Dr. Estelle Paranque
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You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
It's the most beautiful castle, I think, in France.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, he gives it to her. You should point it black and white. No. It's even worse. It's like the H and the D. So H for Henry, D for Jean. And I'll tell you a story about this. But it's so, again, it's like I'm supposed to be your wife and you're giving everything to your mistress. And in front of everyone, there's no like trying to not hurt her feelings.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
It's like, let me hurt your feelings and some more. Yeah.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Indeed, she's not conceiving. But what's going to be very interesting is obviously they're going to try all the treatments possible for this. They're going to ask her, you know, to do anything she can to get pregnant, including like drinking donkey's urine.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, we would not have given François to, you know.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, he died. He died tragically.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, he died after drinking a glass of water while playing tennis. And everyone thought it was poison because who would benefit from his death?
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And Henri. And so she... And basically, he had a secretary that was Italian that had came with Catherine to the French court. And he was accused.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
That comes from a source that is against Catherine. So they're really trying to play the fact that this Italian guy was linked somehow to Catherine, that he has this book and that he would have killed the Dauphin for Catherine.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And I'll talk about this, why I really don't think it did.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah. And the new pope didn't pay the dowry.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And there's this massive discussion about, OK, we need a divorce between Catherine and Henry on an annulment. Because obviously divorce at this time, we use it so much, but actually it didn't happen, right?
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
You get an annulment from the pope. But what happened was, and I love that, Catherine heard all the rumours against her. Because she couldn't conceive and because of what happened with François, right? The Dauphin. So she goes to see the king, Francis I, François I. And she gives this speech where it shows you how intelligent she was. Am I saying that she's not genuine?
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
No, I'm saying she's genuine, but you can be genuine and smart, all right? And she goes there and she says like... I understand that it's not good for you to have me as your daughter-in-law. And because I love you, you know, I'm paraphrasing, because I love you so much and respect you so much. And you're like a father to me. I will accept whatever you want to do with me.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I put my fate in your hands. And Francois, who had thought about the king of getting rid of her, because now she's Dauphine and she's not good enough really for Henry. He's thinking, wait a minute. This woman is very devoted to me, to my family. And he really liked her. They enjoyed hunting together. They were riding together. She was a great rider, wasn't she?
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yes. She's someone who's very close to the king. And he told her, no, I'm not going to do that to you. Because he also knows that she's the orphan, always losing her family. And it's going to strengthen their bond. But the problem is going to tell her, but we have a problem, Catherine. I need you to give me, well, not him, but he needs an heir for his dynasty.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Because it's a very important thing, right, in the 16th century, as we know, to have, you know, a full dynasty. And that's where, for Diane, Diane is starting to be scared. Because right now, she only has a little girl, young teenager. And she can fully control her. She's not beautiful, or they say she's not beautiful. What is beauty, honestly? And she doesn't show anything.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I think you are beautiful, Estelle. Shep, you're so nice. I think you're beautiful, too. And you, Greg. Thank you. And what's so very interesting is that for Diane, it's like I can control her. She's not a threat to me and my love with Henry. But what if we get a new wife? It's a new princess. She's more beautiful. Henry becomes in love with her. So then Diane is going to help.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And that's why I want to tell you guys, she helps Catherine conceive. And she's like, OK, let's see what you do with Henry. Oh. And she's like, you're going to watch what I do. And so she's going to look into your little hole and look what they do. And she's going to be like, oh, my God, he doesn't do that to me. No, baby, he doesn't do that to you. So then Diane enters the bedroom.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I know. I wish it was actually filmed.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
This is like Renaissance Pornhub. It is porn. Oh, my God, we're getting there. I'm not sure if I should be in the studio. Shafi, please. I'm a virtuous woman. I'm very virtuous too, but like... And what she did was she'd come in the bedroom with a couple. She prepares Henry until the end.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And then gives him to Catherine. And this is how they conceived ten kids, guys.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Forget about the donkey piss.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, but nothing of this worked, did it? Where did you put the stag antler horn?
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
As soon as Jan entered to help the couple, it worked.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Seven are going to become adults. Yeah. So ten times. Well, I think she probably did more than that. Well, yeah, more than that. And I would like to understand here the humiliation for Catherine. It's time to understand that she's not enticing enough for her husband. It creates massive humiliation, resentment. Because even if you see the two women working towards a goal, right?
