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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Last year, so many of you joined us for the 5K, and it was the most amazing experience in person and virtually. It was so much fun that we are bringing it back. This time, it's in Tampa.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Is that not it?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Well, isn't that the expression, though? Cream of the crop? Oh, cream of the crop.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Well, they're just showing that you're really there.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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I just mean like... When you said creme de la creme, I didn't know if that was like a... No, I just meant like the highest level.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Of jizz-filled party you can go to. No, no, see.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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What does Brady look like naked? Okay, no, no.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Logistics-wise, because that's one of the things you think about when you watch this.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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But I'm saying, does the invite, is it like a case? It feels like it's so, you know what I mean? Is it like leather bound? It's like majestic.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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You're a funny guy. How long have you been funny for? Oh, no, can I just be honest with you, though, for real? And let me see if I do this right. Pause. You smell great, man.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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No, no, I really meant that that feels like the party that someone could be invited to.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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And then how long does it take you to feel like

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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That's not... That's a big deal. No, that's whatever. Whatever. Can you say who it's with?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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But the product or no? Yeah, I mean, Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, Dunkin', yeah. Who knows? I don't know. Did you have to do, like, a Boston thing?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Thank you, man. You really do. Really? That was like the first thing I noticed. Hey, man, you know. Is there an endorsement you want to plug for that?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Well, there's not a lot that I'm doing besides fucking. So it's kind of like I have to find time to not...

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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to do shit because my fucking takes up a lot of time but no I think you're totally right and I think part of like coming into yourself when you come when you come and you're done coming you have that post nut clarity then you go I have dreams but like a lot of times I actually have dreams the pussy gets in the way it's true a lot of people don't speak on that though yep

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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That's another one.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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All that shit gets in the way of your vision. Yeah, man. And women especially.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Women really, here's the problem. Women fuck everything up.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Well, I didn't say that. Oh, sorry. I meant, I meant.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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So, listen. Back to the parties. Back to the parties. No, no, no. No, no.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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So this is what I really wanted to ask. Like, I was pointing this out to you. I have never seen, like, I have 100 comedian friends. Some of them are stand-ups. Obviously, some are actors. Some do just social media stuff. Yeah. Everybody's, you know, trying to put out funny content. Right. Your shit is not only funny, I've never seen a level of engagement from a fan base like yours.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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But it's bananas. I mean, is it surreal to you? I look at one video you posted. I think it was the... The sprayed on, the spray painted line? Because I've died laughing at your skits. And you did a sketch once of what, the airport worker? Yeah. And they're so funny. And here's the thing. Everybody, I've interacted with that guy. And it's so spot on. But then I'm like, yeah, this is really funny.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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You really will?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Then you go and you look just at the data. And you're like, yo, this was liked... 900,000 times. And there's 65,000 comments. I'm like, I can't even wrap my head. It's like Taylor Swift, Cristiano Ronaldo.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Is it beat out, like script out? No, not a script at all.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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We have to hit these beats.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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It's incredible. Dude, I mean, we were talking briefly. I've been a big fan of yours as anybody who has the internet. And we've communicated a bunch. I went to your live show in L.A. last year.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Is that one of your ambitions, though, to have just a show like that?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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That's what I think, too, by the way. I think this is something we used to talk about when... these podcasts and touring blew up for stand-ups, we would go, oh, you know, the natural thing is you have this, you want to do the legacy entertainment thing. And then you get that, somebody gets that, and you're like, you know what, I think I was already doing the thing I wanted to do.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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And I watch those things, and I'm like, look, this already hit a massive audience. It's absolutely hilarious. Everybody wants to share it. What happens if you put it on television boundaries? I think you almost lose something.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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I don't think it works as well.

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I also think that people are drawn to the lower level production on it. Even on simple posts, right? If you do just like, hey, I'm here. You're like, I'm getting... That feedback is so much bigger than like a snappy, cool, slick one.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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It was wild. Well, it was the beginning. It was wild, but I wouldn't. But, I mean, no, it was fun.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Oh, really?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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that piece of shit that we've all run into so many times. You're like, you're the laziest fucking asshole.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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No, seriously.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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But you kept doing it, obviously. Yeah, I mean, money. Money does that. Yeah, money does that. But you're going to do a whole bunch more of those.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Thank you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Thank you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Thank you.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Thanks, man. I mean, I was thrilled when we interact. I really was. Because I'm a genuine fan, and I was like, oh, this is cool. It was fun to do. And then, you know, we haven't told.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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You know, sometimes you're in the grocery store and there's flies.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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He's doing a bold thing now where I would guess this pizza might be a review. He's going to places and being like, your shit's whack. There's no way.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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He's telling the owners there?

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The show is pretty outrageous. It's insane. And the shit you put... Like, these... I don't know. I mean, sometimes you don't keep your composure at some of the people that come out. Like... Well, I was wondering, though, because there's some obviously ridiculous shit that you either laugh or you get rid of people.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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It's nice.

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You see what he did in Philly?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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You remember? Huh? Gino's. Gino's, like the historic, you know, very famous cheesesteak place. And he's like, all right, man, I'm going to do a review. Also, all of them are like, what the fuck are you doing? We didn't ask for a review.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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No one's in on this. No, I mean, he's telling people in line who are just like, want to get one. He's like, y'all know who I am? And they're like, no, we just want to get, we just want to eat.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Yeah, he's like, he's yelling at the guy. Did you cut it? Cut my sandwich?

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He went to a soulful place. He went to a soul spot. And was like, this shit is some bullshit. And the comments were like, you're going to get your fucking ass kicked. You're going to kill the guy, man.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Well, there's only 27,000 videos.

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It's a check, I'll tell you that. That coat is getting a lot of fucking, a lot of time.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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But there was another food review for sure.

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That's a restaurant. That restaurant.

