Dylan Jarbo
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I just found out high blood sugar. Doctor asked me what I've been eating. I said, a lot of blood, a lot of sugar. You know, when I was in high school, I thought it'd be really sweet to go to prom with my grandma, but it wasn't. She went home with somebody else. I think water bottles are getting too big. It's like you go to the gym, you see a girl, she just has like a scuba tank with a straw in it.
I just found out high blood sugar. Doctor asked me what I've been eating. I said, a lot of blood, a lot of sugar. You know, when I was in high school, I thought it'd be really sweet to go to prom with my grandma, but it wasn't. She went home with somebody else. I think water bottles are getting too big. It's like you go to the gym, you see a girl, she just has like a scuba tank with a straw in it.
You gotta climb it to drink out of it. I like to do this thing, I'll go to the gym with like a gallon jug and I just fill it full of White Claws. So all the ladies are like, wow, good for him. I'm like, you wanna see how much I can bench press? Do you take fish oils? Can I have a cigarette? I did a dry January this year, 31 days, no crying. Thank you so much.
You gotta climb it to drink out of it. I like to do this thing, I'll go to the gym with like a gallon jug and I just fill it full of White Claws. So all the ladies are like, wow, good for him. I'm like, you wanna see how much I can bench press? Do you take fish oils? Can I have a cigarette? I did a dry January this year, 31 days, no crying. Thank you so much.
I did five years in Jacksonville, and I moved out here four years ago. You moved out here four years ago.
I did five years in Jacksonville, and I moved out here four years ago. You moved out here four years ago.
I have an IT job. I work from home. Okay. You work from home. Yeah. Boring.
I have an IT job. I work from home. Okay. You work from home. Yeah. Boring.
Technically eight, but really like two. Yeah.
Technically eight, but really like two. Yeah.
Really? Oh my god. I put them in an apartment until someone finds one and then...
Really? Oh my god. I put them in an apartment until someone finds one and then...
Singular, yeah. Did you eat it? No. You're fucking nuts. Did not eat it, no. It was a puppy, so it was like Black Friday. It was gone in seconds. So you got a dog. Yeah, I adopted, I helped with a dog. And then it was gone. You gave it away. You kind of have to, yeah. I wasn't going to keep it. How long did you have it for?
Singular, yeah. Did you eat it? No. You're fucking nuts. Did not eat it, no. It was a puppy, so it was like Black Friday. It was gone in seconds. So you got a dog. Yeah, I adopted, I helped with a dog. And then it was gone. You gave it away. You kind of have to, yeah. I wasn't going to keep it. How long did you have it for?
I know you've been on it, but have you ever watched it? No, I love Big Basketball Guy. I'm undefeated in horse. That's another one. Really? I like to walk. Yeah. Wow. Are you undefeated? 2-0.
I know you've been on it, but have you ever watched it? No, I love Big Basketball Guy. I'm undefeated in horse. That's another one. Really? I like to walk. Yeah. Wow. Are you undefeated? 2-0.
It's twice. Two games, 2-0. Wow. Yeah.
It's twice. Two games, 2-0. Wow. Yeah.
Hell, no. Wasps. Wasps? Yeah, fuck it, I can't deal with the wasps. How often do you see wasps? At least once a week. There's just one wasp floating around my apartment.
Hell, no. Wasps. Wasps? Yeah, fuck it, I can't deal with the wasps. How often do you see wasps? At least once a week. There's just one wasp floating around my apartment.
Yeah, he's pissed at me. I fucked around this wasp. He's around. Have you ever been stung by a wasp?
Yeah, he's pissed at me. I fucked around this wasp. He's around. Have you ever been stung by a wasp?
I just could see my future, and I don't want that. It's gonna hurt.
I just could see my future, and I don't want that. It's gonna hurt.
A lot of solo stuff. Wow.
A lot of solo stuff. Wow.
penetration is it the wasp thing you don't want no there's no wasps in it um it's strictly uh maybe a dildo for getting crazy wow yeah wow so you guys were on the opposite i'm pretty vanilla on the porn oh you're pretty vanilla all right dude you are a fucking you are the root you are vanilla extract my friend
penetration is it the wasp thing you don't want no there's no wasps in it um it's strictly uh maybe a dildo for getting crazy wow yeah wow so you guys were on the opposite i'm pretty vanilla on the porn oh you're pretty vanilla all right dude you are a fucking you are the root you are vanilla extract my friend
I just found out high blood sugar. Doctor asked me what I've been eating. I said, a lot of blood, a lot of sugar. You know, when I was in high school, I thought it'd be really sweet to go to prom with my grandma, but it wasn't. She went home with somebody else. I think water bottles are getting too big. It's like you go to the gym, you see a girl, she just has like a scuba tank with a straw in it.
You gotta climb it to drink out of it. I like to do this thing, I'll go to the gym with like a gallon jug and I just fill it full of White Claws. So all the ladies are like, wow, good for him. I'm like, you wanna see how much I can bench press? Do you take fish oils? Can I have a cigarette? I did a dry January this year, 31 days, no crying. Thank you so much.
I did five years in Jacksonville, and I moved out here four years ago. You moved out here four years ago.
I have an IT job. I work from home. Okay. You work from home. Yeah. Boring.
Technically eight, but really like two. Yeah.
Really? Oh my god. I put them in an apartment until someone finds one and then...
Singular, yeah. Did you eat it? No. You're fucking nuts. Did not eat it, no. It was a puppy, so it was like Black Friday. It was gone in seconds. So you got a dog. Yeah, I adopted, I helped with a dog. And then it was gone. You gave it away. You kind of have to, yeah. I wasn't going to keep it. How long did you have it for?
I know you've been on it, but have you ever watched it? No, I love Big Basketball Guy. I'm undefeated in horse. That's another one. Really? I like to walk. Yeah. Wow. Are you undefeated? 2-0.
It's twice. Two games, 2-0. Wow. Yeah.
Hell, no. Wasps. Wasps? Yeah, fuck it, I can't deal with the wasps. How often do you see wasps? At least once a week. There's just one wasp floating around my apartment.
Yeah, he's pissed at me. I fucked around this wasp. He's around. Have you ever been stung by a wasp?
I just could see my future, and I don't want that. It's gonna hurt.
A lot of solo stuff. Wow.
penetration is it the wasp thing you don't want no there's no wasps in it um it's strictly uh maybe a dildo for getting crazy wow yeah wow so you guys were on the opposite i'm pretty vanilla on the porn oh you're pretty vanilla all right dude you are a fucking you are the root you are vanilla extract my friend