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I don't think I can do shabby. I love your work, but I don't think I can be as funny as you. I'm sorry.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Catherine is like, I hate this woman. Yeah.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I need this woman. I hate her.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Who becomes François as well.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah. Yeah. But Diane is the queen in all but name.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I know, I know. It's quite annoying, isn't it?
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
If I'm honest with you, I think she's really much on the back seat, right? She's never shining during his reign. Towards the end, yes, she's going to play a very important role. 1558, you know, we talk about the loss of Calais. But for the French, it's great. It's a great moment. Obviously, for the English, not so much. But the reason why we got it back, when I say we, obviously the French guys.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
It's because Catherine gave a speech in the Parlement de Paris. and raised money and men for her husband. And he's going to win that battle and win back Calais because of Catherine. At that time, she becomes closer to Henry because Henry's like, oh my God, you're very intelligent. And Diane starts resenting Catherine because Catherine is starting to shine.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Mary loved Diane. And Diane was a Guise, a French family, very close. So she loved Diane. And I think sometimes she was disrespectful to Catherine.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Nostri? Nostri? Damus. Damus. Damus. Nobby.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, and then he wants a revenge, so he does it again, and this time it goes through his eye.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Diana's out and she sends a letter to Catherine to apologise for all the years of humiliations.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Really? Isn't that fascinating? It is fascinating. Obviously Catherine gave me back Chenonceau. You know the H and D everywhere? She changed it D to C. The beautiful castle.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And Mary Stuart is queen of France.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Well, at that time, no, she's not yet very much running the show. And that's probably because of Mary Struth's family, the Guises. So she has very powerful, very powerful uncles, the Guises.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yes, the geezers. But Catherine is going to try, she's going to fight to remain an advisor to her son. And he's going to accept this. But their relationship between her firstborn and her son, they're good. They're not very strong. He also really loved, I think he's the only husband that, you know, I can say that about Mary Stuart. He really loved Mary.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And so his allegiance is going to go towards his wife Anne. And her family. So Catherine here is not really gaining much power, but she's growing in terms of like, she asked to be called Queen Mother of France. And that is a title that has never been given before. And it's a very important title because in the title you have Queen.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I want to tell you that before Francis I had his mother, she was Mother of the King.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And you see the difference between Mother of the King and Queen Mother. And that's an importance, a title she gives herself. And that's going to have more and more importance in the years to come.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Navarre is a small territory between Spain and France and has had such a huge diplomatic importance for centuries before.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And they're royal blood. Both of them have like princes of blood in them. It's very important because when you're a prince of blood, it means you have a right to the throne.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yes. I mean, again, OK, that's, again, from a source that is like their detractors. But there's a bit of truth in that in terms of like they control them.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
It's Charles. It's going to be Charles IX of France. He's totally, utterly under the control of his mother. And Catherine, she's become the matriarch of a family.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Oh, she's ruling at that time.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And then they start again. They always start again. There's always a mean way. That's one thing about Catherine, like her dark legend. And even you see it in the Serpent Queen by stars. It's like she's the one instigating those wars. She's not. There's no monarch. And mark my word here. It's not good for them to live in a realm where there's constant.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Vassy is in their territory in Lorraine. And on their way back to Joinville, they're going to see that the Huguenots are worshipping not outside of the town, but inside the town. And it's against the law. And they decide to kill all of them.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And her sons, yeah. They don't have peace.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yes. Again, I would just like to say that it's been also like it's a myth around Catherine. Well, they have Flying Squadron. So they're called the Flying Squadron. And there were noble women, between 80 and 300 noble women, well-born girls, who were there to basically flirt men to manipulate them for Catherine's interest. But let me just say, like, historians have debunked that myth.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Because it's important to say, because if Catherine had been that successful with so many women being able to flirt and obviously have sex with noblemen to get what she wanted, do you think she would have had such a hard time for the next 30 years? Probably not. That's one thing. But it is true. That is Isabelle de Limoy. She became Condé's mistress. And Condé is a Bourbon.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