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Have you had, though, because you know when American Idol broke and the whole world was watching it? And you watch for the car crash. But then every once in a while, you're like, yo, who is this? Have you had people where you're like, holy shit.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Let me tell you about this.

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Let's see.

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Oh, there you go. That's a good guess.

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No, it's not a very fancy place. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. He's got like a DiGiorno pizza on his table. It's insane. It's insane.

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Wait, tell me, because we had shared these videos because we both like food, and we were like, oh, my God, have you worked with this chef? And then I told you he came here. It was amazing. Then he came. He was on Coulda Been?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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We had an interesting thing with him because he was like, I go, what are you going to make? He goes, whatever you want, anything you want. And I go, all right, well, can I get some sea bass? And he goes, I don't fuck with seafood.

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But then he did end up making shrimp. So he'll do shrimp.

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And scallops.

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And then he made just an original dish for us. Really? It was incredible.

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We do. It was really remarkable. I mean, he did things that I've... Never seen a human being put into a pan.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Oh, man. Yeah, he was like... I don't know if the sauce is out there.

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The sauce that he made... Wow, that's a lot of oil. Yeah, well, that was... The sauce that he made was... Oh, Jesus Christ. It's starting to get in there.

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Three heaping spoons of butter, about half a bottle of olive oil, half a bottle of red wine, half a bottle of champagne, and two cartons of heavy creamer.

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It was insane.

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Yeah.

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And then he called it the John Segura.

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Yeah. Yeah, we definitely borrowed some money. I mean, I'll just tell you, I gave him $250,000. But it was fucking worth it, dude. It was really good. It was really good.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Yeah, I appreciate him, too. And if you're out there, if you have a mansion, yacht, castle, millionaires and billionaires only, hit up.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Have you ever, by the way, seen Robert Paul Champagne? You don't know RPC? No. Can you show his original? Robert Paul Champagne? Yeah, do you know him? Never heard of him. He might be good for Could Have Been House. Okay. Like, let's just... Let's Google search that guy. Yeah, he's... Robert Paul Champagne. He's going to pull up how we learned about him and...

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I think if you had him, he's talented. He has different talents. Okay. But, like, this, the personality is just, like, through the roof. That's what I mean. Like, I think he would just be somebody that you see and you go, like, oh, shit.

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How does this get on the internet? I don't know how it got on the internet. Yeah. But then we found him. We found him in Coney Island.

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How did this get in the world? He's so public with his... Straight up. And he also gives out his address.

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and and his phone numbers like like that's what prompted because i was an aggressive ass and here's what's crazy is that if you type in his name in google maps it gives you the address it takes you to his house i swear to god if you pull it up pull up google maps and just type in robert paul champagne look bro who is it takes you to his building it takes you to his building

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And it's got a bunch of five-star reviews from guys that have... The Google ad shows them. He's like, this is where I am. Fuck me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, I don't think that was on Facebook, but he definitely.

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I think it was because he goes, it starts, he just goes, black guys who want to fucking fuck good. Just come to my place. So I think he just posted it somewhere.

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The way that some people's straight face walked into you, and they're like, I'm here to sing today, man. Oh, no, they're dead ass. They're dead ass.

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Oh, that's him too.

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Yeah, that's Officer Cumdump.

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I mean, you know, because he... Okay, so he's in... He's in Lucifer's lair, which is his apartment, and he's just putting out vibes.

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Probably issued from the police department. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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One-on-one. There was a could-have-been video you posted where I saw that the security guy's like, you had to tell them, hey, chill. Yeah.

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You want the sincere person.

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You know, they like that. Of course.

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And they like that coach acknowledged it. You know, you were just like, hey, I like the effort. I like what you're doing, boy.

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But you also do a thing where sometimes the person's talent is questionable at best. Well, yeah. The majority of them are like that. But you'll be like, there's something I really like about you. I can tell you're a good person.

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What kind of crowds are coming up?

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Well, it's not your crowd. No. We could look it up, but I don't think it's yours. First of all, I see no colors.

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I meant what type.

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Yeah. Thousands. Always. Always. Yeah.

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I think a lot of a lot of it is editing. A lot of it. I don't know if you're saying that you skew only one way, but you're like a crossover person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. No, I definitely... You have tons of white fans.

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I just want to... It's called gerrymandering, where you draw... You draw... This is where they are. This is where we are. So where were you... Well, let's just say I... Not in East Point.

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Oh, okay. Yeah. What are you... One of my good friends, I'm saying, went... Swear. I swear to God, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to Shiloh Middle. He's still a sports reporter there and everything.

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No, no, not at the school. I'm saying he's an Atlanta sports guy.

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It was a true mix of everything.

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How's your karate?

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Wow. Yeah. Is that the side of you? Well, I take it seriously. That's what I got. The side of you a lot of people don't know.

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Both karate and taekwondo.

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I don't think that's true I think karate is Japanese and taekwondo is Korean and you're confusing the two because you don't I don't think you have a black belt well no I definitely have a black belt no we'll call my mom right now is this a childhood black belt like from from master Hong Kong Kim wait yo wait how do you know about because he was my master too yo you know about master Kim yeah I had a black tip it's a red belt with a black tip yeah master master Hong Kong Kim Hong Kong Kim yeah

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Ask your mom if she still has his number, because I would like to reach out to him.

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Of course.

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Yes.

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Also a Kim. It's just their last name. Okay. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Mommy. She's like, I know that white voice.

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OK, OK. So I just want to say, so he's legit black belt. He said both karate and taekwondo. Is that correct?

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Well, he spit bars, though.

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It's a Korean martial arts. OK. That's very impressive. and foot movements and it is it is taekwondo but it is called tongue pseudo i'm super impressed and uh i don't know what else to say ask her the amongst the other things i've done as a child oh excuse me um he drew he's asking me to ask you please uh elaborate on other things he did as a child Hobbies.

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He's a renaissance man.

