brooke's body, so it looks like Ella and dad were in bed together.