He's a Protestant. Yeah. It is true that there was like some inference from Catherine where she wanted to know what he had in mind, what he had planned. So she did seduce him to get information for Catherine and it worked. But I think from that real example, they just made it up that Catherine was just basically paying women to sleep with men to get information.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Absolutely. So this massacre is that she wants to bring peace to France and she's going to give her daughter, her third daughter, Margaret... to Henry of Navarre, who's a Protestant. And the wedding is going to happen in Paris, and they're going to invite all the Protestants. So all Protestants and Catholics are in Paris to celebrate the wedding. And so far, so good.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
But the night of 23rd, 24th of August.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Thank you, Greg. The Guises have an opportunity to avenge their father's death. In 1563.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
He was assassinated in 1563 by Admiral de Coligny. He's going to ask for refuge to Catherine de Medici, who's going to grant it. But then what happened next is that the Guises have lots and lots of support. They even have their own private armies. And they start killing. It's the massacre of Protestants, thousands and thousands. And it doesn't stop in Paris. It goes to Rouen.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
It goes to different cities. And Catherine is blamed for it. People said Catherine started it. Catherine is the one who organized it, who plotted it, when Catherine is the one who actually opened the doors of her house with Charles, her son, to save as many Protestants as possible, including Sir Francis Worsingham, the English ambassador of Elizabeth I.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
So the Medici family, or the Medici family, were bankers and they rose to power and prominence.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
The spare for the spare. Francis and Charles are both dead.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And she has another one. So she's like, it's OK.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Henri III of France. He was elected king of Poland. And when Charles died, he had to smuggle out of Poland to go back to the French crown, which was awful because... Can you imagine being ditched by your king? No, but it was a massive diplomatic problem here because he was like, oh my... Catherine was like... Come back here. And he's like, they're not going to be happy.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I'd just be a king for a year. Is that like when you've applied for a new job and not told your... And now you have a better opportunity that you were not supposed to have. Right? It's like France is better, right? Sorry, guys. But that's how they felt at that time. So he had to hide. He went down a window and he roared at night. And it's just such a fascinating story.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Morally sound. They became, you know, very wealthy, as you said, and they were given titles. So then it created lots of problems and, you know, rivalries. And Catherine de' Medici is going to born into that very important family, but also very scheming family.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
First of all, he was absolutely... Gorgeous. I think that helps. I mean, people are like, oh, yeah, you don't know when your kid is friendly. A Polish friend of mine told me that he's gorgeous.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
He's dashing. He's absolutely dashing. Even Elizabeth I. He's dashing off.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
What's very interesting is that there were rumors that he was a homosexual. He slept with his mignon, his favorite, with his men. There is no evidence whatsoever of this. If at all, it's the contrary. And I'm going to tell you two reasons why there are these rumors about him. And why they're not true. The first one is he had lots of mistresses.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
But because it's the only love story we're going to have here. He loved his wife. It was a love match. He chose Louise de Lorraine Vaudemont, who was a guise. And her allegiance is going to go to him, not her family. And then you have all this. I love that Sharpie is taking notes.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And then the reason why as well, I know for sure that he didn't have any things with his mignon is because I've read hundreds, if not thousands of his letters. And he described his poo in his letters. So if he had had sex with one of his men, he would have said, oh, my God, having you inside me last night was so. Amazing. He never did. He never did. All he did is like, I kiss your hands and feet.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And it's just a mark of allegiance. People say because he said that to a man, I kiss your hand and feet. It's because he had sex with him. But his mother did the same. She wrote to him, I kiss your hand and feet. It was actually a mark of allegiance, a total loyalty.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
What did he say about his poo? It was green and smelly. And he reported that to his... I'm sorry, guys. He reported that to his advisor. Can you imagine the Privy Councillor receiving the letter? My king had a green poo today and it was very smelly.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
For 11 years of marriage negotiation, 11 years, Elizabeth said, yes, I will. No, I won't. Yes, I will. No, I won't. Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. I will. I won't. 11 years. I mean, you can call the French stupid. You can.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
About 20, 25 years. And they've met each other twice. He came to England twice. And they partied together. I'm going to tell you a story. Did he sit on her lap and play the liar? I hope he didn't. I don't think she was the type of woman. But they had so much fun that she promised in front of everyone, I will marry you. in front of everyone, 1581. He's so happy.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Florence is their home. And they're going to become Dukes of Florence and Grand Dukes of Tuscany. But they also love the arts. They become very famous patron of the art. And to say that, I would like to say that Cafe Medici is actually one of the greatest patrons of the art of the second half of the 16th century. It's like the Kardashians. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Estelle. Oh, you hurt me.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
He's like, oh my God, finally, you know, after 10 years. Can you imagine? But imagine like thinking that someone's going to marry you for 10 years and they don't. And the next morning she said, oh yeah, about last night. I didn't mean it, but it doesn't sound to you, Shappi, tell me your honest answer that she was absolutely hungover. Like, oh, my God, what did I say?