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I know, but it's just, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm saying that it's incredible what he's accomplished. And as a mother, you just have to be radiating with so much pride about this kid. It's amazing.

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But there might be something else for you. Like, do you feel like you understand? Yeah. So then do you then do you try to pivot that guy into that other field or you just go drop him off?

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What did you have her doing? She was eating stuff and drinking stuff. She was lit, man. It was wild. You probably shouldn't have her.

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80 is a lot, right?

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Yeah. This is it. I think this is it. I think this is it. I think it's like just enjoy this year. 2025, it's a cool sounding year. I always tell her, just stop answering the phone. Just fucking turn it in.

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No, she doesn't do that. What she does is she has a cell phone that she never has on her. So every time you call her... She'll answer on an iWatch and be like, I have to find my phone. And you're like, do you ever just think to maybe keep it on your person?

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It's fucking so annoying.

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So they're used to probably just leaving it at this area.

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It's the fucking worst. Yeah. I agree. It is super impressive, though, which she confirmed. Yeah, I told you.

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And are you a legit Tide fan? You really are? You don't give a piss about nothing?

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Yeah.

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But you're not like a Georgia fan?

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Really?

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Yeah, I have worked with a guy like that. Right.

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Really?

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How'd you meet?

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You were just a fan of it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He must have been fired up, man.

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Not in person? No.

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Really? Yeah. What did he think you were?

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Just tanned? You've been outside? Yeah. You've been working?

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He did? Yeah. That's kind of really sweet.

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Did you see what his reaction was to you?

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Oh, here's you guys right here. Oh, yeah.

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But you found like a real... Yeah. This guy's a gem.

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Yeah. He's all the way... Does he go to every game? He's one of those guys that like... Yeah.

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Oh, they banned him?

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Oh, and that's when the program was like. And they were profiting off of it, and I think it made it. Can't do that.

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He doesn't.

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Everything changes.

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I would say it's probably best to not have that guy on the field. Yeah. If I was making choices, I would say maybe not a field pass. If you're on the board of education. I'd be like, no field pass.

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Let's keep him in the stands. Have a barrier up.

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I would love to. Yes. I went to a game last year. I went to a game in Tuscaloosa, and it was so much fun. That environment was un-fucking-believable.

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Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Alabama football team. That shit was amazing.

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Oh, you did? You did the thing?

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Yeah. Well, majority of everybody in that stadium. Yeah, the whole state is Willie. Like, they really don't give a piss about shit, but the time. Yeah, they are. They're.

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There's a lot of willies, yeah. And if they're not Tide fans, they're War Eagle fans, and they're committed for sure, man.

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Okay, let's talk about Could Have Been Love.

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Man, you are one funny guy. And I heard you have a new show called... But why do you got to put the black accent on when you do it? I get it. Okay. All right. I'll do it white. Ready? Fuck. Drewski. Man, you are something else.

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So you're really helping them out though, man.

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Oh, the Tom white? Okay. Yeah. I mean, what's up with this could have been love thing?

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Okay. So... The show could have been love. Yes. You, in this show, are essentially a version of The Bachelor, correct? Yes, yes.

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In the show. And you're in a... Is it in a house? Is that what... Yeah, that's what it is, man.

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Oh, he's hilarious. Oh, my God. He's great. It was hard not to break up with this guy.

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Did you guys meet doing his thing? Did you guys do that?

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Did they get to see you being sincere? Yeah, yeah.

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Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm like, look how nice, look how good I am.

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Yeah.

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You're not just playing with the dookie shoot.

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The dookie shoot.

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Yeah. Ass? Yeah, the booty hole.

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Well, if you want to find out if you love someone, don't you play with a... Oh, okay.

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The asshole.

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Date one, usually, yeah. That's usually... That's usually... Don't you?

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Yeah, play with the dookie shoot.

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Is that like a... Just to see what kind of resistance you have or what's... Yeah, if you want to see if it's... If it's got some bodies or if it's ready for you and you only. I figured you would do that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's going to be on your channel, right?

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What I love about this besides the concept and you being in it, though, is that it's on your channel. Like this doesn't have to be anywhere else. This is yours. Yes, yeah. That's huge, man. 100%, yeah. That's huge. Ownership of things is everything in this.

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Yeah.

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I'm sure you have sponsorship opportunities.

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Yeah, it's so entertaining.

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Mix it up. Yeah, mix it up. And you got to go, like, on those shows, the person who's, like, you get to have basically kind of mini dates with all these, like, you know, you get to know everybody. So you got to really go out on, like, 18 dates?

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So how did, like, you said it, like, the catalyst for all this is you watched American Idol and everything. The beginning of could have been, had to have been, like, well, what, let's just try this once? Like, is this something silly, fun? Because what it's grown into is insane. Yeah.

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And you get, do you kick people, too? No, no, no.

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Okay, okay.

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Like, we actually had some real... And none of these chicks were like, let me drain your nuts and keep me on for a day?

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Drain your nuts. Play with my dookie shoot and I'll drain your nuts. And then we'll follow up.

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I mean, this is a surprise to everyone.

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Everybody's surprised. Nobody black is doing any dookie shooting. Everybody black who knows you is like, he didn't do the dookie shooting?

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I kind of think we're going to disagree on that.

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Don't act like this is some slang.

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Are you a big ass guy?

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Yeah. No. You don't always eat a girl's ass when you're

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Yeah, that's a big one.

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It's right there. It's right there.

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Right.

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And a woman that eats your ass is an angel. That's who you've proposed to. If you're out there and you meet a girl and she goes right for your ass, you get on your knee and you give her a ring. What?

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What?

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I mean, it's a lifelong kind of thing. I'll even do the thing where I'll take, I'll put the, you know what I mean? I'll step over.

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No, really? I thought we were just.

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It's the back of someone's head. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

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Thanks for coming, man.

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This is weird.

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That was perfect.

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Yeah, doing everything.

