Drew Miller
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
And voila, Murphy bed. Pretty nice clean mattress, yeah. It's a full clean size.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
The major weapons we recommend for our members is either a 12-gauge pump shotgun or an AR-15 like the ones behind you there.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
Back up, bitch! Drew's got a gun. So if there was a marauder out there, the guard would shoot immediately.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
If it gets really, really, really bad, you could potentially be dining on llama.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
Not our members. But if you're a marauder and you attack us, we're not going to eat you directly. We'll bury marauder bodies where our chickens can feed on the worms they produce. We want every calorie we can get, survival situation.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
We will be willing to lease to you the luxury suite during a collapse.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
Um, I don't think Fortune Ranch is going to organize anything like that, but what you do on your personal time is your personal thing.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
It's like joining a country club. So in good times, you can come out here and vacation, recreate, go to fun sites in the area. But when the shit hits the fan, we turn into a survival community.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
Nope, they're normal people. Most of them are professionals. The estimate now is that one third of Americans are doing prepping for a collapse.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
Well, number one, the economy's not functioning.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
Number two, there's widespread loss of law and order. So when the grid goes down, up to 90% of the U.S. population will die. It's H5N1 pandemic. It's a North Korean attack on the electric grid. Yellowstone blows up, causes a winter that destroys crops worldwide, by the way.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
She doesn't quite make the severity.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
No. I'm resigned to it.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
So the bunk beds here, there's probably about 14. Kind of fun, kind of like camp.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
GOP Shills for Tesla, Trump Admin Flubs JFK File Release & DEI Scrubbing | Peter Wolf
They're not gonna do that to you.