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Well, you promised to marry someone. I didn't have that, but she did. And I think it's hilarious that, you know, the next day. Oh, my God, what did I what did I say? Oh, no, I didn't mean it. It's not going to happen.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
She is the grandmother of Europe.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Well, she's the grandmother of the infanters of Spain.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Because she married her first daughter to Philip II.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And they had two daughters.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And then she has people in Lorraine, in Tuscany. She is the grandmother of Europe.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Well, for her, it's very hard because in 1585, there's the eighth religious civil war that is triggered, obviously, by the death of her son, her last son. Also, you have to realize that now, you know, she's counting her kids. Oh, my God. And there's still Henry.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
But Henry and herself, so her favorite son, are going to drift apart because Henry III is going to make a secret alliance with Elizabeth I because he understands now that the Protestants don't want his crown, but the Guises and Mary Stuart... want much power in Europe.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
So he's going to make a secret alliance and Catherine is going to get closer to the Guises, wanting to preserve the Catholic faith ultimately in France. So they drift apart. Catherine ends up hating Elizabeth I. And when Elizabeth ordered the execution of Mary Stuart in 1587, Catherine is almost like, who does she think she is? Like, I hate this woman.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And so you really have, those two are drifting apart. They're fighting. And Henry III is going to commit a very horrible thing. He's going to order the murder of the Guises. And Catherine de Menchie is going to know. That's the end. I think she really gets very ill. Mm-hmm.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
At that time, so it's December 1588, she gets very ill and she has nowhere to recover because the country is in, honestly, it's hell. France is hell at that point. And she dies on the 5th January 1589. And I'm so glad she didn't see her favorite son, the beautiful Henry, murdered. He's murdered a few months later, in August 1589.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
It ends because, obviously, Henry dies in 1589 as well. It's the end of the Valois. And then you have Henri de Navarre with his wife, Margaret of Valois, who become king and queen of France. That's the end of the Valois dynasty.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Estelle, do you want to lie down? I'm so sorry.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Well, I would like people to remember that Catherine is not the Dark Queen. All of this is absolutely untrue. And to show it to you, I'm going to discuss two things briefly with you. The first thing is the fact how much she loved her children, but also her grandchildren. She wrote loving letters to her granddaughters, the Spanish granddaughters. She sent them gifts, monkeys, part of these gifts.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I know, quite unusual. Not unusual for the time, if I'm really honest with you. But the thing that I find it very touching about Catherine is the way she treated Henry III's wife, Louise de Lorraine Vaudemont, who was a guise. by blood, but of Valois. by choice. And she gave her, at her death, Chenonceau.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
She gave Chenonceau to this queen, who was then going to lose, obviously, her husband, and is going to fight until the end to get recognition for her husband, because she really believed that, you know, he did what he did because of what was happening in France at the time, where the Guise is. She was not perfect. And Greg, on that, you are totally right to point it out.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
To be in power, you have to be ruthless. But she was not this horrible woman who poisoned anyone to get power. She was not this woman who created, you know, all the wars of religion. When you look at French books, it's always like Catherine the Midget is full.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, she was born Caterina, Caterina de' Medici. Her father is Lorenzo II de' Medici. And he was given the title of Duke of Urbino by his uncle, the Pope. But he didn't have the land. He had to fight the Romans. Actual Duke there. It's, you know, like... So sorry. So his uncle, the Pope... Is giving him a title.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And I think it comes because of, honestly, xenophobia against Italians, unfortunately, that, you know, prevailed in the 17th and the 18th century, gravely. So it is quite important to remember Catherine as someone who truly loved her children, her grandchildren, who tried to do her best for France. And a family.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Thank you so much for having me. I had so much fun, honestly.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
But you have to put it into context of Italian wars. So when I say, like, let's be fair to him and the Pope, it was contested.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yes, she's royal, Madeleine de la Tour d'Auvergne. So she is from... Can you say that again, slowly? Madeleine de la Tour d'Auvergne. I love her name. Such a beautiful language. It's like I've said je t'aime to you right now. Greg, you must learn it.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
But Madeleine is from French blood, so she's a very important royal woman. It was all arranged, obviously, by the French, especially Francis I of France. Because I just discussed about the Italian wars. French thought they had some claims on Italian territories and having an alliance between the Medici, who were not, as you said, raw, very important, to a very raw French person.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
They really thought that here they would lock the Pope on their side. They would lock territories, Italian territories, on their side. And obviously their heir was going to be Caterina, Catherine, to unite in many ways France. And Italy.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
So it was a very strong political alliance.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Not the case at all. Unfortunately for Katerina, she lost both her parents. Her mother died. Honestly, we say fever. It's after giving birth. So she died of childbirth. She died 10 days later. And her father, who had to fight this Duke of Urbino... died of his wounds from the battle. So at three weeks old, she was an orphan, but also the heir of a very massive fortune and wealth.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
But what's tragic, I think, for Katerina is the fact that then she's going to be taken by her grandmother, but her grandmother is going to die the year after.