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Do you have any idea how many people you've signed?

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I mean, I saw you. Weren't you in Nigeria at one point?

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I've never been more excited. This is long overdue, and I can't believe that this is actually happening. But the one and the only and the great Drewski is here, everybody.

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What was, like, had you been to Africa before? No, that was my first time in the motherland. Was it a wild experience for you?

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Well, just that, like, you're going to a foreign country that you haven't been to before.

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No, I mean just, like... No, it's just that like you're, first of all, it's like showing your level of fame because it's one thing to be like, hey, I'm in Detroit or something and people come out. But when you go to Nigeria, it shows you your reach.

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What's the wildest shit that's happened that it could have been kind of audition or on a trip?

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And the dances are like fucking.

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Yeah.

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That's wild.

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They take over.

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Type shit, type shit, man.

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No shit.

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We got to take you out. That kind of shit. I would love to go. Yeah.

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So basically that, but without clothes is what happened.

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Okay.

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You got a stack right there. That's called getting stacked. Hey, here's the thing that everyone- Stacking like a Pringle right there. How's Diddy doing? I know you guys are in touch every day. Great question. Wow. What's he up to?

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No, I know that you guys are in touch.

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I think you see the natural segue.

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What's he feeling?

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I was just trying to relate to you. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I get it. Hey, you know what I'm saying?

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Really?

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I'm coming to the Firekeepers Casino on Friday, May 9th. Tickets go on presale next week on Thursday, February 6th at 10 a.m. Eastern with the code Tommy, T-O-M-M-Y. Later this week, I'll be in Athens, Georgia, Savannah, Georgia, and North Charleston, South Carolina. Tickets and info is at TomSegura.com slash tour.

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Let's run the show regular.

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We had a whole black program.

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I thought that would make you be like, I'm home.

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No, no, no, no. Oh, I see what's going on. No, I'm saying you've been to the most, like, celebrity-studded thing, that white party, right? That all-white party that, what's his name? Michael Rubin. That Michael Rubin throws. Yes, yes. And that shit looks like it's like the creme de la creme.

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Hey guys, cancel the whole thing.

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Honestly, I don't know if I believe in this shit, man. And it's definitely something out there in the ocean, but I don't know about it anywhere.

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Yeah, that or your neighbor's just there on some, trying to fuck with you.

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But you said you saw it on an outlet. Oh, dude, it was on the news. Oh, it was on the news. They were everywhere. So it was like people really were calling him the what? That's not a neighbor.

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China can have... And why do they want to come to Austin, Texas?

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Yeah, Elon Musk. So this is kind of like the new Portland.

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And threw it out, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I think a lot of the shit he be doing, sometimes he be trolling too. You think that? That's wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he's heavy on Twitter and shit. He is. He's always laughing at jokes on there.

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Shit that AB posts.

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Like the cracker of the year awards and all that. He always laughs at shit like that. So I think he knows what he's doing. He's very funny. But tossing a fucking. Yeah, that was crazy, though. That's not that much. That's not even a joke. At an inauguration. You can't do that at a political rally.

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Why didn't you go? I saw, like.

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You were invited, for sure, though.

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Antonio Brown was at the inauguration.

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I didn't even know he was. I didn't see him. I didn't see AB in none of those pictures.

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He took a picture with Trump. I have not seen none of that stuff.

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I saw one of the... It was this black guy there doing an MLK speech.

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If you're a brother in America, he really... That guy set us back right there. I don't know what... I don't know what he even put that accent on for. I don't know why he. Yeah, it was a lot, man.

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Yeah, he just really just, it's like, damn, bro.

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Well, you don't do it. You're not allowed to do it. That guy just, yeah, let's just leave it alone, man. Let's leave it alone, bro. Let's leave it alone. Just fuck it. Cause after he started. Nah, it just doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right when you went to go and do this.

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Yeah, I think it's mainly about just me getting that connection with a girl, man, which is hard when you're rich and famous.

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This is definitely a brand risk right here. This is not a brand risk. I just hope we have a cease and desist letter. This is getting bad.

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No, I just see I'm just leave that alone because that guy, he definitely that guy definitely he set us back so bad that I wouldn't even I don't even think we even need to impersonate MLK. I don't even know why that guy did that. And if you look at Trump and Elon Musk and everybody's face when he was doing it, just like.

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It was almost as crazy as the Hitler salute. They were like trying not to laugh. It was almost like, bro, why are you doing this? Because it is funny.

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Yeah, that's not the best person to impersonate during an inauguration. Yeah. They could have just played a clip, I think. True. Yeah, I knew he was a rapper.

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I think Unity.

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Oh, okay. Yeah. Is that what that means? Yeah. Yeah. I thought he was, I thought you were still saying Epstein. No, no, no, no.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That was weird, though, seeing like the— Everybody was trying to get in there back. Everyone's going back in time. And then you saw the Paul brothers got into it with Theo. I thought it was a joke at first, but Theo really— Yeah, he— He hopped on— Classic bullying, dude. They fucked up his chair and had him fall. Yeah, he was serious, bro.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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But was he trolling?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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He was one of those guys you never really know sometimes.

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Yeah, he seemed, yeah, because it didn't seem like anything he was joking about. There was no joke in none of the shit he was tweeting out.

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Hey, that's one way he could be selling that fight.

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No, they both do it.

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But yeah, I think he did that after he did the Floyd one. He was like, fuck this shit.

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No, it's not.

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They had Mike, like, butt naked in the locker room just getting prepared.

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Yeah, they had Mike really tweaking out.

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But that might have just been... I think that was from other fights, though, man. I think he had... I think he's got a form of CTE for sure. Yeah. There's a lot of people with functional CTE. There's CTE that you can notice off bat, but then there's like the functional kind. Yeah. Like you could still, you could say wild shit and get away with it a little bit. It's like AIDS.

