Dylan Jarbo
Appearances
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I just found out high blood sugar. Doctor asked me what I've been eating. I said, a lot of blood, a lot of sugar. You know, when I was in high school, I thought it'd be really sweet to go to prom with my grandma, but it wasn't. She went home with somebody else. I think water bottles are getting too big. It's like you go to the gym, you see a girl, she just has like a scuba tank with a straw in it.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
You gotta climb it to drink out of it. I like to do this thing, I'll go to the gym with like a gallon jug and I just fill it full of White Claws. So all the ladies are like, wow, good for him. I'm like, you wanna see how much I can bench press? Do you take fish oils? Can I have a cigarette? I did a dry January this year, 31 days, no crying. Thank you so much.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I did five years in Jacksonville, and I moved out here four years ago. You moved out here four years ago.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I have an IT job. I work from home. Okay. You work from home. Yeah. Boring.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Really? Oh my god. I put them in an apartment until someone finds one and then...
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Singular, yeah. Did you eat it? No. You're fucking nuts. Did not eat it, no. It was a puppy, so it was like Black Friday. It was gone in seconds. So you got a dog. Yeah, I adopted, I helped with a dog. And then it was gone. You gave it away. You kind of have to, yeah. I wasn't going to keep it. How long did you have it for?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I know you've been on it, but have you ever watched it? No, I love Big Basketball Guy. I'm undefeated in horse. That's another one. Really? I like to walk. Yeah. Wow. Are you undefeated? 2-0.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Hell, no. Wasps. Wasps? Yeah, fuck it, I can't deal with the wasps. How often do you see wasps? At least once a week. There's just one wasp floating around my apartment.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Yeah, he's pissed at me. I fucked around this wasp. He's around. Have you ever been stung by a wasp?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I just could see my future, and I don't want that. It's gonna hurt.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
penetration is it the wasp thing you don't want no there's no wasps in it um it's strictly uh maybe a dildo for getting crazy wow yeah wow so you guys were on the opposite i'm pretty vanilla on the porn oh you're pretty vanilla all right dude you are a fucking you are the root you are vanilla extract my friend