You're Dead to Me
Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And more people are going too, right? Because then she's going to be with her aunt. And again, she's going to die as well. And the Pope.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
The great uncle is going to make sure that she is protected and well-educated. What was his name?
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Uncle Pope. Uncle Pope. Uncle Ken. It's a life of turmoil and of great heartbreaks. What I want people to understand, just for a minute, how lonely Katerina was. Because she's got no brothers and sisters.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
No, and it's very important to remember because then when we're going to go through her life and we're going to discuss her later, I want you to remember that she lost everyone she loved or could have loved and she was massively a political pawn.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I would like to say, please hire me.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
No, don't wish you were wrong. Because I don't think it's a sad story. I'm sorry. Maybe I'm the only one feeling that.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, but like, OK, OK, let's tell the age. They're 14, 13, 14, right? But they're both the same age. At least she's not, you know, giving to an old man who's disgusting. And, you know, like at least and she fell in love. She does. And that's a tragedy of a life. But we can discuss that.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
OK, Chappie, honey, she's in love with a prince. OK. She's going to have a wedding in Marseille, in Notre Dame de la Garde. This little girl who lost everyone.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Oh, Henri for you British people.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
We love you. But Francis I is her father-in-law. It's going to become a father figure. She enters a family. Honestly, I think she won that one. It could have been way worse for her.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Oh, gosh, it's not even near. But I would like to defend the French before saying what happened.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Or shall I defend the French after? To be fair, first of all, it's from one of the reports. Not all of them said that.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
I should have been a lawyer. But yeah, all right. So there were courtesans and they dipped their breast in wine and offered it in men and it ended up in an orgy. But honestly, it's what French do, right? OK, so I'm curious to know...
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Diane de Poitiers, yes. So this woman is very important. She's a noble woman and she's a widow. And I would like to say that women in the 16th century are very powerful once they become widow because they still have the wealth of their husband. And if they choose not to marry again, they're in charge of their household.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
And it's very important here because we have the rise of a woman, highly intelligent and very wealthy, very beautiful. She's extremely beautiful. There's even a portrait of her with a breast out, a nipple out. Wine on them? No wine. No wine. I don't think she was invited to a wedding. But she's going to become the tutor of Henry, the young man. She's going to teach him.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Yeah, 19 years old. Totally Macron. And she's going to teach him more than languages and classical studies. And she's going to become his lover. OK. But I think the importance here to remember is that she's not just a lover in bed. She's queen in all but name. She's going to become like his shadow. And for Catherine, I told you she fell in love. He didn't fall in love with her.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Thank you so much for having me. I'm so excited to talk about Catherine.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
My shoulders have drooped in sadness. Think about my orphan girl who has no one all her life. Greg, please. Who has no one all her life. She finally... falls in love with this boy. This boy's in love with this woman. This woman is so much more powerful, more beautiful. She has more everything. I'm getting Diana and Camilla vibes.
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Catherine de’ Medici: the real Serpent Queen of France
Worse than that, he gives her, well, later on when he becomes king, he gives her a seat at the Privy Council.