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Mike Tyson is one of them. Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah.

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It's nothing like that, but everybody's over 21 for sure. For sure.

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You just give it to all your girlfriends. Punch them in the head. Yeah. Okay, well, I don't know about that. I don't think you spread it like that. I think it spreads through the brain.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Who's some functional CTE people that you feel like have functional CTE?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Yeah, some of the fighters have it too. Oh, the old UFC fighters.

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Those gamble companies, they'll be on you too. They'll be looking for those people. Yeah. You been seeing that, you know about Bob Minnery? I know of him. He's been promoting the fuck out of some gamble. Oh man, they got him by the balls, man. He's just promoting. He usually does shit with like Nelk Boys and different shit around that.

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But I don't know the name of the company, but it is funny, man. He'll do a promotion and then take it down in like an hour. He'd be like, if you want to win free tickets, come out to a game with me and just have all this shit you got to do. And then he'd be like, ah, fuck those people. I'm not doing this shit no more. This company sucks. What the fuck just happened, bro?

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Yeah. We've got some interesting characters involved. Really? Insane people.

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You got all these people signed up for the artwork. And he's like, if you guys signed up, I'm sorry. Tomorrow we'll do a different one. I'm like, yo, this is the worst business I've ever seen in my life. But you know, those companies, they just like, they got money, man.

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I don't think they were able to promote it back in.

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Oh man, I might not even need to do this podcast. I need to get the fuck out of here.

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Well, after LeBron James started doing commercially.

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He does one right now with Kevin Hart, I think.

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Yeah, so pretty much like, yeah, we put them all in there, but we put them through different things. Like we brought celebrities to like see if they could go through each competition. So like one day we brought like Bobby Altoff and then the next day they get to meet Young M.A. You know what I mean?

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No, they've got plenty of money, man.

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The booster club's eating, man.

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I think y'all did something for the L.A. Fire.

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They were talking about that when I was over there.

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Yeah. I thought it was something for kids. I thought it was like a fundraiser.

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Did you hear about it? No, no, no. That shit was a crazy situation for real. You know what's crazy? We had just eaten at that Nobu. I don't know if that shit burnt down.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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But I saw a lot of that shit burning down on that whole strip.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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I don't know, Nobu or Soho might still be there. But you were there after the fire or right before? Nah, it was like two days before it started.

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So we have a lot of different celebrities in there that put them through the ringer of like, are you good enough for Drewski? Are you here for the money? Because they also are competing for $50,000. So it's not just about like my love and everything. We made a catch, you know, because we also want them to, you know, get compensated for their challenges. How many of the women are white?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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We were just there.

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And then I saw the videos of it, of somebody driving through that same area.

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And I was like, damn, this shit looks completely like swept through. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know what all got...

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Dude, I came across a- Yeah, I was fucked up at y'all laughing over there. I know, for real. What are y'all doing, bro? That's not cool, man.

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I got a fact that's going to sober the room.

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You see, I'm trying to whisper it to my mic buddy.

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All jokes aside, I really don't find that funny for real.

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Well, I was looking to come with y'all.

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Yo, you're stupid as fuck.

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How do they look at you? They got to know who you are, though. The black players know. Yeah, they do.

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A little, yeah.

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Nah, they fuck with you, man. Everybody do it.

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His shit is jumping now, too. It's huge. After that Cat Williams situation.

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I think it's like a 90 million for that one episode.

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He got paid from just that one episode.

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Yeah, I don't know if that was true. How do you go on Instagram live on accident? Yeah, that doesn't happen. Yeah, then he just promoted his donor pills. I don't think I'm buying that either. I don't know. I don't know if that actually happened for real.

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He could have set it off. He was going hard. He was growling. Good girl.

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But see, that's the thing about it. If he was growling and doing all that, at some point, you're about to bust. If you're doing all that, because once you get in the mind, you're already there.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sounds. See, people don't talk about that enough. The sounds will get you. fucking yeah a girl girl makes one noise i go shut the fuck up yeah okay i don't it's true that's true i told you not to make a fucking sound i wear earplugs i wear that shit guys wherever they land planes it's a mind thing man so that's why i feel like with his shit it's like you know

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That's a good question.

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Can you do that again?

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Out of 18, like two or three.

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Nah, I feel like, because immediately after he promoted these sex pills. So I don't know if that could have been a promotional thing. Kind of like when Snoop Dogg said he was done smoking. He came out with the fireless grill or whatever.

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All right. Yeah. I think three. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. One is mixed. That's good.

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You're right, though. That shit was a quick hump.

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No, you had to go through what somebody screen recorded everything you have to do to go live. That's what I'm saying. And it was so, it was like seven different buttons you have to press.

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Cause once you get to the open, once you get to the open, the fucking camera thing, which you slide over, you got to keep swiping to get to the live. And then once you get to the live, it asks you again, are you sure you want to go live? It's not like, it's not a pocket dial. You gotta literally get there and agree to everything that it's asking. So I don't know, I don't know. It is what it is.

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I'm glad he did it. Yeah, well, why would that be?

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Is that good enough for you? No.

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Yeah, he did, though. That's what made it believable with me. I think once you start throwing shit like that in, it's like, oh, okay. Good girls. This might be real. Fucked up. Yeah, yeah. That's weird.

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Yeah. Well, it's about a little bit. No, no, no. We actually have all races. Like we have... We have a Mexican girl, we got a couple studs.

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That's what he was doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ew, bro. He's training, dude. He's training. That's more of a black thing, though. Is it? What's good, my nigga? That's my boy. Oh, I was hoping. Yeah. We're just in here. We're here coming. Yeah, man.

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Back in the what?

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What made you fucking look this up? My brother told me about it. Oh, you were jacking off. No, I wasn't. I said my fucking brother. Right.

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That's interesting. What does your brother do?

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He's off the grid, man. I understand why. He's doing research.

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Yeah, bro. But see, they're not all the same. Everybody, they have these things now where they're calling them like stems or fem. So it's like a stud feminine type mixture. Yeah, they're not all just, I know back in the day, everybody was like, oh, that's a stud. Now they got these new titles. It has branched out. So we had a mixture of a bunch, man. It was like picking through a batch of periods.

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Yeah, you need to call your brother, man. I want to talk to this guy. I'm going to fuck. I got to get some clarification. Yeah, call him. What's his name? Cal?

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Tom. Typical. I knew it was one of those three-letter names. I'll put them all right now.

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I want to talk to him.

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Is he older or the younger brother?

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Oh, okay, yeah. That's very weird.

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Like majority of them will come from like the auditions. Like we'll go to different cities and have like auditions and shit, but then you still have your, you know, freshly picked from social media in there. And I'm sure, you know, you've scrolled and seen some,

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So I'm not going to close my fucking eyes. I'm not even going to play half of the game with you.

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Ah, okay, so it was like a train situation. It was a white guy train. Hold on. Yeah, I was going to say, there's a difference between a white guy train and a black guy train.

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Well, that's weird. That's not a train at all. Usually, it's a white train.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Just for the fuck of it?

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What is the reason your team has to sit here? They're like, what the fuck type of white shit is this? But why together?

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but there's no walls, it's just, you know. Look, look, you can sit here, you can punch holes in the ceiling.

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No, you can't look, dude. Okay, yeah. I mean, I get it. So what's up with the, walk us through the train.

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Because the train's weird. Nah, train, yeah, it's just, I've never indulged in no train. But, you know, I think at parties and stuff, there was a thing, you know, where,

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when you're in high school where everybody's going in, girls twerking in the room here and then you might go upstairs and there might be five guys and one girl from a fucking basketball team and she's like the basketball trainer or water girl or whatever. You never know. And I think that would be considered a train in the black culture.

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Well, I mean... By me. I've never participated. I've just been at a party and maybe, you know, in high school you might see, walk into a room, oh shit, okay.

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You walked by. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you just hear about it at school. You go back to school the next day and they be like, oh yeah, we ran a train on so-and-so. Yeah. You just never, you know, you never know. It depends on... But yeah, that's the black train.

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What the fucking, where did that come from?

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Nah, the studs, some of them, like I said, there's like a new stud thing. They're kind of like, they still look for a man Maybe not for love. Just a friend. Maybe more so, yeah, kind of like a mentor. You know what I mean? That's the vibe I get of it. I think it's more like a brother, like searching for a brother.

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No, I wasn't at that train station.

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I wasn't there.

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That's the look of somebody who's like, well, I got cold, hard facts. I've seen you with the guy, you know. Damn. Never been to that train station, though, no.

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Nobody has, apparently.

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Yeah, he said that about the, I think it was the Will Smith-Chris Rock situation.

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I don't think that was Diddy's house he said that at. No, probably not, but... What do you think about us? What the fuck, man? This dude be having cold, hard facts, but mixes up the stories. I'm a storyteller.

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Diddy party.

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Who was at the Diddy party? Yo, guys, guys. Yo, what the fuck, man? Just tell us. It was like a back-to-back. Y'all are running a train on questions here.

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But, you know, I said even on the show, like, man, it's like I have no problem with them. You can share clothes with them and shit. So I think it works out for me somehow, some way. Yeah, it's a good show, though.

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Nah, fuck out of here, man. We're not going to flip it like that.

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We're not just going to throw that shit around, say that, and they'll be like, oh, man, you're the man, bro. Nah, we're not cutting from that and coming there. Fuck out of here.

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That's worse than having it actually in the head.

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Nah, nah, nah.

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That's true. That's not horseplay, by the way. That's not a nut check. Nut check is like a quick fap. You don't ever walk up behind your boys and go, mm-hmm. Can't wait to party with you later. Yeah, this is getting out of hand. This is getting out of hand. Oh, man. Good girl.

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Why do you look at me after saying that? Like, just look at the fucking camera and say, don't look at me. Yo, bruh, look at me and say, hey, this is what it is, right? Rule one of filming. You get it. You know it. It is what it is, ain't it? Hey, man, that's your prerogative.

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Because they do pride themselves on being able to steal any of these girls. Yeah, and that's the issue we had on the show, man. A lot of them were trying to indulge in like getting with the regular girls. And I had to discipline them for that. Yeah, it was a whole thing.

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Nah, I think, nah, with this show, this show is, like, a different side of, you know, everything that I've ever done.

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Yeah, wait, huh?

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Oh, we're just being sweet. You're being a little sweet. We can't go from the last topic and just go there and start talking about sweetie. I'm switching gears.

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Totally different topic. But I do show a different side on the show though, for sure. It's just, it's not the, like the CEO character that you may see on like, could have been auditions. It's, It's still hilarious, it's a great show, but it does have me getting serious with some of the girls and trying to see what's going on, yeah.

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Nah, I've never fucked on camera. Okay, that's what I'm asking. Yeah, nah. I didn't fuck none of the girls in the house, actually. So just handjobs and shit? No, we didn't do none of that shit. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I got you.

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Yeah, no, there's absolutely no handjobs. No handjobs in the entire season. No sexual nothing. The whole season. Yeah, nah, it's on YouTube. It's not.

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Nah, nah, nah. Yeah, we never. The most is probably some kissing.

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You got to see a couple of them.

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Okay, so now.

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All right, I'm joking about it. No, it was some studs in there. I understand. They prefer to be called that. What?

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Man, that's why, yeah, we discipline them. Yeah, yeah, they go through. Do they have their separate room? Yeah, they have their own. Where are you putting them? We don't put them anywhere in the house. It's not like we're putting them. Yeah, he's trying to do the whole R. Kelly thing. Where do y'all put them? Nah, everybody had, they got to choose their own rooms. We didn't put them anywhere.

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You have no idea.

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He said, let me know. Nah, you gotta watch it, man. You gotta see the episodes. February, around Valentine's Day. We don't got an exact date, but around that time, yeah.

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After we send the season to sister, this episode being.

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I think we'll do.

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Yeah, no, no, we'll do weekly for sure. Just because last time we got a little carried away with editing. We didn't have a full team. We only had like one guy. Oh, shit. So it was like so stressful.

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So we started doing bi-weekly. Then it went like a month by and then the fans were confused. They were like, what the fuck's going on?

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Yeah, so.

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Just doing more shit, man. Just trying to... We have a Netflix show in the writer's room process right now. So we have that going on. Kudos to your show as well.

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I've never seen your boy on there. This is my first time.

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Oh, you're the cop. Okay, so that's method acting. You're doing a little bit. Yeah, okay.

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Nah, I've got to dig deep.

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You involved everybody around. Nah, that's what we're trying to do. So yeah, we have some dope shit cooking up over there. And yeah, just doing more commercial shit. More... More shit, like we have this shit with me, Kai Sinek, Kevin Hart, we're working on a movie right now. With that, so yeah, we've got a lot of shit cooking up, man. It's gonna be dope this year for sure.

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This is that year of expansion, trying to do more shit in public, public eye. And the same amount of shit still on social media, but also branching out to the mainstream shit. Not after they see this fucking podcast, it won't be.

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Do y'all change these mic covers? I'm smelling something on these.

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Every time for sure? No, never. Mine doesn't smell.

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It might just be the house smell.

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You know why people's houses have that different smell.

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But it's a big house though. So it's, you know, you can only imagine it's 18 girls.

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There's no dog here. Cat? Nothing? Nothing. It's smelling, it's like an aroma, I don't know. It's a certain one. I don't know, fuck it. Yeah, nah. Maybe just, yeah, that might just be different people that's been here.

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Okay, yeah, that just might be the house, huh?

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I don't smell that bad. I don't smell that. It's just like a... You were being racist against whites.

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I don't want to say that. You did do white people smell like dogs. It's just, no. I felt like a pet has been in here off of the mic smell. It's not necessarily every dog.

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White people smell like wet dogs. I never thought that. No, I've heard that. I thought you guys had pets.

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Yeah, let's wrap this up.

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No, no, not at all. Not at all. No, I don't. No. The mics definitely have a smell, but I don't think the house.

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A full week.

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Yeah, I'll say it is. Yours actually smells like a regular mic.

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That's weird. That'd be so disrespectful, but no, we've... No, man, y'all are doing a lot of amazing shit, and I gotta give you all your credit for sure. Thanks, man. First time meeting this guy. Thank you, bro. Very cool. Thank you, man. Right back at you.

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Fucking hilarious. He 100% fucking lied.

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He went on to tell me that his dad was like the president of the fucking Walmart parking lot. So I'm like, yo. Why would you sit here? That was one of the first times ever in auditions I've broken character fully. I could not stop laughing. Because he just continues.

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He just trauma dumped on me the whole time. And I'm like, god damn, bro. What the fuck do you want from me? I have nothing else to give. I don't have nothing. Yeah, nah, he had so many people that died in this family.

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Oh, he was dead ass though. He was dead ass about all that. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but it was so funny, man. He had a good soul.

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Yeah, he's one of those dudes that you'd just be like, man, I'd love to hang with him again.

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Like midgets?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a couple midgets on this show.

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Typically what?

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There's always a midget involved somewhere somehow. Nah, they're just attracted to me, man. I don't know what it is.

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You have a good dynamic with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Nah, we've had fun with a lot of those little people.

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I'd have to call them them, like that.

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they're not they're actual people guys i know yeah but i'm saying you know objects no for sure yeah but i'm saying the mindset of like a barbarian warlord yeah not now yeah back then not now yeah we don't treat them like that no no but back then you get you you're part of the squad Believe it or not, though, man, they get offended by a lot of that shit, man. They don't play.

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A lot of them are feisty, yeah. They really are. Yo, they don't play that shit.

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Man, it's like the top. A lot of them are top heavy. Yeah, I tell a lot of them that, though, for sure. When they take their shirts off. They're always jacked. They're jacked. A lot of their muscles are so compacted together. Yeah, they are naturally jacked people, yeah. And I think with them, they get the normal size human head, which makes their body top heavy a little bit.

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So majority of them, but they're cool, they're cool as shit. What? They're cool as fuck.

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No, actually, I don't make fun of them. Nah, I never do. You get it, right?

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Anybody that we have come through there, we treat them good, man.

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Yeah, yeah. And we give them a lot of opportunity. That's the big thing with what we do. We try to give them more opportunity to gain money.

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I said, do you fly him out of a giant cannon? What the fuck? Nah, they usually have a, they're accompanied by somebody. Majority of the mids, they have like a caretaker. I swear, bro. Really? Anytime I've ever, like, we've ever done anything with any, like, little people in auditions. Yeah. Majority of the time they have, like, a care ticket that they'll leave with. Yeah.

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Yeah. It's something. Dude, I just helped them with a lot of their shit. Yeah.

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You got me thinking about everything I've said in the last 10 minutes.

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Both of y'all married, right?

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Why'd you take a big sip of water?

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No, Matt's married. Did you get married at the end of the show? No, no, no. We'll find out. Yeah, you guys got to find out what happened, man. It's an interesting situation. I'm sure it will be.

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Yeah, it'll be on YouTube, on Drewski, under my name on YouTube. Man, we're airing that shit out every week, so be ready. And there's also going to be like – different ways you can vote for different shit, you know, so.

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That'd be good.

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You did it. Cause we gotta get the fuck to the airport, I'll tell you that.

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What time is it right now?

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Yeah, yeah, no, we will.

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Why don't you cut that camera off? I definitely have a lot of things to talk to you about. We're going to edit some stuff out.

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Yeah, thank you, man. Hey, let's get the camera off. I'll talk to you in a minute.

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Yeah, no, you get it. I know you're up to it. Yeah, we're all everywhere with it, man. Nah, you know. Dude, that's. But nah, I actually, yeah, nah, this show is going to be dope, man. I actually love this whole shit that we did. And it's owned by us, so it doesn't feel like anybody's telling us to do what they want us to do. Everything we've done comedically has always been from me or my team.

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With us? No, we had some sponsors. We had Happy Dad. We had Taylor Port. But we didn't really like do it like that. Cause I think naturally the girls are catty, man. They naturally were just ready to fight. Just because the cameras are around. A lot of the girls just were doing it. They were like, yo, what the fuck did you just fight her for? And she's like, oh, the bitch was talking over me.

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No point. There's no reason why you would just go and bat her in her face for no reason. So a lot of it, yeah, a lot of this shit was real and it just didn't make sense. I think, you know, with women, they wanna be kind of like this new culture of like baddies or you remember Bad Girls Club, that whole shit was like a thing. So yeah, with this show, you're gonna see a lot of that type of shit.

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I think he thought about the baddies.

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Is this one of y'all's house?

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Oh, this is your house.

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All right, so, Could've Been Love is different from Could've Been House. Could've Been House is necessarily, it has something to do with the auditions. We go to each city, do auditions. If you have good music, if you have good talent, whatever. We put them all in a house, the best of the best get into the house for that season. So last year we did season one.

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There's no furniture in that back room over there.

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Why did y'all clear the whole room out?

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I had no idea you stayed here, though, man. I feel like all white comedians live here. I was just telling them that. Tom Segura, you, Joe Rogan.

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Yeah, what is the reason?

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Well, I think there's a couple different places that have no taxes.

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That's why people don't indulge in their money. This is like a regular house, too. Yeah, this is like an Airbnb I just rented. You fly in jets, though, man. You could get a bigger house. Like, damn. That's a nice house, though.

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Yeah. No, that's true. You don't really need too much, either.

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Yeah. You don't buy any designer shit.

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Nah, we actually had that coming. We shot that, but we haven't done that.

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Why though, man?

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Why? As a black guy, I want to know... Dude, you have money. You got marks on your shoes. Both of y'all. They're not good shoes anymore, bro. What the fuck do you mean? These are not good shoes. What is the name of those? I have no idea.

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That sounds like a fucking cereal, man.

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dictating the culture these days yeah no y'all definitely got the car hard overalls my uncle was wearing those no i know but it just i don't get it man it's like being it's like a triad boss dude the guy would like sell hot dogs for 40 years you just kind of move but where are y'all putting y'all's money into like where where would you say you've spent the most money at Is it cars? Groceries?

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Groceries. Grubhub? Groceries? Yeah.

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It's kind of like making the band back in the day where you're competing for money, you bring it around celebrities. We had Snoop Dogg, we had all these different people. This year we've got a whole different setup. It's the same type vibe, but more celebrities, everything, the risk is higher, more money. So that'll be season two. Could have been Love is the first time we've ever done this.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck does that mean?

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Oh, okay, okay, okay. It can all come crashing down at any moment. I was just curious because, you know, I never, even with you, I always ask.

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So you don't even choose to do jets. They'll put you in a jet.

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Yeah. So you'll build that in intentionally.

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Absolutely. You like to indulge in.

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Other than that, you're not going to see you at a fucking strip club throwing money and shit.

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Okay, okay. That's good.

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His girlfriend must be here, huh? Yeah, I knew it. I always know when a girl's around somewhere. I'm like, yo, what are you doing, man? When I talked to you on the phone, you weren't talking like that. Shut the fuck up.

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Shut the fuck up. What are you doing?

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What are you doing? Yo. You're a completely different person right now, man. What are you doing, man? Okay. Okay. God damn. Yeah, naked girls?

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I don't respect them. You're a humble dude, bro. How do you indulge? You also as well. Go ahead. Thank you, man. How do you indulge? What's your... Man, I try not to do the same. I try to spend a little here and there, but definitely not one of the guys that'll buy a bunch of cars or houses or nothing, spots, none of that shit. I like to invest back into whatever we're doing.

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Like even with the show that we're doing right now, like I like to spend my money there. Or even with auditions, like that shit's expensive to go city to city and try to do these auditions. People don't know that.

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And a lot of times when I show the production, like even my cameraman right here film, he'll take pictures of behind the scenes and people are like, what the fuck is that many people behind? It's like a whole thing. So it's not easy doing that, but I like to spend my money in that. instead of, you know, doing all that bullshit out there.

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Where? A drone?

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What?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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What news outlet was that on?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Yeah, they thought they were aliens. You see how to wipe out? He's like, no, it's not a fucking Shade Room.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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In the air?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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That's how big they are? But I'm saying, does it look like a circle?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Yeah, I need to see this.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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Nah, that does sound interesting, though. I've never seen it.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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could have been love necessarily has to do with me trying to find a woman. Yeah. Trying to find something that makes sense for me. For sure.

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Bro, this is a fucking plane, nigga.

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This is a fucking plane.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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No, no, no. I see what you're saying, though. Hold on. And it was just doing fucking... Nah, it does look very different.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

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So other people have seen this and nobody has said exactly what it was.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

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Well, they know you're here, I'll tell you that. Whatever it is, they know that Shane Gillis is in this house. Nah, that's interesting. I've never actually seen nothing like that, for real.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

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It kind of looks like something.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

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Yeah, it kind of has the flashing red.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

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Yeah, because it's not just going through. It stopped.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

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I feel like nobody has a good HD footage of nothing that we don't know about. This is crazy.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 542 - Indulgences (feat. Druski)

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Nobody has good footage of none of this shit, bro. That's the fucked up part of all this shit.